My Dad the Garbage Man/Poor Muffy Arthur


My Dad the Garbage Man/Poor Muffy

Animation double bill. Francine is not sure she wants the class to know her dad is a garbage man and Muffy must spend the weekend at Francine's.


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# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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# And I say, hey! Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# Get together and make things better By working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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# And I say, hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

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Hey! DW! Hey!

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I like my dad just fine, but what if he was...

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R-Ready? ..a drag racer?!

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Over here!

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'Or what if he was...a Transformer?'

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A quarter! Thanks, Dad. No problem, son.

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Or you could have a dad like Francine's. He's cool.

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Right, keep your eyes on me, bring your arm forward and let it fly.

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Dad, can girls play professional football? If they want to! Yeah!

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I have some good news.

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As you know, we've been studying careers recently. We have?

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Several of your parents - Muffy's father, Brain's mother and...

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Francine's father are going to show us around their places of work.

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Field trip!

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A field trip with Dad? Yeah. Why not?

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Francine, don't you realise?! Have you no pride?! LORRY HOOTER

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Way to go, Dad! Come on down! You're missing all the fun!

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Do you want your friends to know our father is their garbage man?!

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Catch! When will you get a real job?

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As in carry a briefcase, go to meetings,

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and get home late and be too tired to play?

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And wear a suit and tie! I can't ever have a real job because...

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I don't know how to tie a tie!

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Very funny(!)

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They're here, Mr Crosswire.

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Welcome to Crosswire Motors!

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I'm honoured... MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN

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..DEEPLY honoured to share my life's work with you!

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SENTIMENTAL MUSIC It takes hard work, commitment.

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It means staying open every night till ten -

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no matter WHAT the sacrifice!

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Don't touch the merchandise. If you get too excited,

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put your head between your knees. Can't be done!

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First up, the sales room! The busy hub of the auto universe.

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The heart and soul of the operation!

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The strategy room is where we work to understand the people we serve,

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the people on whose behalf we strive - you, the customer!

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NO SOUND Let's listen in.

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'So what if the engine falls out? It's not our problem.'

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Now the piece de resistance - that's French!

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As a special treat, I've arranged for you...

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to test-drive these top-of-the-line vehicles in the parking lot!

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HE WHISTLES

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I think we'll pass. Back to the bus. We're running late.

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Kids, save those pennies. Remember, Crosswire Motors is here for YOU!

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We'll visit Brain's mom next and Francine's dad tomorrow.

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What does your dad do? Pee-yoo! What's that smell?!

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My dad?! He, er, sort of, um...

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I can spit my gum in the air and catch it!

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You're SUCH a child, Francine!

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This is my ice-cream invention room.

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What are all these tubes and things?

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We use them to make ice cream. Here's candy...

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and chocolate.

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In honour of your teacher, I propose that we make a brand-new ice cream,

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hereafter known as Rocky Ratburn.

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Pizza...

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Bananas...

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OK, everyone, stand back!

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Very...unusual. Thank you, Buster, you may have the rest.

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Tomorrow, we go to where Francine's father works.

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You thought ice cream was fun? Well, look at this! Disgusting garbage!

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Let's hike through a pit of trash. Squish the rotten cheese!

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Mom, do you think you could get Dad to cancel the field trip?

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- But why? - So people don't find out what he does!

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- You sound like Catherine. - Why does he have such a stupid job?

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- You should discuss this with your father. - I knew you'd say that.

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Dad... Hey! Look what I found at the dump!

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You can practise your swing AND annoy your mother. Now, what is it?

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Oh, nothing.

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I couldn't tell him!

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Well, think of something or you'll NEVER live it down!

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I've got it!

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So, where are we going?

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The dump?! Is your dad a garbage man?

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Can you keep a secret? What?!

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My dad works for a very secret organisation. The FBI?!

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Ssh. He just pretends to be a garbage man.

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It's his cover. So don't blow it or...

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Hello! I'm Francine's dad.

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This place is disgusting! If I ruin these shoes, I'm suing!

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What a bunch of long faces!

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Don't tell me - you're honoured and amazed to meet a real garbage man!

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It smells here. Fantastic, isn't it? Earth and compost, fuel and smoke!

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But that's not even the best thing!

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The absolute best thing of all is...

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you get to drive a bulldozer!

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Any questions? Are you with the FBI? Buster!

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Not that I know of. I am, however, a proud member of FOSE!

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Federal Office of Spy...Experts?

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Fraternal Order of Sanitation Engineers.

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The second great thing is getting to crush stuff into little pieces!

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Ready...set...go!

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It's really wonderful - all the great stuff you can do with garbage!

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One day, we may even build cities and roads from compacted trash.

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Yuk! But in the meantime...

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Wow!

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I found this stuff at the dump.

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You just need imagination and a lot of trash! What are you waiting for?!

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The secret is out. Will Catherine forgive me? We shouldn't tell her.

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Should I get one of those jobs with a tie and a briefcase?

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Your dad's the best! Is he REALLY with the FBI?

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Well, no. He's really a garbage man!

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Cool!

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MUTTERING

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Would life be easier if I lived with a different family?

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Like, if I had the Brain's parents?

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Wow! A new species of mushroom!

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Son! What are you doing? Let the robot clean up!

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Now you have more time for homework. Great(!)

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Maybe that wouldn't be SO great. But what if I lived with Binky's family?

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GROWLING AND SNARLING

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Get out of here, Binky! I gotta clean the room!

