Episode 3 All Over the Place


Episode 3

Ed Petrie and friends discover interesting places to visit in the USA. The team take the helicopter flight of a lifetime over the breathtaking Grand Canyon.


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Fancy travelling around the USA with your CBBC mates?

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Cel walks like an Egyptian.

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Johny goes on a grand adventure.

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That is the most spectacular thing I have ever seen.

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Michelle gets pre-hysterical,

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and Naomi has a mashing time.

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CAR HORN HONKS

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# All over the place!

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# All over the place!

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# North, south, east, west

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# All of us on a quest

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# Me and my mates all over the place

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# It's true what you've heard

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# Everything is absurd

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# Whatever we do is strange but true!

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# All over the place!

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# All over the place!

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# Bet you didn't know there's stuff all over the States

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# But it turns up all over the place! #

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Let's kick off in Arizona, the US state which has one of the biggest

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holes in the world. It's so big you could fit 47 trillion camels in it!

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Check out that view. For once, even Ed and Johny are speechless!

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This is not any old canyon, it's the granddaddy of them all.

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This is the Grand Canyon.

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# Oh, heaven

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# Oh, heaven

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# I wait with good intentions... #

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It's 446 kilometres long,

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which is the length of 4,460 football pitches!

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I don't fancy dribbling the ball that far.

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-BOOMING VOICE:

-Wake up, Ed and Johny!

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You have 32 seconds to find out as much as you can

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about the Grand Canyon!

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Ed, you've got Addie, who's a park ranger.

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Johny, you've got Max, a canyon tourist guide.

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Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner

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and gets the trip of a lifetime! Three, two, one, go!

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-Max, how many mules have you got?

-134.

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How old is the Grand Canyon?

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-Grand Canyon, oldest rock is 1.8 billion years.

-That's quite old!

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What's the difference between a mule and a horse?

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Dad's a donkey, Mum's a horse is how you get a mule.

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-How long is it?

-277 miles.

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Why is the Grand Canyon red?

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Because that's the type of stone that's in it, coconino sandstone.

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-Can you see it from space?

-You indeed can see it from space.

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-How long does it take you to grow your moustache?

-About three days.

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-How many people visit a year?

-Five million visitors.

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What's the best thing about working at the canyon?

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Working here? Free food.

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KLAXON

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Ah! Oh, thank you, Max. I think we did pretty well there. Put it there.

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Whoo!

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And the person who found out the most facts is...

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..Johny!

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Yes! Yes.

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# Trip of a lifetime coming this way! #

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I've come all the way from the other side of the world!

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It's the Grand Canyon! I wanted the trip of a lifetime!

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Aw. Listen.

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-I'll see what I can do.

-Really?

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I wouldn't have done that.

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-Yes!

-Yay! To the chopper!

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-Do you feel sick?

-Yeah.

-Don't worry, I've got these.

-Oh, great, OK.

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Here we go, Johny! We're in the air.

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Hang on, boys! This really is going to be an amazing ride!

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That's really weird. It feels like we're just floating.

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We are floating, Johny, we're in a helicopter.

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ED AND JOHNY: Whoa!

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THEY LAUGH

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-You know, it's nearly two kilometres deep, the Grand Canyon.

-Two ki...

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Oh, don't tell me that now, just as we're about to go off the edge!

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-Johny, we're about to go off the edge!

-Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow!

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BOTH: Whoa!

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I don't think my voice has ever reached that high before.

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That's the highest it's been since you were 11 years old!

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Yes, definitely.

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That's the Colorado River down there.

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The Colorado River has helped to create this massive gorge

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over just a few years. Well, five million years to be exact!

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There are two emotions I'm feeling now.

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One is exhilaration and the other is absolute terror.

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I know this is a stupid thing to say,

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because we're at the Grand Canyon, but it's so big!

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-Bigger than I thought it would be.

-It's grander.

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They should call it the Really, Really, Really, Grand Canyon.

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That is the most spectacular thing I have ever seen.

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The rocks in the canyon are older than the oldest known dinosaurs!

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-Here comes the helipad.

-We made it!

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-Never got to use this.

-Just a minute.

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RETCHING

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That was incredible. I love the Grand Canyon! I love it here.

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I want to work here. I want to be a park ranger. Nothing can stop me.

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Me too, me too. I love the hats, I love the badges.

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We could definitely rock those uniforms.

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I wonder what you'd have to do to be one?

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Well, who better to ask than Addie, our park ranger?

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How do we become park rangers?

