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Shh! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
-Hello! -Shh! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
HE MUTTERS | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
So, what was all of that about? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Well, Melanie, do you know Beaky the parrot? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
Beaky? Beaky, hmm. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
-Maybe, is he the tell-it-like-is parrot on TV? -Yup. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:05 | |
-The one who made Simon Cowell cry? -Yep. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
He insults people and they find it hilarious. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
He's helping me present the Golden Gongs awards. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
-He's being brought over by his agent. -Groovy! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
So...? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
I made the mistake of saying that to Mr Prank yesterday. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
Turns out he's not just the world's worst caretaker, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
he's the world's biggest Beaky fan. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Pathetic. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Ugh! I've not had a wink of sleep all night. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
KNOCKING | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Is Beaky here yet? Is he? Is he? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
-It's 2am. He'll be here in the morning. -Just checking! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
KNOCKING | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Is he here YET? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
What, in the 15 minutes since you last asked? No. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
KNOCKING | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
# B-e-a-k-y, he's a bird I'll tell you why | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
# Go, Beaky! # | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Aww...poor ickle cousin Barney-warney. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Why have we been graced with your presence | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
and why's your hair done up? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
No reason! I was just passing really and... | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Oh, Nev! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Wait a minute! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
You're here to see Beaky, aren't you? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
No! No! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Yes! Mr Prank told me. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
He's a real, live TV presenter. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Well, so am I! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
Too right, bro. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Yeah, I know but you know you're, like, YOU. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Good point. I'd not thought of that. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
I'm just going to the loo to clean up. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Thanks, Nev(!) | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Pffrt! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
How come stupid Beaky gets all the fans? I haven't got any. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Here I am! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
-I know I've got you. You're my number-one fan. -Aye-aye! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Oh, hello. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Hi Todd. It's Beaky's agent. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Oh, OK, cool. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
They're nearly here. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Oh! Jibbidy-ya! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Beaky! Beaky! Beaky! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Oh, love you, Beaky. Ahh! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Barney, baby, you look fabulous. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
What've you done? Hair? Teeth? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Whatever it is, it is so you. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Hi Todd. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Beaky's so pumped up to be working with you. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Isn't that right? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Argh! His breath smells of poo! Argh! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Usual charming self then, Beaky. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
He's such a kidder. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
Argh! Shut up, Big Ears. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Stop saying that! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
Umm... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
# B-e-a-k-y, he's a bird I'll tell you why... # | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
This way, please | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
Ha-ha-ha. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
Oh, Barney! Just love what you've done with the place. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:13 | |
It's you, but not too much you. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
Thank you...I think. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
-PHONE RINGS -I'm going to take this call. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Oh. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
Tarquin, baby! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Fabulous, what's new? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Well, that was Todd and this is Beaky. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Beaky, this is Melanie. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
Beaky, wow! Beaky! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Beaky! Beaky! Beaky! Beaky! Beaky! Beaky! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
You've said the most Beakys in a sentence. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Do you want to calm down? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Argh! Silly hair, silly hair. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
What did he say? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
NEV LAUGHS | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Eh, nothing. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
Eh, Nev, this is Beaky. Say hello. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
-Hello! -Argh! Ugly furball. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
A-rrrrr! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
He's got that one right. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
How's everyone getting on? Super! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Argh! I want purple sunflower seeds. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
We don't have any, I'm afraid. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Argh! Beaky don't get 'em. Beaky don't perform. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Argh! Toilet-Face! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
Uh-oh! Barnster, a word please. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
-You don't have purple sunflower seeds? -No. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Oh, this is bad! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
If Beaky doesn't get them, he get's unpleasant. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
He's not unpleasant NOW? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
There's a shop, I can get them | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
while you stay here and mind Beaky. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
-OK. -You'll need to sign this. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
It's just a bit of paperwork | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
-which says that you're in charge of Beaky. -Oh, yeah? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
It also says, if anything happens to him, | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
I have to pay him £30 million? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
I tell you what. Why don't I go and get the seeds | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
and you can look after Beaky? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Barney said we can't let Beaky out of his cage | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
or sign anything. Got it, Nev? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Too right, bro. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
He sure looks nicer on TV. Don't you think? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Argh! And you'd look a lot nicer BEHIND a TV. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
I'm getting sick of you, you feather duster. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
Me too! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
Ah! Not if I see you first! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
OK, team, there's three of us to look after one bird. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
How hard can that be? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Easy-peasy. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Argh! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
-KNOCKING -'Beaky? Is that you? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
'Are you in there? Coo-eee!' | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
It just got harder. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Beaky! It really is you. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Argh! Baldy! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
He called me Baldy. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
I love it! Do it again! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Baldy! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
It's only funny when he does it, Bear! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Pffrt! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Beaky, I'm such a big fan of yours, I drew a picture of you on my chest. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:55 | |
-Ugh! -Oh, boy! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
Oh, dear. Oh, dear! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
That's rubbish. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
I'm sorry you don't like it but I have got another one. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
-No! -No-no-no! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
We don't need to see that one. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Argh! Boring! Next! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
NEV LAUGHS | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
