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98...99...100!

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Here I come, ready or not! Where's Nev?

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Here I am!

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OK. Now...

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I can't see, but I can smell.

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Your stinky feet...

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are very close by.

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OK, they were.

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HE SNIFFS

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All right, where's Nev?

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-Here I am!

-Ooh, you're good at this.

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Can't catch me!

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Wanna bet?

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Na-na-na-na-na!

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Now you've done it.

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Gotcha!

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You've put a bit of weight on since we last played this! ..Nev?

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Where's all the fur gone from your face?

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Nev! You've gone bald!

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Oh!

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It's you! Funny story.

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I thought you were him.

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And I went to, you know... I'm sorry, Mr Prank.

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Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

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A-tchoo!

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Not to worry, sir. I'm...

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I'm delighted you and the lovely little b-b-bear are playing.

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I've a special treat for you. I've brought your favourite playmate,

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my nephew, Bouncer Boy.

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NEV GULPS All right, worms?

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Isn't he a treasure, eh?

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I have to shoot off to find out what happened to a delivery of ice cream.

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-You don't mind keeping him entertained?

-No, actually...

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OK. Goodbye! Thank you very much.

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Got any sweets?

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MIAOW

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GULPS AGAIN

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98...

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99...100.

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Coming, ready or not!

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He's behind the chair.

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GROWLING AND HISSING

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Steady on! Steady on! Get back. Get back!

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Hang on a second. Bouncer, are you sure you won't play?

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Nah. It's rubbish!

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Did I mention that the winner gets a load of sweets?

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Eh?

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I'm it! Go!

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Sixty...

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seventy...

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eighty...ninety...99...100!

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BANDIT GROWLS

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Bandit, they can't have gone far. Do your stuff.

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I need those sweets. I'm starving.

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They must be hiding outside!

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Cheaters!

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I'm gonna demand extra sweets for this!

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Oh, Nev, I never thought he was gonna leave!

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-Hear, hear!

-Oh, and look at the state of the flat!

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-He's not gonna tidy that up, is he?

-No way, Jose!

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Let's go and see where he's gone.

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What's that?

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I don't know, mate.

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There's no name or address on it.

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I wonder who it belongs to?

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Eh?

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What?! How did that happen?

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Confused!

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"Property of the Great Marvelino,

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"magician extraordinaire."

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But there's no phone number, so we can't let him know his case is here.

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Spooky.

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-Right! Come out now!

-Bouncer Boy is coming back!

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Hurry!

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Oh, no, Nev, it's not going up!

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Quick! Find somewhere else to hide!

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Wait for me! Barney!

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Barney!

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DOOR SHAKES

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Right! I'm sick of this!

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Come out now!

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Come on, little bear!

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I know you're in here.

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NEV'S TEETH CHATTER

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There's enough sweets for us to share.

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BANDIT MIAOWS

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Ooh, what's this?

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MIAOWING

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Are you in there?

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Nope.

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Barney!

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Gotcha! Now, where's my sweets?

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Barney!

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Has he got 'em? Has he eaten 'em?

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Barney! Box! Magic!

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-Give me that!

-Grrr!

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This isn't any kind of magic wand.

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Then, again...

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-MIAOW

-Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

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Cool!

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I want you to become a chocolate cake.

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Chocolate cake-o, presto!

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Well, it's a little bit closer.

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Barney! Barney!

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Calm down, bear! I'm trying to do something really important.

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Barney, box, wham-o, gone!

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WHIMPERS

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MIAOWING

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What's that, Bandit? You think the bear's trying to tell us

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that Barney hid in the box and disappeared?

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Hear, hear!

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It's his own fault. Well, that's very tough, Bandit.

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Tough, but fair.

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-Grrrr!

-HISS

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Now, now, you two!

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Calm down!

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I might bring Barney back later, if I feel like it.

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SIGHS

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I bet he wished he wasn't so good at hiding now!

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh.

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-Nev?

-Barney! Barney!

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Hi, mate. I'm OK, but I think I got magicked off somewhere.

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Oops! Love you, Barney!

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Love you too, mate. You've got to get the wand and bring me back.

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-Bouncer Belly!

-Oh, no, he's got it? You have to get it back off him.

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-Get Keith to help you if you need to.

-Aye, aye, Captain!

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Nev, hurry up, will you? It's boring in here!

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Look, matey, I don't know where you came from, but you can't stay here.

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I pay rent, you see. Well, I don't, actually, but I was here first!

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And so were my squealers.

