Episode 4 All Over the Place

Hold on tight as your CBBC mates take you on their amazing American adventure.

-Richard gets cheesed off...

-If that's cheese, me and you will fall out.

-..Naomi takes it to the bridge, Ceal gets cranky...

-Come on, Ceal, crank that handle!

..and Iain is the chalk of the town.

# All over the place

# All over the place

# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest

# Me and my mates, all over the place

# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd

# Whatever we do is strange but true

# All over the place

# All over the place

# I bet you didn't know this stuff's All over the States

# But it turns up

# All over the place #

We are kicking off in the US state

which has the largest populated city of them all - New York.

A trip round New York City is like a trip round the whole world of food.

There's an incredible pick-and-mix

of over 2,800 food stalls all over the city.

Richard is the fussiest eater in the team,

so let's blindfold him and ask him to guess what the different foods are

in...

Look how nervous Richard looks! Why are you so nervous?

I don't know what I'm going to eat and I don't know if I'll like it.

-I can smell it.

-There we go. Get a forkful. Lovely!

Now, pop it in your mouth.

This is edible. This is all nice stuff.

Eurgh!

He's a very fussy eater!

That is really spicy.

My mouth is on fire!

Do you want to see what it is? It's Trinidadian-Pakistani fusion food.

-I was going to say Pakistani.

-Of course you were!

-This is the lady who made it.

-How are you?

-How are you?

Can I just ask - that was extra-hot sauce on it?

-Extra hot, yes.

-Whoo!

I love spicy food, but I've never had anything that spicy.

-My lips are just like on fire.

-Shall we get you some water?

You stitched me right up!

He didn't do well guessing that last food.

Let's give him some more to try out. Maybe he'll do better guessing these.

Little clue - this place is called El Ray Del Sabor.

Can we have your speciality, please? Can I have one of them, please?

-Could I have the best one you've got, please?

-You got it, buddy.

-I can smell nachos.

-You can smell nachos?

-Yes.

-Ed.

-Yes?

-New York rocks, right?

-Yes.

-But I can small cheese.

-Oh, yes. Let's move.

-Can you smell cheese?

-Yes.

-I don't know why that would be.

-You know I don't like cheese.

If it's cheese, me and you will fall out.

You're in trouble, Ed! It's a cheesy Italian pizza slice.

-That tastes like pizza.

-It tastes like pizza?

-Yes.

Really?

-HE RETCHES

-That's cheese.

-I know what it is. It's pizza.

-He's the fussiest eater I've met!

No, because I don't like cheese. The only cheese I eat is when it's on a pizza.

I knew it was a pizza.

OK.

I can smell really strongly that pitta bread smell.

Next up is a Mexican beef tongue taco. Yep, I said tongue!

Open wide. Here comes the big aeroplane!

-Do you want some sauce, as well?

-Number one, there's lettuce there.

I don't know if there's some lamb, like lamby... or steak...

Have one more mouthful. There you go.

That's enough.

-What meat is this?

-Tongue beef.

-Tongue?

-Yes.

-Tongue.

-Oh!

-Beef tongue.

-Don't!

-You've eaten a cow's tongue.

-Don't!

-I think the tongue was awful.

-HE LAUGHS

-Oh, thank you.

-You're welcome.

-Yummy, yummy, yummy, yum-yum.

At last, something Richard will love.

Here we go, Richard. Here we go.

-I can't smell anything.

-Actually, just take the blindfold off.

Seriously, my heart was pounding out my flipping chest!

-I thought it was cheese.

-No.

-Look, I'm sweating!

-I know! You're terrified of cheese.

You take the mick, I swear!

You're going to get your just desserts, Petrie!

I quite fancy running a food stall myself.

Jellied eels, anybody? Bangers and mash. Nice and cheap!

Come and get your bangers and mash. Toad in the hole?

I'm from the New York Council. It's my job to make sure

all vendors adhere to strict rules and regulations.

Is that a mouse?

Sir, there are severe penalties for all animal infestations, including vermin.

It's bubble and squeak. It's lovely. It's better than your boring old hotdogs.

People didn't always sell hotdogs.

The very first New York street food was oysters.

Oysters? They look like bogeys.

Can I interest you in a nice scotch egg?

They're not Scottish. That's false advertising.

-IN SCOTTISH ACCENT

-"See you, Jimmy!

"Have you got a problem wi ma mates?!

No. But I do have a problem with your location.

