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WOMAN WHISTLES

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Ooh, morning, Mr Barney.

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-Hi, Postie.

-I've got a very special delivery for you today.

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-Sorry - an emergency spring clean - Beatrice is coming.

-Arh!

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# Doo-do-do do do-do do-do

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# Doo-do-do do do-do

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# Doo-do-do do do-do. #

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-Hello, Barney.

-Hello, mate.

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Wow, Nev...

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-this room looks sort of clean!

-Yeah-yeah!

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Don't forget, Beatrice is due at ten o'clock - any second now.

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Too right.

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Mate, the kitchen looks spotless. Even the oven looks clean.

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Hard to believe Beatrice broke hers, must be all that cooking she does.

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-RATTLING

-Hello?!

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-Wow, Crazy Keith!

-G'day, mate.

-Why are you upside down?

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Well, I had kind of a big breakfast.

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CRAZY KEITH SNIFFS

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Ha-ha-ha!

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And now I'm sort of stuck.

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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-Say, if you give me a pull I'll be out and on my way.

-OK. Ready?

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Yeah. Three, two, one...

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THEY GRUNT

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You're really stuck. Oof...

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Keep pulling, mate.

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Nearly there.

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-Argh... Oh, let's have another go.

-All right.

-Hmph!

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Argh!

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It's no good - you are jammed in there.

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-KNOCKING AT DOOR

-That's Beatrice.

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-Beetroot!

-Keith, sorry, you've got to stay in there.

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No worries, buddy.

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Oh...Barney, Barney!

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Look!

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Tidy the tea towel away so the kitchen's perfect.

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-Beatrice won't notice.

-If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well.

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If a job's worth doing it's worth doing well(!)

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Hmm... Mmm.

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Gngh. Oh. Oh...

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-Hi, Barney.

-Hi, Barney! I've got...

-Not now, Postie.

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Oh...

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-Hi, Barney, thanks for letting me use your cooker.

-No problem at all.

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THUD! TINKLE!

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BARNEY GROANS

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Where'd he go?

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< STRETCHING CREAK

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-<

-Oh... Oh...

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< STRETCHING CREAK

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< RIP! CLUNK! CLATTER!

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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I feel bad leaving this mess. I gave that oven a good clean.

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Don't worry, Nev and I'll take care of it.

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-Yeah-yeah!

-Go or you'll be late for work.

-Thanks, Beatrice.

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Honestly, you boys are so messy!

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-OK then, see you in a bit.

-Bye.

-Love you, Barney.

-Love you too, mate.

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Ah, Barney, finally!

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-Hi, Postie.

-I've got a special delivery for you.

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I'm in a rush. Can you give it to Nev?

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But it's a Pirate-o-gram addressed for you!

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Harr-harr, me hearty Barney!

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Oh...well, that's not weird at all(!)

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Can you give it to Nev? I've got to go.

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He'll look after you. Nev?

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Right, pirate, up you get. I've other deliveries to make.

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Come on. Up you... Oof!

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Are you all right?

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Ah, Nev, can you sign here for me, please?

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-Finished?

-Mm-hm.

-Thank you!

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In you go, sir.

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Aw, Nev!

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Ha!

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I'm Pirate-o-gram Doug and I've sailed the seven seas,

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I don't do that much now on account of my dodgy knee. Arrr!

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OK, and, um, why are you here?

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Uncle Rupert sent me to deliver these rhymes

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and guide ye to the treasure that you've to find.

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Treasure? What treasure?!

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BOTH: A banana?!

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Sorry, that's my lunch!

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What's that?

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This CD has the answer, the all-important clue -

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listen closely it'll tell ye what to do.

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Oh...

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Oh, gosh, I'd better start cooking. Nev, I'll listen from over here.

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Lovely.

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CD: 'Arrr, Barney my boy, it's Uncle Rupert here.'

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-Hello.

-'Hope you're keeping well. I've sent you my friend,

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'Pirate-o-gram Doug, here

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'to deliver you some very important information. Did he arrive OK?'

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-Arr.

-Yeah-yeah!

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'I'll soon give you the first clue to find some treasure

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'I've hidden in the flat. Feeling lucky?'

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-Too right, bro.

-'Ah, fingers crossed then,

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'because it's vitally important for your future that you find it.

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'This amulet will help you.

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'Doug? DOUG?

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'If you'd be so kind.'

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-Oh, sparkly.

-'Yes, it is very sparkly

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'and it's key to finding the treasure.

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-'Don't let it fall into the wrong hands.'

-No way, Jose!

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'Let's get started, my boy, and remember - it's finders keepers,

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'losers weepers!

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'Your first clue is coming up next on this CD.'

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Uh, quick!

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Well, well, well!

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Treasure in the flat, eh?

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Ooh, it could be money, or jewels...

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..or the deeds to these apartments! Heh-heh-heh!

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No more Mr Caretaker for me!

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I could own the whole building -

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finally be my own boss!

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Nyah-ha-ha-ha-ha! And get rid of that...BEAR!

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MANIACAL LAUGHTER

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Finders keepers, losers...weepers. Heh-heh!

