The Return of the King Arthur


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# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# Get together, make things better By working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

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-Hey, DW!

-Hey...

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Whoa!

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Whoa! This fair is so cool! It's just like being in the Middle Ages.

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Take notes on historical details.

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They'll be useful when we compete in the games.

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Get your haggis here! Fresh haggis! Two for a dollar!

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"Haggis - two for a dollar." What's haggis?

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There it is - the Golden Griffin,

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the award given to to the class

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which shows the greatest knowledge of medieval history.

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Boy! Mr Ratburn sure wants to win that Golden Griffin!

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We came SO close to winning last year. If we all try our hardest,

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I'm sure this year we'll win.

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I bet we can win,

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because what class works as hard as WE do?

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Glenbrook! Glenbrook! That's our school!

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Glenbrook! Glenbrook! We will rule! Go, Glenbrook!

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-It can't be!

-Ah, Ratburn! We meet again.

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Mr Pryce-Jones, my old teacher!

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Are you still at Glenbrook Academy?

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They won't let me quit. After all, I am irreplaceable.

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Huh...?

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Oh...!

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Oh, no!

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We've won all the medieval fairs in Europe.

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This little one should be a snap. Excuse me, sir - it's 10.14.

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Time to prepare. See you at Merlin's Labyrinth, Ratburn.

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Don't get lost along the way!

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Have we ever played soccer against those guys? They seem familiar.

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No way! I'd remember such a weird-looking bunch of kids.

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The first to escape A point shall win

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The other one shall perish within.

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Remember, Chester - navigate by the sun and the tops of the trees.

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Arthur, use your head.

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On your marks, get set, hie thee hence.

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That means go, kid!

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Oh, no! Dead end!

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Hmm! My shadow! Oh-h!

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Oh! I guess I really used my head.

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He or she who pulls the sword from the stone

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truly is our king or queen. 'Tis an equal opportunity sword.

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Keep moving.

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All your might won't set it right A gentle hand will rule the land.

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Arthur! Everyone's looking for you!

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We lost at Merlin's Maze. Time for the next competition.

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Beat THAT!

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ALL GROAN AND STRAIN

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Quick, lads and lasses! v=u+at - now!

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I see they don't know Newton's formula for constant acceleration.

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The clocks are ticking, Ratburn.

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We're getting pulverized!

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-We'll GIVE them the Golden Griffin.

-It's not our fault they're robots.

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I feel sorry for them, having that guy for a teacher.

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Mr Pryce-Jones was the best teacher I ever had. People say I'M tough...

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-No!

-Who says that?

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..But Mr Pryce-Jones made us learn Latin in third grade.

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ALL CHANT: Sum, es, est. Sumus, estes, sunt.

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Again!

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Sum, es, est. Sumus, estes, sunt.

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And at recess, he pushed us to the limits of our strength.

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I learned a lot.

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It makes me wonder sometimes if I'm not a tough enough teacher.

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Mm! This capon is good. It tastes just like chicken.

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Capon IS chicken!

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I have an extra pudding for whoever can answer a trivia question.

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ALL: Me, sir!

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Commendable enthusiasm, children. But let Lakewood try first.

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Who was the 16th king of England?

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What? You mean you haven't taught them the song, Ratburn?

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Winky, C-sharp, please.

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# Here's a song That's more historical than musical

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# To teach the kings of England In the order categorical...

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# ..And now you know a wondrous thing

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# All 42 English kings! # CHEERING

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I know you don't agree with all of my teaching methods, Ratburn,

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but they ARE more effective.

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-The fact is, you can't beat us.

-You may be right, sir.

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Did you hear that? If we lose,

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Mr Ratburn may start teaching us like that! We must win something.

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We can't beat them. Mr Pryce-Jones just said so and he's always right.

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Well, there must be something here we're good at. ..Aha!

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A mincemeat-pie-eating contest. No sweat, Buster.

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-Are you hungry, champ?

-Yeah. Good thing I didn't win that pudding.

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On your mark, get set...tuck in!

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Must...eat...more!

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Oh!

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I don't understand. How can you keep eating? Where does it all go?

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Over a few weeks, I've expanded my stomach with giant breakfasts.

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I now have an 18-litre capacity. ..Pass the ice cream.

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Ugh!

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Lucky they had tennis in the Middle Ages. Muffy started playing aged 5.

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Huh?! This isn't a regulation tennis ball! It weighs a ton!

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It was used in the 16th century - like this racquet.

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That junk?! It looks like Henry VIII could have used it!

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It was used by Henry V. He was my great-great-great-great-great uncle.

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You can do it, Brain! I know you can! No-one's smarter!

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The wheel of Fortuna is constantly spinning

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Someone is losing and someone is winning!

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All right. For 20 points, what do all the planets revolve around?

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The sun! That was easy! I'm sorry!

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The correct answer is the Earth. Those points go to IQ.

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Huh? But that's wrong!

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You must give the answers that were thought correct in the Middle Ages.

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-Well, we've lost for sure now. May as well get something to eat.

-Eat?!

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-You just had six pies!

-I feel empty.

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You go ahead. There's something I want to do.

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Why...won't you...move?

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From your results, Mr Pryce-Jones,

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I know the children would benefit if you taught them.

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Well, it's a generous offer. I'll consider it.

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Arthur! Wanna try a unicorn dog? It tastes like capon.

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I just heard Principal Haney talking with Mr Pryce-Jones.

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-I think he wants to replace Ratburn with him!

-We disgraced Mr Ratburn.

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Mr Pryce-Jones will probably hold us back for years

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to teach us over and over again.

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All that's left is a castle-building contest. Maybe we can win that.

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-Hmm. Excellent crenellations.

-Huh? ..Oof!

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Smooth! Well, I must say, this is a very creative piece of work.

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He really likes it. I think we won.

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But the contest is for the most historically accurate castle,

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-therefore I must award the prize to Glenbrook.

-Yeah!

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You see, these arrow slits are much too wide.

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And in Old English, Lakewood would have an E on the end.

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I want you to know I'm very proud.

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I'll have this castle put on display at school.

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Mr Ratburn doesn't know he's fired.

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I feel sorry for him.

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Him?! What about us? My brain hurts just thinking about Mr Pryce-Jones.

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Hey! Where's Arthur?

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All your might won't set it right A gentle hand will rule the land.

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Hey! I've got it!

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Whoo!

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Arthur! Would you quit playing with that stupid sword? We have to go.

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We have a new king!

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I hereby proclaim you, Arthur Read, king of the medieval fair.

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ALL: Hip-hip-hooray!

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Arthur out-thought not only all my students, but even me!

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I couldn't budge that sword!

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You taught him to think for himself. I couldn't have done it better.

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Mr Haney, is Mr Pryce-Jones gonna teach us instead of Mr Ratburn?

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Of course not! The only ones Mr Pryce-Jones will teach at Lakewood

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are my niece and nephew - he'll be their private tutor.

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I'm glad we don't have a tough teacher like Mr Pryce-Jones.

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-I bet he gave those kids homework.

-Homework? Thanks for reminding me!

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We lost a day of class. We need extra homework.

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I'd like a written report on medieval times by Monday,

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then a quiz on the rulers of England...

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# And I say, hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart

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# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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# And I say hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #

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