Revenge of the Chip Arthur

# Every day when you walkin' down the street

Everybody that you meet

# Has an original point of view

-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

# And get along with each other

# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

# Listen to the rhythm of the street

# Get together and make things better By working together

# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

-Hey, DW!

-Hey...

-Waaah!

-CRASH!

'So you bit the sandwich and saw half a worm in the bit you hadn't eaten?!

-'Uh-huh!

-Then what did you do?'

-Spit it out!

-Emergency Room.

-Get de-wormed!

'Ate the rest.'

Oh, that's gross!

'Boys sure do the most embarrassing things, don't they?

'Let's watch a re-enactment.'

It's weird how we all hate being embarrassed,

but it doesn't bug us if it's someone else.

I'd wear a bag over my head forever.

How can he tell everybody he did that...on TV?!

-I wonder what kind of sandwich it was?

-Turn it off!

-No!

-There's still ten more embarrassing minutes to come.

Arthur!

Sh!

You Do The Most Embarrassing Things

is doing a live show at Wonderworld next week and we wrote for tickets.

Can I come? I've never seen TV before it's TV before!

Every time I take you to something, you act like such a little kid...

-and it's so embarrassing.

-Uh-uh! Name just one time.

Hmm!

Gulp! ..Slurp!

Sh! DW, just watch the movie!

Hmm!

Hey!

-DW, no!

-Aggh!

Oh-h!

Er...sorry, sir.

That was last winter. I was only a little kid.

Name something not so long ago.

You thought you'd die from eating a green potato chip.

-You promised you wouldn't talk about that any more.

-Don't tease DW!

I don't do embarrassing kids' stuff.

-If I prove I'm more grown up, I can go, right?

-Yeah, sure.

There's no way you can prove that.

Just watch me!

RATTLING AND CREAKING

-Well, you're failing so far.

-That's what you think.

Thin, kind of fat, very thin, medium...

Wow! That's definitely not for little kids!

That doesn't prove anything. You can't read it.

Mom and Dad can read it to me.

It's interesting. What is it again?

-HE SIGHS

-Macro Economics.

I love that. ..What is it again?

-Mint chocolate chip, please.

-Rocky Road with extra cookie pieces!

I mean, I'll have something vegetarian.

OK, sweetie! Oh, I heard the cutest thing about you, DW.

I hope you're feeling better now.

I don't get it. Do adults always say weird things when you grow up?

Errggh!

ERRGGH!

Only when you try to act like something you're not.

DW! Sure hope you're feeling better these days.

Take care of yourself, DW.

They're doing it again! What's...?

LAUGHTER >

Oh, I ate a green potato chip. I'm dying, I'm dying!

Better take care of yourself. We wouldn't want to lose you(!)

LAUGHTER

-You! You did this!

-What?

-You told everybody about the potato chip,

so you wouldn't have to take me to the TV show.

-I didn't say anything to these people.

-Then, you told your friends.

They told everybody.

No way. Go ask them and see. They don't know about it.

Hi, DW, would you like a chip?

Don't worry. We threw out the poison ones.

I swear I didn't tell them.

You did. I'll get proof and tell Mom and Dad.

You'll HAVE to take me to the show.

'The Bionic Bunny Show!'

Hmm! Suspicious. They're using TV to drown out their voices.

-Hello, DW!

-Very suspicious.

Hello, DW!

Very, very suspicious.

Very, very, VERY suspicious.

Their faces are turned away so I can't read their lips. ..Here it is!

Hello, DW.

I need more sophisticated-teded equipment.

(I need the number of a lie detector store!)

Hey, DW, you're famous!

You're in Buster's mom's Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella column.

I can't read. What's it say?

"A story that's put a smile on my face for the past few days

"involves a little girl who thought that green potato chips were fatal.

"Five-year-old Dora Winifred Read gobbled up a green chip one day,

"only to be told by her practical joker brother, Arthur,

"that green chips were deadly."

President DW, you've ended poverty and war,

and outlawed older brothers who lie.

ALL: Hooray for the President!

Miss President, I have one question - would you like a potato chip?!

I checked for green ones! LAUGHTER

You've gotta help me stop this or I'll never live it down!

DW, I have things to do.

-'I won't help you.

-Aggh!'

'OK, I'll help you.'

OK, DW, I'll help you.

That was the last trip, right?

-Please say that was the last trip.

-Hey!

-Hey, what are you doing?

-It's a re-delivery.

Some dog ate everyone's paper.

It's hopeless! I can never show my face again.

You won't even admit you did it.

It's like the times you stole my Crazy Bus CD and my snowball.

You know Mom and Dad took that CD.

-You admit you took my snowball?

-This potato chip was going to kill her.

It was just so funny. You know how dramatic DW can be.

I wouldn't be surprised if she drew up a will.

When Bitsy asked if she could use it, I couldn't say no.

Of course I'm sending it to all the relatives - Grandma Thora, Lucy,

Aunt Jessica, Great Aunt Susan, Stepmother Tyler,

-Daniel, Mickey, Michelle, David...

-MOM!

-What, honey?

-It's YOU!

You told everyone about the green chip. My own mom tries to ruin me.

I didn't realise it embarrassed you.

If you don't want me to, I'll never repeat that story again.

-Promise?

-I promise.

Arthur, I'm sorry I blamed you. Everybody's laughing at me.

Would you like to come to the show?

-I guess.

-That worked out happily for everyone.

-Arthur, would you mind taking these to the recycling centre for me?

-Oh-h!

Come on, DW. You promised you wouldn't embarrass me.

I have to lay low till college.

It's not a big deal. Everybody's mom embarrasses them.

My mom called me Boo-boo at home.

She said it at school and everyone teased me, then they forgot.

-Hi, Boo-boo!

-Oh!

Yes, it's true. She thought green potato chips were fatal.

Do you hear that? Tell me I'm dreaming. What am I gonna do?

-- Run away.

-Join the circus.

-DW's embarrassed. Don't mention it.

-You promised!

DW, wait! ..Wait.

DW SOBS

Are you OK, sir?

-Oh, Binky!

-DW! I thought you were a real football player in a dress.

Binky, you've been as close to death as me.

-What do you do when someone does something you don't like?

-I stare.

They stop doing whatever it is.

< DW!

Oh, DW, I'm sorry!

-You think, cos I'm a kid, you don't have to keep a promise.

-Not true.

Mrs MacGrady asked me about the...

Somebody asks and it's off? That's not how it works.

OK, but people are going to ask.

-What can I say that won't embarrass you?

-The newspaper lied.

I'll say, "I can't talk about it, cos I respect my daughter's feelings."

OK. At least now I can relax and enjoy the show.

Welcome, folks, to You Do The Most Embarrassing Things!

For our first guest, a kid who ate a green potato chip

and thought it was deadly...

Binky Barnes!

I thought I was gonna die.

And now the members of the McCoy Ballet

are going to dance our re-enactment of Binky's embarrassing experience

in their new ballet Don't Eat The Green Ones!

# And I say, hey!

# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

# And get along with each other

# You gotta listen to your heart

# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

# And I say hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

# Cos we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

# What a wonderful kind of day! HEY! #