Arthur and DW Clean Up/The Long Dull Winter Arthur

# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

# Has an original point of view

-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

# And get along with each other

# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

# Listen to the rhythm of the street

# Get together and make things better By working together

# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

-Hey, DW!

-Hey!

Hi! I'm working on ideas for changing my room.

Allow me to show you around.

Here's the arcade.

The wobbly room.

Good for bouncing! And here's one of my favourites -

the roller-coaster room!

But the best part of all is it cleans itself!

-Ah...

-Arthur! How's that room of yours coming?

I'm working on it, Mom!

-Hey!

-Oops.

-Just one day till the Happy Crazy Wow Day at the park.

-They teach juggling.

Let's go and see if they've set up.

-We can play soccer after we look. Get your ball.

-Sure!

-Going to the park!

-What about your room, Arthur?

It's clean!

(Kinda.)

Soccer ball, soccer ball.

Pal! I was wondering where you were.

Ah-hah! OK, I'll be back later, boy. Try to stay out of stuff.

I'll clean it tonight, I promise.

Mom! Everybody's waiting for me.

Well, make sure you're home in time for dinner.

-Then you're cleaning your room - no ifs, ands, or buts.

-No problem!

'Bring the intruder before me! Ah! Dr Brandt!

'Nice of you to DROP in. Sorry if the accommodation isn't commodious...'

Arthur! >

OK, Arthur. Enough dawdling. Time to pick up your room.

But, Mom, Alien Zoo Squad just started!

You said you'd clean your room if I let you go to the park. Hop to it!

-'..I will ask you to show me more respect!

-Go chase your tail...!'

I've got it!

You can't stop talking! What's happening?

-It was behind the scratching post!

-What is it?

-What scratching post?

-There are two!

-Two of what?! Two of WHAT?!

-Oh, cool!

-Aargh!

I see it! I see it!

Now, just put the phone by the TV.

'..I'm not gonna fight you. I have something you'll like...!'

I might be as smart as the Brain.

'..Back to the Petting Zoo, kitty cat!'

Arthur!

"Aargh! I'm drowning! Help me!"

Toys stay out of the cereal, please.

I'm going to Happy Crazy Wow Day.

Not until you clean your room.

But I just told Buster I'd meet him.

Tell him you'll meet later. You've put this off long enough.

-Ha-ha-ha!

-As soon as you've eaten, you can work on your room too.

-It's as messy as your brother's.

-That'll take forever!

-I'll miss Happy Crazy Wow Day!

-< I've an idea!

When my brother and I had chores to do, we had a saying.

"Many hands make light work." I'm not sure...

In other words, the more hands you had, the easier the work became.

-It does sound kind of cool.

-It'll go twice as fast. Trust me.

Why not start on Arthur's room first?

-Wait a minute!

-Honey... < Everyone, calm down.

Calm down. Do me a favour and just try it.

I think you'll be surprised at how well it works.

-Let's do this quick. I'm gonna be late.

-Eurgh!

My postcards from Buster when he was away! You can't throw those out!

-But he's back now.

-DW!

It's not like he's famous!

Hey! Don't throw that away!

It's an empty bag of cookies. Who keeps empty cookie bags?

It's Muffy's cookies. It has my picture on it.

-Who'd buy something with your picture on it?!

-Lots of...

-Where'd you get my light bulb costume? And my moon boots?

-There.

DW, you're supposed to be putting stuff away, not taking it out!

Can I throw this dirty Popsicle stick out?!

-No! It's part of my collection.

-You don't have a stick collection.

Not yet! But what if I start one?

DW! Here, just straighten that stuff. I'll do the floor.

Boy, look at all this homework.

You must LOVE to do homework.

-Eurgh! Look what I found.

-Stop looking like that. You can't read.

-I know what THIS is.

-It's just a note from Francine.

I knew it! Arthur has a girlfriend! Arthur has a girlfriend!

"Dear Arthur, I LOVE you!"

It says, "Bring your baseball mit to school on Monday. Francine."

Arthur and Francine. Arthur loves Francine!

Go get everything out from under the bed.

If you don't love her, why is your face red?

-That just proves you love her!

-Mom!

I'll take care of it.

Look, Arthur, it's very simple.

The less time you spend fighting with DW, the faster you get to the park.

-But she keeps bothering me.

-Who, me?

If you both work as fast as you can, you'll be done in no time.

I will if she will.

Now, why not see how fast you can go?

Phew! We did it! I just hope I didn't miss Happy Crazy Wow Day.

But we're not done yet, Arthur.

You still have to do MY room.

-What are you doing?!

