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GIGGLING | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
OK, mate, I'll be really quick. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
When I get back, I'll make dinner for Beatrice. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
Don't forget to set the table! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Aye aye, Captain! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
Hello, Aunt Barbara. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
What's that? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
Barney, dear boy, are you blind? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
It's a gnome! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
I thought we could have something to brighten up the place a bit. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:45 | |
-Fair enough. -Is that my favourite poochie there? | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
-Ruff, ruff! -Ahhh. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Here we go then, Nevvy doggy. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Wait for it...wait for it! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
And...go! | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
HE MUNCHES | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Yum yum! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
Good doggy. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Now, where are you off to? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-Supermarket. -Got yourself a proper job at last?! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
-No, I'm going shopping. -Splendid! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
You can give me a lift with all my heavy shopping bags. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
I'm sure your manager won't mind. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
-Actually... -Tally ho, boys! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
-I've got my own shopping to do... -Love you, Barney. -Love you too. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
Oh. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
HE GASPS | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Hello, Gnomey. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
All right, Nevvy! NEV SCREAMS | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
So, who's the little fella? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Gnomey. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
Ugly little blighter, isn't he? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Oh! It's old Angry Pants! I'm outta here! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Hello, Mr Angry Pants. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Hello, Bear. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Achooo! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Yucky! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Mr Barney's given me permission | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
to use his kitchen for my ice-cream making today. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Let him foot the humungous electricity bill rather than me! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:10 | |
No way, Jose! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Look. Keep your mouth shut and I'll let you lick the ice-cream scoop. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
Yeah, yeah! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Barely get the chance to make any ice cream, with busybody Barbara, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
poking her nose where it's not wanted. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Hello. Where did that thing come from? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Barbara. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Frightened! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
What?! You're scared of a stupid little gnome! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Pull yourself together, Bear! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
While the cat's away, it's ice-cream making day! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
Come on! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
Mmm, beats my usual caretaking duties. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
This little lot should see me well into next week. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
Licky scoop, please. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Not now, Bear! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
I've only got a tiny window of opportunity to replenish my stock | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
while old busybody Barbara is out! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Now, please! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
HE SHRIEKS | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
BEAR! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Now look what you've made me do! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
I'm gonna have to make some more now! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
-Looky! -Looky! At what?! The cupboard? The washing machine?! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:29 | |
Gnomey! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Gnomey. Oh, the gnome that was outside is now in there. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
Yeah-yeah! Frightened! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Oh. I've had enough of your shenanigans, Bear. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
And to prove a point... | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Ta-da! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Ahhh! Gone! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Gone! It wasn't there in the first place! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Now, you watch the gogglebox and let me graft in peace. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
Onions! | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
Discovered! You are not a dog. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
You are a bear. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Gnome report to Mistress Barbara. Your secret's out. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
Ahhhhhhhhh! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
What did you say, Bear? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Hi-i-i-ya! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
You see, Doris, it's all about balance. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Hi-i-i-ya! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
PANTING | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
-Keith! -G'day. Hi-i-iya! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
-Hiya! -Hi-i-i-ya! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
-Hiya. -I said g'day, mate, now will you leave it? Hi-i-i-ya! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
-Hiya. -Ohh, strewth, Nevvy! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Crazy Keith, help! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
-What's up, mate? -Gnomey! Problemo! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Gnome? Ahh, nothing old Keithy here can't sort out, I'm sure. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:50 | |
-Confused. -It's just a gnome. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Can't do anybody any harm! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Ah! The gnome's gone! | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
-Frightened! -Who moved it?! Angry Pants? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Postie, I'll bet. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-Well, it can't just have took off by itself, can it? -Yeah! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