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SQUEAKING

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Oh, all right, then. You can stay for a bit.

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But no more parties. I know what you rabbits are like!

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PANTING

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Keith! Keith, quick!

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Nev, slow down, buddy!

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Meet my new room-mate, Floppy.

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Barney gone! Fwightened!

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How?!

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-Bouncer Belly. Magic.

-Really?

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Crikey! Well,

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whatever your plan is, count me in! Floppy, you stay here.

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This is a bear thing.

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For the last time, Bandit, I'm not gonna turn you into a real cat.

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You'd just run away, like all my other pets.

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-Ssh! Ssh!

-Right,

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what's the plan again, Nevvy?

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You'll distract Bouncer Boy with your...

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-LAUGHTER

-Shh!

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-Ssh! Ssh! Ssh!

-Yeah.

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And while you're distracting him, I'll grab the wand. Yeah.

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Gotcha, buddy!

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-Hello, Bouncer Belly!

-What do you want, bear?

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Better not be about boring old Barney again!

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A-hem! Feeling groovy!

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UP-TEMPO LATIN MUSIC

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That's it! Entertain me!

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Oh! Ah!

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Ooh! Ah!

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-Aghh!

-Oh!

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Hey, where did you go?

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I was enjoying that!

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Keith?

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Keith?

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Nev!

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Nev! Over here, mate!

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-Aghh!

-It's me, buddy! I've been magicked into a cushion.

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-Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

-You can say that again!

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

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Listen, buddy. I need help. And quickly. Try Beatrice.

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Beetroot! Yeah, yeah!

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Nev, what have you been up to?

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If I find out you're trying to steal my wand,

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I'll be very, very cross!

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Bring back Barney!

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MIAOW

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The only way Barney will be brought back is if you'll be my slave.

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No way, Jose!

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BLOWS RASPBERRY

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Go easy!

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MIAOW

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Well, at least I found a cushion for this seat.

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It's well uncomfortable.

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Oh, no!

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FARTING SOUND

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Crikey, mate, what have you been eating?

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Who said that?

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PANTING

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Beetroot! Beetroot!

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Beetroot!

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Nev, can you hang on for a second?

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N-N-No! Barney gone! Keith cushion! Quick! Quick!

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OK, Nev, just calm down.

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Whatever's wrong, we'll sort it out. Explain to me in a second.

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-But...

-Let me turn the cooker off. I'm doing a project for college.

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EXPLOSION

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Never mind!

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What's the problem, Nev?

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Right!

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-Stop whatever it is you're doing.

-Beatrice, why are you here?

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Don't give me that, monster! Nev told me what you've been up to.

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Hear, hear!

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Bring back Barney this instant and clean up this mess!

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Hear, hear!

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Well, it's a tempting offer...

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but ha!

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-Beetroot!

-That was a good one!

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Get off me! Get off!

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Phew!

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Well...

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Looks like it's just you and me.

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Now, are you going to be my friend and do exactly what I tell you to?

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Yeah, yeah!

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Get off!

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Oh!

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This is the life!

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Yucky!

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Hello?

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Aghh!

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Are you OK, Unc?

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-#

-What's just happened to me? Won't someone please explain?

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-#

-I feel like I should sing and dance, which is an awful shame

-#

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Nev had this magic wand.

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He zapped you and made all this mess

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and he even magicked busybody Barney away.

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-But I got it off him.

-N-N-N-No!

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-#

-I'll get you for this, bear

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-#

-Just see if I don't

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-#

-And if I stop dancing

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-#

-I'll grab you by the throat

-#

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NEV GULPS

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I'm feeling thirsty, Nev.

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Why don't you get me something fizzy?

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SIGHS

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Barney, Beatrice and Keith are all in trouble.

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What are you going to do?

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Get Bouncer Boy!

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Or you could politely appeal to his good side.

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What good side?!

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Fair point. Squirt him!

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Doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo-do-do.

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MIAOW

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That's more like it, bear.

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Now get back down there and finish my feet!

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Aghh! Aghh! Aghh!

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Wet!

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I'm gonna get you, bear!

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Prepare to be magicked!

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Ouch!

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Phew! I thought I was gonna be stuck under that smelly bum for ever!

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-#

-Go and get him, nephew

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-#

-Get that meddling bear

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-#

-It's his fault I'm dancing in my sweaty underwear

-#

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You're for it, bear!

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TOILET FLUSHES

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-What happened?

-Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

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-#

-Oh, no, my poor dear nephew

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-#

-What are you going to do?