No, no, no. Please wait, Beaky. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
I've loving sculpted a life-size model of you out of ice cream. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:22 | |
Ta-dah! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
Oh, well, it looked great last night. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Oh! Yum-yum! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
You're more stupid than the world stupid champion | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
and believe me, he's really stupid. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Ugh! He's right. I am! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
Come on, Mr Prank, pay no attention to that nasty, horrible bird. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:44 | |
I'm sure your sculpture was really good. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
He hates me! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
Argh! So long, Loser and Silly-Hair. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
I'm gonna help Mr Prank back to his flat. Todd, help me. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
Nev, you're in charge of the bird. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Beaky! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
Now, I do need to point out that all comments | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
by the bird are in jest so you can't take any legal action | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
or put them on your T-shirt. In fact... | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
A-rrrrrr. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Argh! Ugly furball. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
-Argh! You're a blue... -Pffrt! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-Hairy... -Pffrt! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
-Furry... -Pfffrrrt! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
You're good, bear. You're very good. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Too right, bro. Can't scare me. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
G'day, Nevvy. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Crazy Keith, Doris. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
Wow! So, who's your new friend? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Hmm...Beaky. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
G'day, I'm Crazy Keith but you can call me... | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
A hairy rat. Wah! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Eh, no, mate. I'm a koala. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Call the exterminator. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
You're looking for a punch in the beak. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Hairy rat! Smelly, hairy rat! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Ho-ho-ho. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Oh, wait, stop. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
No-no-no! | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
Ah, you're right, Nevvy. Fighting's not the answer. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
You're lucky there are ladies present. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Oh! Ugly rabbit. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
-Oh! -Ugly rabbit! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Oh! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
Don't make me angry, bird. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
Well, looks like we've manage to calm poor old Mr Prank down. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
'Why? Why doesn't Beaky love me?' | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
More or less. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
Mondo problemo! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Oh! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
I think he's taken the news of Beaky's escape quite well. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
-TODD SOBS -Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Well, as always, you've messed things up. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Lucky I'm here. He can't have got far. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
I'll search the top of the block, | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
you and Motormouth can search here. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
-Bet you I can find him first. -No way, Jose! I win! I win! | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Cool, the first one back with Beaky wins. Smell you later! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
Pffrt! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
Smile, please. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
OK, you're right, little blue dude. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
We can do this, let's find Beaky. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Yeah, yeah! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
'Argh! Big Ears and the furball. What a rubbish team!' | 0:10:18 | 0:10:23 | |
Stop saying that! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
At least we now know that Beaky's still in the flat. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
So, let's spread out and find him. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Sorry about letting Beaky out there, Nev. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
I kind of lost my temper a bit when he insulted Doris. Yikes! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
We'll be able to get Beaky back as long as he doesn't leave the flat. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
Hmm. I win! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Oh! Nev, your door flap. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
'Wah! So long, suckers.' | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Wah! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Oh! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
Oh, Beaky. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
We have so much in common. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
You like insulting people, I like watching people being insulted. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
I thought we'd be friends. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
SQUELCH! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Huh? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Bird poop? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
It, it can't be. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Beaky? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Argh! Baldy! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Beaky! It's you! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
I knew you'd come round. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Do you want something to eat? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
I could put the telly on and you could be rude. Waah! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-CRASHING -Argh! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
Oh, this is pointless. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Argh! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
We've searched the whole ground floor and no sign. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
Melanie obviously hasn't found him | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
or she would have brought him here by now. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
My career is over! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Too right, bro. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Oh! Looky-looky. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
What's this? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
Ugh! It's covered in bird's do-do. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Yucky. | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
It says "Only to be opened if Beaky has escaped." | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
Well, that's a big yes. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Yeah, yeah! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
"If you're reading this note, then Beaky has escaped | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
"and you need to know that he hides a terrible secret." | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
KNOCKING | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
I'll go. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
"If Beaky pecks somebody on the nose, | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
"they develop the terrible affliction known as jokeritis. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:25 | |
"The victim develops a large red nose..." | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
HONK! HONK! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
-"..crazy giggles..." -Hee-hee-hee-hee! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
"..and they can't stop playing annoying practical jokes." | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
ANDY LAUGHS | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Oops! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
HONK! HONK! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
What a day! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
First, I...YOU lose the world's most expensive and irritating parrot | 0:12:51 | 0:12:56 | |
and now, we've gained this practical joker. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
I warned you, Baldy. Put down the water balloon. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
OK, that's the warning. Over to you, Nev. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Achoo! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
I can barely hear myself think. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Argh! Even with those massive ears. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
I do not have big ears. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
-Argh! Shut up, Big Ears. -Stop it. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
-Big Ears. -Stop it. Stop it! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Big Ears. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
-You are a rude, ungrateful little bird. -Big Ears! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
If it wasn't for me, you'd still be insulting rabbits in that pet shop. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
-So, get down. -Argh! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
That's it. Come to the Toddster. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Argh, shut up, Big Ears. Argh! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
T-t-t-Toddster! | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
-Argh! -OK? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Pffrt! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Made you jump. Hee-hee! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
THEY GIGGLE AND LAUGH | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Argh! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
