Pennod 14 Bach a Mawr

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-# It doesn't matter

-if you're tiny or tall

-# It doesn't matter

-if you're big or small

-# If you want to have fun,

-it doesn't matter at all

-# You've got it, Mawr!

-# You've got it, Mawr!

-

-# Thank you, Bach!

-# Skipping, flipping,

-climbing up a rope

-# Hiding, riding,

-sliding down a slope

-# Skating on an ice cube,

-swinging on a star

-# It makes no difference

-what size you are

-# If you want to have fun

-it doesn't matter at all

-# Here we are,

-we're Bach and Mawr #

-Hey, Mawr? Are you ready?

-We're going on a picnic.

-Remember? I'm ready. Are you ready?

-I'm not ready.

-I'm not ready.

-

-I'll wait.

-Are you ready now?

-Are you ready now?

-

-I'm almost ready.

-I need to switch

-the good luck machine off.

-This is my good luck machine, Bach.

-It makes good luck. Look.

-Ta-da.

-Interesting, Mawr.

-I'm going to make some sandwiches.

-That screw might need to be

-less screwy.

-What's your favourite sandwich?

-Mine is pickle and jam.

-Pickle and jam, jam and pickle.

-Pickle and more pickle.

-More jam.

-OK, who put an empty pot of pickle

-in the fridge?

-You.

-You.

-

-Never mind.

-Let's see.

-Jam sandwiches it is then.

-Jam, jam, let's jam.

-I hope you like jam.

-Mawr, have you eaten all the jam?

-You painted your face with it.

-You painted your face with it.

-

-Oh!

-Why did you let me do that, Mawr?

-We don't have any jam

-for the picnic.

-Is it raining?

-I don't believe it.

-Hey, Mawr.

-Hey, Mawr.

-You know the sandwiches

-I was trying to make?

-There was no jam or pickle.

-Then, the breakfast attacked me.

-Now it's raining.

-Can you believe it?

-It sounds as if you're having

-a run of bad luck.

-D'you think so?

-Hands up if you've had

-worse luck than this.

-I thought so.

-If there was a competition

-for the worst luck ever...

-..I'd come last.

-That's how unlucky I am.

-Aw!

-Hey, Mawr. Are you sure

-that's a good luck machine?

-You might have made

-a bad luck machine.

-Of course it's a good luck machine.

-In a bad luck machine, the wind

-pipes would blow the other way.

-Do you see this whatchamacallit?

-You'd never have one of those

-on a bad luck machine.

-This is definitely

-a good luck machine.

-If I could only make it work.

-Can we still go for a picnic...

-..even though we don't have food

-and it's raining?

-Of course we can.

-Let me try this once more

-and then we'll go.

-Bach, be careful.

-Oh, Bach. Bach?

-Look where you're going, Bach.

-See?

-Your machine is producing bad luck.

-There's usually a perfectly

-reasonable explanation for bad luck.

-That was all your fault.

-You weren't careful.

-Me? Not careful?

-That was all down to your machine.

-It's unlucky.

-We have to get rid of it.

-What? I can't do that.

-I've been working on it all morning.

-It doesn't produce bad luck.

-I just have to turn a little screw,

-or something.

-OK. If someone's looking for me,

-I'll be in the shed.

-I can't wait here.

-The house isn't safe.

-Bach? Bach?

-What?

-I know you think

-the machine brought you bad luck...

-..but I'll fix it

-and it'll be great.

-Mawr,

-I don't want to see it ever again.

-I'm going to stay here

-where it's safe...

-..until you bury it

-in the sand bin.

-We don't have a sand bin.

-We don't have a sand bin.

-

-We'd better get one. Right away.

-I'm OK.

-I'm OK.

-

-Good.

-I don't know. Bach thinks my machine

-brought him bad luck.

-I disagree.

-What's more important -

-friends or machines?

-Yes, you're right.

-Friends.

-OK. I'll have to get rid

-of the machine.

-# Bye-bye, dear machine, bye-bye

-# Bye-bye, dear machine, bye-bye

-# Goodbye, dear old friend

-# It's finished, the end

-# Farewell, my old friend,

-I'll miss you

-# You're just a machine

-so I won't make a scene

-# But if you had a face,

-I would kiss you

-# Bye-bye, dear machine, bye-bye

-# Bye-bye, dear machine, bye-bye

-# Do we have to part?

-It breaks my poor heart

-# I'd love you to stay

-but it's ended

-# I know you must go,

-let's face it, we know

-# My good luck machine

-can't be mended

-# Bye-bye, dear machine, bye-bye

-# Bye-bye, dear machine, bye-bye #

-It works.

-The good luck machine works.

-I'll have to tell Bach.

-Bach, Bach, Bach,

-something incredible has happened.

-If your sentence doesn't include

-the words 'good luck machine'...

-..'bury' and 'sand bin',

-I don't want to know.

-Oh, well. There we go then.

-There you go. The bin men

-don't call until tomorrow.

-I'll come and see you later.

-The plan is to stand still forever.

-Then I won't have any more bad luck.

-My foot's itching.

-I have to scratch it.

-What's that?

-Look at this. Look.

-The emergency pickles pot.

-Wow. I forgot all about it.

-Hey. That's a stroke of luck.

-Has Mawr dumped the machine?

-Hey, Mawr. Mawr, Mawr, Mawr!

-Look - the pickles. The pickles.

-That's a stroke of luck.

-The rain's stopped.

-We can go for a picnic now.

-That's two examples of good luck.

-Did you dump the machine?

-Yes. I did.

-Where did you find a sand bin

-big enough?

-It's not in a sand bin.

-I put it out with the rubbish.

-Even though I'd fixed it.

-It's working?

-Yes.

-Do you think that's why

-my luck has changed?

-OK, we can keep it.

-Seriously?

-On one condition.

-If it breaks again,

-if I have more bad luck...

-..we'll bury it in the sand bin.

-Agreed?

-Oh...!

-That piece of bad luck.

-That might have been my fault.

-A little bit of your fault...

-..but mostly, my fault.

-Well, half and half, to be honest.

-Half your fault

-and half the floor's fault.

-What a stupid place to put a floor.

-Half your fault, half the floor's

-fault and the rest was my fault.

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