Buster's Carpool Catastrophe Arthur

# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

# Everybody that you meet

# Has an original point of view

-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

# And get along with each other

# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

# Get together and make things better by working together

# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

Hey, DW!

-Hey!

-Whoa! Oh!

Today we make the most important food the world has ever known.

Who can tell me what this food is?

-The potato chip?

-Chicken Licken chick sticks with chedderolla?

A fancy pastry filled with fruit?

No! No, no, no, no!

The chip is fill trans fats.

Very unhealthy, mon ami!

Better you should eat dirt!

Mademoiselle.

If you mention the name of this Chicken Licken in my class again

you will be asked to leave!

Monsieur Reid, I will teach you to make the fruit pastry as promised.

But you must learn to crawl before you walk!

Now today we make bread.

Flour, water, yeast and a little pinch of salt.

Oh, I'm never going to make

something for my dad in time for his birthday.

Chef Poufaux is a genius.

He can not be rushed.

How do we know he's a genius?

We've been in his class for two weeks

and I haven't even tasted a cookie!

He's famous!

Didn't you ever see Preparing With Poufaux?

My dad watched that show.

It was cancelled when Poufaux yelled at audience for clapping too loudly

and ruining his souffle.

Et, voila!

We let the dough rise. We bake it and finally we have this!

-Can I taste it?

-No, this class is not about this!

It is about THIS!

The process, the journey!

So, can I taste this?

Bailey, which is a better title for my cooking show -

Ros Meyer's Classy Kitchen

or Muffy - Master Chef?

Both are excellent.

However, the term "master" may be a tad presumptuous

when one has only ever made a sandwich.

CAR ENGINE DOES NOT START

There seems to be something wrong with the limo.

Oh! I can't be late.

If you're late, Chef Poufaux makes you peel onions

for the entire class!

Fear not, Miss Muffy.

I'm sure you can go with one of the other students.

We've already agreed to drive Arthur this week

but I think we can squeeze in one more. See you in a bit!

Muffy's car broke down.

Sorry, sweetie. It will be a little crowded in the back.

Are you kidding? This is going to be great!

I'll get some games and CDs and we'll pack some snacks!

This is going to be a party on wheels!

TYRES SQUEAL

Welcome to the super cool cooking class carpool.

All aboard the Baxter mobile!

The Baxter mobile is ten minutes late!

Don't worry. We'll get there with time to spare.

My mom is the best driver in Elwood City.

OK, so what do we play first? How about I Spy?

I spot something and you have to guess what it is.

I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter T.

-Garbage!

-Garbage? That's a G. I said T.

No! There's garbage on the floor of this car!

It's not garbage. It's a bag of fruit I brought for the pastry

I'm going to make my dad.

Well, please get it away from my side.

I don't want any fruit getting on my shorts.

You'll get food on you anyway! It's a cooking class, remember?

It might just be a class for you, but for me,

it's practice for my cooking show.

What's it going to be called? Ordering In With Muffy Crosswire?

Hey, guys, we're still playing I Spy. The letter was T.

Argh! This smell is making me sick!

Fine. Buster, could you hand me that bag?

-My fruit!

-Oh, does anyone have a napkin?

OK! How about a little music, hmmm?

CRUDE DANCE MUSIC

Sorry, I forgot - the CD player is broken.

Mrs Baxter, could you please put the air conditioning on?

It's a little hot back here.

It is on, dear.

Why don't you just roll down the window?

-SHE GASPS

-My bonnet!

-Tree.

-What?

What I spied with my little eye. It was a tree.

Well, you know what I spy? D. Guess what that's for.

Donut?

No! Disaster! That's what this car pool is.

Mademoiselle, the bread will not make itself.

Knead it! Knead it!

I was trying not to make a mess.

Cooking is messy! Life is messy! You must enjoy the mess.

Only sad chefs have clean clothes.

Speaking of appearances, what make-up do you recommend

wearing in front of the cameras?

Flour.

Monsieur Poufaux, I brought food with me.

Maybe after class, you could help me with that pastry?