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Well, to be a park ranger, you do have to go to college.

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Four-year degree, lots of research about the rocks, plants, animals...

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I'm going to stop you there, Addie. That sounds great, but have you got

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-anything that's less like hard work?

-Yeah, we are quite lazy.

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Our rangers here at the Grand Canyon would love it

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if you would participate in part of our junior ranger programme,

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which is Grand Canyon bingo.

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I think the junior ranger programme

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is going to be too difficult for these two!

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They've got to find different items on this bingo card.

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Pinecone.

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Bingo!

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Tracks!

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Bingo!

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Yep, there you are.

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Bingo!

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Yes, pine tree.

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Bingo!

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I've only gone and found a fossil. That's 270 million years old, that.

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Bingo!

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"Draw your own."

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Yep. I think that's...perfect, actually.

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Ed Petrie. Bingo!

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Are you any relation of, er... Oh, never mind.

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Bingo! So how did we do, Addie?

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Well, Ed, you did win the bingo.

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-Hooray!

-Oh, man!

-Oh, I knew I'd be the best ranger.

-Yeah, whatever.

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But, for taking part, we have special badges for each of you.

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Best at not seeing the California Condor.

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For Johny, best at avoiding wildlife. For Ed again,

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best at avoiding the poisonous reptiles.

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-Yeah, not a scratch on me.

-And, for Johny, the best bingo yell.

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-I think you've earned it.

-Bingoooo!

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Well, Cel, today we're going back in time.

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You see, the future me has invented a time machine

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and we're going to go back to Ancient Egypt.

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In fact, the future me might pop along in a moment, say hello.

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-Yeah, you do talk some nonsense.

-Oh, really?

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We're stepping into the time machine now actually. Oh, here we go.

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Oh, no. Oh, we're travelling, Cel! Boom!

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Ooh. Look where we are.

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Although Ed's fashion sense is very, very dated,

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he can't actually time travel just yet, and this isn't Ancient Egypt.

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It's Wadsworth, Illinois.

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But this pyramid is a family home.

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It was built in 1977 by Jim and Linda Onan.

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It's six storeys tall and used to be covered in 24-carat gold.

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It even has a three-pyramid garage and, obviously,

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a 19-metre-high statue of a pharaoh in its grounds. Pharaoh enough!

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Rocco, I think this is the strangest house I've ever seen.

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-Do you actually live here in this pyramid?

-I used to.

-Oh, right.

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-Who lives here now, then?

-My parents.

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-What was it like growing up in a pyramid?

-Normal.

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I spent my whole life around pyramids.

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-It's your house that's weird.

-That's true.

-Well...yes.

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-You haven't seen my house.

-You don't have pyramids?

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-No, I don't live in a pyramid, no.

-See, that's weird.

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It hasn't caught on over that side of the pond yet.

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See, the thing is, it's great standing out here and everything,

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but I was kind of hoping we might be able to have a little peek inside?

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-You want to go inside?

-Yeah.

-All right.

-Yes!

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Yay. He had to think about it.

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If you're going to build a house

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shaped like a pyramid, why not model it on the biggest and best,

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the great Pyramid of Cheops in Egypt?

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That's what they did with this one, though it is a bit smaller.

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I was just thinking, how cool would it be to live in this pyramid?

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Yeah, it does look pretty cool.

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Shall we walk like Egyptians and have a gander?

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-Yeah, can I bring me staff?

-You can bring your staff.

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# Walk like an Egyptian... #

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Ed?

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-Ed!

-Raaarrrgghh!

-Ahhhhh!

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I'll get you back for that.

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# Walk like an Egyptian... #

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You know what, Ed?

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I feel like Howard Carter going into the tomb for the first time.

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I feel like Angelina Jolie.

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Reminds me of a joke. How do you ring an Ancient Egyptian doorbell?

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Just toot and come in. Get it? Toot and come in! No?

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I've been to one of these in Egypt

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and the walls are actually this colourful.

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The one I went to didn't have a mummy, though.

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Little bit too spooky for me. Think I'll leave that one. Cel?

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Wuuuuurrrrrrgggghhhhhh!

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Uuuuuuurrrggggghhh...

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You finished?

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Yeah, I'll tell YOUR mummy if you do that again.

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CEL MIMICS ED

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I know Ancient Egyptians didn't live in pyramids

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-but I think it would have been pretty cool.

-Yeah, imagine that.

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Heading home after a hard day ruling the country,

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parking up your chariot and sitting down to watch Pharoahnation Street.

