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BELL DINGS

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Off on holiday tomorrow, Nev. I'm so excited.

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Spent a fortune in the shops.

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Swimming trunks, suntan lotion... But I think I forgot something.

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What've I forgotten, Nev?

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Nev? Nev!

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BRAKES SCREECH

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Nev!

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I'm sorry for leaving you behind in the shops, Nev.

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-Love you, Barney!

-Cheers, mate. Tomorrow, on that sunny beach,

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-the ice creams are on me.

-Yeah-yeah!

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We got sun, swimming, sand,

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-then we're going to the mountains to see gorillas. Amazing.

-Yeah-yeah!

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-MONKEY CHATTER

-Nev, stop monkeying around.

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-Hah! Monkeying around!

-Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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-Here we go. You're as safe as can be, to swim in the sea.

-Groovy!

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And don't worry, there are no sharks where we're going.

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-Can't scare me!

-WATER SPLASHING

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HE GASPS

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Hmmm? Err...

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HE SCREAMS G'day!

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Keith! You nearly scared me...Nev half to death!

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-Fwitened!

-Oh, sorry, buddy!

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HE FARTS I came to show you my shark hat.

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I just found it. And...

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SHEEP BAAS ..my CD of special effects noises.

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-COCKEREL CROWS We can take them on holiday.

-You can't come, sorry.

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-You're not even supposed to be in this country.

-Oh, shucks.

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KEITH SOBS I guess...

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I guess you're right.

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-HORN

-That's a really good CD.

-Yeah, it's got everything on it.

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-DOORBELL

-Particularly good doorbell noise!

-Ding dong!

-Er...

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-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Wow, that was realistic!

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Knock, knock!

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-Mr Barney, sir!

-Amazing! How does it know my name?

-Mr Barney, sir!

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-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Mr Barney! It's me,

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-Mr Prank.

-Angry Pants!

-Ah-ha!

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Of course, I'm coming! Keith, better get out of the way.

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-Quick, hide!

-CRASH

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Good evening, Mr Barney, sir.

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Your chauffeur reporting for duty.

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You've gone to a lot of effort, just to drive us to the airport.

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Least I can do, to get you two out of here. I mean...

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-to get you two there. On time. Excuse me.

-Oh, thanks.

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Right, shall we get going then, sir?

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Well, the flight doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon.

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You can never leave too early. Traffic's a nightmare.

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-We haven't packed...

-Tell me what you want,

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and I'll send the stuff on.

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-But we'll be at the airport for 17 hours.

-At the front of the queue!

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Boring!

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All the same, we'll stick to the original plan.

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-We'll leave at ten o'clock in the morning.

-Right.

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-No, no, you're right.

-See you in the morning! Thanks!

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Don't mention it. And I'll take very good care of the place.

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CACKLES LOUDLY

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Woah! What a cheerful bloke. Weird, but cheerful. Eh, Nev?

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Angry Pants!

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-PHONE RINGS

-Oh!

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Prank's Ice Creams, ice cream maker to the stars.

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Er...yes, yes...yes.

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My storage facility is available from ten o'clock in the morning,

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deliver the ice cream then. And don't be late!

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Oh, yes...

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Two whole weeks of extra storage space

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to get my ice cream business up and running.

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And no blue...bear, to mess it up.

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-Come on, Nev, we've got to pack.

-Aye, aye, Captain!

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-Let's make it a race to see who gets packed first.

-Go!

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One way of doing it...

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Do-do-doo!

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Careful!

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I win, I win!

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Not a chance, that suitcase is a mess! Get it sorted.

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Yeah-yeah!

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-I'm off to bed. Pack properly, please.

-Crazy Keith!

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Don't spend too long Down Under with Crazy Keith, you gotta pack.

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OK, Barney!

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Oh, poor me! All on my own for two whole weeks.

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Just me and the Squealers.

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Ah!

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-Cheers, Nevvy! You're a good mate.

-Yeah-yeah.

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Oh, nothing's gonna cheer me up.

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Tickle?

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-Oh, no!

-Yeah-yeah!

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KEITH SQUEALS

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OK, OK, you win! I'll be happy! Stop tickling me!

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I win, I win!

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Ah... Oh, sweet!

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Tell you what, Nevvy.

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Someone seems even happier about this holiday than you. Come here.

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LAUGHTER Hear that?

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-That's Mr Angry Pants, tap dancing.

-No way, Jose!

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Yeah, and when he's not doing that, he's laughing like a loon!

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-Loony boony!

-You're telling me!

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Anyway, have you finished packing? NEV SCREAMS

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Ahh, sleepy Barney.