The rules state that no vendor shall vend 1.52 metres from a bus shelter,

6.1 metres from the nearest cafe

and 3.05 metres from the nearest residential building. What do you say to that?

You are having a Turkish. Trying to stitch me up like a kipper!

I've got a regulation of my own -

-no vendor shall talk absolute codswallop!

-Ahh!

Now, codswallop - I can do for you.

Here's the cod

and here's the wallop!

Lovely-jubbly!

Wow. Naomi, you should look at this.

No, Ed, you have got to see what I am looking at now.

I'm looking at the longest bridge I have ever seen.

That's funny. I'm looking at the longest bridge I have ever seen!

It cannot be as long as this.

It can. It's definitely longer than your bridge!

BOTH: Oh. Yours is quite long, actually.

I'm amazed these two manage to dress themselves!

Welcome to Marathon, a small island off mainland Florida.

And, yes, they have two bridges.

One is called the New 7 Mile Bridge

and the other is called the Old 7 Mile Bridge.

A lot of thought was put into that.

The Old 7 Mile Bridge was originally a railroad bridge, and today the tracks are used as handrails.

The new bridge is the only bridge that allows traffic across it.

-IN BOOMING VOICE

-Ed and Naomi,

you have 39 seconds to find out as much as you can

about the old and new 7 Mile Bridges!

Naomi, you have Kelly, who lives under the old bridge and knows it well.

Ed, you have Ananda, who works on Pigeon Key

and knows all about the new bridge.

Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.

Three, two, one, go!

-Did they build the new bridge to make people think they were seeing double?

-No.

-Before the bridge, how did people get from island to island?

-By boat.

Did they build the new bridge for people with long legs

-so they could put their left leg on one bridge and their right on another?

-No.

-How long did it take to build Old Bridge?

-Four years.

-How many pillars is it made out of?

-440.

-Is it called Old Bridge because only old people could use it?

-No.

-How long is the drive from one end to the other?

-About seven minutes.

-Is it safe for us to stand on it?

-Absolutely.

-Can you run on it?

-Once a year.

-Really?

-Yes.

-Why's that?

-Because they have a race.

-If I jump around, it's not going to crumble?

-No.

-That is a relief.

What's the fastest time...? KLAXON

-I'll never find out. I could've entered it.

-I don't know!

I'd never enter that race because it's hotter than the sun in this place!

The person who found out the most facts is...

-..Ed.

-Yay!

-Ohhh!

-Did you bring you wallet?

-Yes. Why?

-Because the loser has to pay for the ferry home.

-Oh, but...

Voiceover man, can you lend me five dollars, please?

No! I'm actually worried about the hurricane. Quick, turn on the weather.

Happy birthday to the Old 7 Mile Bridge.

Finished in 1912, it's over 100 years old.

They used to call it the Eighth Wonder of the World, you know.

And, folks, I'm going to be taking a walk across it myself this very weekend.

-Here's Tom with the weather.

-Thanks, Chuck.

One thing you don't want to do this weekend is walk over any bridges.

There's going to be a hurricane.

Whoa, whoa! What? A hurricane?

Yes. You know, one of those big blowy winds.

-Where's that going to be?

-Let's see...

There!

-What about my walk?

-If you go outside, your feet won't touch the ground. Literally.

Oh, and you'll get real wet, too.

Over half a metre of rain can fall with these things.

Sounds like it's best to stay right where you are.

Folks, the best thing is not to stay right where you are.

There's an even bigger hurricane coming right now!

Whoa, whoa! What? A bigger hurricane? Where?

Let me see. Thanks, doll.

There! The last time we had a hurricane this big, the wind speed was at 320.

Get outta town while you still can! Come on, Grandma, up off the couch!

Now, Tom, no offence, but you weathermen often get things wrong.

How do we know that this hurricane will be as bad as you predict?

Well, I'm going to get blown across the room and fall in a heap in about 10 seconds.

Maybe then you'll believe my prediction.

Don't be silly! Where exactly are you going to fall in a heap?

WIND BLOWS & GLASS SHATTERS

Here!

Good night, everyone!

Agh! GLASS SHATTERS

Welcome to Key Quest the Game Show.

Ed and Naomi, power-walk your way to the end of the island answering questions on the way.

Get them right and collect a key. Get them wrong, there's a forfeit.

Three, two, one, go!

Question one. Name two films in which the bridges appear.

-It's impossible.

-2 Fast 2 Furious, License To Kill!