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No, that's a bit silly, Cel.

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Everybody knows they'd be watching NileEnders.

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I wonder what Ancient Egyptians actually did

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to keep themselves amused.

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I am pooped.

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I feel like we've been building pyramids since 2584 BC.

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-We have, my Pharaoh.

-Oh. Well, that makes sense.

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Right, I've finished work now

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and I don't want to hear another word about pyramids.

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-TV:

-And now on BBC Pyramid we take a look at the pyramids

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-in this week's edition of Pyramids.

-ED GROANS

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Right, slave. What do the other pharaohs do to relax?

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Some of them like to play the board game Dogs and Jackals.

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Dogs and Jackals? No, I'm more of a cat man. What else?

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-Some like to eat fruit all day.

-Fruit gives me a funny tummy.

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Come on, what else can I do to relax?!

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Some like to dress up their slaves.

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Dress them up? Like what?

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-Pharaohs.

-They dress their slaves up like pharaohs?

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-Doesn't sound very relaxing. Are you sure?

-Definitely.

-Oh, OK.

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Put that crown on.

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Great.

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They also give their slave a bag of gold and the keys to their chariot.

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Really? Well, if that's what it takes to relax then so be it.

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Well, you enjoy relaxing, Pharaoh.

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RAPID FOOTSTEPS DOOR SLAMS

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RAPID FOOTSTEPS

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I still don't feel very relaxed.

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RAPID FOOTSTEPS DOOR SLAMS

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-HORSE NEIGHS

-Oi!

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I'll mummify you when I get my hands on you!

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Worst slave ever. Unbelievable! I guess I'll just listen to the radio.

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-That'll calm me down a bit.

-RADIO:

-This is Pyramid FM.

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I'm DJ Pyramid and this track is Pyramid by The Pyramids.

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# Pyramid, Pyramid... # HE ROARS

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-# It's a pyramid

-Pyramid, Pyramid... #

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TOILET FLUSHES

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-OK, Ed. Prepare to be amazed.

-Amazed by what?

-By this.

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The Empire State Building in the heart of New York City.

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-I'll just visit the little boys room first.

-No time, mate.

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You can go up the top. There are 73 elevators in this building.

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Although it's probably not a good time to mention

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-there are 103 floors.

-What?!

-Would you have rather taken 1,872 steps?

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I am one step away from having an accident!

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It took one year and 45 days to build

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and cost over 41 million in total. That's just under £26.5 million.

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I will pay double that amount if you find me a loo!

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Now, that is a view, Ed.

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You are currently standing 381 metres off the ground.

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That's the same height as 200 Tinie Tempahs.

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You might see my not-so-tiny temper in a minute!

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-Calm down, Ed.

-Argh!

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Oh, man, that left me high and dry then.

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I wonder what it would be like to live in the clouds.

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If I lived in the clouds it would be like lying on candy floss -

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soft, cuddly like a giant teddy bear.

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I would jump about because it would be squidgy and bouncy.

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It would be easy to do assault courses because you can turn clouds

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into shapes and loops and balancing things

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and it would be really fun.

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Where are we? We've been walking for hours.

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We are somewhere in Wisconsin and we've only been walking five minutes.

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Really? It feels more like... Argh!

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-Less talking and more walking is required, Petrie!

-My toe!

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What's this doing lying around in the woods?

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It's probably come from over there.

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-Don't worry. They are made of metal.

-Oh, yeah.

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I wasn't really scared.

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Takes more than that to scare Ed Petrie.

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-DINOSAUR ROARS Argh!

-Argh!

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Works every time.

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This is like a film set. Clyde, what is this place?

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-This is Jurustic Park.

-So, what's that?

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Well, you know Jurassic Park,

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people that came from the Jurassic era.

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These came out of the Iron Age. This is Jurustic Park.

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Jurustic Park is about the same size as a football pitch

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and it attracts 15,000 visitors each year.

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Clyde created the structures from old farming machinery

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and if you touch some of them, they actually move. Go on, I dare you!

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Let this be a lesson to you, viewers.

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This is what too many fizzy drinks do to you.

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I was getting a bit thirsty myself. I might take this.

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-I think it's been there for six months.

-Maybe not!

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Be careful, guys, I wouldn't fancy being around

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if these things were actually alive like a film or something.

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'Ed Petrie and Michelle Ackerley star in the biggest, scariest

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-'dinosaur movie of all time.'

-Jurustic Park!

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I'm not going in there. There's dinosaurs.

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Yeah, but they sell ice cream.