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Do-doo, do-do-doo...

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do-do-doo, do-do-doo...

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Hmm...

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-DUCKIE QUACKS

-Duckie!

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-HE GASPS

-Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

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Quick!

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Wait...

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Yellow!

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Red...

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Red? Oh, never mind.

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Da-daa!

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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-Woah!

-KNOCK ON DOOR

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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NEV SNORES

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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-Morning, Mr Barney, sir. Lovely day. Shall we get going?

-Mr Prank...

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-Is it ten o'clock already?

-Not quite, sir.

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-What time is it?

-It's 5am, sir.

-What?

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-Five o'clock?

-Early bird catches the worm!

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-Don't wanna rush.

-Just give me a few minutes to have a shower,

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-and check we've got everything.

-All right, sir, I'll be right here.

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Come on, Nev, we've gotta make a move. Nev!

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-Agh! Hi-yah, hi-yah!

-Woah! Easy! Nev,

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it's me! You're having a Kung fu nightmare.

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-Groovy.

-We've gotta get to the airport.

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-We need to check everything first.

-Agh!

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-It'll be harder if you lie on the suitcase.

-No, no!

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What have you done?

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Juicy.

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-Juicy... Have you spilt juice on my clothes?

-Yeah-yeah.

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I'm sure it's not that bad. Let's see.

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Oh! You've washed them, ironed them, folded them and put them away again?

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-Yeah-yeah!

-Right,

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next time, could you NOT wash the whites and colours together?!

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-Oops, pinkie!

-Never mind, something was bound to go wrong.

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Could've been worse!

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Yeah-yeah!

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Ready to go, sir?

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Nearly. Just double checking a few things.

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-Righty-ho.

-Where's my list?

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Clothes... Yes.

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Nev... Check.

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Sneeze... Check.

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Tickets and passports, they're in the case... Oh, no!

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-Nev?

-Hmm?

-When you took the clothes out to wash,

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-you did take the passports and tickets out too, didn't you?

-HE GULPS

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Oh, no!

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Never mind!

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Let's go. Must get you dressed, sir.

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And you too...Bear. Hup, two, three, four!

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Grrr!

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But we can't go anywhere!

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Er... Ah! Yes, of course you can! Just cos you can't get on a plane,

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doesn't mean you can't have a holiday at the airport!

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They've got shops, a mini arcade. It's a great place to meet people!

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-Apparently.

-I don't think so. Thank you.

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B-b-but... Just...

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Haha! Hup, three, four, two! Haha!

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Arrrrgh!

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I'll get you for this...Bear!

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-Sorry, Barney!

-It's OK, mate. I know it was an accident.

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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I'd better get down to the travel agent.

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See if I can get a refund.

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So what do you think? Pink, or pink?

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-So, that holiday is off then, Nevvy?

-Mmm.

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Oh, I'm sure Barney doesn't blame you...

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even though it was kind of all your fault. And you ruined his holiday...

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the one he'd been looking forward to all year.

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-Feel icky.

-Ahh! Never mind, little blue bunny!

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Barney will just have to have his holiday at home.

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"Holiday at home... holiday at home...holiday at..."

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Haha! One of my favourites!

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DINGING

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Hang on a minute! I recognise that look on your face!

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Either you've had a brilliant idea, or...

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NEV BURPS

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Ugh! Pah!

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DINGING Wait a sec!

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You HAVE got that look on your face! You HAVE had a brilliant idea!

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I know, I know!

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All right, Nev. What do we need for this genius plan of yours?

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-Ta-da!

-Oh, gotcha!

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Ha ha, say no more!

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A bowl and spoon.

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No, no, no, no! Look, Keith. Holiday!

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Oh, OK. Don't tell me, I've got it!

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Wackadoo! I'm on a roll! What's next?

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-Ta-da!

-Right...

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A book.

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No, no, no, no. Look, holiday.

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-Oh, Nev, I might need a clue on this one. I'm stumped.

-OK.

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Watch. Do-do-doo, do-do-do, do-doo. Hello, duckie.

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-SEAGULL POOS

-Yuckie.

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Er... Oh, gotcha!

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SEAGULL SQUAWKS

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Easy, peasy, lemon, squeezy! Are we organising a holiday, by any chance?

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Yeah-yeah!

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-Can I come this time, Nevvy?

-Too right, bro!

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Oh, bonza! Now, what's next?

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-Ta-da!

-Ah, a gorilla.

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Ah-ha! MONKEY CHATTER

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You draw good gorillas, Nev!