Nah, you must have this wrong, Nev. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Gnomes can't go walkabout like us. It's impossible! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:16 | |
Ahhhh! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Discovered! Underground Koala infestation! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
Gnome report to Mistress Barbara. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:27 | |
Wackadoo! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
I don't believe it! I've been rumbled by a spy gnome! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:36 | |
Ohhhh! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
# Oh, I do like to earn lots of moolah | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
# Oh, I do like to earn lots of dough...# | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Angry Pants! Quick! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Not you again, Bear! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
Gnomey... | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
Yes, is out in the hall! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Let me tell you a story about the bear that cried wolf. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
Once upon a time... | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Discovered, illegal ice-cream-making! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Report to Mistress Barbara! Top priority! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Why, you sneaky little... | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Mundo problemo! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Oh, that gnome has got photographic evidence | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
of my dodgy ice-cream activities! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Oh, and if Miss Barbara finds out about my moonlighting, | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
she'll sack me on the spot! Oh... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Oh, and if I don't have a job, | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
I won't get the flat that goes with it. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
And then I'll be homeless and jobless and penniless! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:39 | |
HE CRIES | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Oh, never mind. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Never mind? Never mind?! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
This is a catastrophe on an unimaginable scale! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
But I won't take this lying down. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
We need to mobilise, join forces to defeat the foe! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
Are you in, Bear? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
-Yeah! -Good! Then we'll get tooled up, | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
and rendezvous in the hallway in ten minutes! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
Oh...mmmm. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
GO, GO, GO, GO! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Right... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
-Crazy Keith! -Ah! Good of you to drop in Down Under, Nev, my old buddy! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
Just packing up my stuff. We're moving out! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Oh, not sure the remote's worth taking without the telly, Doris! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
Here, Nevvy, what are you keeping as a souvenir? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
-Oh, confused! -Ah, we've got to split | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
before the gnome dobs me in to Aunt Barbara | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
and she calls in the pest controller. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Better to leave on my own four paws than in a box, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
-if you know what I mean... -Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
..which sort of means I've got to say goodbye. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
Oh-oh! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
I-I'm going to miss you, Nevvy! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
And Barney, and Beatrice, and even old Angry Pants up there! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:05 | |
No way, Jose! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
Oh, come here! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
THEY SOB AND WAIL | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
I'll never forget you, mate! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-I love you, Crazy Keith! -Oh! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
Feel a little lonely! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
Here I am! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
Achoo! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Why are you wet? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Um...stuff. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Oh, and what's that? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
Um...uh-oh! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
And what are you going to do with that? Pathetic! Get rid of it! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
Oh! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
All right, it could have its uses. Now then, listen. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
You are about to embark on what I have cleverly called | 0:08:56 | 0:09:01 | |
Operation Gnome Laughing Matter. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Quite clever, that, I thought, you know! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Rather a good play on words, "Gnome"... Anyway, this... | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
..is our target. Approach with caution. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Last seen in the vicinity of Mr Barney's Breakfast Bar, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
in possession of a camera containing photographs | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
of me doing rather naughty ice-cream stuff. Understand? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
Oh! Aye aye, Captain! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
We need to locate and apprehend the target | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
before he passes on said evidence to his superior. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Hmmm, confused! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
We need to get him before he drops me in it with Miss Barbara. Get it? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
-Oops! -Right, well, I am a maverick. I play by my rules... | 0:09:42 | 0:09:49 | |
..but I get results. Let's do it, Nevster! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Aaaaaargh! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Get him, then! Oooh! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Oh! Gone! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Well, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
Come here, you little blighter! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Aaargh! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
Oh! Angry Pants! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Gnomey gone! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
Yeah, well, thanks for pointing that out, Bear! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
I'll fix that later, if I've still got a job! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Oh! There he is! Run! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Don't let him get away! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