-So, you found Beaky, yeah? -Mmm. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
But then you lost him. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
But not before he infected Angry Pants and Motormouth with jokeritis. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
Great work, Nev(!) | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-Wahoo! -Boing! -Wahoo | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
I can't take much more of this. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
Too right. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Behave! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
-Boing! -Wahoo! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
Right, I'll find Beaky. You sort out these two. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
Rather you than me. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
I know, I know! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
Crazy Keith! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
-Boing! -Wahoo! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
-Boing! -Wahoo! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
-Boing! -Wahoo! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
-Boing! -Wahoo! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Whoa! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
Hello. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
Crikey, Nevvy. That Todd bloke and Angry Pants | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
have gone silly-billy with that jokeritis thing. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
Wahoo! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:55 | |
What are you gonna do, Nev? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
-I don't know. -Come on, you need a plan. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
Too right, bro. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
And, look, I've got just the thing. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Jibbidy-ya! Ho-ho-ho! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Hi, Aunty Barbara. I don't suppose you've seen a parrot, have you? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
Oh, yes, lots. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
I've seen some in the Congo, in South Africa and... | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
No, I meant recently in the block. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
Oh, no, 'fraid not. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
OK, thanks, see you later. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
-Parrots here? Poor girl, she needs to get more fresh air. -Argh! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
Oh, look. There's one! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
-Argh! -Oh! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
BARBARA SCREAMS | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Tip-top knot. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Spoilsport! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
-Yes, boo. -Boo! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Shhh! Dum-da-dumm-dum. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
-GERMAN ACCENT: -Good afternoon! | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
I am Dr Ludwig von Beatbox from the Institute Of Unfunny Funny Diseases. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:06 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
What we have here is a very bad outbreak of jokeritis. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:15 | |
The only cure for this is a taste of your own medicine. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:20 | |
BOTH: Oh(!) | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
Nev, bring out the pie cannon. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:26 | |
Aye, aye, captain. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
With this cannon, I am going to repeatedly hit you | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
with the cream pies until it is no longer funny. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
And then, and I will say this only once, | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
you will be cured. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Pffrt! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Nev. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Three, two, one... | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Unt again, Nev. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
NEV LAUGHS | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
Hmmm... | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
This may take a while. Hmm... | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Right! I think it may have worked. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Time for the test. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
OK, watch me. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
Watch me! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Three, two, one... | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
It did not work. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
He talks funny. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Worry not, Nev. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
It is time for Phase Two! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
Here, this will cure them for sure. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
KNOCKING | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-I wonder who that can be. -Santa Claus. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Jibbidy-ya! Santa! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
It is not ze Santa! | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
'Argh! Beaky's got a surprise for you two.' | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Can't scare me! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Argh! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:21 | |
Awoooga! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
-Boing. -Wahoo! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
One, a-two, a-one, two, three, four... | 0:18:30 | 0:18:35 | |
THEY PLAY OUT OF TUNE | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
QUIET! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
What is going on here? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Bernie! | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
Aunt Barbara, Todd, are you OK? | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
Tag, you're it. Ho-ho! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Where's Beaky? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:06 | |
Argh! Hello, Poo-Breath. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
That's lovely. I can see things have been going well. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
Oh, I forgot how heavy that is. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Here you go, Beaky. I've got some nice seeds for you. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
Oh, look at them. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
Lovely. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
Emm... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
..why is there custard in my shoe? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
Because you smell! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Mr Prank, sit down right now or I shall be very cross. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
You too, Aunt Barbara. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
And you, Todd. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
Oh! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
I'll deal with you lot later. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
-Beaky. -Argh! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Yummy, yum-yum. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
Jibbidy-ya! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
Argh! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
Nice work, Nev. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Now, what's wrong with these three? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
He-he-hem. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Oh, what's this? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
"Beaky has a terrible secret... blah-blah-blah... | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
"Jokeritis! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
"Blah-blah-blah..." | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
Mondo problemo! | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
Well, not really. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Didn't you read the back? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
It says the cure is to be tickled with one of Beaky's feathers. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
Oh! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:18 | |
Yeah! So, go on then. Do the honours, Nev. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Hee-hee-hee! | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Tickle! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
Tickle! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
Tickle! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
What just happened? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Can you hear bagpipes? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Why is there a lampshade on my head? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
You've all lost your memory. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
It's one of the side effects of jokeritis. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
The other is you'll find nothing funny for 24 hours. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
What's jokeritis? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Hermione, find out what jokeritis is. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Well, I best be off. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
We'll be late. Haven't even rehearsed! I'll get changed. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
-SQUELCH! -Argh-oh! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Who put a bucket of slime above my door? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
Oh, what a day, Nev! I'm so relieved it's over. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
-Too right, bro! -At least the award ceremony went well. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
My favourite bit was when Beaky called P-Diddy "Piddle D"! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, yeah! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
He was chasing him with a broom! I presented it on my own! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
Groovy! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
-Anyway, night mate. -Love you, Barney. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Wack-a-doo! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Oh no! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
Only joking! Ha ha ha ha ha! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
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