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Yeah, I'd like to cancel that order I made for the ice cream.

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Yeah. What do you mean, I can't?

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What do you mean, it's already left?

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What do you mean, you can't contact the man?

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What do you mean, why do I keep saying, "What do you mean?"

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Oh... Brilliant!

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Hello? Who threw that there?

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Hello!

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Here I am!

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Oh, yes, there you are! Hello, Mr Cute Little Blue Bear.

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I have a delivery of nine large boxes of ice cream.

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Three Chiller Thriller Vanilla,

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three Choco Choc-Choc Chocorama, and three boxes of strawberry ice cream.

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They ran out of ideas for fancy names.

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-It's to be delivered here.

-No, no!

-It's paid for and melting in my van.

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Do you want it, or not?

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This ice cream must belong to Mr Angry Pants.

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Or, he meant it as a present for us! Ha ha!

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-Yeah, I'd go with that!

-Really?

-I love ice cream!

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-Do you want the ice cream, or not?

-Yeah-yeah! Yum!

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Hello, Nev!

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-I thought you were on holiday?

-No, no, no, no!

-Long story, eh?!

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I've got a top priority delivery here from Costumes Are Us.

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-What do you want from them that urgently?

-Surprise. Shh!

-OK!

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Come back here, you little yellow menace to society...

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Oh, hello!

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Hello, Beatrice! I'd love to stay, but I've gotta go!

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Nev, I came back when I got your message. What's up?

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GROWLING

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Banana...chasing...arrr!

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I'm gonna...I'm gonna catch it!

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But first, I'm gonna have a little nap.

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-What on earth...?

-Ho ho!

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You were right, Nev! Your banana plan worked a treat! Time for phase two?

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-Yeah-yeah!

-Nev, what are you up to this time?

-Mmm...hee hee!

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SNORING

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Good afternoon, sir.

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-Welcome to Nevdonia.

-To where?

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Nevdonia, sir. Just a few security checks before you enter.

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Did you pack that bag yourself?

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-Um, yes.

-Does it contain any nuts?

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-No!

-Fruit?

-No.

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-Ham sandwich?

-No!

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Shame. I was feeling peckish.

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Never mind. In that case, welcome to your luxurious two week stay,

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in the tropical paradise that is... Nevdonia!

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-CARIBBEAN MUSIC

-Oh, wow!

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-Welcome to Nevdonia!

-Nevdonia...wow! Nev, was this your idea?

-Yeah-yeah!

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Here is the national food of Nevdonia, the ice cream mountain.

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-Cool!

-The events for today are,

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at 3pm, a sandcastle-building competition, first prize ice cream...

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DRUM ROLL

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At 5pm, a limbo dancing competition, first prize ice cream...

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At 7pm, an ice cream-eating competition, first prize...

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Let me guess, ice cream?

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-That's a lot of ice cream!

-We've got plenty.

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This is amazing, we've got sand,

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-we've got sea...

-Quack, quack! Duckie!

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-..duckies. We don't have sun, but...

-Don't speak too soon! Nev?

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We got the sun lamp from Dodgy Dave at the market. It's a bit strong,

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-don't look directly at it.

-It IS strong, my ice cream's melting.

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We should get some sun cream, too.

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OK!

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SHE LAUGHS

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SHE GASPS

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-Nice shooting(!)

-Yee-ha, partner!

-Yeah-yeah!

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Brilliant holiday! You've got a bit of sun block on you.

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-You don't have the safari. But there's no way...

-Hold that thought!

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-Nev, I think he's waking up!

-Groovy!

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ALARM

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-Now, Nev!

-Aye, aye, Captain!

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Oh, wackadoo!

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your special safari treat!

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MONKEY CHATTER

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Only Nevdonia offers star attractions like this one,

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a performing gorilla and his banana. Watch him growl.

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He's actually a bit of an old Angry Pants.

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MONKEY CHATTER

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-Never seen anything like that! Nev, you've done a brilliant job!

-I win!

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Thanks so much, everyone. This is gonna be the best holiday ever.

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-I'd like to propose a toast. To Nevdonia!

-Nevdonia!

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-Nevdonia!

-Nevdonia!

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-Oh, mate, what a brilliant day.

-Yeah-yeah!

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-I can't wait for day two, I'm gonna go snorkelling.

-Tiptoperoo!

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You were brilliant at that limbo competition.

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Helps that you're low to the ground!

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-Yipadee-yeah!

-One thing I'd change, Nev...

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I'll get some proper sun block. The stuff from Dodgy Dave is rubbish.

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

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-I know. Anyway, night, mate.

-Night!

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