Browse content similar to Francine's Split Decision. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!
Line | From | To | |
---|---|---|---|
# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
# Has an original point of view | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
-# And I say, hey! -Hey! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play | 0:00:13 | 0:00:18 | |
# And get along with each other | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Listen to the rhythm of the street | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Open up your eyes and your ears | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
# Get together, make things better By working together | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
-# And I say, hey! -Hey! -What a wonderful kind of day | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
-# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other! -Hey! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:53 | |
# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! # | 0:00:53 | 0:00:59 | |
-Hey, DW! -Hey...! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Whoa! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-Buster, make up your mind already! -Just a second. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
OK - a scoop of tattoo goo, calamari crunch, pretzels and cream | 0:01:13 | 0:01:19 | |
and a scoop of dolce on a sugar comb with jalapenos. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
Have you ever tried to bite off more than you can chew? Buster has. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:30 | |
-How are you gonna eat all that? -First, I lick from south to north. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:36 | |
S-S-Slurp! Mmm...calamari! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-Next, I lick from east to west. S-S-Slurp! -Buster! Look out! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:45 | |
Ice cream down! Quick! I need the paddles! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Stand back! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
This has to be a perfect shot. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
And...clear! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
-You should have been a performing seal. -I picked up extra nuts! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:04 | |
Ugh! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Ah! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
-Francine! -Over here! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
-Sit here. -Hi, guys. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
-How do you feel? -Have you slept OK? Is your tongue coated? -I'm fine! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:26 | |
-What is it? -We just want you to be ready for the bowling tournament. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
Relax! I've been bowling since I could walk. We'll roll over them! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:38 | |
-Wouldn't it be nice to beat Mighty Mountain? -Remember when you two | 0:02:38 | 0:02:43 | |
were having a fight, and Mighty Mountain creamed us at soccer? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
-As I recall, we won that game. -Oh, yeah... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
Well, what about the time it was Friday 13th, | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
and you were superstitious? Mighty Mountain clobbered us at softball. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
-We won that game too. -Oh, yeah... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
What about the highlight tournament? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
-Disaster! -Pulverized! -That won't happen again. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
-We've got the best bowler on our side. -Did you say bowling? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:30 | |
Can I play? Those two-tone shoes are so retro chic! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
-Sorry, Muffy. The team can only have four players. -Oh. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:40 | |
And I was going to get Daddy to have some cool bowling shirts made. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:45 | |
U-Um... | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Maybe you could be our... bowling fashion consultant! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
Goody! But we're going to have to do something about your hair! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:58 | |
It all comes down to this - Fransky has to bowl a strike. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
-The crowd's breathless. -What did I say about bowling in the house? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:08 | |
-Just psyching up for the tournament on Saturday. -You can't go. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:13 | |
-It's your cousin's Bar Mitzvah. -I can't miss the biggest tournament! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:19 | |
It's an important family event. It'll be fun. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
-You'll get to see all your cousins. -But, Mom... | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
The school's counting on me! No-one will notice I'm not there! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:33 | |
You've gotta let me go! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
-What do you mean you can't bowl on Saturday! -I knew it! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
-Her tongue was furry! -No, it's my cousin's Bar Mitzvah. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:45 | |
-What? -It's the Jewish celebration of adulthood. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
-For females, it's called a Bat Mitzvah. -Whatever! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:54 | |
You turn 13, recite some prayers and everyone says you're an adult. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
-Then a boring party. -It's more significant than that. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
You must go back to the beginning of the Jewish people, | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
when Abraham and Sarah begat Isaac, who begat Jacob, | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
-who... -But without Francine, we'll get creamed again! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
I'm sorry, but what can I do? I can't be in two places at once! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:22 | |
Maybe you can... | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
By my calculations, | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
it IS possible to attend the Bar Mitzvah AND bowl, | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
but it requires precision timing. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Step 1 - wear your party dress over your bowling clothes. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:40 | |
Step 2 - Seth becomes an adult no later than 12.30pm. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:47 | |
Step 3 - drink one glass of punch at the party, | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
then - at precisely 12.52pm - sneak out the back door. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
-Step 4 - ride your bike to... -Wait! How does my bike get there? | 0:05:56 | 0:06:01 | |
