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Gonna have to sell some ice-cream soon, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
otherwise I'll have to find another job... | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
-Morning, Mr Prank. -Hello, Mr Barney, sir! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
-Can I help? -Yes. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
-I'd like an eat-on-the-street walking-to-work special. -Coming up! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
Hold that, please. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Good morning, Barney. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
I don't think cleaning ice-cream vans is a proper career, do you? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
Barbara, I've got a proper career. I'm a TV presenter. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
You don't want to become a caretaker like Plank, do you? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Erm... I guess not. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Phew! That was close. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
I don't want old Barbara finding out about my ice-cream job. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
Not that business is booming. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
You're the only customer I've had all week. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
-I'm broke. -You should marry someone rich, Mr Prank. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Your troubles would melt away. No more ice-cream for you. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
No more caretaking! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
MR PRANK BLOWS NOSE | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
-I'd make the perfect husband. -I can see. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
I thought the place needed brightening up a little. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
Do you like flowers, Nevvy, dear? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
NEV MUMBLES | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Woof, woof! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
SHE SNIFFS | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Oh, I do like the smell of a freshly cut rose. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Hmm. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
-Treat, Nevvy? -Mm-mm... | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Wait for it! Wait for it! And... | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
-Go! -Mmm. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Perfect! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Cooey! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
Wagh...! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Ooh, look at you and your big van. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Oh, don't you look handsome with your uniform! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Oh, the only wife I'll find round here is a loopy one! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Miserable weather. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
I've had it for the day. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Morning, Nev! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
Postie! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
I simply can't hold it in any longer! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
Yucky, run! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
No, silly! I've had some wonderful luck. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
-I've won the lottery! -You win, you win! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
# Yeah, I've got a winning lottery ticket! | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
# I've got a winning lottery ticket! # | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-Oh, we're rich, Mr Prank! -We certainly are, Mrs Prank! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
# Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah. # | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Ahem! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
-Oh, Mr Prank. For me? -Of course, my dear. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:21 | |
-Mwah, mwah, mwah! -Yucky! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Oh, no-one's ever given me flowers before! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
Ah-choo! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
Or stalks before. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Hmm, confused... | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
MR PRANK LAUGHS | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Now listen. Postie's lottery win is my ticket to a fortune. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:43 | |
Do not ruin it, got it? Now scram, blue bear! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Erm, shall we luncheon, my letter-lobbing lovely? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
Why, thank you, Mr Prank! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Postie... Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
I know, I know. Crazy Keith. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Keith! Keith... Wagh! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Whoa... | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Quick! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
Quick! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Crazy Keith! Crazy Keith! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Up here, Nevvy! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Just enjoying a little bounce with Doris, ha-ha. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
-What can I do you for? -Postie, Postie, help! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
What? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
-Postie's in trouble? -Too right, bro! Angry Pants! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
Ah, you do surprise me, old Angry Pants is involved. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
Come on, Nevvy. Let's have a look. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Now... | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
Cheese and onion? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Oooh! You know how to spoil a girl! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Are you all right, Mr Prank? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
Never better! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
Oh... | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
-Postie... -Yeah. -Will you...marry me? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:10 | |
Oh...! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Oh, be still, oh beating heart! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
It's all such a rush! I need to take some air for fear of the vapours! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:21 | |
Ooh... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Let's not beat about the bush, love, eh?! Yes or no? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Oh, yes! Yes, yes! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Yes, yes, yes! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Sealed with a loving kiss! Mwah...! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:38 | |
-Oh! -Sorry, love. I've got a wedding to organise. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
Oh! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Oh...! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Well, that's knocked seven wedding-bells out of me! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
What's he marrying her for?! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
-M-m-money! -Ah, she must be loaded if Angry Pants wants to tie the knot! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
Too right, bro! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