Oranges? Grapes? Bananas? No! Poufaux cannot work with this material.

Bring berries. Fresh ones.

HE GASPS Everyone, come!

What? What? I didn't do anything.

Exactly. And the dough, it is rising beautifully.

Sometimes, the chef must relax and let nature do the cooking.

Good work, Monsieur Baxter.

What? I have to ride in that horrible Baxter mobile again?

I'm afraid the mechanic said it would be at least a week

before the limo was fixed.

So, we'll just use a different car. Daddy has tons of them at work.

Your father thought this would be a good opportunity

to help the environment by carpooling.

I guess I won't be trying out my host outfit tomorrow.

It'd get ruined in that cramped back seat.

But as long as I'm stuck with Buster and Arthur,

I might as well put them to good use.

Muffy Crosswire - Mr Chef, take one.

Master Chef!

So, Muffy, how do you like riding in

Buster Baxter's super cool cooking class carpool?

Next question.

OK - if you were on an island and

the only things to eat were worms or beetles, which would it be?

Give me that! That's not the type of question you're supposed to ask.

Ask me how I prepare fabulous dishes.

OK. How does Muffy the Master Chef make Fettuccine Alfredo?

Um, well, first you find

an excellent Italian restaurant in your neighbourhood and then...

Hey, speaking of food, the cafe car of the Baxter mobile is now open.

Ta-da!

Eggs? Are you crazy? They can crack open and spill on my berries.

Relax! They're hardboiled.

At least the ones with the H written on them are.

Oh, dear. No exit. They've closed our turnoff for road work.

Good thing I got this GPS thingy a few days ago.

It's not a Motor Local L17, is it? Daddy says they're defective.

'Turn right here.'

-Right? What right?!

-'Turn right here.'

-There is no right!

This one has an H. And this one doesn't.

Huh. This one just has an I. I wonder what that means.

Hang on. I have to pull over and look at a map.

-Wow, wow!

-My berries!

-Eww, they're on my shorts.

'You have arrived at your destination.'

Now you look like a chef, Mademoiselle.

These berries are perfect, Monsieur Read.

Too bad they are covered in egg. But you three look like you had fun.

That is what matters. Now, if you please,

peel the onions.

Buster, come on!

It's your last cooking class! We don't want to be late again.

No games for the carpool?

Why bother? No one will play them. My carpool is a disaster.

-HE SIGHS

-Let's just get this ride over with.

Be out in a sec. I just have to get something.

-No fruit today?

-They were out of berries.

I guess I'll just get my dad a tie for his birthday.

Hey, kids, look in the seat pocket.

I think there might be something in there for you.

Car bingo! I completely forgot about that game!

We used to play it on long car rides.

You look at the pictures on the card and if you see them outside,

you mark it off. First one to get them all in a row shouts, "Bingo!"

Windmill!

Truck!

Bridge!

ALL: # 49 loaves of bread! If you take one out, pass it about,

# 48 loaves of bread in the oven. #

Hey, I think we're actually going to be early this time!

I'm sorry, Arthur. My carpool was a catastrophe.

And now it looks like we'll miss our very last class.

That's OK. Hey, look what I bought at the farm stand back there.

A tangerine torte! I may not have made it,

but my dad sure does love tangerines.

And I got us some fresh peaches.

Thanks!

Mmmm! That's the best thing I've ever tasted!

OK, I've decided to scrap my cooking show.

Instead, it's going to be Muffy Crosswire - Master Mechanic.

I was inspired by your mom! Look at her changing that tyre.

She's amazing. Even though I lost my bonnet, got egg on my shorts.,

and had to peel onions for an hour, I think I had more fun

getting to the class than being in the class.

-Me, too!

-The Baxter mobile is up and running.

If we hurry, we could probably make the last half hour.

If it's OK with you, Mom, can we just drive around?

We still have 48 loaves of bread to get through.

Yeah, and I didn't get a Bingo yet.

OK, I'm calling this segment, The Carpool Club Cuts Cooking Class,

take one!

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