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Last one in is a loser!

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-Argh!

-Argh!

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Meet the biggest egos ever known.

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You want us to do more screening?

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No, darling. I'm on the phone to my agent.

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We're classically trained actors.

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Fine, you're the director.

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Argh!

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It's an adventure...

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It's been 65 million years in the making.

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Actually, it took 19 years to build this but still quite a long time.

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Argh!

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-Listen....

-< Prrffft!

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-They're trumping.

-Pfffrrt!

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Some scientists believe dinosaurs trumped

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so much they actually caused climate change.

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No wonder they became ex-stinked!

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Ex-STINKED. They stink.

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Pfffttt!

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Argh!

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We're done for, Laura. I just want to tell you that I...

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-I...

-Yes?

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I heard the heaviest dinosaur was the Brachiosaurus,

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as heavy as 17 elephants.

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-That's not very romantic.

-No, but it is informative.

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Jurustic Park. Probably not coming to a cinema near you.

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BELCH!

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Urgh, that's disgusting!

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It may have stinky Ed breath but does it have his brains?

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Hello, and welcome to my brand-new Jurassic quiz show.

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Are you smarter than a 230 million-year-old?

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The aim of the game is to prove you're smarter than a dinosaur.

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I'm giving you some scenarios and if the way you would deal

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with them is better than a dinosaur's, you win points.

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It's the best-of-three.

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Let's take the first bite out of the question.

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What would you do if you had an upset stomach? A dicky tummy.

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I would probably have a lie down and maybe eat a tub of ice cream

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-to soothe it.

-That answer is ridiculous.

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Prosauropods and sauropods would swallow stones

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to grind up the food inside their stomachs,

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which we can all agree is much more practical.

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No points for you.

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How would you react from an attack by a predator?

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Well, I would probably want to sit down over a cup of tea

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and try and talk it through and resolve things.

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If you'd said you'd evolve 15 horns like a Kosmoceratops

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you'd have won a point but you didn't, so you don't!

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Unfortunately for you, the game is over and you can't claw it back.

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-What?

-Talking of claws, if I were you, I would run away.

-Why?

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You've become first prize for that dinosaur.

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Argh!

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Join me next week, if I'm still alive,

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for more brain-straining battles.

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I don't know why I'm running away.

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Cavemen and dinosaurs didn't even live on the earth at the same time!

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Last year, 89,470 couples in love decided to get

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married in one of these 35 wedding chapels.

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Ed has asked me to be his best man and organise his wedding.

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I've never seen him so happy.

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-I'm so happy.

-See?

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I'm so happy I want to get married right here, right now.

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Wasn't that a stroke of luck?

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# It's a beautiful day The sun is high

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# In the blue blue blue Las Vegas sky

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# And I have decided I want to get wed

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# Well, you're in luck, mate

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# Don't know if you've heard

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# We're in the marriage capital of the world

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# You could easily be Mr and Mrs E-e-e-e-d

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# Getting married in Vegas isn't very hard

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# See this little chapel on the boulevard

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# Thousands come every year to say, I do

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# You could be all done and dusted in a minute or two

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# Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

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# I'll have the wedding of my dreams

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# Did you know-oh-oh-oh-oh

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# The weddings here are themes

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# You can dress as Elvis Use his massive car

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# I could go Hawaiian in this coconut bra

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# How about a vampire? Or try intergalactic

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# There's Egyptian costumes and gangster suits

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# I never knew getting married could be such a hoot

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# Ooh, I like this Grim Reaper

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# That's a little drastic

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# With a choice of chapels What could be finer?

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# Getting hitched in a gazebo or a '50s diner

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# My darling bride-to-be is sure to go wow

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# When Dracula reads out the wedding vows

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# Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

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# Can't wait to tie the knot

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# Mind you, ooh, ooh, ooh

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# Is this the biggest size you've got?

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# I'll need something old Something new

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# Something borrowed Something blue

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# Well, your jokes are old and your haircut's new

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# And you can borrow my socks and will this do?

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# Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

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# Come on let's do this thing

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# Have you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh remembered the ring?

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# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

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# It's gonna be the best day of my life

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# Although-oh-oh-oh-oh

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# Just need to find somebody to be my wife! #

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So, why are we dressed as potatoes eating potato-based snacks?

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I feel like the vegetable equivalent of a cannibal.

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-Because we are in Barnesville, Minnesota.

-Oh, that explains it then.

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I'm being sarcastic, obviously.

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(MUFFLED) ..at the potato festival.