Out of my way, Bear! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Where's he got to now? Come out, come out, wherever you are! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
-Hot! -We need to do a clean sweep, | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
eliminate the rooms from our enquiries, | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
and then do that thing where they shout, "CLEAR!" | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Aye aye, Captain! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Now, to nick a villain, you've got to kick in a few doors. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Groovy! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
But that's mine. We won't start with that one. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
-Oh! Oh! Oh! -CHARGE! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Ow! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Careful, mate! Have you seen my boomerang, Nevvy? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
Right, Bear, I'm the one who kicks in the doors! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:22 | |
-Aye aye, Captain! -Right, let's get him! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
Ooh, ooh, ooh... Ooh, ooh, ooh! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:33 | |
Ha, ha! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Oh...a pesky gnome isn't going to outsmart me! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
But where's he gone? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Oh, he must be in the kitchen! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Right! I'm going in. On a count of three, Bear, cover me! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:06 | |
Ready? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
One, two, three! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
A-ha! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
No, I didn't mean cover me like that, Bear! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Oops! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
Get me out of here, Bear! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Ha-ha! Wackadoo! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Oh... Oh, I'm going to miss this, Doris. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
Oh... | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
Where did the gnome go, Bear? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Um, outside! | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
Right! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go... | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
-Right, Bear, let's try again. -Yeah-yeah! -Cover me! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:51 | |
Well cool - just like in the movies. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
Whooarrgh! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
-Who left that there? -I know, I know! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
Gnomey! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
GUN SQUEAKS | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
What's wrong with this? Oh! OI! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
So, you want to play it like that, do you, Gnomey? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
You want a face off? We'll give you a face off! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Won't we, Bear? Yeah! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Discovered! Mr Prank is owner of ice-cream van! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Report to Mistress Barbara! Must ask for a bonus! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:41 | |
I've been snapped in this thing now! I'm done for! Achoo! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:50 | |
Go, go, go, go! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Gnomey! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
ICE-CREAM VAN JINGLE PLAYS | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
Boomerang - check. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Sunnies - check. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Snap of my old buddies to put under my pillow | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
before I cry myself to sleep in some strange bed - check. Cork hat?! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
Ah, not seen it. Have you seen it, Doris? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
Ah, wackadoo! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
-Oh, yeah! -Groovy! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Oh, he's gone back inside! Let's move! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:37 | |
-'Baa!' -Hmmm. -'Lemonade, 25, Code Six...' | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
Oh, never mind! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Oh, now, you guys, take care of Nevvy for me. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
Make sure he washes behind his ears. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
COME OUT! Come out... | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
..wherever you are! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Now, you wouldn't be behind this shower curtain, would you, Gnome? | 0:14:56 | 0:15:02 | |
Maybe it's time you gave yourself up! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
Where is he?! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
So long, Angry Pants. Oh! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Oh, outwitted by a gnome! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
-Maybe I don't deserve to be in such a high-powered job. -Yeah-yeah! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:27 | |
-I meant, no way, Jose! I love you, Mr Angry Pants. -Good. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
In that case, go and get me some milk out of the fridge, Bear. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
Aye aye, Captain! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Aaaaargh! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Got him! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Well done, Bear! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
Can't catch me! Na, na, na-na, na! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Oh! Mundo problemo! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Let him go! Get off him! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Frightened! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Quick, hold my hand, Bear! That's it! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
Hang on! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
It's no good, Bear! I'm not strong enough to hold you! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
There's only one thing for it! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
The camera - give it him back! | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Aaaargh! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
-Let's go! -Run! -Go, go, go, go, go! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:35 | |
Ice cream - tasty! Discovered by me! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:41 | |
-Almost...there! -If my frozen produce has melted, | 0:16:41 | 0:16:46 | |
I shall be sending you the bill! | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
What is that infernal noise? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
What's all this? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
That van is always clogging up the street. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
Must find out who owns the thing. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
-Maybe the ice-cream man. -Oh, I feel quite jaded after that little jaunt. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:04 | |
I need a rest. Can you bring my bags in, please, Barney? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
Oh! Sure, Aunt Barbara! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
