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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street | 0:00:01 | 0:00:04 | |
# Everybody that you meet | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
# Has an original point of view | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
-# And I say, hey! -Hey! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play | 0:00:12 | 0:00:17 | |
# And get along with each other | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Get together and make things better by working together | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart | 0:00:32 | 0:00:37 | |
# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
-# And I say, hey! -Hey! -What a wonderful kind of day | 0:00:41 | 0:00:46 | |
# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other | 0:00:46 | 0:00:51 | |
# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:56 | |
Hey, DW. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
-Hey! -Whoa! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
Oof! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
SHEEP BLEAT | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Dear James and Molly, greetings from Scotland. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Today, my biking tour of the Lowlands took me to Castle Kilflurgen. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:18 | |
Home of the famous Kilflurgen tapestry. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
It tells the story of some of our ancestors - The McDougal Donalds. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:27 | |
The castle was built by Flurgen The Fantastic - | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
the first head of the McDougal Donald clan. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
For many years there was peace and prosperity, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
but then Flurgen perished when his haggis exploded | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
at the feast of Saint Ninian. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
After that, there was a succession of terrible rulers. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Kilgore The Dim, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Edna The Easily Amused, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Oliver The Walloper. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
The animals fled and drought seized the land. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
It was a time of great despair. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
SOBBING | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Then, one day a lowly shepherd boy came to Kilflurgen. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
He was very timid and couldn't see very well, | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
but he had magical powers. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
He could talk with animals | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
and summon the rains. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
The villagers were so taken with this shy magical boy | 0:02:21 | 0:02:26 | |
that they appointed him head of the clan | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
and called him James The Squinty. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
He was very generous, kind and wise. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
And prosperity reigned for a thousand years. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
"Here is a toy made from the wool of one of the | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
"sheep that grazed about Kilflurgen. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
"Legend says that it will give the owner | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
"the powers and wisdom of the shepherd boy. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
"And, Molly, here's a CD | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
"from our local Scottish punk band - Loch Tess." | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
Outstanding. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
'Much love to both of you, your Uncle Miles.' | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
We need more blocks for the castle. Bring in the royal bulldozer. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:17 | |
HE MURMURS | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Many thanks, Sir Liam. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
LIAM HICCUPS | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
Methinks this will not be enough blocks for the castle. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Methinks we should get some more. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
BOTH: Boo! LIAM HICCUPS | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Hey, my lunch. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
What are you looking at us for? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
-He stepped on it. -Yeah! We were just trying to cure his hiccups. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:44 | |
You should thank us. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
-HICCUPS -What an ugly mouse! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
Does it squeak when you squeeze it? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
It's not a mouse, it's a lamb | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
and it has magic powers. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
What kind of magic powers? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
It's supposed to give you the powers of the Scottish king | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
who could talk to animals and make rain. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
Maybe your magic mouse lamb can un-smush your lunch. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
SIGHS | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
LIAM HICCUPS | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Everyone knows that "boo" doesn't cure hiccups. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
You need something really scary like Arthur. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:27 | |
Help! Help! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
SHE SHUDDERS | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
He was a frankentist. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
I still have no idea what it is, but it was terrifying. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
Here have one of my Madelines. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Vroom. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Thanks, guys. Well, I guess I can get rid of this now. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
CHIRPING | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
SLURPING | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
I can slurp louder than you. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
HE SLURPS | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
HE SLURPS | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Tommy, look! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
TOMMY COUGHS | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
What? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
Didn't James say that his mouse lamb could make him talk to animals? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:21 | |
You don't think it really is magic, do you? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Nah, but we better make sure. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
That's it, guys. The cafeteria's closed. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
HICCUPPING | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
HE GASPS | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
See, it isn't a magic mouse lamb, it's just a plain mouse lamb. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:50 | |
It's not a mouse lamb, it's just a lamb. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
And it's mine! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Yeah, if it's magic, then why doesn't it make it rain? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
Huh? Huh? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
THUNDER CLAPS | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
