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Little Neville, there we are... | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Ah! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
Right. This is called the blind taste test, you see. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
Well, you don't see, cos you've got the blindfolds on. Right. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:39 | |
Now we'll see who makes the best ice cream. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Go-go-ices - boo! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
Or me - yay! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
-Right. Got it, Mr Barney, sir? -Yeah. -Good. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
-Young Neville? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Good. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
Ah...! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
What are you doing, bear?! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Nev, I think we're doing the taste testing. Not Mr Prank. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
OK. Let me have 'em... Oh, erm... Can't see. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
Oh, give me that spoon, here! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Now then, this is ice cream number one. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:16 | |
A-a-ah... | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Mmm... Nice. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-Tasty. -Yes, good. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
And this here is ice cream number two... | 0:01:27 | 0:01:34 | |
-Mmm... -Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh... | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Oh, ice cream number two! Oh, that is the best by a mile. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
Too right, bro. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-Are you sure?! -Yeah. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Well, erm... Oh, hang on a minute. Hang on. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
Try again. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
-Oh, yeah. Yep. Number two, definitely. -Eh? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
-Mmm... -Are you sure? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Yum yum... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Have another taste. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Mmm... Oh, yeah. It's lovely. It's got that something extra. Eh, Nev? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
-Oui, oui. -Something extra? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
"Made from the freshest dairy milk." | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
Of course! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
That's it. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
So, all I have to do to beat Go-go-ices | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
is to make mine with fresher milk! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:54 | |
And I know just how to do it. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
COCKEREL CROWS | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
SHE PUFFS AND PANTS | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
MOO! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
TYRE HISSES | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Oh! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
I think I might walk into work. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Work off that ice cream from yesterday. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Later, Bouncer! And Doris says cheerio too. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
Bye, Doris. Keith. Bye, Nev. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
-Love you, Barney. Hugs, please. -Oh, go on then. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-Mwah! -Love you too, mate, big softy! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
See you later. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Aw. How come you never up and give me smoochies like that, Doris? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
It's always me dishing out the lovey-dovey stuff. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
-Never mind. -Man, it ain't right, Nev. It ain't fair. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:54 | |
Sorry, doll, but until you decide to give me one first, | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
it's no more smoochies for you. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Oh, come on. Come on. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-Hi, Mr Prank. -Oh, hello, Mr Barney, sir. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Are you waiting for someone? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Yeah, the post. Bloomin' late again. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Fumin', I am! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
-OK. Well, have a good fume. -Yeah, I will. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
Oh, come on! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Oh, there you are! SHE PUFFS AND PANTS | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Come on! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Oooh... | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
MOO! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Haha-ha! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Now who's got the freshest milk, Go-go-ices! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
At-choo! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Bloomin' animal allergies. Right, let's get you into the flat, cow. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:44 | |
MOO! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
Hello, Caretaker Prank speaking. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
'Plank!' | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Hello, Miss Barbara, sir... Ma'am! Hello. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
'I want a word with you, Plank. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
'I'm on my way home. See you in your flat in ten minutes.' | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
All right, bye. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
This ain't good. She practically owns these flats. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
If she finds out I'm running an ice-cream business, she'll go barmy! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
Let alone, keeping a cow. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
MOO! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
What? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
Right, bear. How would you like to earn a ton of ice cream? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:28 | |
Yum yum! Too right, bro. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
All I want you to do is one teensy-weensy tiny little favour. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:38 | |
Hmm... | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
NEV SNIFFS | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Hmm... | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-Cow. -Oh, very good, bear! Her name's Mildred. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
At-choo! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
Now, all you gotta do is hide her in here for a bit, all right? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Plank! Are you there? | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Oh, I've gotta go, bear! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Hmm... | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Cow. Moo! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
MOO! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
Calm down, Nevvy! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
She's probably hungry. Cows like a nice bowl of crispies! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
And a game of table tennis. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
MOO! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
O-o-oh... | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
I'm telling you, Miss Barbara, sir...erm, ma'am. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
We do not have mice in the cellar. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
-Then what do you call these? -Erm... | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-Mittens! -Oh. So you even have names for your filthy vermin. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:40 | |
Disgraceful! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
SMASH! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
Ten-zero?! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
This cow's rubbish. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Yum yum! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Ah, probably ain't hungry. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
HE GASPS | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
Streuth! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
That's my big bumper bonza book of Australian folk songs! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
CRUNCH! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
COW BURPS | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
BOTH GASP | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
Streuth! That's Barney's torch! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
COW BURPS | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
What's Mildred going for now?! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Streuth! That's three pounds of raw sprouts! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
-Problemo! -Too right, buddy! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
We'd better get behind Mildred with a bucket! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
RUMBLE! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Oh, sweet mother of Kylie! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Quick! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
MOO! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Poo! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Quick, Nevvy, to me! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
SQUELCH! SQUELCH! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
-Oh! Nevvy... -What? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