-We have to hurry.

Mr Hippo can't sit next to Miss Monkey. He'll squish her.

They have to go in a certain order.

-It's OK. I'm here.

-We can't spend all day arranging your animals!

-They have to be just right, or they won't be happy.

-Oh!

Arthur! That's my button and stone collection.

-Don't tell me. They'll be sad!

-I spent all week arranging them.

-You're ruining everything. Go do something else.

-Huh!

Your clothes have REALLY shrunk.

They're for my doll house. They go on special hangers. Here's one.

What?! I'm supposed to be helping you clean, not playing dolls!

-They're put away!

-Mo-o-o-o-om!

You must work together. That's the only way this will work.

-She won't let me put things away.

-Can I say something?

DW helped you clean your room. It's up to you to return the favour.

-I have something to say.

-I'm missing Happy Crazy...whatever-it-is Day!

If you'd cleaned your room when you were supposed to,

-you wouldn't have this problem.

-I have something to say.

-What is it, DW?

-Can I just clean my room myself?

-What?!

-Can I just clean by myself, please?

-I don't want Arthur touching my things.

-Well, I think...

Yes, DW. That's a wonderful idea.

Yes! Thanks, DW. Whoo-hoo!

Are you sure you don't need help?

No. First of all, you have cooties.

Second, I think it'd be sad if you didn't go to the park.

-Third, you have cooties!

-Thanks.

Yahoo!

Whee!

Yeah!

BOTH: Yeah, Arthur!

Once, I did it for a long time.

-Why were you so late, Arthur?

-It was all DW's fault.

She... Well, I guess it's kind of my fault. I hadn't cleaned my room.

I've done that too. Mom wouldn't let me do any extra-credit projects

-until I cleaned it up.

-Why can't I have your mom?

Nice of you kids to stick around. Many hands make light work!

-Cool!

-It's not what you think.

-Working together will make things go a lot faster.

-So I've heard!

Open your exercise books and take down the following equations...

VOICE SLOWS DOWN ..which...you...will...solve...

for...tomorrow's...class...

Ever have one of those days when it feels like time's passing slowly?

Is it just me? Only two seconds have gone by, but it feels like longer.

OK. THREE seconds. Big wow(!) Has this ever happened to you?

Am I bored? No. I know what bored feels like.

'That's like when DW watches Mary Moo Cow.'

Three fuzzy, cuddly, kitties. Three! Let's count them again...

-That reminds me! There's a hockey game on Channel 3.

-No! Mom!

Arthur's changing the channel when we're watching an educational show!

Let's count them one more time.

One, two, three... fuzzy, cuddly kitties. Three!

Three!

THAT'S boring. So what is this? What's happening to me?

The Long, Dull Winter.

Ah!

I thought school was never going to end. It felt like time stood still.

-What's wrong with me?

-Maybe it's an alien-influenced distortion

of the time-space continuum.

-It's so obvious, but boys are too thick to know.

-What? What is it?

You're in love!

What?! Don't be... Uh-uh. You don't know what you're talking about!

-Tell me who it is.

-I am NOT in love.

Say the name. Say the name!

-Get away from me.

-Ha! Got his swing.

-Psst! Hey, Arthur, I know exactly what's wrong with you.

-You do?

Have my apple. My mom says lack of roughage can make you cranky.

-Apple's a good source of roughage.

-I don't even know what that means.

-And I'm not cranky!

-A big bowl of oatmeal's good too!

Keep trying, girls. I got ALL day.

It's not just you. I felt it too.

I haven't wanted to check my sums.

I've had no energy to go shopping!

I haven't even felt like eating.

It's like the whole world's messed up, or something.

We must figure out what's happening. Remember how happy we used to be?

Yeah. You know what was great? That TV special.

Hairy Mary Scary Halloween-o-rama Boo!

Another great show was A Blunderbuss Thanksgiving.

What about The Kid Who Got Clothes For Christmas?

That was one of the saddest shows I ever saw.

It was great!

-That's what wrong!

-We're not sad enough?!

Those were holiday shows, but there hasn't been a holiday in ages.

Yeah. No preparations, no special store displays, no seasonal songs.

No days off school, no assemblies, no decorations.

It's cold out and the sun goes down early.

-It's like being dead, only with homework!

-You know what we need?

-Less homework!

-Er...no.

We need to invent a new holiday!

I told my mom your idea. She says if we think of a good one,

-she'll print it in the paper and it may become a real holiday.

-Great!

-Do you understand this movie?

-Uh-uh.

-Me neither. Let's go tell everyone.

-About not understanding the movie?