That sneaky...! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Mind you, I think Doris has an eye on me for my moolah! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
-Poor Postie! -Ah, you're not wrong there, Nevvy. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
You've gotta stop the wedding, for Postie's sake! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
SCREAMING AND BANGING | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Oh-oh. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
-Crikey! What's happened now? -Postie, quick! Coming! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:19 | |
GIGGLING | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Who would have thought it? You, getting married! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
So, who's your knight in shining armour? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
-Well, he's very kind and he loves animals. -Oh, I like him already! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:38 | |
And he's very, very, very handsome. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
Come on! Tell us. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
It's Mr Prank, of course! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Not Plank... Not Plank? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-Are you sure, Postie? -Oh, I've never been more sure | 0:06:56 | 0:07:01 | |
of anything in my life. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
He wants us to get married right away and you're all invited, ooh! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
It's so romantic! Look, he even bought me an engagement ring! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:13 | |
Solid plastic! How lovely! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
-How very Plank. -Oh! I want this to be the happiest day of my life. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:26 | |
Oh, my dear! With my help, it'll be a day that you'll never forget. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:32 | |
-Melanie here can be your bridesmaid. -Yay! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-And I'll provide the dress. -Can't I choose my own dress? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Nonsense! My friend Loriel will run you something up! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
She's made my entire wardrobe! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
-Come along, Melanie, dear! -But, Aunt Barbara... | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
-Hello, Postie! -Oh, hi, Nev! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Ooh, Nev, will you be my page bear? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
OK! Erm, what's that? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
Oh, you'll be in charge of the wedding ring. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
You'll need to get it from my fiance. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
And look after it until the vicar asks for it. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-Groovy! -Yay! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Hmmm... Sparkly. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
'Ello?! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
Is that the quicker vicar? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Yes, I'd like you to marry me this afternoon. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
What do you mean you think we should get to know each other first?! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Excuse me, Mr Plank. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Hmmm? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
I mean, Prank. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
(Plank.) | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
INAUDIBLE TALKING ON PHONE | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Not marry me! Marry me and my future wife. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Yes. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Melanie! Hello. Poor Postie. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
Poor Postie? What about poor me! Look at this bridesmaid's dress | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Aunt Barbara's friend made for me. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
BEAR LAUGHS | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Ready. Uno problemo. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
You're telling me. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
-BARBARA: -Melanie, dear! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Coming! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Smelanie, wait! Oh... | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Psst! Nevvy! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
What? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
-How's the wedding-wrecking coming along? -Mmm, pants. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
Ring-ring! Ring-ring! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Wackadoo! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
Here I am! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
Woah! Hey Nev, it's me. Hey, have you heard the news? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Mr Plank and Postie are getting married this afternoon! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
-'How random is that?' -Did he say this arvo? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
I said they could use the flat for the ceremony, hope that's cool. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
Oh, and guess what? Postie has asked me to give her away! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
What an honour! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Barney! Weddy! Mundo Problemo! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
OK, people, let's shoot this thing please. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
OK, mate. I've gotta go. I'll see you later. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Oh, Wackadoo! | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
HE GASPS | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
Just over an hour until Postie makes the biggest mistake of her life. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Poor Postie. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Oh! There's only one thing for it. As page-bear, Nevvy, | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
you need to get that wedding ring off old Angry Pants. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
When you've got it, we'll hide it. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Cos if there's no wedding ring, there'll be no wedding. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:19 | |
Stop Postie wed. Stop Postie wed. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
MI-I-IAOW! HE GASPS | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Stop the wedding, blue bear? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Um, n-n-n-no. Nothing. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Oh, n-n-n-nothing? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Um, sparkly. Now please! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Oh, so you want the wedding ring, do you, page-bear Nev? Want this? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:43 | |
-HE GASPS -Yeah-yeah! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
MI-I-I-A-OW-W! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Oh no... | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
If you're gonna scupper the wedding, you can forget about being page-bear. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:54 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
Oh yes! HE SNEEZES | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
This ring stays with me until it's safely on Postie's finger, | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
at our wedding. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
In just one hour. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
