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# Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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# And I say, hey! What a wonderful kind of day

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# If you could learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# Listen to your heart, to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# Open up your eyes, open your ears Make things better working together

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# It's a simple message and it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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# And I say, hey! What a wonderful kind of day!

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# You can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day! What a wonderful kind of day! #

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Hey, DW!

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-Hey!

-Oh!

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That's it for the activities this week, everyone.

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I know you were looking forward to Piccolo Pete the Clown coming,

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but he's run away, so we're searching for a musician. Just let me know.

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Oh, I know, I know!

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How is it you know you'll not like something even before it happens?

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-Like when Grandma Thora says...

-It's a brand-new recipe.

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I call it Thora's Mean Bean Pie.

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You don't even have to be a person to know something's bad news.

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-Here, Pal.

-Let's go for a ride.

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-(Think he knows he's getting shots?)

-Nah, he can't be that smart.

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And when DW gets an idea, well...

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Yes, DW? You have a suggestion?

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-How about the guy who wrote Crazy Bus?

-Grrr!

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Hey!

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Of course I can watch DW. It's no problem at all.

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Thanks, Thora. You're a lifesaver. I'll pick her up about five.

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Five? Oh, there IS one problem. I'm meeting Sarah downtown at four.

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But maybe you'd like to come along to a concert, DW?

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Eh, do I have any real choice?

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-None whatsoever.

-Oh, boy! A concert!

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We must know a musician who can come next week.

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Or DW will find the guy who wrote Crazy Bus!

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You need a musician?

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NOT somebody who plays their nose!

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-I didn't mean me. Your Uncle Josh.

-Why didn't I think of that?

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Great idea! ..Who's Uncle Josh?

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Well, I think he's your uncle.

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You play your nose?

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-Does he sing?

-No.

-Is there a light show?

-No.

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-Does he smash his instrument?

-No!

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-And he calls himself a musician!

-Come along, DW.

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How is it you know when you're about to hear the worst thing ever?!

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CLASSICAL PLAYING

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This is the best thing I've ever heard!

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All right! Wow! Yeah!

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-WHISTLES

-Hey, come on! Give it up, people!

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-This guy can really play!

-DW! The piece isn't over yet.

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Oh. Sorry! Go ahead!

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DW WHISPERS

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Sure. No harm in asking.

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I'm pretty sure he's your mother's second cousin twice removed.

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He was at a family reunion. A-ha!

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Here he is. He's a jazz musician.

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-He can play anything.

-BOTH: Anything?

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PLAYS JAZZ MUSIC

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STRUMS A TUNE

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-He sounds perfect!

-I'll ask if he's available.

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I'm sure he'd love to do it.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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-Hello...?

-I'm down here!

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Oh, hello there.

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My name is DW, Mr Ma. I thought this concert would stink,

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-but now I'm your biggest fan.

-Nice to meet you, DW.

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-Nice to hear that I don't stink.

-Oh, you're much better than stink.

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I've an idea to make you famous!

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Everybody will love you at the library.

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-Even more than they love me.

-I'm sure that's a lot.

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-How could I say no?

-You'll do it?!

-Yes, I'd be happy to come.

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Yay!

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Next Saturday at the library.

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He says he'd be happy to come.

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-Yay!

-All right!

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CLASSICAL MUSIC

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JAZZ

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CLASSICAL

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JAZZ

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MUSIC STYLES CLASH

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DW!

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We've already got a musician. It's Francine's uncle.

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Well, it's too late. Yo Mama is coming!

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-Yo-Yo Ma.

-She doesn't even know his name! You know nothing about music!

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I know about REAL music. Classical is better than any other kind,

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but you wouldn't even know when to clap!

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I would too - never, because it's BO-RING!

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Arthur, settle down. I don't see why both of them can't come.

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Great(!)

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I'm gonna start a petition.

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Yo-Yo Ma can't barge in and ruin the day with boring cello music.

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-Someone's gotta stop that guy.

-Why not have them both?

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Yeah, what's wrong with that?

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If you really liked music, one kind would be your favourite.

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-Yeah, pick a side.

-Buster! Everybody can't be right.

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I'm good at having opinions. Just not good at keeping them.

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I can't wait for Saturday.

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This'll be the best activity day.

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-Why?

-Because these two guys are gonna get into the biggest fight!

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A fight?

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The musical bout of the century!

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Joshua Redman is out there and the crowd is going crazy.

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Uh-oh! Here comes Yo-Yo Ma! BOOING

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The ref goes over the rules and here they go!

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What's this? A cello?

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Ma is pulling a deadly move!

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This is illegal in 40 states!

