The Great Lint Rush ‹ Series 14

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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street	0:00:02	0:00:04
# Everybody that you meet	0:00:04	0:00:06
# Has an original point of view	0:00:06	0:00:10
-# And I say, hey! -Hey!	0:00:10	0:00:12
# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play	0:00:12	0:00:17
# And get along with each other	0:00:17	0:00:20
# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat	0:00:20	0:00:24
# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street	0:00:24	0:00:26
# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!	0:00:26	0:00:29
# Get together and make things better by working together	0:00:29	0:00:32
# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart	0:00:32	0:00:38
# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start	0:00:38	0:00:41
-# And I say, hey! -Hey! -What a wonderful kind of day	0:00:41	0:00:46
# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other	0:00:46	0:00:51
# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #	0:00:51	0:00:57
Hey, DW!	0:00:57	0:00:58
-Hey! -Whoa!	0:01:00	0:01:02
-Huh? -All right, mister! Very funny!	0:01:08	0:01:11
Give them back!	0:01:11	0:01:13
Give what back?	0:01:13	0:01:14
You know what! You stole my socks!	0:01:14	0:01:17
Probably to make a sweater for your moronic bunny doll!	0:01:17	0:01:20
I did not!	0:01:20	0:01:21
In fact, I was just going to ask you!	0:01:21	0:01:24
-Have either of you seen my socks? -Yours are gone too?	0:01:24	0:01:28
Quick! Call the feet police!	0:01:28	0:01:30
There's a bootee burglar on the loose!	0:01:30	0:01:32
Everyone hide your shoes! He'll be after those next!	0:01:32	0:01:36
Relax! I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation!	0:01:36	0:01:40
Like what?	0:01:40	0:01:41
I don't know.	0:01:43	0:01:44
GROANING	0:01:45	0:01:48
KNOCKING	0:01:51	0:01:52
I brought everything I could find! Is the market still open?	0:01:55	0:01:58
It just closed.	0:01:58	0:02:00
I'm afraid we're too late.	0:02:00	0:02:02
We couldn't stop it! That greedy amphibian bought every single sock!	0:02:04	0:02:09
The Sock Market has crashed!	0:02:09	0:02:11
And now, anybody who wants a sock has to go to Mr Toad!	0:02:11	0:02:15
Ha-ha-ha! They said I was just a tadpole!	0:02:15	0:02:19
Well, I showed them! I beat 'em at their own game!	0:02:19	0:02:23
From now on, we're playing Mr Toad's game!	0:02:23	0:02:27
Ha-ha-ha-ha!	0:02:27	0:02:28
Come on, Hans! Move those stubby little legs!	0:02:35	0:02:38
I've got a tree to redecorate!	0:02:38	0:02:40
Mush, mush!	0:02:40	0:02:41
What will this mean for pets and their families?	0:02:41	0:02:44
I'm not sure.	0:02:44	0:02:46
But it's probably not good!	0:02:46	0:02:48
Let's ask the Chair-pet of the Footwear Reserve,	0:02:48	0:02:51
Ben St Bernard-key.	0:02:51	0:02:52
Hmm, could be a repeat of the Great Chilly Toes scare.	0:02:53	0:02:57
When I was a puppy,	0:02:57	0:03:00
my great-grandpa told me about the Great Chilly Toes scare of 1929!	0:03:00	0:03:05
It affected the entire world!	0:03:05	0:03:08
Socks became very expensive, many people could not afford to buy them.	0:03:08	0:03:13
So they got blisters and were cranky!	0:03:13	0:03:16
And their feet smelled terribly!	0:03:16	0:03:18
Normally, smelly feet are not a problem for dogs,	0:03:18	0:03:22
we enjoy them like a ripe Camembert.	0:03:22	0:03:24
SNIFFS	0:03:24	0:03:26
But even a dog has its limits!	0:03:26	0:03:29
HOWLS	0:03:29	0:03:31
Also, because times were tough, there was no bacon!	0:03:31	0:03:35
Stop, stop! It's too terrible!	0:03:35	0:03:39
We must get some of those socks back from Mr Toad!	0:03:39	0:03:42
But how?	0:03:42	0:03:43
There's someone who might be able to help us!	0:03:45	0:03:47
We're rich, but I never get to see him!	0:03:47	0:03:51
With Toad it's always work, work, work.	0:03:51	0:03:53
Bring the sock into the shade, Alphonse, all this sun dries me out!	0:03:53	0:03:57
Ahh, sometimes I miss the days when I was just DW's pet.	0:03:59	0:04:03