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-You shouldn't talk with your mouth full.

-Oh, yeah, sorry.

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Barnesville is famous for its Potato Festival. The town has been

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going potato mad for two days every year for 74 years.

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The potato fest started as a potato picking contest for men, which

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was far too MASH-O!

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They knew they would be ROASTED

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if women couldn't CHIP in, so new events were added

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and today the potato fest has 50 different potato-based

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competitions including potato wrestling.

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-I can't wait to see Ed and Naomi mash it up.

-I just love a parade.

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Yes, I feel like a spud celebrity.

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Hello. Morning. Something to strike fear into the heart of every potato.

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See what it tastes like, Naomi.

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-Not very nice.

-Needs ketchup?

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Just in case the chip pan catches fire.

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Hope it doesn't. The only other adult dressed as a potato.

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Yes, potato sack, potato anything. Anything goes here.

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What's it all about, the Barnesville Potato Festival?

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Barnesville is the potato capital of the world,

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as far as I'm concerned.

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And the event that we celebrate,

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the last weekend in August, is all about potatoes.

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You can eat them, smash them, throw them, cook them, you name it.

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Wrestle in them.

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Potato wrestling was introduced to the festival in 1999

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and each year a maximum of 12 pairs can take part.

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To create the perfect wrestling match,

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first add 500 kilogram of potato powder, which is the same

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weight as five baby elephants. Next, stir in 280 gallons of water

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and finally mix with feet or body,

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preferably using the technique known as the spud waltz and voila!

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Meet Masher, our local wrestling expert and coach.

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-You are coming underneath here.

-Did you put deodorant on?

-Nope!

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Fall backwards.

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-You fall backwards.

-I fall over.

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Then what do I do? I just sit on her?

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As he pushes back, you are going here and throw your body that way.

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This isn't the sort of thing you do in social situations, is it?

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-Those guns are squashing me. That way.

-Right there.

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Yay! That was easy.

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How do we win?

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You would have to pin Ed for three seconds, hold him for three seconds.

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I can put you down, easily. Your hair looks ridiculous.

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You're not as good at presenting television as you think you are!

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Welcome to the main event, this is Extreme WWMP.

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Wacky Wrestling In Mashed Potato. Ed Petrie is the Gladi-tator!

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Naomi Wilkinson is Pomme De Terre.

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I don't want to get in there!

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-It stinks.

-It really smells.

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What you can't tell at home,

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it stinks of school dinners round here.

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It's quite funny until you realise you're going in.

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-It's not funny at all now, is it?

-I was standing there going,

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"This is funny. Hang on, that'll be me in five minutes."

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Forget five minutes, Ed. You're up now. Yes, potato fans.

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-It's time for the WWMP Mash Down.

-I am the Gladi-tator!

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-Come on, take him down!

-Seconds out, round one.

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Enormous support from Barnesville potato fans for the plucky

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Brit with a French potato name, Pomme De Terre!

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Oh, she is swooping in. It's a potato smash.

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Can she hold the thin guy down? No!

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No, Gladi-tator has pinned her and it's a potato pin down.

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So much fun.

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Ed completes the pin down

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and the Gladi-tator takes the points.

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Second round and this fight is awesome.

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Pomme De Terre matching Gladi-tator oar to oar.

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Oh, Pomme has pinned him! Who would have seen that coming?

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She gets the points.

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-What's the score?

-I think it's tied!

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By some miracle of a match, we have a draw.

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So, this is the decider.

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It's the final round and Gladi-tator fighting back. Look at him go.

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That's a smash!

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-Ed wins.

-Ed's the man!

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-The winner by half a point.

-The winner, the Gladi-tator!

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Oh, great to see such old-style generosity in defeat

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from Pomme De Terre!

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-I know what I don't want to eat for tea.

-Yeah.

-Congratulations, Naomi.

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You almost had him in a wedgie but Ed, I declare him the champion.

0:27:210:27:26

-I totally let you win. Well done. Where's he gone?

-Why did he run away?

0:27:260:27:32

Argh!

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I still won!

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You've been watching All Over The Place USA.

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Ed Petrie and friends go on an incredible journey to find the most unusual, strange and amazing places to visit in the USA. The team take the helicopter flight of a lifetime over the breathtaking Grand Canyon, live like a pharaoh in a pyramid house and become king of New York on the Empire State Building. Also, there's an attack of giant rusty dinosaurs, musical fancy-dress marriage in Las Vegas, and Ed and Naomi grapple for glory in the potato wrestling ring in Minnesota.


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