The Chronicles of Buster Arthur

# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

# Has an original point of view

-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

# And get along with each other

# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!

# Get together, make things better By working together

# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

Hey, DW!

Hey!

Whoa!

Now, for the first time on DVD,

the super extended collectors' edition

of the blockbuster ten-part fantasy epic,

The Chronicles of Ahmayzzia.

You saw them in theatres, you saw them on DVD,

then you saw them in 3-D IMAX but you've never seem them

in the super-extended collectors' edition,

with behind-the-scenes documentaries, special effects secrets,

and commentary by directors, actors, technical crew,

and some folks we dragged in off the street.

Marvel again to the story of Will Nobody,

the ordinary eight-year-old boy who falls through his toy chest

into the land of Ahmayzzia where he discovers he is the Prince of Light,

destined to save Ahmayzzia from Pordrog, the Lord of Darkness.

If you purchase the super-extended collectors' edition now

you will receive a free bonus dolly to carry it on.

And a handy neck, arm, chest and leg massager to keep blood circulating,

while you enjoy all 1,001 hours of super-extended Ahmayzzian excitement.

The Chronicles Of Ahmayzzia, see it once more...today.

Wow!

Hey!

Remember how after he is given the Crown of Flug and the Crystal Staff

-Will finds out he has all these powers?

-Uh huh.

In the collectors' edition you find out

the Crystal Staff doesn't just channel the power of the sun

it also gives Will the power to fly.

Oh, cool!

They said they cut the flying part out as the movie was too long.

But they put the scenes in the collectors' edition.

I've only seen them with the commentary though,

-I still wanna...

-Hurry, or you'll miss gym class.

..with Endingorn AND Durgon. You've missed the first 25 hours

but there's still 976 hours to...

What's that?

Ah, joining us at last, are you boys?

Well come on, get in line.

What is this?

We're gonna start rock climbing.

But...I've never done it. Doesn't he have to teach it first?

He wants to see what our skill level is then he'll pair us up.

He says if we get good enough

he'll take us on a field trip to Mount Krakhower.

Arghhh!

HE GULPS

Don't be nervous, Buster, just think of what Will Nobody would do.

Fly.

Arghh! Uh!

Good try, Arthur. Not everybody gets it the first time.

Or the first 20 times.

It's a lot harder than it looks.

You don't have to tell me!

I don't think we have enough time.

Maybe next class.

Don't worry, I'll bring you down before the bell rings.

HE GASPS

How am I doing?

Good!

You did very well!

'His fingers are eight-fold, his ears are the same.

'He's born of two parents, Nobody's his name.

'It's you.'

Boy, you were amazing. Did you think you could climb like that?

I'm glad Mr Ratburn paired us together,

maybe some of your skills will rub off.

He said he'd be around on weekends if we wanted to practise. Want to?

Hmmm?

Oh, look at that!

'The Crown of Flug always got tangled in something.

'We had to do 30 takes of this scene.

'Once he almost poked my eye out.

'Oh, I guess that was this time.'

Oh yeah, that's funny.

But, er... So will you practise with me on Saturdays? Buster?

Er..sure.

Of course.

'This is how we shot my battle before special effects were put in.

'It'll take...

'erm...

'more than...erm...

'Line!

'This is the scene with the effects.

'It'll take more than that to destroy the Crystal Staff.'

PHONE RINGS

Hello?

Buster, where are you?

It's one o'clock, I've been at the gym for an hour.

Oh, sorry. I was, erm...

You know what? Now they're showing how they did the special effects.

Will's in front of a sheet and...

'It's the fourth time you haven't come.

'We need to practise or we won't get to go to Mount Krakhower.'

Don't worry, I'm coming.

TURNS UP VOLUME

'..tuna sandwich for lunch.

'No, I think it was ham and cheese.'

And then in the scene where Will...

OK. Open hand grip,

now hand foot match.

..part where Will...

Buster! Pick up the slack!

-Arghhh!

-What? Oh...

Sorry.

It's very important to pick up the slack on the belay rope.

Are you OK, Arthur?

Yeah, it was only a few feet.

You'll have to get your act together if you want to make it

to the Krakhower climb. What do I keep telling you?

Practise.

Practise.

OK, Arthur, I promise I'll make it this Saturday.

You say that every week. Every week I come to the gym...

There's a scene in Ahmayzzia like this. Endingorn is...

Enough with Ahmayzzia already!

It's not my fault he can't get the hang of it.

I'm sorry if I can climb and you can't. Don't take it out on me.

I wonder if Will's friends got mad at him for having great powers.

Maybe there's something in the commentary about that.

'I had toothache when we shot this scene.

'My agent made an appointment for... What was it? Five o'clock?'

Ah!

Hmmm, must have fallen asleep.

Oh, disc's finished.

Guess it's time for disc 73.

That's weird.

Where are all the DVDs?

Oh!

Ahhhh!

Where am I?

Get off me.

-Endingorn?

-Who else would I be, you long-eared eight-fingered...

-Is this...Ahmayzzia?

-Eight fingers...

Long ears...

Ah! It's him! It's him!

He's here!

Everyone!

ALL: It's long ears!

-He's the one in the prophecy.

-Me?

We must give you the test to be sure.

Eight full hours without blinking, amazing! He is the one!

-I could watch all 1,001 hours if you'd let me.

-Of course, but later.

First you must save us from the all-seeing...

Eye. I know.

No, eyes.

That's not the Dark Lord Pordrog.

Pordrog's on vacation, his cousin Arthuro is substituting.

And he is even more evil.

More evil?

Arthuro is using his dark powers

to turn all our televisions and DVD players to stone.

Oh!

You mean...

Even a mere whisper of collectors' edition commentary

elicits his wrath.

-The television you watched is one of the few still in existence.

-Ah!

Save us, please! Or we'll never get to watch the last 500 hours.

The Crystal Staff!

Cool!

Hu-humm...

Oh. Ha ha... Sorry.

You're days are numbered, Arthuro.

Ah, the long-eared one from the prophecy.

Take that!

It'll take more than that to destroy the crystal.

Ah ha! Victory!

Are you squirming in defeat, my long-eared...?

Nope, just wanted to show how good a climber I was.

Can you do this?

Oh... I prefer the elevator.

Arthur?

You're the one turning all the televisions into stone? But why?

They were getting in the way of our friendship.

All you do is watch that silly DVD.

It's not silly.

It created all this.

Not so fast, long ears.

Mr Ratburn!

No, I'm Mr Ratburndro.

He's my new partner.

I hoped it could be you, but since you wouldn't help me...

Good partners share their powers and practise with each other.

That's definitely not you.

And that's why we're going to vaporise you.

Sorry.

Come on guys, lighten up.

Arghhh!

PHONE RINGS

Uh! Oh!

OK Arthur, I know, I know.

I'll be right...

Let me get this.

Hello?

Oh, hi Alex.

No, you're not interrupting. I'm just doing this DVD commentary.

Come on, let's go practise.

It's not Saturday.

I know, but there's still a few hours before dinner.

-Mr Ratburn's at the gym, I checked.

-What? Did you DVD player break?

No, I just...

I had a kind of...vision.

You know, like that scene where Durgon goes to the Temple of Yurk

and then...

I mean... I just realised I've been selfish.

So, do you want to go practise? Maybe?

Gotcha!

Thanks, Buster.

Sorry you had to miss all those hours of your DVD.

Oh, I've seem enough Ahmayzzia for a while, I think.

I like it better seeing something like this.

# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

# Has an original point of view

-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

-Hey!

-# What a wonderful kind of day

-Hey! #