Day of the Terrific Bear Behaving Badly

That's cool. Help me with that one, mate, you bring that one.

Just hurry up cos it weighs a...

Huh?

SHE SNORES

Auntie? Aunt Barbara?

Badgers...

Oh dear, oh dear!

Aaaaaah!

Ah... ARGH! Oh! Woah!

Oh, it's you, Barney. You quite startled me!

What are you doing in my bedroom?

And why does my bedroom have a big front door?

I'm confused!

Oh, yes. I remember now!

PLANK!

Mr Angry Pants, um, um... Woof! Woof! Grrrr!

I know that that useless caretaker Plank is in,

but for some reason he hasn't come out to help me!

Well, tell you what, first things first, Auntie.

-Let's get you out.

-Where can Plank be?!

-Come on.

-Oh, ooooh!

Hello?

-Oh, yeah! Ha-ha!

-RADIO PLAYS

Mr Angry Pants?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

HE GROANS

Groovy!

RADIO STOPS

Bear! What are you lookin' at?!

-Uh-oh!

Atchoo!

Aaaaaaaaaargh!

FLOORBOARDS CREAK

Some mole is under the floor boards! The place is riddled with holes!

H-e-e-e-elp!

Aaaaaaargh... Oh!

THUD

-Aaaaw! Oh, oh, oh, erm...

-Oh, Plank. How good of you to drop in(!)

Oh, erm...you're welcome, Miss Barbara, sir. Uh...Ma'am.

Would you mind getting off me, please, Plank?

Getting...? Oh, oh! Oh, yes, of course!

-Um, Mr Barney, maybe we could, um...

-Yes, you can indeed, thank you.

-Thank you.

-There you go.

Now, you may have noticed a rather big hole in the floor.

-Yes, yes, I have...

-It would appear this building's about to fall down

thanks to a mole that you've let run wild down there.

Unless you can think of a better explanation.

-Crazy Keith!

-Ssssh!

Would you join me outside for a few moments, Mr Plank?

Uh, yes...of course!

-So...so that's a nice suit.

-Uuuuh!

HE GROANS

You are the most intolerable...

THWACK!

Ha-ha-ha!

Urgh, urgh! Oh, Crazy Keith!

Nevy, hi! How was the shopping?

Tip-toperoo!

Loving the new plant!

-Keith?

-Hmm?

Why did Aunt Barbara fall through the hallway floor?

-I dunno. Why did Aunt Barbara fall through the hallway floor?

-What?

-What? What are you saying "what" for? It's your joke!

-It's not a joke!

-Aunt Barbara actually fell through the floor.

-Really? Wow!

That explains the crash I heard earlier.

And I did hear someone shout,

"Help, I've fallen through the floor!"

-Keith, my busy little koala friend.

-Yeah?

Have you been digging holes to expand your underground tunnels?

No!

Keith!

OK! It was me bunny Doris. She said we needed more room!

What for?

We wanted to add in a few extra features, you know,

-swimming pool, table tennis, horse stables.

-Groovy!

-Yeah!

What on earth do you want with a stable?

This'd be a bad time to ask you to buy a horse, wouldn't it?

Yes! Aunt Barbara is on the warpath! If her and Prank follow those holes

they'll find you!

< Sort it out now, Plank!

You better stop digging, and hope she calms down!

Gulp! I see what you mean!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

Please can you clear that up? I've gotta pop into work.

Hearing ya loud and clear, Barnster!

Well, Nev, the lady in the shop said if we give your plant lots of water

and a couple of drops of this plant food every day,

it'll grow to be big and strong.

Aye-aye, Captain.

But it's looking peaky, so let's give it three drops.

Grow plenty-wenty. Grow plenty-wenty.

Hey, Nev, go easy with this stuff.

It wasn't cheap, although it was on special offer! Ha ha!

Right, then. I'd better get to work.

-See you in a bit.

-Love you, Barney.

-I love you, too.

Grow plenty-wenty, grow!

-Cheerio, Mr Barney, sir! Have a nice day!

-Huh?

Hmmm, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

PLANT BURPS

NEV HUMS

Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

Stay out of my way, Bear! Achoo!

I've got to find that mole by the end of the day,

else Miss Barbara's gonna fire me,

and this time, she's deadly serious!

What's that?

It's a sonic locator to find that mole.

Trouble is, it must be broken.

Keeps telling me that there's a massive underground world of tunnels

under the floorboards.

No-no-no-no!

Wait a minute, wait a minute! It's picked something up!

Ha, ha, must be that mole!

Oh, Crazy Keith!

Aaah...

Ah, this is the life, Doris!

Nice and relaxed, resting my weary muscles after all that tunnelling.

Aah, nothing to worry about!

SONIC LOCATOR WHIRRS

That's odd.

Ah, never mind.

Whatever it is, I'm sure it won't wreck my lovely, calm mood.