Hey, bro, you got a quarter? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Did you see that? He just pulled money out of the lambs mouth. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:17 | |
It really is magic. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
BOTH: All hail King James. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
So then I said, "You're not the boss of me," | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
and then Arthur said... Hey! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Sorry, King James needs more purple. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Huh? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
I can't believe he took my crayon. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Maybe you're overreacting. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
I've seen this before, Emily. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
Like when Mom and Dad leave Arthur in charge. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
He goes mad with power. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
BLEATING | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
That's all the crayons in the kingdom, sire. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Shall we draw now, Your Lambness? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
No, I just like to look at them. Mwah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:08 | |
ALL LAUGH | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
THUNDER CLAPS | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
-PANTING -Excuse me, your grace. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
The people are hungry, they have no bread. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Then let them eat Madelines. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Actually, I don't like Madelines. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
They're so sweet, you know. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
LAMB BLEATS | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
Gather all the Madelines in the land...and stomp on them. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Ooh, I love stomping. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Enough! We'll never give you our desserts! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
This time you've gone too far. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
You can't tell me what to do! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
I am the king. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
By the power of this lamb, I hereby sentence DW to clean out | 0:07:43 | 0:07:48 | |
all the stables in the land! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
THEY LAUGH EVILLY | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Why would anyone stomp on Madelines? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Hmm, maybe I AM overreacting. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
James is our friend. You should just go talk to him. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
Is James home? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
He's upstairs with the Tibbles | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
re-enacting fairy tales, or something. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Halt! Who goes there? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
You know who I am, Tommy. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
What's the password? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
SIGHING Ridiculous. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
That's right. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
OK, you can enter. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Hey, DW, we're playing King. Want to join us? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Er, no. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
I actually came by to tell you to stop acting like a king. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
It's kind of annoying. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
And funny looking. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Well, maybe I like being king. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
-Is there a problem here, Your Lambness? -No. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
DW was just leaving. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
What? But I... | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
You heard King James. Now move it or I'll sweep you. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
So, how did it go with James? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
See for yourself. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
SCREAMS | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
Oh, dear. This is not good. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Remove yourselves from the swing, pheasants. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
It's peasants. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Peasants. Come on, beat it. The King wants to swing. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Is this how you treat your friends, James? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Why are you acting like this? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Do you enjoy being mean? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Come on, your majesty, let's race. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Slow down, Timmy. You're not supposed to go higher than the king. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
Let's go some place else. I don't like this view. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
Hey, King, what's the matter? Why aren't you smashing anything? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
He wants something better to smash. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
MURMURING AND HICCUPPING | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
There, smash that, King. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Yeah, yeah! Do it, do it, do it! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
SOBBING | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
Here, Liam. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
Sorry. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Here, take it. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
-I don't want it anymore. -What? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Why don't you want it anymore? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Cos I don't want to be King. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
The lamb gave me magic powers | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
and all they've done is make me miserable. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
That was a legend, bro. As in, not real. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
Anyway, if you remember, the shepherd boy wasn't just magical, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
he was also kind and generous. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Hmm, I haven't been so good at that part. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Good morning, King James. What are we going to smash today? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Nothing! You're both fired. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
-HICCUPPING -Vroom. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
Here, Liam. I'm giving you the lamb. Be a kind and generous king. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:38 | |
I don't want that thing! Get it away. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Hey! My hiccups are gone! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
You cured me! Thank you, James. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
-Welcome back, James. -Thanks. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
So, is it going to rain today, Your Highness? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Don't call me that...ever. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
# Every day when you're walkin' down the street | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
# Everybody that you meet | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
# Has an original point of view | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
-# And I say, hey! -Hey! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-# What a wonderful kind of day What a wonderful kind of day. -Hey! -# | 0:12:13 | 0:12:19 |