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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

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# Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

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# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

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# Get together and make things better by working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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-# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other.

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day, hey!

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-# What a wonderful kind of day,

-HEY! #

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Hey, DW!

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-Hey!

-Wow...!

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Welcome to The Planet Without Stuff.

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This is what you've been so excited about?!

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A website?

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Big deal!

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It's more than just a website.

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You actually get to see stuff getting older.

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All you need is an image of something.

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You just take a picture, upload it to your computer,

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and...ta-da!

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Wow! That is cool. Let's try it on something else.

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How about this yum-yum frosted Cakey Cake?

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CAMERA CLICKS

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What's in that thing?!

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I don't know! But it's delicious.

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I want to see what happens when a place gets old.

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Here's a picture of the playground I took

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when I was trying out my new camera.

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MACHINE WHIRRS

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That's what our playground will look like in the future?

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I guess only Cakey Cakes last forever. Want some?

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Um...no, thanks.

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You're going to love this. You ready? Everyone looking?

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We're ready already. Just show it to us.

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Ta-da!

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Get it?

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We are the Tough Customers.

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Hmm! That'll put fear into the kiddies.

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I got one for each of us.

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It's spelled wrong.

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It says the COSTUMER is always right.

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What's scary about that?

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We could dress up the kids in bad costumes?

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Oh, man. And I spent five bucks each on those.

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They wouldn't have noticed anyway. Look at them.

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Ever since Muffy got that dumb new phone,

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no-one's been playing.

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All my water balloons are going to waste.

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And I even used filtered water.

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Maybe it's time we had a little talk with them.

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Check out the latest feature on the My Smart Phoney.

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I just touch this and I can identify any smell.

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'Pickles and sweat.'

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Amazing! I just ate a pickle and I'm sweating!

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Now, with this Pro, that's short for Programme, I can do...

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Hey! You kids don't look like you're having enough fun.

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Yeah. We thought we should help you have more fun.

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Ready for your fun?

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If you get one drop of water on my My Smart Phoney,

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my daddy will sue your pants off.

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Let's go inside. All this sun makes it hard to see the screen.

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My arm hurts.

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We can't be pushed around by a little phone.

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These kids are going to play in this playground,

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or my name isn't Binky Barnes.

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HE GRUNTS

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HE WHISTLES INNOCENTLY

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Get ready!

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Hey, everyone, look! A free pizza!

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Mine! Mine!

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I call the first slice.

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Wait! Let me check that.

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THE PHONE BLEEPS AND WHIRRS

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-'Cardboard.'

-There's no pizza in there!

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The My Smart Phoney would have picked the scent up.

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-It's a trap.

-THEY CLEAR THEIR THROATS

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You're a cruel boy, Binky Barnes.

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Come on, Buster, I'll show you how I can check the weather in Siberia.

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This is getting boring.

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And painful.

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SHE SIGHS

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I never thought I'd say this, but...

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maybe it's time to stop being Tough Customers.

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What?! You're kidding, right?

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What's the point in being menacing if there's no-one to menace?

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SQUEAKING

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Well...what about George?

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We can menace him! George, come over here!

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HE SIGHS

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HE YAWNS

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OK, I'm ready.

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I don't know, Binky. It's too easy. I enjoy the chase.

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Just give me a few more days. I'll think of something.

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OK. We'll wait till Friday.

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After that, I'm going solo.

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Well? I don't have all day, you know?

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Binky Barnes is here to see you, Miss Muffy.

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Send him in!

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I just found this great new Pro.

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You create a profile

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and it tells you what you feel like eating at that moment!

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'Monkfish in dill sauce.'

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Huh? Oh, well, I guess I'll try it.

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Here!

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-What's that?

-A bribe.

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I want you to put away that McFooey or whatever it is during recess.

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Crossmires can not be bribed!

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At least, not for that little.

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Why do you care anyway?

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Because no-one's using the playground any more.

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Hello! We're eight! Who wants to go down a slide when they're eight?!

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Well, what if you were going down a slide and dodging water balloons?

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Then it would be like a ride at an amusement park.

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Amusement park? You might just have something there!

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You bet I have something!

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Duh, what do I have?

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We could call it Muffy Crosswire Land.

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Or maybe Muffy Crosswire World.

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No, Muffy Crosswire...

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Universe!

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Bailey, send up two plates of monkfish and dill sauce.

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Binky and I have work to do.

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And with your permission, Muffy Land Enterprises,

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a limited-liability subsidiary of Crosswire Motors,

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will transform our tired old playground into...

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a world of wonder!

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Huh?

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BINKY PLAYS A JAUNTY TUNE

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Hmm, I guess our playground could use a little sprucing up.

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Great! Just sign here.

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And here.

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And initial there.

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And there.

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Oh, just a few more.

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You really think this is going to get kids using the playground again?

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Are you kidding?! There'll be a line around the school to get in!

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And we can still throw water balloons, right?

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Yes, but only in the Water Wonderland.

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What?! But you said...

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Sorry, I had to make room for Muffy's Wild Safari Experience.

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Tell the Tough Customers we'll need them to operate the rides.

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It'll cut down on overhead.

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-WHIRR! BEEP!

-'Dirty toes and unwashed ears.'

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And...take a bath!

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BELL RINGS

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CHILDREN CHEER

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Huh?

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Tickets, tickets! Only 3!

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To get into the playground?!

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To get into Muffy's World Of Wonder. It's a whole new experience

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in playgrounding.

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Step right up for...

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Try the Twirl & Shake!

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-Wait!

-Ah!

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You didn't get your shake.

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Ugh!

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YAWN!

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Boo.

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That's not very scary.

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Oh, yeah? Well, how about...

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this?!

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"The customer is always...rigt?"

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That doesn't make any sense.

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Oh, man! I've got to get a dictionary!

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DRUMS BEAT Graaaaarrrrgh!

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-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Stop laughing!

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It's not supposed to be funny!

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-<

-Hey! There's no-one at the Water Wonderland!

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Finally!

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OK, George. Ready for Muffy's Wacky Water Ride?

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-<

-Stop!

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-<

-All rides are hereby shut down!

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You can't charge students to use the playground!

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But I have to! It's very expensive to maintain.

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Insurance alone costs a fortune.

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Then you'll just have to take it all down.

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This is a not-for-profit institution.

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That's it, I quit!

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Nice move!

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Red three on black two.

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Can I play solitaire next?

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I'm not giving up!

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Woo-hoo! This is so much fun!

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Look at me! I'm upside down!

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Whoa! Head rush!

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CRASH! Uh!

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Your turn, Buster.

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-BEEP! WHIRR!

-I win! Yeah!

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Hey.

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Relax, I just came to talk.

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BINKY SIGHS You and I are the only ones left in the playground.

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-Can I sit?

-Sure.

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You know, this place used to be fun.

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Not just cos of the Tough Customers,

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it was fun to just run around and chase each other and...

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CRASH!

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-Hey!

-Tag! You're it!

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Oh-ho-ho! You'd better run fast cos I'm coming to get you!

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With this Pro, I can chat to people who have the same shoe size as me.

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-BINKY AND GEORGE LAUGH

-I'll be right back.

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I-I have more features to show you!

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-Hee-hee!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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SPLAT! Hey!

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We thought you might not be having enough fun.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Hey!

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Wait for me!

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

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# And everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day

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-# What a wonderful kind of day

-Hey! #

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