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-#

-Your magic wand rebounded

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-#

-And now you are a loo!

-#

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Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

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-#

-Now, calm down, kind, sweet Neville,

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-#

-And do not lose your temper

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-#

-You're trying to get your Barney back

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-#

-And that you must remember

-#

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Help Barney!

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'Hey, Unc, help!

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'Give me back my wand, bear, or I'll...'

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TOILET FLUSHES

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Magic, please!

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

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DRUM ROLL

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Magic, please!

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It is I, the great Marvelino!

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COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING

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Sorry about this, little bear. I'll change to less smokey explosions.

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Ah!

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I see you have my wand.

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Oh, so this is where the delivery company sent my trunk.

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And all I got was some not very nice ice cream.

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-HE RAPS

-Hey, hey, watch what you say.

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-Hmm...

-Now, little bear, this is very important.

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Has my wand been used by anybody?

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Er...

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Hmm...

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I'll take that as a yes!

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-#

-You, sir, are about to get

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-#

-A large piece of my mind

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-#

-It's because of you that he's a loo

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-#

-And I sing all the time!

-#

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Well, that's enough from him.

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Now, to sort out who is good and who is bad news in this situation,

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I need my wickedometer!

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Oh!

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Yes.

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It detects levels of wickedness

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so I can see who is responsible for this fiasco.

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WICKEDOMETER BLEEPS

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NEV GASPS

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You're not wicked, but you are naughty... Hang on.

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..but nice!

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Phewee!

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HIGH-PITCHED BLEEPS Yes, as I thought.

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Naughty, naughty. Dastardly!

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He can stay frozen for a while longer.

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-SQUELCHY KISS

-Love you!

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WICKEDOMETER BLEEPS

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Let me out of here this instant

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-or, so help me, I will take that wand and I will...

-Yes?

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Oh! Um, sorry.

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I got a bit excited. I don't like small spaces.

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Thank you very much!

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You're welcome, m'lady.

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Now, who else?

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Psst! Psst!

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WHISPERS

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Hey! Who's holding up the line?

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It's OK. Those two just can't see or hear anything for the moment.

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Thank you. Those two don't know that Keith lives here.

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BLEEPING

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This one seems to be a very naughty boy.

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Nah, I'm misunderstood. I'm lovely once you get to know me.

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Hear, hear!

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Well, if your little blue friend says you're OK...

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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Good enough for me!

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Oh, whackadoo! Thanks, Nev!

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No problemo!

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Quick, hide before you get seen.

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I'm outta here! Later, dudes!

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-Hey, what just happened?

-If I were you, I'd be more worried about what's about to happen!

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BLEEPING

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BLEEPER GOES MAD

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Is that a good sound?

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Aghh! No, it is not!

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My word, you are bad news. The most horrid little boy I've ever encountered.

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Rubbish! I'm lovely, me. Ask anybody.

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Yes, well. I think that's everything.

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No, no, no, no!

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What?

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Barney, help!

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Somebody else is missing, my little blue friend?

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Hear, hear!

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Wow!

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Barney!

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Nev! Hey, well done, mate. You've magicked me back home.

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No problemo! Love you, Barney!

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Oh, isn't that lovely!

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Now, I really must be going.

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Hey! What about me?

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Ah, yes. What to do with the two trouble-makers.

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-#

-Something went all weird

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-#

-Something went all wrong

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-#

-All the world just froze while I was in my song

-#

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# You and he are bullies and deserve all you shall get

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# You, sir, shall be gone and take this spoiled toilet! #

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Now, kind folks, farewell and thank you.

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You've been a wonderful audience.

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I seem to be getting a little low on magic. Could you call me a taxi?

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TOILET FLUSHES

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'Hey, what about me?

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'Unc, help!'

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Here we go.

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-Popcorn? Yes, please!

-Yum-yum!

-Popcorn!

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Now, eat it slowly.

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Those two are still out there, you know.

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:19:420:19:43

How long did Marvelino say it would take to wear off?

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Another couple of hours.

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It's times like these you learn "loo" your friends are!

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-Ah, Barney!

-Barney!

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Ah, well, Nev. That was another exciting day, wasn't it?

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-Hear, hear!

-It'll be a while before Bouncer Boy touches things he doesn't understand.

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-Too right, bro.

-How are you feeling?

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-Sleepy.

-Sleepy.

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Here's Snuggly Ducky-Duck-Duck.

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Get some well-earned rest, mate.

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I'm exhausted, too.

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I think I'm still having some side-effects from all the magic.

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