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This is the dirtiest fighting I've ever seen!

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Stop him, or Yo-Yo Ma is going to bore Joshua Redman to death!

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He's down for the count, folks! This looks bad!

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No! He's got the whistle!

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What's this? A bicycle pump?

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He's biting holes in the tube! What can this be?

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PLAYS JAZZ He's done it! He's done it!

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Joshua Redman really can play anything!

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What a victory for music!

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WEEPS

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Maybe this won't be so bad. See you.

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This is my uncle, Joshua Redman. He plays jazz.

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Jazz music isn't written out, so you make it up as you go along.

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-Somebody's too chicken to fight.

-Mr Ma will be here.

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-Don't you worry.

-And so, here's my uncle.

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Thanks, Francine, for inviting me.

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I guess if you're like her, you already know a lot about music.

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Can you tell us what you think about classical music?

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Well, I sure like to listen to it.

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A lot of classical composers made up music as they played, like in jazz.

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Only boring.

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Well, let's see. Tell me if you think this is boring.

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HE PLAYS

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Too bad it's not REAL music.

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-Wonderful!

-You came! Tell them that wasn't real music.

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-What was wrong with it, DW?

-Arthur was just banging the table.

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-That wasn't music.

-He was? Hmm, Arthur,

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-could you do that again? Bang the table?

-What? Like this?

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That's it. Just keep it going. You hear that beat?

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All music begins with rhythm.

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-That doesn't sound very classical.

-It's a Texas fiddle tune.

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-Cool!

-But some music must be better than other kinds.

-Not better.

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Why only like one kind of music?

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-Do you like just one kind of food?

-Yes, SHE does!

-Yes, I do.

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-But there have to be SOME rules.

-It's just what people like to hear.

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-Those rules change all the time.

-So you won't fight each other?

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Not today.

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Oh!

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-Could we play something together?

-Well, I've had a request.

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-I picked up the music on the way.

-I can't believe they like each other!

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Yo-Yo Ma may be nice, but he doesn't know much about music.

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Or maybe he isn't so bad!

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YO-YO MA SINGS "Crazy Bus"

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# Sloppy sloopy, gloppy gloopy Hoppy hoopy

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# Dopey ropey, screwy bluey Gooey chewy, phooey dewey... #

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Wow! Those guys are good! They even make THAT sound like music!

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# Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus! #

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One more time!

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Hello, boys and girls!

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I'm Mary Moo Cow and it's time for fun!

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Can you spell fun?

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# The best word I know is F-U-N F-U-N spells FUN!

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# Fun is nice, I like fun I like F-U-N!

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# F-U-N, let's spell it again!

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-# F-U-N, F-U-N... #

-Hold it! Stop the music! Stop!

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-What are you doing in my room?

-Singing about fun!

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# The best word I know is F-U-N F-U-N spells fun... #

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Aargh! Stop it! Stop the music!

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-Are they done already?

-Did you let the cow in?

-Mmm...maybe.

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What are they doing here? This is when I talk!

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I'm tired of that. Let's hear someone new.

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No way! Mary Moo Cow is a baby show.

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-I like it, so maybe other kids like it.

-That's a baby show!

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Hey!

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Then he discovers he's trapped by his arch-nemesis, the Doctorpus!

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He's an octopus who became a doctor.

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-What's this?

-Yesterday's episode of The Dark Bunny.

-What's that?

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BOTH: You've never heard of it?!

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-No. Is it good?

-BOTH: Oh!

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It's only the best new show ever!

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Bionic Bunny has a cousin on the other side of the country.

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-In a city where it's always night.

-And when there's trouble...

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ALARM

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He launches himself down his bunny action tube.

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BOTH: And he becomes Dark Bunny!

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IMITATES TRUMPET CALL

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-Then what happens?

-Watch the show.

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I will! I'm gonna watch it today!

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Hi, honey.

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-Hi, Mom.

-Don't bother DW while she watches Mary Moo Cow.

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No, Mom.

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-What are you doing?

-Nothing. Just waiting.

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-For what?

-For your show to be done. Then it's The Dark Bunny.

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-No.

-Yes.

-No, because I saw it yesterday and it scared me.

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Mom doesn't want me being scared.

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A-boo...

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-Mom!

-In the kitchen!

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-MOM!

-IN THE KITCHEN!

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-MOM!

-I said I'm...

-DW said you said I can't watch The Dark Bunny

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cos she said it scares her!

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Mom said I'm watching The Dark Bunny after your baby show.

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-Mary Moo Cow is not a baby show!

-Is, too! It's always the same.