N-n-n-no. Stop Postie wed! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Yeah-yeah-yea-yes. Get him, Bandit. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
MIAOW! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
-HE GASPS -Run! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Come here, bear! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
-Can't catch me! -Miaow... | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Think I already have, bear! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
'See you after the honeymoon, page-bear! Ha-ha!' | 0:11:22 | 0:11:27 | |
Oh, streuth! Poor Nevvy. How're we gonna stop the wedding? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
I know! I'll dig my way down to the old tunnel and free Nev. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
It's been a while since I've been, but I think I can remember the way. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Ha! A koala never forgets! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
..Or is that elephants? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Oh...I forget. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
Fwightened... | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
CLANKING | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
What's that? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
'It's me, Nevvy!' | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
Crazy Keith! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Quick! Zoom! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Hang on! I'm coming for you, buddy! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
SCRAPING | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Nevvy? Nevvy? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
Ahh! Walloping wallabies! | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
I've tunnelled into the boudoir! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
Oh! I'm positively blushing! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
I'm positively out of here! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
SCRAPING | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
Yes! PPPRRRT! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Yes! PRRRT! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
You'll see an ice-cream van outside the block, quicker-vicar. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Yeah-yeah-yeah, you can't miss it. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
No, if you'll excuse me, I've got a bit of business to attend to. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Yes, goodbye! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
KEITH WHIMPERS | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
I'm glad our Doris isn't here to see this. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Poor Postie. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
GRUNTING AND SCRAPING | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Ah! At last! There you are, Nevvy. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Crazy Keith! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
We haven't got long now, Nev. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-The vicar's on his way and the ceremony's about to begin. -Too late! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
Ah, maybe not, Nevvy. I've got an idea. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
It's a bit risky but it might just work. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Come on, buddy. Follow Crazy Keith! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Yeah-yeah! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
CRASH | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
ORGAN PLAYS | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Call yourself a quicker-vicar? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Rubbish... | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
BOING! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Ooh! Plank, I'm stuck! Well, do something, man! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
Yes... I think we'll have to widen the door, or... | 0:13:35 | 0:13:40 | |
-..Right! -You imbecile! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
Right, where's that vicar... | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Hello? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
I'm here for the happy couple. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Not today, please. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
Phewee! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
MI-I-I-IAOW! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
AAARGH! Run! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
-MIAOW! MIAOW! -Aaarrgh! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
ORGAN MUSIC | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Oh, at last! The quicker-vicar! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
Ah, bless you, my child. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
You're a bit short for a vicar, ain't ya? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
I'm not too short to give you a punch on the doo-da, mate! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
MUSIC: "Wedding March" by Mendelssohn | 0:14:45 | 0:14:50 | |
About time! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
Look at you! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Yes. Just look at me. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
I was talking to the bride. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
Um, where's Nev? He's the page-bear. He's got the ring, hasn't he? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:18 | |
Oh..err... Ah, yes, yes... He sends his apologies and, err... | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
I've got the ring now. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
It's not like Nev to miss a party. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Nah, you're right there. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
-I...I mean... -Keith, is that you? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Ssh! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
'Scuse me, can we just get on with this, please? | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
OK, fellas, here we go. Ahem... | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
ORGAN MUSIC | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
If anyone has a good reason, or wants to make one up, | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
why this pair cannot get married, | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
speak now... | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-Aaargh! Cat's got me! Aaargh! -Miaow! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
I said, speak now... | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
Oh... Where are you, Nev? | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
-Aaargh! -Miaow! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
I asked you, one last time, | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
if anyone has a reason why this pair cannot get married? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
Speak now, or forever hold your doo-da. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
SCREECH | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Come on, don't be shy! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
Oh, come on! Everyone's happy with this. Just get on with it, will you? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to witness the marriage | 0:16:22 | 0:16:27 | |
of poor old Postie, ha-ha, to Mr... Andy Plonk. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:32 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
Plank! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
It's Prank! Andrew Prank! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
Keith, are you trying to stop this wedding? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Trust me, Barnster. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
