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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

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# Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

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# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

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# Get together and make things better By working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# If we can learn to work and play

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-# And get along with each other

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

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Hey, DW.

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-Hey!

-Whoa...ugh!

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-IN FRENCH ACCENT:

-'In my career as a consulting detective,

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'I have unravelled many a tricky knot,

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'but none so knotty as ze case of the disappearing dummy.'

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What a dastardly deed!

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Your most entertaining puppet, Wallace, stolen from under ze nose.

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Yes, well, erm...

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Worry not, Bastings.

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I, detective mastermind Virgil Watteau, shall not fail you.

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-Ah, well, you see...

-No need to thank me.

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As my oldest friend, I am happy to help you discover ze culprit.

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Already, ze brain says zey are working at the speed of lightning.

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I hired someone else.

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Even at zis moment, I am homing in on ze answer.

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Got another detective working, actually.

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Zis is obviously ze handiwork of...

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What did you say?

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-Just that I...

-Pip-pip!

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The Grey Dove, you return to the scene of your crime!

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Actually, Watteau, I have a confession - I hired the Grey Dove.

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To do what?

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To, erm, solve the crime.

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-Any problem with that?

-Maybe.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah!

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Oh, dear.

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Fern, there you are. You'll never guess what happened.

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(Someone stole Wally.)

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SHE GASPS

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I left him right here, but now he's gone.

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Look, they left the case open.

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What happened?

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Checked lost and found?

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I searched everywhere.

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It's no use.

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What's going on here?

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I'll have to ask you to stay back, ma'am, this is a crime scene.

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Ma'am? Crime scene?

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Ma'am?

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Where were you?

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I was looking all over for you.

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I had a dentist appointment.

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Well, when I couldn't find you, Binky offered to help.

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Happened to be in the area and responded to the call.

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He got a junior detective kit for Christmas.

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Uh-huh, copy that, we've got a 1066 in progress.

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We'll update you as the situation unfolds.

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Did you just talk into a fake walkie-talkie?

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-Ma'am...

-I know, it's a "crime scene".

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Fern!

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Please, sir, I'll handle this.

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-I hope you're not leaving - we have a crime to solve.

-We?

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Listen, the big PTA variety show is in two hours.

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If we don't find Wally,

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that show is going to be minus one dummy.

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I'll fill you in.

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The vic is an eight-year-old male moose

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by the name of George Lundgren.

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I know who George is.

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The story I got is this...

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All week, the teacher Miss Fink

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had everyone leave their show props in the music room.

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She didn't want anyone leaving anything they needed at home.

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-BELL RINGS

-After school today,

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George found his case open - his dummy had vanished.

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CLARINET PLAYS

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Missing!

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Gleeped! El gone-o!

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In other words, stolen.

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I got that.

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Luckily, I happened to have my new detective kit on hand.

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Here's the way I figure it - someone else in the show

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must have been afraid George was going to be better than them,

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so last night, they snuck in and stole the giraffe.

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The question is...who?

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That's a very good question.

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It is?

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Let me think about it.

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You do that. Meanwhile,

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I'll ID the perp using good old shoe leather.

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-A perp is a...

-I know what a perp is.

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All right, bye!

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-IN FRENCH ACCENT:

-'Zere was something strange

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'about the sudden appearance of zis new investigator.'

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A most interesting case, I have to say.

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It was most wise of you to have retained my services, Mr Bastings.

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You know who did it?

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I can tell you that whoever stole your diminutive friend

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must have gained access to your roof.

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SIREN WAILS

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From there, it was a simple matter to lower down,

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enter through the window,

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light-foot it across the rug

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and purloin your puppet.

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I say, that's most clever.

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Wonderful(!)

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I have but one question...

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How would you know that ze culprit came via ze roof

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unless YOU were on ze roof?

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Erm, erm...

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That is...

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Watteau, you're right!

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It was the Grey Dove. He did it!

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Hmm...

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Who are we spying on?

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Uh...

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You got a bead on a perp?

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No. Probably just a wild goose chase.

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Wild goose?

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You mean one got into the room?

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It sounds crazy, but maybe you're on to something.

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Well, there's always a bunch of them near City Hall.

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Good thinking. I'll go check.

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I know you suspect me, but I didn't do it.

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Huh?

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OK, I did take Wally out of his case,

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but I didn't steal him.

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What are you talking about? When was this?

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Yesterday, after practice.

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Hey, look!

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What a relief! That box is a real pain in the neck!

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THEY LAUGH

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Someone's coming!

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'It was inside when Mr Morris locked the door.'

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Then Binky must have come back later.

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Huh?

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Oh, nothing.

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Thanks for your help!

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Wally must be in his house.

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Hello? Binky?

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Looking for something?

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Oh! No! I mean, yes! I mean...

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By the way, I know who stole Wally!

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Really? So do I.

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BOTH: You!

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What are you doing?

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Making sure you don't run away.

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Me? Why should I run away?

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Because you did it.

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I figured it out when you sent me to look for that wild goose.

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I should have known it was nothing but a trick!

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Why on earth would I want to take Wally?

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Uh...

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Give me a sec.

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I know!

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So you could solve the crime and take all the credit! Attention hog!

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That's ridiculous!

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Could you get us out of these now?

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All right, but...

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Hang on...

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There may be another mystery.

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One about a missing key.

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Binky!

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Got to be around here some place!

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Or the school...or the town!

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-SHE SIGHS

-Well, maybe you should have

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thought of that before you sent me over here!

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That wasn't very nice, you know.

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Well, it wasn't nice of you and George to leave me out.

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He couldn't find you.

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He didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

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He was just worried.

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You're right.

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Huh... Yeah.

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I just wish my detective kit had fingerprint powder.

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Then I'd know who took Wally from that dummy case!

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Oh, that was Francine.

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She was playing with it last night.

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When she heard Mr Morris coming, she must have...

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Left it on the table!

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-So that means...

-It wasn't...

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-Exactly!

-Run!

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George claimed Wally was in his case every night!

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Go left!

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Other left! Other left!

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But last night, Francine left him out of the case.

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Cement!

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Everyone knew Wally was part of the show.

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Everyone except one person.

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A person with keys!

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Pipe!

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You mean that giraffe?

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That was part of the show?

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Yes!

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You know what happened to it?

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Sure do.

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I just figured it was one of the kindergartners' toys.

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Wally!

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Good work, partner!

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Sorry about calling you a thief and everything.

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Yeah. Me too.

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I can't wait till we solve our next crime.

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PUPPET VOICE: Thanks for finding me.

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If I had to hear that itsy spider song again,

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I was going to lose my marbles!

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George! You're on!

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That's our show! Say goodbye, Wally!

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PUPPET VOICE: Goodbye, Wally!

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APPLAUSE

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Oops!

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We have to find that key now!

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Roger that, partner!

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Oh...

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