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BOO!

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Argh! Atchoo! Ow!

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Oh...I've poked myself in the eye!

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PHWRRR-T!

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I'll get you for this...BEAR!

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'The amulet will help. It's key to finding the treasure.

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'The amulet-t-t. The amu-amu-amu... The amulet wilt-wilt-wilt...'

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ELECTRONIC BUZZ

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'Right, here is your first clue.'

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Arr, that got it.

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The CD-player's temperamental. It's cued up for clue number one.

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-Tiptoperoo!

-How many clues are there?

-There be three.

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-Can I see the amulet?

-Yeah-yeah.

-Thank you.

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Oh, look at that.

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Wow!

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You take good care of it, little bear, I must be off now.

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I'll leave you to listen to the first of your clues.

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-Here's a pirate gift for luck.

-Groovy! Love you, Pirate Doug.

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-Don't mention it. Fare thee well, kind maiden.

-Are you off?

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Indeed I am. Who knows when I'll be back these ways again?

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I goes wherever the wind blows me...

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and the sea carries me.

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Anchors aweigh!

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CREAK!

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Garrr, sorry to bother ye.

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Could you tell me the way to the bus stop?

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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'Right, here is your first clue.

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'I have a face, I have the time,

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'shake my hand, I've your next rhyme.'

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More please!

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-'That's all there is.'

-Wha...?

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'Best of luck with it. Cheerio.'

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Confused.

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'I have a face, I have the time...

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'shake my hand, I've your next rhyme.'

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-QUACK!

-Oh, snuggly Ducky-Duck-Duck!

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'I have a face, I have the time,

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'shake my hand, I've your next rhyme.'

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Ooh!

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CUCKOO! CUCKOO!

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CUCKOO!

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Yeah-yeah! Beetroot, look!

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Yes, another clue, Nev, well done. We're going to find that treasure,

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-I know it!

-Groovy!

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Oh, drat!

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Grrr, that little blue nuisance

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has already solved the first clue and found the next CD.

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Yeah...I've got to get Beatrice out of the way

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so I can deal with the...BEAR and find the treasure for myself.

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Yeah. Come on, think.

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Think! THINK!

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Oof!

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Got it! Heh-heh!

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CRAZY KEITH SNORES

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How can anyone sleep like that?!

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Beatrice?

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Beatrice, here, listen... you'd better come quick.

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-Mr Plank, lovely to see you.

-The man's here to fix your cooker.

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I'm busy cooking. Can't you just let him in my flat?

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Eh? Oh...

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no, no, no! He says he wants to see YOU right now

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-or he's going to leave.

-OK, I'll be quick, Nev.

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-OK, Beetroot.

-Hurry up, he's leaving. Hurrr.

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-Where is he?

-He's inside looking at the cooker.

-Oh, great.

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Go and have a look.

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MR PLANK CHUCKLES

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Hello, Mr Repairman? >

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Hello, Mr Repairman? >

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Hello? >

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I'm a genius! Heh-heh-heh!

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Mr Plank, I can't find that repairman.

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He's in there somewhere. Keep looking.

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What's that banging noise?

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Banging noise? What banging noise?!

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How come I can't open my door?

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Can't you?!

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-Oh.

-Let me out! BANGING ON DOOR

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Oh, hang on. Hang on. There must be a...

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Oh, there must be something wrong with your door.

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I'll go and get me toolkit and sort you out right away! Hah!

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Oh, Mr Plank, you've done it again!

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Hah-hah-hah! Soon that treasure will be yours. Ow!

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Argh! Oh, me foot! Argh, me foot.

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'Congratulations, you found the second clue.'

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Yeah-yeah. Zippediyeah!

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'I'm afraid this one is tougher than the last one.'

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Hmm...? Can't scare me!

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'Here we go. Clue number two.

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'I see faraway but I am close at hand...

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'give me a spin and the next clue will land.'

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-Confused.

-That clue...

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-is the least of your problems...

-Wha...?

-..BEAR.

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Aaa...fumph!

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NEV SCREAMS

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Beetroot! Beetroot!

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-Help!

-There's no Beatrice to help you out now, BEAR!

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So...give me the amulet or...

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or the duck gets it...

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BEAR!

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-Whoo...

-Oh!

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THUMP! QUACK!

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Hurrrr...

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BEA-EA-EARRR!

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OK, OK.

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Ah-har-harrrr! Ah-har-har-harrrr!

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Har-harrr! Now, at last, the treasure is mine!

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Ha-har-har-harrr! Har-harrr!

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-QUACK!

-Ducky! Oh...

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Har-har-harrr! Now then, har-har-harrr, let's see.

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'Clue number two.

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'I see faraway but I am close at hand...

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'..give me a spin and the next clue will land.'

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Yeah. Right.

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Right. Well, that shouldn't be too difficult.

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Just need to apply a bit of brain power.

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PHHWRRT!

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-KEITH SNORES

-Keith! Crazy Keith! Help! Help!

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Oh, crikey, Nev, I was having the weirdest dream -

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I was upside down in a hole.