-Correct!

-How did you know that?

-Quick!

Question two. How long is the New 7 Mile Bridge?

-7 miles!

-No, it's actually 6.76 miles?

That's right!

Question three. Which island was used as the headquarters for the building The Old Bridge?

-The Isle of Wight!

-No! It's Pigeon Key,

-originally known as Cayo Paloma.

-Well done!

Ha-ha! Champion!

-So, er, how are you going to get yourself home?

-What do you mean?

I've got all the keys.

-I'll go and get the car and I'll meet you at the other side of the bridge.

-Huh?

Oh, well. This is Marathon. I guess I'll jog.

TOILET FLUSHES

May I introduce to you the lowest, driest and hottest area in the USA,

the Mojave Desert, gateway to Death Valley.

I'm starting to hallucinate.

Dr Sterling says you have a temperature of 37 degrees,

so you're not running a temperature and are perfectly normal. Well, the last part's questionable.

But I can see a gigantic thermometer randomly sticking out of the desert!

That's the world's largest thermometer. It's meant to be there.

Just be thankful we're not taking your temperature with that!

Whoa, check out that! 134 degrees Fahrenheit!

That's almost 57 degrees Celsius.

That's the highest temperature ever recorded in the USA.

-That's 20 degrees hotter than my body temperature!

-Calm down. You'll break into a sweat.

And we all know how bad that can be...

I'll freshen up when I go to the toilet.

Where was the hottest temperature ever recorded?

-Really? Do we need to do this now?

-The Sahara Desert!

Fascinating. I really need to go!

Do you know how hot it was? 58 degrees!

About one degree hotter than the hottest temperature recorded right here.

I wonder what it'd be like to live in the hottest place in the universe.

If I lived in the hottest place in the universe,

well, if I ran out of water, I'd be forced to drink my sweat!

I would take a mug, and the sweat would be dripping into the mug, so I'd drink it!

I would have a pet elephant so it can squirt me to cool me down.

I'd have to wear a bikini everywhere because it would be so hot outside.

I'd even have to cope with seeing my nan and granddad in bikinis,

which isn't the nicest thing to see!

This is the life, isn't it, Ed? Travelling around the USA with my best buddy.

Adventure on the open road. We're living the dream.

-We are. Where are we headed next on this roller-coaster experience?

-That's why I got out this map.

Currently, we are just about... Oh, no, not there, no.

Er... Oh. That's a biscuit crumb. Erm...

-Ah...

-We're lost, aren't we?

-Did you forget the satnav?

-Yes. Sorry.

Hey, Doc!

-Welcome!

-How you doing? Ooh, biker handshake.

-Biker handshake.

So, how did the collection start?

Well, when I was a wee lad,

I got my first motorcycle in the town of Algoma, Wisconsin.

I bought it for two dollars. That was my first motorcycle.

-What's the most expensive vehicle that you own?

-My 1970 Hemi Cuda.

-How much is that worth?

-About 600,000.

-What?!

-For a car?

..for a car that's older than my gran!

-Can we have a look at it?

-Absolutely, you guys. Off you go!

Thank you.

Doc's restored all of the cars and bikes in his collection.

Amongst them is this, the very rare 1969 GTO Judge.

Don't even think about touching it, boys.

It's estimated that there are...

That's enough to drive to the moon and back eight times and still have some to spare.

-Is that the door?

-The door's at the front of the car.

-What about...?

-It doesn't have side doors.

-Oh!

Why are you so surprised? How do you think you got in?

# Get your motor running

# Head out on the highway... #

Come on, Ceal, crank that handle! I've gotta go down the market and pick up some watermelon and gingham!

It used a crank instead of a key to start the engine.

I feel a game show coming on. Let's play Opportunity Drive!

I'll ask you three questions and if you get them all right,

you could win the mystery prize.

-What's this?

-It's a car.

Is that your final answer?

It's definitely a car.

And you are right! Wrong.

-It's a wrongy kind of right.

-What?

It's a car, but it's also a boat.

It can drive on the road and float on the water.

It's an amphicar.

That's amazing. It reminds me of James Bond.

Since you got the question half right, you can be 003.5!

I'll count it as correct!

It's the second question, which means it comes before the third but after the first.

This is a 1969 Dodge Charger, nicknamed The General Lee.

What I want to know is,

if you were a general, what would you be called?

Erm, I'd be called General Lee...

..Brilliant. Generally Brilliant! Get it?