'Scuse me! Can we stop the whispering? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
-Can we just get on with it quicker, vicar? -Sorry. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Do you, Andrew Stinky-Feet, Hairy-Hands, Baldy-Bonce, | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
promise to take Postie to the cleaners as soon as you are married? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
-And never speak to her again, for as long as you both shall live? -Keith! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
I do. SHE LAUGHS | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Do you, Postie, promise to give this horrible man your lottery winnings | 0:17:06 | 0:17:13 | |
-in return for a life of drudgery? -What? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
Don't I just! SHE LAUGHS | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
-Miaow! -N-n-n-no! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
Nice try, bear, but you're too late to stop this wedding, look! | 0:17:22 | 0:17:27 | |
The deed is done! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
I am a married man. A very rich married man. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Now hand over the winnings, wifey, I want my money! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:37 | |
I don't understand? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
I should have known. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
Plank would never marry for love. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
What a rat bag! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
Yeah, too right. I've had enough of this place. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
I wanna go and live on a beach somewhere, with half her winnings. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
The law says it's mine, now I'm married. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
Um, actually, you're not married. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
Oh yes, of course I am, yes. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
You're not. Cos he's not a real vicar. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
HE GASPS | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
Streuth! I've been defrocked. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
What?! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
CAT LAUGHS | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
Come here, quicker-vicar! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Got ya! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
SPLAT! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wackadoo! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
-Over here, you dingbat! -Right! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Oi! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
Ah... | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
Right! HE WHIMPERS | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
- Err...err...! - Chew on this, Plank! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
HE YELPS | 0:18:34 | 0:18:35 | |
SPLAT! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
SHE GROANS | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
-Oh! -You may kiss the bride. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Now, where's that bear? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
He started all this. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
-Can't catch me! -Miaow! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Got this, bear?! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
SPLAT! | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Oh... Oh. Oops. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
OK, look. That's enough. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
SPLAT! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Food fight! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
SPLATTING AND GROANING | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Food fight! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
-Wackadoo, Nevvy! Great wedding. -Yeah-yeah. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
SPLATTING AND GROANING | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
SPLAT! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
We have a sticky situation here. Requesting back-up. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
I'm going in. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
SPLATTING AND SHOUTING | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
-Nice hit there, Nevvy. -Wee-hee! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:49 | |
BLOWS WHISTLE | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
POSTIE SNIFFLES | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
So this is your ice-cream cake, is it then, Sir? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
Err... No, it's hers. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
This was supposed to be the... happiest day of my life. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
'Scuse me, Madam... | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
ROMANTIC HARP MUSIC PLAYS | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
It's Miss, actually. Officer. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
Hello, Miss. Call me Roddy. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Err, excuse me! Rodders! She's still my fiance, you know. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:33 | |
Ha, not any more! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
You just wanted me for my money. Well here, take it. Take it all. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:41 | |
Are you sure? Oh! Oh, thank you! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
I'm rich! Don't care about you lot. I'm rich! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:48 | |
I just want someone to love me for being me. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
I shall have to take you under police protection. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-Ooh... -A romantic meal for two. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
With apple pie and...custardy. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
Oh! What girl could resist a man in a uniform. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:11 | |
Hang on a minute! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
-This scratch card's only worth a fiver! -Hold it there, Plank! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:18 | |
Yeah, but... I'm upset too, you know. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
I've lost a fiance...and a fortune! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
And don't think I don't know who took those lovely flowers of mine. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:29 | |
Here, buy a bunch with the winning ticket! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Hey, well done for doing the right thing, Nev. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
You really saved Postie from a life with old Angry Pants, you know. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
-Love you, Barney. -Maybe I'll still get to use my best man's speech. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
Wackadoo, Barnster, keep that speech on the boil! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
-I've just popped the question to Doris. -Oh, well done, Crazy Keith! | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
-Do you think she'll say yes? -Mmm. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
She hasn't said anything yet. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
I think she's playing hard to get. | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
Ha, unlike your ice-cream! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
-Ha-ha. -Don't even think about it, mate. -Wackadoo! -Keith! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
Wow you're strong! One second! | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
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