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-Three comes after two, blue and yellow make green, blah, blah.

-Oh!

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-Like Bubonic Bunny isn't always the same?

-It's Bionic Bunny!

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There's trouble and no-one calls Bubonic Bunny. Things get worse.

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He fixes it. Big whoop.

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-Mom, Mom, Mom!

-In the kitchen!

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-Mom!

-DW, I'm...

-How come I have to watch The Dark Bunny?

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Just because Arthur wants to watch it! It bothers me!

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Isn't there something else to do?

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'Goodbye!'

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I'm going to colour - and Mary is NOT a baby show!

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Baby shows start after Mary ends.

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The Love Ducks - yeuch(!)

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-I'm about to change the channel. It's gonna scare you!

-Ah!

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'The Love Ducks.

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'Hello, Love Ducks. It's a fine day.'

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THEY QUACK MUSIC FROM THE OPERA "Carmen"

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This is so weird. I like it!

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'Goodbye, Love Ducks. Goodbye!'

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-Is it over?

-Yeah, it's over.

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-So was it scary or what?

-It was cool.

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Was Dark Bunny great or what?

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Oh, I missed it. DW was watching Mary Moo Cow and...

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Little sisters. They ruin everything. You'll see it today.

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Don't turn on that Dark Bunny until I'm out of the room!

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'Hello, Love Ducks. It's a fine day.'

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Get away!

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-Oh, no!

-Oh, brother(!)

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'Goodbye, Love Ducks. Goodbye!'

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OK, DW, you can come in now.

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The coolest part was when he wrapped himself in his cape!

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-No! When the giant claw grabbed for him!

-Which was cooler?

-Well...

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-DW made you miss it again?

-No.

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-So what was cooler? Cape!

-Claw!

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Um, I don't think I could choose.

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Today I'm definitely gonna watch The Dark Bunny.

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'Goodbye, Love Ducks. Goodbye!'

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-Ah!

-'The Dark Bunny was brought to you by Dark Bunny Toys!'

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Why watch all that scary stuff?

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-You're all jumpy and nervous.

-I am not!

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I missed Dark Bunny cos my baby cousin had to watch Love Ducks!

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That is the babiest baby show of all! They make Mary Moo Cow look smart!

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No, they're kind of fun. The colours are cool and make you feel happy.

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You watch the Love Ducks?

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I, uh...I have a baby sister. Yeah.

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So I've seen it...once...or twice. Because...I have a baby sister.

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Wow! I thought you were saying YOU watched the Love Ducks!

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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Me? That's funny!

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-Do you have the Love Ducks CD?

-Excuse me? Can you speak up?

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The Love Ducks CD. You have one?

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Do we have any copies of the Love Ducks CD for this boy?

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I have a baby sister!

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You'll never escape, Dark Bunny!

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-Think again, Doctorpus!

-Yeah, that's a good part.

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-Arthur, don't you want to play soccer?

-And miss Du...Dark Bunny?

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-We have to watch it every day, right?

-It's only on Saturdays now.

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Right. But I have to go home and help my father...butter toast. Bye!

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ALL QUACKING

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-Arthur!

-Ah!

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Hi. I was watching Love Ducks with my baby sister.

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Oh, no! She's escaped! Kate, where are you?! ..Here she is.

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Arthur! I was just about to change her.

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BOTH: Eeeew! 'Goodbye, Love Ducks. Goodbye!'

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-I just wanted to bring back the math book I borrowed.

-Thanks.

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See you tomorrow. Quack, quack!

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You guys, could you please not say anything about...you know?

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-I didn't say anything.

-Francine?

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What? Oh, OK.

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I won't say anything about you watching Love Ducks every day!

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The Love Ducks?! What did you learn? Where your nose is(?)

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You don't understand! It's not what you think!

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Psst! Quack, quack.

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-Quack.

-You look like you need a double chocolate shake. Or two.

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I don't think I can ever go to school again.

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-Wow! Hold it! What is that?

-Oh...

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That's the Love Ducks.

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-Look at that!

-Come on, Buster.

-What's it sound like?

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QUACKING

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Do we have any copies of the Love Ducks CD?

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I like it!

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You don't blame me because you like a baby show, do you?

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Francine, it's a cool show. I watched it.

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It is the single weirdest thing I ever saw.

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QUACKING MUSIC

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Weird, huh?

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Uh, I've watched it for a year.

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I told you it was cool!

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Not as cool as the one when they quacked The Nutcracker Suite!

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What? Maybe I saw it before. Once.

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Or twice. It's cool, right? So why shouldn't I watch it?

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Once in a while. Sometimes. Every day.

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