But can you help us?	0:04:03	0:04:05
If we can't convince Mr Toad to give back those socks,	0:04:05	0:04:08
it could be bad for everyone!	0:04:08	0:04:10
Toad doesn't listen to me when it comes to business.	0:04:10	0:04:13
But I promise I'll get him to meet with you.	0:04:13	0:04:16
Maybe you can convince him.	0:04:16	0:04:17
Well, it's been nice chatting, but I gotta go.	0:04:17	0:04:20
The Turtlemans are coming for dinner, and I have to pick up the slugs!	0:04:20	0:04:25
Toadie said it was a big tree by the pond. I wonder which one... Oh.	0:04:26	0:04:30
Found it.	0:04:30	0:04:32
Yeah?	0:04:35	0:04:36
-I have an appointment to see Mr Toad. -Name?	0:04:36	0:04:39
Pal. Pal Read.	0:04:39	0:04:41
Wait here.	0:04:41	0:04:42
Sorry, you're not on the list.	0:04:44	0:04:46
But I have an appointment! His wife assured me he'd see me today!	0:04:46	0:04:50
Ugh, wait here.	0:04:50	0:04:52
Sorry, you're still not on the list.	0:04:54	0:04:56
Fine! Then I will wait right here until Mr Toad sees me.	0:04:56	0:05:00
I also just might mark this territory...	0:05:00	0:05:02
OK, OK! You're on the list! Follow me.	0:05:02	0:05:05
-Uh, Mr Toad? Sorry to disturb you, but... -Hey!	0:05:15	0:05:19
Who let you in? Security!	0:05:19	0:05:21
Wait! I'm Pal Read, Toadie said I could see you!	0:05:21	0:05:24
I remember you! Friend of the baby, liked hot dogs.	0:05:24	0:05:28
What do you want? You got two minutes.	0:05:28	0:05:30
Well, um, in the interests of preventing a Chilly Toes scare,	0:05:30	0:05:34
my colleagues and I feel you should	0:05:34	0:05:36
-give back some of the socks you bought and... -Not a chance!	0:05:36	0:05:39
It's the right thing to do!	0:05:39	0:05:41
Right shmight!	0:05:41	0:05:43
Listen, puppy, it's a jungle out there.	0:05:43	0:05:46
Well, maybe it's not a jungle, but it is a marsh.	0:05:46	0:05:49
The law of the marsh is, take as much as you can, whenever you can!	0:05:49	0:05:53
Now, if you ask me to loan you a sock, that's different.	0:05:55	0:05:59
OK, when would I have to give it back?	0:05:59	0:06:02
In a week. Along with ten other socks.	0:06:02	0:06:04
That's ridiculous!	0:06:04	0:06:05
What makes you think I would ever agree to such a terrible deal?	0:06:05	0:06:09
What if I throw in a few wieners?	0:06:09	0:06:13
You're a cold blooded creature, Mr Toad!	0:06:14	0:06:18
So, how did it go?	0:06:21	0:06:23
It wasn't a complete loss!	0:06:23	0:06:26
One sock? That's all you got back?	0:06:26	0:06:29
Um...not exactly! This one is on loan.	0:06:29	0:06:31
I have to pay Mr Toad back ten socks by the end of the week.	0:06:31	0:06:36
Ten socks? We don't have ten socks! What happens if we don't pay him?	0:06:36	0:06:41
I think I may have promised him this house.	0:06:41	0:06:44
He said something about a toad colony he wanted to rent it to.	0:06:44	0:06:49
Pal!	0:06:49	0:06:50
It all happened so fast!	0:06:50	0:06:52
Oh, Kate! I'm a terrible business-dog!	0:06:52	0:06:54
I've ruined us again!	0:06:54	0:06:56
Don't worry, Pal! We'll think of something!	0:06:56	0:06:59
CROAK	0:07:02	0:07:04
Ah!	0:07:04	0:07:05
Dad! Arthur put a frog in my slippers!	0:07:05	0:07:09
-I did not! -Then how did it get there? -I don't know!	0:07:09	0:07:12
Never a dull moment.	0:07:13	0:07:15
-CROAK -Argh!	0:07:15	0:07:17
It hasn't been a week! Those toads have no right to be there!	0:07:19	0:07:22
Relax! They're just looking around.	0:07:22	0:07:24
Besides, you and I both know you won't be able to pay me back.	0:07:24	0:07:29
The lily pond will go here, Hans. Make a note of it.	0:07:29	0:07:33
You don't know that! Pal and I have a plan!	0:07:33	0:07:36
Sure you do.	0:07:36	0:07:38
But a deal's a deal.	0:07:38	0:07:40
Unless you give me ten woolly ones by Friday, the bullfrogs are coming in!	0:07:40	0:07:45
So, what's the plan?	0:07:47	0:07:50
I was bluffing.	0:07:50	0:07:52
Oh, dear!	0:07:52	0:07:53
If only we had something Mr Toad wanted!	0:07:53	0:07:56
That would give us an edge.	0:07:56	0:07:58
But he already has everything,	0:07:58	0:08:00