I think we'll need a bigger bucket. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Caretaker, caretaker. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Couldn't-care-less-taker! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
I've got you these. They ought to sort out the problem. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
SNAP! Argh...! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
-Stupid man! I'm going upstairs for a nap. -Yeah. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
Ooh... | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
SHE SNIFFS | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
-What's that smell? -Smell? What smell? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:22 | |
Smells like...blocked drains. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Oh, no, no. That's not blocked drains. That's, erm... | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
That's me! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
It IS the drains, Plank, and it's coming from in there! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Don't you worry. I'll deal with it. I am the caretaker after all. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:38 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
PRANK: Where are you, bear?! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Oh, wackadoo, it's Angry Pants! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
-Now listen up, bear... -What? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
You've got to hide Mildred. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
BANGING AT DOOR | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
Open the door, Plank! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
And quick! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
Plank! I'm warning you! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
CRASH! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
-Miss Barbara, sir...ma'am. -Who the devil is this? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Oh, this? This is Mildred, my new, erm...girlfriend. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:15 | |
Girlfriend, eh? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
Yes. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
MOO! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
Not much of a looker, is she? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
Mind, with a layabout like you, Plank, that's the best you'll get. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
What about this blocked drain? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
SHE SNIFFS | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Ooh. Uncle Rupert would not be impressed by this smell! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:36 | |
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
What do you think you're doing?! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Erm... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Now you're a thief as well as a lazy good-for-nothing! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
-I didn't take anything. -A bottle of Superfizz tonic water, | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
a roll of sticky tape and a handkerchief missing! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
Hand them over, Plank! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-Oh, it was... -Enough! -Enough, yes. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
You have ten minutes to return these items or else! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
-OK. All right... -Ten minutes, Plank! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Oh, and fix this door! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
No, no, Miss Barbara, you don't... | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
SQUELCH! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
You don't understand, Miss Barbara! I didn't actually... | 0:10:15 | 0:10:20 | |
Streuth! That was close! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Whoa! Who's the Sheila? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Cow. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Angry Pants' cow, that's right! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
And you hit her, whoo-hoo! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
That's one tub of ice cream for the lads, aha! Wackadoo, Nevvy! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
Yeah! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Hey, what... What are you...? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Get off her! Nev, it's Mildred! She's eating my... | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
Doris! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
No-o-o! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
Coming, Doris! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
Open wide, Mildre-e-ed! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
NEV GASPS | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
MILDRED BURPS | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
Crazy Keith? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Crazy Keith? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
'This is new.' | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
RUMBLING | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Keith? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Doris? Doris? Can you hear me, doll? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Oh, didge-me-doo-da. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
This stomach is dark! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Oh! Bonza! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Crazy Keith? Crazy Keith? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:44 | |
'Crazy Keith?' | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Crazy Keith? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
Oh! It's OK, Nevvy. Keithy-boy is cool and on the case. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
Doris? Oh, she ain't here. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
She's gone! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
Oh! The only bunny I ever loved has been digested! | 0:11:55 | 0:12:00 | |
KEITH CRIES | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Hello... Cow's have four stomachs, haven't they? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
Maybe she's in one of the others! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Ooh... Nev? I think I've found the way into stomach number two! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:21 | |
MOO! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Nev! I've found her! Oh! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
Zippidy-yeah! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
She's stuck. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
OK. Here's the plan. Nevvy, you go find some rope, | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
get the cow to eat the end. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
I'll tie it to me and Doris and you and Barney pull us out! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
OK, crazy Keith. No problemo! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Doris, be brave, my sweet! Be brave! | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
Oh, look! It's me big bumper bonza book of Australian folk songs! | 0:12:51 | 0:12:56 | |
What say we sing to keep our spirits up, eh? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
# Waltzing Matilda Watch Neighbours, and that | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
# Tie me kangaroo down And put corks on me hat | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
# Jeep in the outback And wallaby stew | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
# But I can't get a tune out this didgeridoo | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
# And it's no, nay, never! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
# Right up your... # | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Mildred?! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
You can sing?! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
And in Australian! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Oh, my lord! It's Angry Pants! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Yeah... I can sing cos I'm Mildred the singing cow! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:38 | |
PRANK: This is fantastic! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
We'll stuff all that fresh dairy milk nonsense. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
A singing cow will make me richer than ice cream! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
Eh? Hang on a minute! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
PRANK: I can finally jack in this crumby caretakers job! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Come, Mildred. Let's go. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
KEITH: Whoa! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Crazy Keith! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
MOO! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Cow? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
Gone! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
What do you mean you're knitting? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
-I've got enough scarves and gloves, thank you! -Quitting! I'm quitting! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:22 | |
Enough. Get someone else to fix your drains and your mitten infestation! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:27 | |
Do you do cardigans? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
This is my resignation. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
I'm going into show biz. Mildred here is gonna make me a star. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:37 | |
Erm... Mildred? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Mildred? Where are you? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
Mildred? Where are you, Mildred? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Mildred?! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
MOO! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Mildred! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
SNAP! SNAP! | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
SNAP! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
A-a-a-argh... | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Argh! CRASH! | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