Ah, I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

BANG

Oh, wackadoo!

I've got you now, Moley!

Oh! Oh, frightened!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh! No-no-no-no!

Get out of the way, Bear! It's mole-whacking time!

Quick! Run, Keith!

-Run!

-Crikey! What IS going on up there?

Dear, oh dear, oh dear!

SONIC LOCATOR WHIRRS

Oh, he's on the move!

Where are you, Moley?

Where are you? Ha, ha, ha!

Oh, dear! This isn't looking good at all, Doris! Oh, no!

Desperate times call for desperate measures! To the escape pod!

Ha! I've got him! He's just under the floorboards!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

-It's whack-a-moley time!

-Mr Angry Pants! Boing, boing, boing!

Boing, boing, boing! Mr Angry Pants!

NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY

Stop!

I knew this escape pod I built years ago would come in handy one day!

I just hope it still works.

Hang on, Doris! We could be in for a bumpy ride.

Three...

ywo...

one...blast off!

Wahey!

-Zoom zoom!

-What happened there?

I nearly had him! The sonic locator's lost all signal now.

Oh, Moley! Where's that mole gone?

Hey, Nev.

Somebody left your front door open.

Smelanie!

-Oh, hello, Miss Melanie.

-Hey, Angry Pants.

No, no, no, no. I've told you before,

haven't I, Miss Melanie? It's Andy Prank.

-Whatever you say, Angry Pants.

-Ha, ha!

So, Nevster, what's shaking?

Hey, nice plant! I've got one just like it.

-Groovy!

-Yeah. Mine's twice the size, though.

Oh. Hmmm...

By the way, did I leave my MP3 player here when I was over last week?

Yeah-yeah! No problemo!

So, to what do we owe the pleasure of your company today, Miss Melanie?

I'm round at Auntie's today,

helping her write her newspaper advert.

-Oh.

-Apparently, she's advertising for a new caretaker.

-Good... WHAT?!

A... A new... Well, I...

Well, she'll never find anyone as good as me!

That's what I said!

Good looks, charm, intelligence...

Most people have at least one of those!

Yes, well, I think this thing's run out of batteries,

if you'll excuse me!

-Here I am.

-Thanks, Nevster.

Hope your plant grows to a respectable size. Smell you later.

Hmmm. Hmmm.

Grow plenty-wenty. Grow.

NOOOOOO!

Crazy Keith!

-Ouch!

-Oh!

Ah! Oh, me noggin! Oh, that was not a smooth landing!

Too right, bro!

Oh, I'm really worried about that sonic locator thing, Nevvy!

I'm going to have to get myself out of here once and for all.

If Angry Pants finds me, I'll be taken away by the pest controllers!

No way, Jose!

Oh, I think Angry Pants has really got me this time.

I can't see how we can stop them.

Hmmm... I know, I know! I will, I will!

Oh, well, good luck, Nevvy! You're going to need it!

Oh, there goes one brave bear! Oh...

Burp! Pardon me!

What's that?

Oh, there you are, Bear.

I was just having a quick look-see with the sonic locator,

-and I found this holey belonging to a moley.

-Oh!

He must have lots of them, all over the apartments.

So I'm boarding them up so he can't escape!

-Problemo!

-And when we've got him trapped, and he can't get away,

we'll get him, won't we, my pretty!

No-no-no-no!

Ouch! Oh!

What the didgeridoo...?

What was that?

I definitely heard something!

No way, Jose! Doo-doo-doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!

-AUNT BARBARA: Where ARE you?

-Oh, dear.

This isn't over, Bear.

-I'll be back, and when I am, that mole is for the high-jump.

-Oh!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

-Ah, Plank.

-Miss Barbara, I was just...

-Do you notice anything different about this hallway?

-Er, no.

-Correct.

Neither do I. There's still a massive hole in the middle of it!

Yes, yes, I was just going to catch the...the...

and when that's done, I was... I was going to do this.

-Fix it now.

-Right, will do. On the case. Consider it done.

I just hope that the next caretaker is better than you.

They could hardly be worse!

Crazy Keith! It's me!

Planty-wanty grown! Oh! Groovy!

Oh! I know, I know!

Grow! Grow! Grow!

Crazy Keith! Coming!

Oh, hello! Oh!

Wheeeee!

Muahahahahahahahaha!

Oh, oh, oh! Keith!

Nevvy! I've got some bad news, fella.

Doris and I have decided to go on a bit of a holiday,

just until it cools off around here.

-Three, four years at the most.

-Oh! No-no-no-no!

Angry Pants has got that sonic locator,

and sooner or later, he's going to find me!

Feeling lonely.

Oh, cheer up, buddy! If you start crying, I'll start crying,

and then Doris will never stop.

But look, I've got you a going-away present.

It's a great big bag of pepper.

I've been saving it for a special occasion.

Oh!

A-a-a-a-a-a-achoo!

