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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

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# Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

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# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

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# Get together and make things better by working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

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Hey, DW.

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-Hey!

-Whoa!

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Oof!

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History is full of great people.

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Heroes and inventors, but I keep thinking about Herodotus.

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They say he's the father of history.

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And that is the Pythagorean theorem.

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OK, now we'll sit around for an hour, then lunch.

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Why are we going to just sit around?

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Well, Herodotus, because we have nothing to study.

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Why don't we study history?

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History?

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Yeah, you know, all the things that happened in the past.

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Battles, kings, how cities were founded.

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All that cool stuff.

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Hmm, not a bad idea.

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Class, get out your history tablets.

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THEY GROAN

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Actually, Mr Ratburnus, they haven't been written yet,

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but I'll go write the first one.

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That boy is going to get an alpha plus.

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Why couldn't it be Herodotus - the father of comic books?

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Arthur, eyes on your history book, please.

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ARTHUR SIGHS

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Thanks, Herodotus.

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I believe your next assignment is one you'll find admirable.

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I want everyone to do an oral report on someone you admire.

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Find out more about them and then tell us why you admire them.

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Dibs on Bionic Bunny.

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How can Mr Ratburn say that Bionic Bunny isn't real?

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He's on TV! TV is realer than anything.

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I'm doing Pal. He's loyal, he's friendly,

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he always wags his tail when I come home.

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I admire that.

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Pal! I should have thought of that.

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Your karate teacher?

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Aw, that's perfect. I should have thought of that.

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I have one that's even better. I'm doing a fireman.

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Only she's not a man, she's a lady.

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Aw, I wanted to do a fireman who wasn't a man, but was a lady.

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I've got them all beat.

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-Guaranteed A.

-ALL: Who? Who?

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Mr Ratburn.

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ALL: Wow!

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Aw, why didn't I think of Ratburn?

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I have the best person of all.

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He's really funny and he's outgoing and...

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Aw, you're killing me.

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This is the person I should be doing the report on. Who is it?

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You.

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Aw, I wanted to do a... Wait. Did you say...me?

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A report about me! Can you believe it?

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I'm going to make sure George's report is the coolest one of all.

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What about your report? Have you decided who you're going to do?

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Ah, that's just homework. This is important.

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Hey, George, ready to get started?

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Well, I have a few things I need to do...

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What are you talking about? This is homework.

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What's more important than homework?

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Come on. No time to lose. I have lots to show you.

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WHIRRING

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Now I want to show you something really exciting.

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See! My own sandwich.

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It's called The Buster. Ah!

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My reports going to be so great.

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I talked to Betsy today. Did you know that she helped

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put out the fire at the pet store?

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The kittens!

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This should be all of them.

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Oops, one more.

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Oh, and Horace.

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HORACE COUGHS

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Oh, thank you, fireperson Betsy.

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That's amazing.

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I was talking to my karate teacher and he told me about this time

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when he was at the bank...

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-How about you, George? Find anything interesting about Buster?

-Sure.

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Lot's of stuff. Just you wait,

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this report's going to be better than any of them.

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This report's going to be worse that any of them.

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I haven't stopped a robbery or saved a hamster from a fire.

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I haven't done anything impressive at all.

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I don't even know why George chose me.

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Lots of reasons.

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Name one.

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Er...

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See!

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Pal distracted me.

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Er, let me think. You're funny,

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'you tell great jokes.'

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Jokes! That's it. Thanks, Arthur.

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-"What do sea monsters eat?"

-That's right. All you have to say.

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Then I say, "Fish and ships." Get it?

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"What do sea monsters eat?" "Fish and ships."

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-OK?

-Erm, I don't think so.

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Why, what's the matter?

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I don't want to sound like I don't know about sea monsters.

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Why don't you ask me?

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No-one's doing a report about you.

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Come on! Look, I'll give you my dessert. Fudge brownie.