-No! About creating a new holiday.

Oh. That's a much better idea.

It's the greatest idea you ever had!

We can think of a perfect holiday. ALL: Yeah!

-Anybody got one yet?

-Maybe this isn't as easy as I thought.

What are the ingredients of a holiday?

-Celebrating an event.

-Presents!

Having a day off from everything. Honouring a great person.

Now we have guidelines. Let's put all our ideas together and we'll be done.

This is gonna be so terrific!

-Grandma, d'you remember anything happening here?

-Like what, dear?

Like a battle, or the biggest thing that ever happened.

When I was a girl, the Graf Zeppelin flew over the town.

Was there a big battle?

'No, it just flew over. It was very quiet.'

Hot ziggity!

Not that that's not exciting,

but I need something cool enough to be a brand-new holiday.

-Pony Day!

-I don't think so.

-People would love it.

Just saying it is fun. Pony Day! Pony Day! Pony Day!

Oh!

Po-ny Da-ay!

I haven't found a good enough event to celebrate yet.

Stop thinking! I've got our holiday! Ready?

Give Me Candy Day!

Give Me Candy Day?!

Not you. Me. ME, me. Give ME - Buster Baxter - Candy Day.

Everyone dresses up in colourful costumes and rings my doorbell.

You mean, just like Halloween?

No. They don't ring every doorbell. Just mine.

Then they give ME candy.

-It's a holiday about giving.

-About giving to YOU!

No, because after I've eaten all I can,

I share the rest with all the little children!

Great, huh?

My idea's much better.

-A holiday should be about relaxing.

-Eating candy is relaxing.

Picture this. You turn on TV and see our big holiday special.

# Oh, the weather outside is crummy

# And you feel as lively as a mummy

# Then there's nothing to do or say

# It's There's Nothing To Do Today Day

# When there's nothing to do

# You can do anything you want to

# You can go to sleep, run and play

# On There's Nothing To Do Nothing To Do Today Day

# Nothing To Do Today Day

# Nothing To Do Today Day...! #

-I've heard enough!

-Let's get it in the paper and make it a holiday.

That's better than Give Me Candy Day? I don't think so.

-Holidays are for relaxing and having fun.

-And they're ABOUT something.

-That was about nothing!

-You didn't get it.

# The weather outside is crummy...! #

Stop singing! No more singing!

Igneous Rock Day?!

A holiday is about something that will last for all time.

-And what lasts longer than a big, igneous rock?

-Er...

-Psst! Hey, Arthur. About this whole holiday scheme.

-It's not a scheme.

-It's an attempt to do something worthwhile.

-Blah-blah-blah!

Whatever it is, a holiday needs one thing.

Fireworks!

As soon as midnight hits, we have 24 hours of solid, nonstop fireworks!

You can't see them during the day.

So what? With nonstop fireworks, we wouldn't be able to hear Mr Ratburn!

-Couldn't that hurt our ears?

-Yeah! FIREWORKS DROWN OUT SPEECH

Think about it, my man.

I don't care what the holiday is. I wanna sell T-shirts and souvenirs.

Sign here to make me the official seller.

We don't even have a holiday yet and already it's too commercial!

I'm calling a meeting.

ALL SHOUT IDEAS AT ONCE

These are all great ideas.

If we put them together, we'll have the greatest holiday!

What's it about? Gifts? TV specials? Cheap songs? Fireworks? T-shirts?

-That's not what a holiday's really about.

-All holidays have that stuff.

But that's extra. It's still your birthday if you don't get presents.

We should honour someone or something that's really important.

Arthur's right! Even if it means I don't get candy.

Let's come up with a great holiday! ALL: Yeah!

And this all started cos Arthur was in love.

Love?! Oh, no!

It's almost Valentine's Day. I haven't bought any Valentines yet.

Me neither! I completely forgot!

Wait! Where are you going?!

It's a holiday! I've gotta go buy candy hearts.

Arthur! Have you seen the paper?

I sent in my idea about Pony Day and they put it in!

It was cool how you got everybody excited when we were in the dumps.

-We forgot there were no special days.

-But I didn't think up a new holiday.

-You got a whole year to think of one.

-Right!

Here. Happy Garshmulter, Arthur.

-What?

-That's my name for it. There'll be fireworks all day!

We'll need more than just fireworks.

Free soft pretzels!

Picture a sky full of fireworks and soft pretzels!

# And I say, hey!

# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

# And get along with each other

# You gotta listen to your heart

# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start... #

Subtitles by Neil Gemmill BBC Scotland - 2001

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# ..Hey! What a wonderful kind of day! #