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How come you're cleaning it? I dibsed it first.

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You did not! Sure did! Sure did not!

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All right! If you really want, I guess you can clean it this once!

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Loser!

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I guess living here's OK for now. Stop! DW, don't!

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Great(!) Now I have to clean up AGAIN!

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I'LL be the hostess and you and Mr Fuzz will be... Atchoo!

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More tea, Mr Fuzz? Want some hot chocolate? It's Mr Fuzz's favourite.

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A-A... Not on the cakes! Not on me! A-A-A...

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A-A...

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False alarm!

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Muffy, do you think you have... Atchoo! ..allergies?

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No.

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Money? ..No, honey, sniff it. See if you're allergic.

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No Crosswire is allergic to money!

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It has to be something in this house! I think I know what it is!

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Atchoo! Francine's right. Any time I want to sneeze, I just have to...

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That's enough now, Muffy.

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It'll take days to lift the carpet, so we'll stay at the Elwood Arms.

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The Elwood Arms?! That tacky place?! We can't stay there! I know!

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Muffy can stay at my house. Really?! ..Mumsie, could I?

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PLEASE?! Well, only if it's all right with Francine's family.

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Of course it is! They'll love it!

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What is going on here?! Muffy's gonna stay with us for a few days.

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Where shall I place this, Miss?

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Muffy, you already brought a TV! I can watch both.

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GROANING Over here.

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There was barely enough room for two people BEFORE you brought this junk!

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How would you like your own room?

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My own room?

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My own room!

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No, a little more to the left.

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That's perfect. Let's go back to the statue.

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Muffy! What?! I'm NOT your servant!

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I'm sorry, Francine.

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I just wanted your room to look perfect. Can you forgive me? Sure.

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Sorry I yelled. Me, too. Now, move the statue to the left.

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Muffy! Francine! Dinner!

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Thank goodness. With all this moving, I'm famished!

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Now, let me get this straight.

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This food was cooked last night, other people touched it,

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it got cold and was cooked again?

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It's called leftovers. I call it vomit-rocious!

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There's something wrong with the TV.

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You only get three channels. We can get one more.

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Just put the antennae on your head.

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No VCR, no video games!

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I think we studied this period in school - it came before the wheel!

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Football, anybody?

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Let's go get ice cream! Friday night's our ice cream night.

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Since Muffy's our guest, why don't we get some ice cream right now?!

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..And a scoop of ripple AND nuts AND whipped cream.

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Can we get ice cream EVERY Tuesday? I just want Muffy to feel at home.

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Think how hard it is for your sister to adjust to living at Muffy's.

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Hurry up in there. Bedtime!

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I've been thinking. Why doesn't your family have as much money as mine?

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Good question. All I know is, there are some nice people who are rich

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and some equally nice people who aren't.

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Money can't buy me a better family. No.

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But you could get more TV channels. I think I could live without that.

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I'd rather spend my time with Francine. Shark attack!

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You got me! Very heartwarming, but you're hurting my feet!

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I'll leave my bike so we can walk.

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Walk?! All the way to school?! Are you joking?! I'll see you there!

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How did you get here so fast? Francine!

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You forgot your lunch!

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You want my driver to take you back?

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What happened to the electricity?

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And now the little girl jumps on the pony's back...

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and now the pony has begun to fly.

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And now there's a rainbow.

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Give it a rest. It's not the same.

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CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

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LOUD POP MUSIC BLASTS OUT

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MUSIC IS SWITCHED OFF Francine, I was listening to that!

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'Would you turn that music down?' You can't play it that loud, Muffy!

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I can't have the food I like, I can't watch the TV channels I want

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and now I can't play my music?!

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If you don't like it, why don't you go home?! Well, maybe I will!

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I'm getting tired of being poor! Fine! Fine!

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I guess we were just too much for Muffy. Don't call her that!

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Her name's Muff rotten-stinkweed Crosswire! Wow!

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Strangely enough, that's MY middle name. Maybe we're related?!

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PHONE RINGS Daddy, please!

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Hello? Just to tell you I'm leaving.

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If I die sneezing, I hope you're happy!

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Hello. Muffy? Look, if you leave, who's gonna play football with us?

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Oh, please! Tell Francine I heard that!

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I wish you'd reconsider. OK, I'll stay.

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Whoa! Shouldn't you ask ME first?

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Excuse me, someone wants to talk to me.

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Francine, am I allowed to stay? No!

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You've been rude and selfish!

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W-What?

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Maybe I WAS mean to Muffy, but she only cared about herself.

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Maybe Muffy's just not used to living in a house with different rules.

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You should talk about it at school. I hope she doesn't sneeze to death!

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Muffy? Francine.

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I'm sorry I was so rude. I really did like staying at your house.

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Aren't you going to take your limo? I'm walking today. Really?

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You sure you aren't going to faint? I'm having Bailey follow.

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I even started to miss leftovers.

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Francine, do you think...? What?

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The carpet's almost out, but could I stay one last night with you?

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There are still only three channels.

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Well, if I can survive walking to school, I can survive anything!

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I'm serious!

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Are we there yet?! How much farther?! I have a blister!

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# And I say, hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart

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# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #

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Francine is not sure she wants the class to know her dad is a garbage man. She soon learns that her dad is the coolest, just as she had always thought.

A new carpet and an attack of sneezing means that Muffy must spend the weekend at Francine's. This means sharing a room and eating leftovers. Can their friendship possibly survive?


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