-On his way, Arthur will leave it for you. -And my bowling shoes. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:07 | |
-How do I get there? -The team fashion consultant. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
Where was I? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
At the part where twin jets come out of Francine's bike... | 0:06:19 | 0:06:24 | |
ALL: Buster! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Step 5 - you beat Mighty Mountain for us. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
-Hooray! -Final step... Return to the party before anyone misses you. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:37 | |
So? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
I like it! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
-Hurry up, Francine! -Almost ready. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Come on. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
JEWISH PRAYERS ARE SUNG | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
HE SINGS IN HEBREW | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
-I didn't know Seth could speak Hebrew. -He can't really, | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
-but he studied this passage for a year, ready for today. -Wow! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:11 | |
THEY CHATTER | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-We've got to get to the party. -Why rush? -I'm starving. Yeah... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
LIVELY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-This is SO cool! -Let's see you groove. Dance with me. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:29 | |
Um... Maybe later. Right now, I have to go to...to the bathroom. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
Oh! Arthur! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Come on, come on...! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
-Yeah! -Where are my bowling shoes? -Oops! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
-Um...at my house? I remembered your bike. -There's no time to argue! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:03 | |
You're 12 minutes, 18 seconds late. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Just go rent a pair. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
-Quick! I need a pair of shoes - size 4. -Sorry... | 0:08:08 | 0:08:13 | |
-All I got is a 10. -Oh! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
-CLUMP! -I'm coming... What's this? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
-You forgot my bowling ball? -No, but as the team's fashion consultant, | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
I thought your ball looked a little shabby, so I got you a new one. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:30 | |
This looks like a toy! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-And my fingers don't fit! -Well, EXCUSE ME! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
-You think I'm happy with your ridiculous combo? -Use mine. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
Just bowl! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Still 35 points behind. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
-It's these shoes - my feet keep slipping out. -We can tape them on. | 0:08:54 | 0:09:00 | |
-I'll find tape. I've got time before my next turn. -Time? I'm late! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:06 | |
I've gotta go! Someone bowl for me! I'll be back! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:11 | |
-Francine, where have you been? -I went outside to get some fresh air. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:19 | |
I was feeling kind of queasy. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Hmm...you ARE a little clammy. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
So, did I miss the overcooked peas and underdone chicken? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:30 | |
Whoa! We're having roast beef? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
-This looks delicious! -If you have an upset stomach, don't eat meat. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:39 | |
-Could you bring plain broth? -Aw! -HER TUMMY RUMBLES | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
OK, I'm here...! What's SHE doing? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
-She had to take your turn. -She'll lose us the tournament! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:54 | |
-That's the worst bowling stance I've seen. -She's been OK. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:59 | |
Here's the tape for your shoes. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Uh! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Aaagh! This is taking FOREVER! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
-Let me take over! -The rules say she has to finish her frame. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:25 | |
Why not go back to the party and return for the final? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:30 | |
MUSIC ENDS | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
-Did I miss the hora? -No, you're just in time. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
HORA MUSIC PLAYS | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-What happened? -Oh... A waiter spilt roast beef on me. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
What a klutz! Do I get to go in the chair, too? I feel much better. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:53 | |
Sure - after Seth and his parents. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
OK, Frankie - your turn! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Shouldn't Katherine go first? She's older. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
I need to clean my dress. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
There! Mighty Mountain, look out! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
-I don't believe it! She got a 7-10 split! -YES! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
THEY CHEER AND WHOOP | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
You mean...it's over? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
I chipped a nail! ALL: Muffy! Muffy! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
-So, where were you this time? -Uh...at the punch bowl. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:45 | |
I thought your nose grew when you lie, but it's your BOWLING SHOES! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:52 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
-After this, I've got to mop the kitchen floor. -Harsh. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
I guess they were upset you missed part of the Bar Mitzvah. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
So am I. I missed a really great party for that stupid tournament. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:09 | |
There's another party coming up. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
-Whose? -Yours. If you start preparing now, | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
you'll be ready for your Bah Mitzvah in five years, 93 days, | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
270 minutes and 48 seconds... 47 seconds, 46 seconds, 45 sec... | 0:12:20 | 0:12:26 | |
Subtitles by Karin Anderson BBC Broadcast 2003 | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
E-mail us at [email protected] | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 |