Haha... Argh! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
Caught in the act! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Trying to steal my Mildred, eh? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
If there's one thing I won't stand for in this block, | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
it's cattle rustlin'. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
-Can't catch me! -Come here, bear! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Nah-nah nan-nah-nah! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
Sound's like Nevvy's got problems. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
There's gotta be another way out. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
Hang on a minute. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Superfizz tonic water? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Hang on, now, Doris. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
I'll have you out of here in a MOO! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
All mine! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
This is my one chance at fame. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
And fortune! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
-BLOWS A RASPBERRY -Can't catch me! -Oooh! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
Bear, it's COW or never! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
RUMBLING Eh? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Oh! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
D'you hear me? Now, what ever happens, just hold on tight! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
-BELCH! -Do-oris! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
No-o-o! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Ahh! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
Nev? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
Nev, what happened to the...door? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
SNORING | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
Hello, Barney. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
Cow. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Oh, sorry! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:33 | |
-Burglar? You thought I was a burglar? -Um... | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Yeah, exactly, and so, um, I threw an ornament at you. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
Shaped like a koala with a torch on its head? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
Christmas present from Mum - what you gonna do, eh? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
I feel really bad, so if there's anything I can do to make up for it? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:52 | |
No, no, no. It's fine. MILDRED MOOS | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Actually...you've got a lot of show biz contacts, haven't you? | 0:16:55 | 0:17:00 | |
Um...yeah. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Great. Can you get me the number of the biggest agent in Hollywood? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:08 | |
I've gotta go back upstairs, Nevvy, back into the cow! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:13 | |
I've gotta rescue my Doris. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
And this time, Keithy-boy is going prepared! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:21 | |
No, no, no! Angwy Pants. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
I know Angry Pants might see me, | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
but it's a chance I have to take to rescue Doris. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
She needs me now! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Into the cow! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
So long, Nevvy. Wish me luck, fella. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
Fwightened. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
-KEITH PANTS -I'm comin' up for ya, doll. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
..Yeah, yeah, that's right - | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
a singing cow... looking for a big Hollywood agent. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
That's you, yeah. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
..Audition? What, now? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
..Oh, no, no, no, no. Of course you can, yeah. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
Go on, Mildred, do your stuff. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
MOO! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Don't worry, she's just a little bit nervous. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
Take your time. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
-MOO! -Barney! Barney! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Crazy Keith! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
-TARZAN-LIKE CRY -Crazy Keith! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
Ahhhh! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
What are you doing? Mr Prank'll see you. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
I'm going back into the cow. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
No! That's too crazy, Crazy Keith. I won't let you. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
Shhh! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
..Yep, yep. Honestly - Australian folk songs. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:44 | |
-..Crazy! -Yeah, I know about that. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
Maybe she's not in the mood just yet. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Hang on a minute! I've got a great idea. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
# Uhh uh-uh oh... # Sing up, Mildred! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
MOO! | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
..Oh, no, no. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Just hang on one more minute, please. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
DIALLING TONE | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
No! Oh! Trust me to get a bloomin' prima donna cow! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:12 | |
Mildred, you could have been the biggest singing cow since... | 0:19:12 | 0:19:18 | |
Um... | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
..since, er... | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Anyway, you've ruined my life. That's it! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Could my life get any worse? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
Look, I've packed your bags. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
Get out of this building now. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Apparently, it could. I forgot I handed in my resignation. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:37 | |
Oh! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:38 | |
Miss Barbara, sir...er, ma'am, wait a minute. About the letter... | 0:19:38 | 0:19:43 | |
So, I managed to get me job back, and the way I see it, | 0:19:43 | 0:19:49 | |
I must've imagined the whole cow-singing thing. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
-Stress, most likely. -I think you're right, Mr Prank. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
Get rid of Angry Pants so I can rescue Doris. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
At least I've still got the cow, and with milk as fresh as Mildred's, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:08 | |
I'll have the best ice cream in town! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Ooh, talking of milk... Do you mind? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
It's about time she was milked, I think. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Ah, right... Bowl for the milk. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Right. Um... | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Um... Where are the udders? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
MOO! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
-Er, Mr Prank. -Yeah? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
I don't think you'll be getting any milk out of Mildred today. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:35 | |
-Or ever. -Oh! Why not? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
I think Mildred might be a Malcolm. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Oh. Excuse me, I've just got to, er... | 0:20:44 | 0:20:49 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Aaaaargh! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Right, now's our chance. Now we... | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
MOO! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
SQUELCH! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
PARPING | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
POP! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
WHISTLING, THUNK! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
Doris! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wa-hey! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
Doris, you're home! Whoo-hoo! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
Oh, I ain't never gonna not give you smoochies, not ever again! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
Not never, never, never! Mwah, mwah! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Mwah, mwah... | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Come on, guys. Give her a kiss. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Ya know you want to! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Er, that's OK, Keith. This is your moment. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Mwah, mwah, mwah. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Yucky. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
-Oh, Barney! -Well, do you think you could move over a bit, please? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
-Snuggly ducky-duck-duck squished. -Mr Cuddly-Wuddly's squished too. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
Still, Mr Prank DID say it would just be till tomorrow. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
SNORING | 0:21:55 | 0:22:00 | |
RUMBLING | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
-Get out the bed! -Quick! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Eurgh! Eurgh! Eurgh! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 |