A....achoo!

We've got to get....achoo!

A-a-a-a-achoo!

A-achoo! Achoo!

BANG

THEY SNEEZE

LOUD SCREAM

Well, at least that broke the mood before anybody cried.

Hmmm, confused!

Come on, buddy! Let's check this out upstairs.

After you.

-Oh, wackadoo!

-No way, Jose!

-You know that new plant of yours, Nevvy?

-Yeah-yeah.

-Do you reckon you might have fed it just a little too much?

Ooops! Oh...

I hope Barney doesn't mind living in a jungle, Nevvy.

Oh! Angry Pants alert! Bye!

All right, Bear! Nothing's going to stop me finding that m...

What on earth?!

-What's happened here, Bear?

-Confused.

Oh, I see! Nice try, Bear, but turning the flat into a jungle

isn't going to stop me finding that mole.

I'll go and get my hedge trimmer, and we'll soon sort this out.

Aye-aye, Captain!

Uh? If I didn't know any better,

I'd swear this plant was trying to stop me!

Oh. I DO know better.

That plant IS trying to stop me.

PLANT GROWLS

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Don't you "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear" me, Bear!

Oh! This is your fault, and your plant, so sort it out!

Hmmm. Easy peasy! Ha ha ha!

Tickle, tickle! Tickle, tickle!

-Can I just say, that was a brilliant plan, Bear.

-Sorry, Mr Angry Pants.

Aaaaargh! That sonic locator cost me a fortune!

It'll take me ages to pay for another one,

especially when I'm jobless.

-Oh...today couldn't possibly get worse.

-Oh, yes, it could!

Oh, yeah, well, you say that, but you're not tied up on the floor...

Who said that?!

-I did.

-Oh, this ain't good.

-Plenty-wenty!

-So, you can talk. What else can you do?

-Um...I can eat people.

-Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear!

Actually, I'm rather hungry.

-AAAAAAAARGH!

-AAAAAARRRRRRRGH!

Come on, Auntie! If we don't get to the newspaper office soon,

they'll shut, and we won't be able to place the ad!

I've just got to do my hair, >

change my shoes, go on a diet and lose ten pounds!

-AAARGH!

-AAARGH!

-Oh, we're saved!

-Oh, no!

-What's going on?

-The bear overfed the plant,

and now it's turned into a man-eating maniac.

We're all going to be eaten!

PLANT LAUGHS EVILLY

That might be kind of my fault, too.

Well, I think we can all agree it's not my fault.

Oh, life just isn't fair!

Time for din-dins!

It speaks!

KEITH: It sure does! But fear not! I shall save you!

Who's that?

It is I! Mysterious Stranger Man to the rescue! Wahey!

Happy to help! I'll be right with you!

Can we move this along? As in, can you save us before we get eaten?

Yeah, yeah, all right, all right! Unhand them, evil plant!

-This is your only warning.

-No, absolutely not!

Fair enough. Hold your breath, fellas!

It's pepper time!

Achoo! Achoo!

Achoo! ACHOO!

Well, that was a bit unusual.

-Nev?

-Phew-ee!

OK, what on earth happened here?

-Keith!

-Ssssh!

KEITH WHISPERS

Aaaargh!

What is going on in here?

Aunt Barbara! You're here. Good. Um...let me explain.

Have you found that mole yet, Plank?

Um...no.

Right, you're fired!

No! There's no mole!

-There isn't?

-There isn't?

Oh, no, no, no, there wasn't, no.

Exactly. These holes and tunnels here

were created by that big plant over there. It got out of control

and it was massive, it took over the whole building.

Hang on, the holes were here before the plant was here, I believe...

-Mr Prank is a hero! He saved the day!

-I did? Oh, yes, yes, I did.

So there's no mole.

-No mole, no.

-Oh, I see.

Well, that makes perfect sense. Very good.

Well done, Plank.

-I can see you've done a good job of caretaking, for once.

-And...?

And we'd be very happy if you were to stay on as a caretaker.

Oh, I'd love to!

Come along, Melanie, dear.

Mr Barney, sir, I have to say,

I think the holes were here long before the plant, and...

-You've had a stressful day.

-But...

A bump on the head. You should get going.

You're probably very confused right now.

The thing to remember is, listen, listen, listen. You are a hero.

I'm a hero.

Oh! I'm a hero!

I'm a hero!

AAAARGH!

Oh, what a day, eh, Nev? Crazy Keith managed to get away with it again.

I think we'll wait a while before we buy you another plant.

Too right, bro.

Most other plants are quite nice, though, so don't be put off.

Can't scare me!

That's my boy.

WHOA!

Crikey, you pair are jumpy!

Dunno why, but for some reason, I just fancied a nice bit of salad.

Sorry, Keith. Look, Nev.

It's just a bit of salad leaf, look.

-Hello!

-Barney!

'Hello!'

Aaaaaargh!