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You were on a treasure hunt, there was a pirate...

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Wait a sec! I AM stuck upside down in a hole! It wasn't a dream!

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No, no, no, NO!

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Wow, where's your amulet gone?

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Angry Pants, big meanie!

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He stole it? So what are you doing down here?

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Feel icky.

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Hey, Nev, this is no time to go soft!

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-Show him who's the baddest bear in town!

-Yeah-yeah! It's me!

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-Too right! You've got to get up there and fight!

-ROAR!

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Ha-ha! Hey, no! Not yet! I meant after you'd pulled me out!

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-Oh, wackadoo!

-KEITH GRUNTS

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Arrrr, this clue is CLEARLY wrong.

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Eurrrr...get out of the way.

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Oh...

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maybe this amulet thing can help?

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Nah, that's useless too!

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Oh, where is it...? Oh...

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Oh, no! Oh, no...

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mustn't break that - that's Uncle Rupert's!

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Aha, of course!

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I see faraway but I'm close at hand.

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I give it a spin and the next clue will land!

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Ha-ha-ha.

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CLUNK!

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What the...?

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-On guard!

-Oh...

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Arrr!

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Arrr!

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THEY GROWL

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-Cootchy, cootchy...

-PLANK TITTERS

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Nyah nyah n-nyah nyah!

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Come back!

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THEY GASP WITH EFFORT

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Hang on, bear.

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Heurrr!

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-Yarrr...

-Argh!

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BWOING!

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-Har-har-harrr!

-NEV PANTS

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I've got you now...bear.

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-Mwah!

-Whargh!

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THEY GROAN

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Give me that amulet, you little blue...

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delightful, cuddly scamp. Ha-ha.

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What on earth is going on here?!

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Barney!

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Mr Barney sir, may I say how well you're looking.

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Nev, what's all this? What have you done to your eye and your leg?

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Oh, nothing, sir.

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-Me and darling little Nev were just playing treasure hunt.

-PHWRRT!

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Well, did you find the treasure, Nev?

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No. Clue. CD. Pocket. Mr Angry Pants.

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Eh?

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Oh! Oh, yeah.

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Oh! Oh, look. Yeah, I forgot I had it.

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Oh, wow. Clues on a CD. Cool!

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-Nah-nah-nah-nah.

-Grr...Bear!

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'Congratulations. You found the final CD. Here's your clue.

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'I've always been behind you

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'so look behind me

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'and there you'll find what it is that you seek.

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-'Enjoy the treasure.'

-That's easy.

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-Well, it is to me.

-Oh.

-Nev, who's always been behind me?

-Me.

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-No, before you were born.

-Uncle Rup.

-Exactly, my favourite uncle.

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So when he says "look behind me",

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that means the treasure is behind this picture.

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Envelope.

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Let's see what it is.

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Is it money?

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The ownership of the flats?

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"Dear Barney, never forget the two most important things in life -

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-"friends and a sense of adventure."

-Friends?

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-"Your loving Uncle Rupert." Aw, that's nice.

-Yeah, yeah!

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-Is that it?

-Yeah. Uncle Rupert loves a good practical joke.

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-He's a funny guy.

-Oh, yes, sir, yes. Hilarious(!) Well, I'd better go.

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Um...

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-after you've cleared this mess up.

-Sorry?

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Oh, yes, of course, sir, yes. Clear the mess up.

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Where did Beatrice go?

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Oh.

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-Oh, lovely.

-Yummy!

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RATTLING

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-Oh! Finally, I'm free!

-Well done.

-PHWRR-RRT!

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-Oh, poo-ey!

-Oh, sorry about that, guys.

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Mind you, the pizza smells good.

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-I hope it tastes OK.

-It will. Tuck in, everyone.

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-Yeah!

-Easy, Keith.

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-Remember what happened to your waistline last time.

-Dead right.

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Good call, buddy.

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KEITH SNUFFLES

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Beatrice, I know you've had a hard day

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with locking yourself in your flat and failing that assignment,

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so me and Nev would like to give you something.

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Oh. KEITH BURPS

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Oh, Barney, the lucky amulet.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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Yeah, it's probably cheap rubbish and it's quite ugly as well

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-and it doesn't go with that outfit and it'll probably break.

-Oh, dear!

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Well, I love it.

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Hey, wouldn't it be good if there really was a big treasure chest?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Nev, if we won a big massive treasure,

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-what would you spend your share on?

-Socks.

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Just socks?

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Eh...duckies.

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Socks and duckies. Well, it's your money, I suppose.

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Do you know what I'd spend it on?

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I'd buy Beatrice a lovely present,

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-all pink and fluffy and beautiful just like she is.

-Oh, I feel icky.

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Ha-harr, landlubbers. Ha-ha-harr.

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Ha-harr. Give me your treasure or...

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Mr Cuddly-Wuddly walks the plank.

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Ha-harr.

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-Not Mr Cuddly-Wuddly!

-Oh-harr-oh-harr.

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-Nev, let's do it.

-Aye-aye, Captain.

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Oh! Agh! Careful.

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We're an endangered species.

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