we'd have to create something he doesn't have and then...	0:08:00	0:08:03
Wait a minute!	0:08:03	0:08:05
That's not such a bad idea!	0:08:05	0:08:07
Then, when everyone else has this new thing,	0:08:08	0:08:11
Mr Toad won't be able to resist!	0:08:11	0:08:13
He'll be like I was with those wieners!	0:08:13	0:08:15
What wieners?	0:08:15	0:08:16
It's not important.	0:08:16	0:08:19
The point is, if we can make it seem like we have something valuable,	0:08:19	0:08:23
I bet we can get those socks back.	0:08:23	0:08:25
I like it!	0:08:25	0:08:27
But what's the thing?	0:08:27	0:08:29
Ham bones?	0:08:29	0:08:31
No, it has to be something we can get a lot of.	0:08:31	0:08:34
And I'd rather have a ham bone than a sock.	0:08:34	0:08:37
What about sticks? There are plenty of those!	0:08:37	0:08:40
True, but Mr Toad lives near the woods,	0:08:40	0:08:43
he can get all the sticks he wants.	0:08:43	0:08:45
Oh, I can't think on an empty stomach.	0:08:45	0:08:49
Why aren't there any crumbs here?	0:08:49	0:08:51
It's just...ugh!	0:08:51	0:08:52
Lint!	0:08:52	0:08:53
Why do you want me to have this lint? I don't like lint!	0:09:09	0:09:13
You don't have to like it, just pretend you like it!	0:09:13	0:09:17
It's so we can open up the Sock Market,	0:09:17	0:09:19
and prevent a Chilly Toe scare.	0:09:19	0:09:21
I keep my socks under a pillow.	0:09:21	0:09:24
And whose toes are chilly?	0:09:24	0:09:25
Mine aren't chilly!	0:09:25	0:09:27
Hers aren't chilly!	0:09:27	0:09:29
It's boiling in the house!	0:09:29	0:09:31
Look, if you help us, I promise to play with you.	0:09:31	0:09:35
BARKING	0:09:35	0:09:37
But you have to spread the word, everyone loves lint!	0:09:37	0:09:41
You betcha! It's a deal!	0:09:41	0:09:43
I use lint as a hat, and my pillow!	0:09:45	0:09:48
Me too! It's so much softer than a sock.	0:09:48	0:09:52
Now, this is pashmina lint, the best!	0:09:52	0:09:55
Don't tell anyone, but I can get you some for half price.	0:09:55	0:09:59
Why don't we have any lint?	0:10:01	0:10:03
The Salamanderos have lint.	0:10:03	0:10:05
The Fiddleheads have lint.	0:10:05	0:10:06
Why don't we have any?	0:10:06	0:10:08
Lint is worthless! It's not something real, like socks!	0:10:08	0:10:12
I sat on some at the salon and it was very soft.	0:10:12	0:10:15
That's all I'm saying.	0:10:15	0:10:17
What is that? A lint beret?	0:10:22	0:10:24
Let me see that!	0:10:24	0:10:26
Pah! Shoddy material!	0:10:26	0:10:29
Falls apart with the slightest pressure.	0:10:29	0:10:31
But it does smell nice...	0:10:32	0:10:34
And it is soft...	0:10:34	0:10:36
Hmm...	0:10:36	0:10:38
Today's the day and I don't have ten socks!	0:10:39	0:10:41
How will Arthur get any homework done with a house full of toads?	0:10:41	0:10:45
Just stick to the plan, Pal! Here he comes now.	0:10:45	0:10:49
Well, where's the wool, puppy?	0:10:49	0:10:52
You were right, I can't pay you back.	0:10:52	0:10:54
The house is yours.	0:10:54	0:10:56
Come on, Kate. Let's go pack up the lint.	0:10:56	0:10:59
Hold on a second! You've got lint?	0:10:59	0:11:02
Tons of it! In fact, we were thinking of trading in some of it	0:11:02	0:11:06
for a bigger house.	0:11:06	0:11:07
You know how it is, everyone seems to love lint these days.	0:11:07	0:11:11
I want it, I want all of it!	0:11:11	0:11:14
Every last piece you've got! I'll give you anything,	0:11:14	0:11:17
just give me that lint!	0:11:17	0:11:19
BELL RINGS	0:11:24	0:11:26
When will Mr Toad discover that his lint is worthless?	0:11:29	0:11:33
Who is to say it's worthless?	0:11:33	0:11:35
I mean, lint is soft, and it does smell nice.	0:11:35	0:11:39
Maybe Mr Toad will be very happy with his lint.	0:11:39	0:11:42
Very true, Amigo. One creature's lint is another's sock.	0:11:42	0:11:46
Unless, of course, your lint gets wet.	0:11:46	0:11:49
Oh, si!	0:11:49	0:11:51
Then it is completely worthless!	0:11:51	0:11:53
-Niente! Nada! Garbage! -THUNDER RUMBLES	0:11:53	0:11:58
Subtitles by Stephen Sutherland Red Bee Media Ltd	0:11:59	0:12:03
E-mail [email protected]	0:12:03	0:12:05

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