It's not like I've got a meal to prepare for Beatrice, or anything. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
Oh, do shut up moaning, dear boy. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Here you are, you can carry them. Come on, hurry up! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
Well, well, well. If it isn't that "couldn't care less" caretaker. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
And what exactly is going on in here? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
-And where has my gnome got to? -Mr Prank? Nev? Everything OK? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:34 | |
I'd like to say I'll be able to explain, Mr Barney, sir, | 0:17:34 | 0:17:39 | |
Miss Barbara, sir - ma'am - but I think it would take all day. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
Down, down, there's a good dog! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Down. Spy Gnome. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Return to base. Repeat, return to base. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
-Report to base. Report to mistress. -Aunt Barbara, what ARE you doing? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:59 | |
I'm calling my ears and eyes. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
It's about time I found out exactly what was going on around here | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
when my back was turned. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-Oh, woof woof! -Return to base. -It's been a pleasure to serve you all. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
Are you telling me that that garden gnome isn't just a garden gnome? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
It's a spy gnome? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
Oh, yes, Barney, dear. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Hi, everyone! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
-Incredible! -Oh, thanks. Had it done especially for the meal. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
Oh, no, not you - Beatrice. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Nip inside and I'll rustle you up a nice tea. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Nev's laid the table, and we're all sorted. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
Uh-oh! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
No-no-no-no-no! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
Nev, out the way! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Beetroot, Beetroot! Um, hello! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Hello, Nev. Do you mind? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Keith! | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
-At least I've got my ice-cream business to keep me going. -Gnome! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
Return to base. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
GNOME! Are you deaf? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
Look, I'm sorry, Aunt Bar, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
but you've crossed the line. We do not like being spied on. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Don't let's gets things out of all proportion, dear boy! GNOME! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:59 | |
I'm gonna miss this, Nevvy. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
Oh, me too, Keith. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
And I'm gonna miss these goodbye hugs we keep having! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:10 | |
They're kind of fun. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
-Yeah-yeah. -Well, this is it. Time to go walkabout. -Oh! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:18 | |
So long, old buddy. It's been a blast. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:23 | |
BANG! < Arrrgh! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
What was that?! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
Dear girl, what HAVE you done? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
Beatrice? Are you all right? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Yum yum! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
One minute, there was a gnome stood there, eating ice cream, | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
and then it just exploded! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
-What? -Impossible! -So... the gnome is no more? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:59 | |
-Is this your idea of top tea? -It had nothing to do with me! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
I'd been to the hairdresser's! Look at the state of me! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Was it closed? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Beatrice, I swear, this had nothing to do with me. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Stay for dinner and we'll sort it out. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
I wouldn't have dinner with you if Gordon Ramsey cooked it! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
Beatrice! Oh, careful! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Oh! Mm! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
Well, thanks a lot, Aunt B(!) Not only have you hired a faulty gnome, | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
you've wrecked my chances with Beatrice, | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
-and look at the state of my flat! -I shall be asking for my money back. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
And what right do you have to go spying on all of us, anyway? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
I couldn't have put it better myself, Mr Barney, sir. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
The owner of this block of flats, your Uncle Rupert, | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
would not be best pleased. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Dig-a-mi doo-dah, Doris! I don't think we need to skedaddle after all! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:53 | |
Oh...I think I'm going to miss missing things! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Come on, Aunt Barbara. Out. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
A gnome that spies on people? What were you thinking? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:03 | |
Well done, Bear! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
HIS HEAD SQUEAKS | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
I've a good mind to get on to Uncle Rupert | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
and tell him exactly what his sister Barbara's been up to. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
-Never mind. -That's my chances with Beatrice blown, again. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
-Beetroot! -I can't work out where that ice cream came from. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
There was one tub in the freezer last time I checked. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Oh, love you, Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Nev? Is there something you want to tell me? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
NEV SNORES | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
You're asleep, are you? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
I'll sleep like a log too, after all that pedal-pushing. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
I love you, Barney. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
I love you too, mate. Night-night. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
WHIRRING | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Nev? Was that you? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
No-no-no. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
-AAAAAAARGH! -AAAAAARGH! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 |