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Ah, I'm trying to cut down on the sugar snacks.

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What else have you got?

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Hey! Baloney sandwich!

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SIGHING Deal.

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Hey, Buster.

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George! Just in time. Better get your pad and pencil ready.

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Hey, Arthur, how's that report on Pal going?

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-Great! I'm just up to the part where...

-You know,

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one thing I've noticed about Pal, he is one lazy dog.

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In fact, Pal is so-o-o-o lazy,

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the other day I saw him chasing a parked car.

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How do you chase a parked car?

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You're not writing. Write that down.

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"Pal is so lazy..."

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Hey, guess what I just found out? Mr Ratburn played in a rock band.

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ALL: Wow!

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Did you have a question?

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Erm, no.

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You're sure? You're sure you don't have a question?

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Oh, right! A question, right.

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BUSTER SIGHS

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What was it? Er, oh, right.

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Why do sea monsters eat fish and ships?

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I hope you guys know that you're ruining the story of my life.

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Have you seen Pal chasing parked cars?

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Buster said he'd be back soon.

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He had to get a few things to help your report.

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I'm sure he won't be long.

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Come in and have a snack.

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Ta-da!

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George just left, honey. His mom called.

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But...ah, OK.

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See you tomorrow.

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His mom says he has to stay in and work on his report.

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SQUEAKING

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And I spent three allowances on all this stuff.

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Don't worry, I gave George lots of information for his report.

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I even gave him that DVD of pictures of you.

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BUSTER CHOKES

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Are you OK?

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BUSTER GULPS

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According to Buster's mom, Buster slept with a blankey

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he called his bwankey boo.

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LAUGHTER

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BUSTER SCREAMS

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Oh, no! I can't let George give this report.

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BUSTER GASPS

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This will be perfect.

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George, here, look, I stayed up all night working on it -

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your report.

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But...I already have my report.

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Not like this one, just listen.

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"Buster Baxter is well-known as one of the funniest guys in town,

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"but there's something you may not know about him."

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Hey, how about those sea monsters, huh?

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You know what they eat?

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Fish and ships!

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THEY LAUGH

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Someone's robbed the pet shop!

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They won't get away with this!

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May I?

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BUSTER GASPS

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BARKING AND CHIRPING

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THIEVES GASP

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Officer, arrest those thieves.

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What do you think? Is that a report, or is that a report!

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Erm, thanks, Buster, but I think I'll stick with the one I wrote.

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# I'm a sewer rat, sewer rat, sewer rat, sewer rat

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# Sewer rat

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# I'm a sewer rat... #

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MR RATBURN SIGHS

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To tell the truth, I thought this report was nothing but an easy A,

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but Mr Ratburn turned out to be the kind of guy I really admire.

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The end.

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Yes, well, thank you, Binky. Let's see, who's next?

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George, are you ready?

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Yup.

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My report is about Buster Baxter.

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His mom gave me some pictures of him

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in case you don't know what he looks like.

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LAUGHTER

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There's a lot about Buster Baxter to admire.

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He's friendly, he's funny, one time he even solved a mystery when

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it turned our Mrs MacGrady cooked the quarters into the brownies.

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But did you know that he helps maintain the community garden?

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He even donated tomatoes to a soup kitchen.

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But the thing I really admire Buster for is that he never complains.

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He helps his mom around the house.

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He has asthma, but he takes his medication

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and never lets it stop him. Oh, and he plays the tuba.

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The end.

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Is it over?

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Excellent report, George.

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That's it? But that was all just the normal stuff about me.

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What's admirable about that?

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I guess you're an admirable guy without even trying.

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-I am?

-Who's next? Buster, are you ready?

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BUSTER GULPS

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Erm...

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I see your homework skills are less than admirable.

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I know who I'm going to do my report about though.

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Someone who's admirable because he's good at

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finding the admirable things about people - George.

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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

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# Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day What a wonderful kind of day

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# Hey! #

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