HE LAUGHS HEARTILY

It's wrong! You'd be called General Stores.

But because I'm in a generous mood, I'm going to count it as correct.

This bike is called the Timeline.

It's the creation of Doc himself and it can actually be driven.

-That's really impressive. It's amazing.

-Yes.

It's got ten seats and seven engines.

The question I want to know the answer to is,

what is ten minus seven?

-Are you kidding?

-It is a very tough question.

-Three. The answer is three.

-Wrong. It's 28.

Nah. Ten minus seven is three.

Oh, dear. Bad loser.

I tell you what, I'll let you have the mystery prize anyway.

It's the chance to meet... my family!

All right, lads?

You're all ridiculous. The lot of you!

Vroom-vroom.

It's really put me in the mood to get back on the road.

-So, you've got the directions to get us to our destination?

-Oh, yes!

-No problems at all?

-Of course.

That's what I like to hear.

I have literally no idea where we're going.

Well, you're going here, Ed...

MUSIC: Sound-alike version of "Price Tag" by Jessie J

# Here in Minnesota

# Got a real sight for you all

# What America does best

# A great big, enormous Sprawling shopping... mall

# Five hundred and 20 shops

# 40 million visits a year

# It's the Mall of America

-I hope there's a map.

-# Yes, you are... here!

# But take a quick look to the left

# It's quite an interesting sight Isn't that a theme park?

# For once, Ed, you are right

# This might sound Funny, funny, funny

# Put away your money, money, money

# Forget about buying A kettle or a toaster

# Instead have a go On a roller coaster

# It's not just about A spending spree

# Or partaking in retail therapy

# The price tags No longer interest me

Although I should point out these rides aren't free.

# Have you ever seen

# Such a thing before?

# Over 20 theme-park rides

# Inside an enormous Sprawling shopping... mall

# Take a quick look to the right

-You won't believe your eyes!

-Is that a sea-life centre?

-Yep.

-Why am I not surprised?

# It's not about the Shopping, shopping, shopping

# Your jaw will be Dropping, dropping, dropping

# Forget about buying a present For your mum

# And spend the day at an aquarium

# A million-gallon tank Full of sea creatures

# For a shopping centre It's a unusual feature

# An underground tunnel Watching sharks above

I usually hate shopping, but this I love!

-# 32 planes could fit...

-# Inside the mall!

-# 12,000 staff employed

-# Inside the mall!

-They've even got plants and trees!

-# Inside the mall!

-And two enormous parking lots

-# Inside the mall!

-No, Ed. They're outside. Pay attention.

-Oh.

# Forget about the Shopping, shopping, shopping

# Here we will be Stopping, stopping, stopping

# Instead of picking up some product for my hair

# I get to spend the day at a massive fair

# Who's interested In a cash transaction

# When there's an aquarium As an attraction?

# How can a shopping centre Have this much action?

# Though some people call it A slight distraction #

I do actually need some hair wax.

OK, back we go.

Here we are at the Pasadena Chalk Festival.

I can't wait to start doing some chalk art,

get the creative juices flowing!

Good luck, mate, with that handful of cheese!

You're always doing this. You always confuse chalk and cheese.

They're two very different things.

How do you explain this, then? Pow! Massive block of chalk!

-That's cheese. It's clearly cheese.

-You don't know what you're talking about.

I'm going to sit here in the peace and quiet and eat my cheese sandwich.

CRUNCH!

Oh...

-Ed.

-Mm?

-Have you the number of a good dentist?

Chalk that one up to experience, mate.

This is the Pasadena Chalk Festival, where 600 artists gather

to create an enormous art gallery under our feet.

Why? For the sheer pleasure of it all.

Oh, and the glory. Oh, and first, second and third prizes.

This festival started when a backpacker returned from his travels

with tales of amazing pictures on the pavements of Europe.

He thought he'd give it a go on the blank canvas of the Pasadena sidewalks,

and the Chalk Festival was born.

It's 20 years old and attracts up to 200,000 art lovers and artists

from LA, San Diego and New York.

If you're taking part, you have to follow a few simple rules.

It's nice and easy to run out. Don't use anything else.

Rule two - you need a plot

where you can create your masterpiece.

Prizes are given for the best use of colour, the best 3D effect and the most humorous theme.

Ed, a self-portrait! It would be hilarious!

-Right, you two, get

-chalking

-to the experts.

How many years have you been coming here?

This is my eighth year.

How do I grab people's attention and make something they want to look at?

Skill level counts. Most of the people that win are very skilled.

So it's going on skill level. So I am struggling.

-Excuse me, mate.

-Hello?

We were just wondering the best way to start our chalk drawing.

You seem to have got quite far. Excuse me!

-There you go. You're a dog lover.

-It looks just like Hacker.

We're doing it for the first time today.

Do you start with the light colours first and then go darker?

-I do it differently every time.

-Oh.

So I'm not very much help!

She's giving nothing away!

Careful. Careful where you tread.

-Hello?!

-Hello?

-That looks very realistic.

-It looks like it's coming out of the pavement.

Iain!

-It's a drawing! It's so realistic,

-I thought it was an actual man lying facedown on the pavement.

-What are we like?

-Come on, let's go.

-People love dogs, don't they?

-They do indeed.

-That's given me an idea for mine.

-Really?

-Yes.

-A cat?

-No, not a cat.

-I'm drawing a haggis.

-What's a haggis?

-A haggis.

-How would you go about drawing a haggis?

-What is that?

I'm drawing a haggis. Just give me a quick haggis-related tip, please.

-I have no idea! Sorry!

-Brilliant. Let's go.

Maybe you should rethink your strategy, seeing as nobody here knows what a haggis is?

I'm going to persevere.

The main concern at the minute is, it might look a little bit like poo.

Ed's decided on a royally good dog theme.

Iain is going to draw on his experience

of eating Scotland's most foul, I mean most famous, food.

It's a two-day event. Everyone has been here for two days. We've got three hours.

I've simplified my plan from this, which is a little bit complicated,

to this.

-It's quite similar to my one.

-I basically stole the idea!

Brilliant!

Less talking, more chalking.

So in the Useless TV Presenter category,

the quirkiest picture wins.

I'm going for two things which I hope the Americans will love, the Royal Family and dogs.

So far, I have half the outline of the background

and it's taken me 20 minutes.

Look at the dog's legs. Eh?

That is why I got a C in GSCE art.

Is that a C for corgi?

-How are you doing, Iain?

-Do you know what?

I think this is going to take us absolutely ages!

Iain has finally found one person who doesn't think his drawing is poo.

One person in the United States of America knows what a haggis is!

This isn't a waste of time. It's disgusting!

It looks like the queen's got some sort of skin disease!

Oh, dear. If you're watching, Your Majesty, sorry about this.

This is the quietest these two have been all day.

Every time I try and put one colour over another colour, it takes the other colour off.

It's no wonder that the artists go through

25,000 sticks of pastel chalk through this two-day festival.

I'm starting to feel a bit more positive about this now. It actually looks like something.

This is my haggis.

For our non-Scottish viewers, it is the national dish of Scotland.

It's chopped sheep's guts and a sheep's stomach and then boiled.

It's every bit as delicious as it sounds.

-And it looks a bit like poo.

-Charming, Iain.

Let's hope that Ed's chalk art doesn't look like poo, too.

The only thing keeping me going is the desire to beat Iain Sterling.

Just came up here for a better look.

So far, I need to make the kilt look more like a kilt

and the haggis to look less like poo.

The poo thing's a real issue.

I don't know how you managed to get yours filled in so neatly.

That's because I haven't got any skin left on my fingers.

Ed, don't you know that all artists have to suffer for their art?

I feel like one of those gymnasts.

I get chalk everywhere before I do a big bar trick or something.

Iain, guess what music she's playing.

-Queen?

-# Don't stop me now

# I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball #

Come on, Petrie, the queen's been on the throne longer than it's taken you to do this.

-I'm hoping to get a knighthood out of it.

-Mm, "Sir Ed..." No! It doesn't sound right.

-Oh, no!

-Time for a pillow fight? That means time's up.

So, whose chalky masterpiece will win - Ed or Iain?

-Not a bad achievement in three hours.

-We've done quite well.

I'm still worried it looks a bit like poo, but I've sorted that in the edit.

Very clear now!

One question everyone wants to know, who's going to win?

It's in the hands of Tom the judge. I just hope he hates haggis.

I hope he hates corgis wearing sunglasses.

The winner of "Chalk All Over The Place" is...

-..Iain.

-Yes! No way! YES!

Everyone watching at home knows that that's better! It's clearly better!

I think you found I won that one by a long chalk.

Everyone in America loves haggis!

You've been watching All Over the Place USA!

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