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How about this trumpet? Do you want to keep that? | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
-No way, Jose. -OK. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
Erm, wetsuit? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
Er... | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
You never did wear it much. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
We've put loads of stuff in there. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
The charity shop will love us! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Blue bears will queue round the block for that wetsuit. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
-Too right, bro. -What about this storybook? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Barney! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Come on, Nev. Jack And The Beanstalk? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
When was the last time you read that? Don't give me the sad face... | 0:00:48 | 0:00:53 | |
OK, you win. The box is probably full anyway. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
Eh? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
It's empty! But we've been putting stuff in there all morning! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
NEV GASPS | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Magic box! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
No, | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I don't think so... | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Let me try something. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
OK, Nev, I'm now gonna put the scarf in the box. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
Scarf! Nice! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
That's strange, I can feel something on the end of this scarf! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
It's almost as if someone's in the box! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Ah! G'day, Nevvy, Barney! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
-Crazy Keith! -I thought as much. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-Crazy Keith's been stealing our stuff. -Stealing? How dare ya! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
I just hate to see a good trumpet go to waste! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
We're taking it to a charity shop. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
I'm a charity. Save The Koala! We're an endangered species. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
Even so, you don't need my scarf. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
-But I like it! -No, it's my scarf... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Ahhhhh! My scarf... HE FALLS DOWN DEEP HOLE | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
CRASH Ow! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
I'll have the rest of the stuff back, please! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Nev, no more messing about. Let's get the stuff in the box. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
But, no, no, no, no! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Why keep it? You never read it. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
Magic beans. Now, please! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
OK, how about I read it one last time, | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
especially the part with the magic beans, then we give it away? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Yeah, yeah! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
-This used to scare you. Sure you'll be OK? -Can't scare me! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
All right, then. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
Once upon a time, there was a young boy called Jack. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Jack lived with his mother... | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
NEV LAUGHS | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
..And the giant roared, | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
"Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
"Be he alive or..." | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
Oh, come on, Nev, it's only a story! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
-Frightened! -I know, but it's not real! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
There's no such thing as evil giants in real life. Absolutely no... | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
< Roooooaaaarrrr! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
I smell the blood of a little blue bear | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
who left muddy paw-prints in my clean hallway! | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
Be he ali... | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
Oh, hello Mr Barney, sir! I thought you'd be at work. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Hi, Mr Prank. I took the day off. I've got clearing out to do. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
Ooh, an excellent idea! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
Always a good idea to get rid of the rubbish, | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
and throw away the useless stuff you don't need. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
Did you mention muddy paw-prints? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Did I? Er, no, I... Oh, yes! Don't worry about it. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
Anyone could've left them. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Probably did it myself! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
Anyway...ooh, look at the time. I've got to be off. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
Thanks for the invite, goodbye, Mr Barney, bear... | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
I'll...I'll see you later. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Er, where was I? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Frightened. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Ah, yes. No such thing as evil giants, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
no such thing as golden hens, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
and no such thing as magic beans. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Jack And The Beanstalk, goodbye! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
< Bonzer! Thanks, Barnster! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
Keith! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Catch you later! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Bring that book back! And the rest of our stuff! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Hmm...hmm... | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
magic beans... | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Hmm...magic beans... | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Yum, yum! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Three, two, one... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Magic! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Now, please! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Hmm... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
HE FARTS | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
Oops! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
HE SNIFFS AROUND | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
HE GASPS | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Magic beans! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Yeah-yeah! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Magic beans! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Three, two, one... | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
Magic! Now, please! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Hmm... | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
nothing. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
HE BURPS | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Hmm... | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
HE GASPS | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Magic beans! Beanie bag! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Ha-ha! Jibbidy-ya! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Ha-ha! Magic beanbag! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Jibbidy-ya! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
Magic beans! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
BUBBLING | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Oh, it's no good. Keith wouldn't give me the book back. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
We'll have to just... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
Nev? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
Nev? Where have you gone? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Barney? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Nev? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
I'll get my hands on that bear eventually, Bandit! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
BANDIT MEOWS | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
And when I do... | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
Oh, there you are, Prank. Lazing about on the floor as usual. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
-One of these days I'll actually find you doing some caretaking. -I have! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
Do you know these skirting boards haven't been painted for over a week? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
-But Miss... -Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't-care-less-taker! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
That's what you are, Plank. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Sometimes I think we'd be better off employing a peanut to run this place. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
Hey, Barbara, Mr Prank. Have you seen Nev? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
-Has he gone missing? -Er, I think he has. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Oh. I do hope he isn't lost forever, and ever, and ever! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:15 | |
Of course not! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
We'll go searching for him. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Won't we, Plank? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
-Will we? -Yes. -Yes, we will. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Thanks, Barbara. I'll start upstairs. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Up you get then, Plank. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Nap time's over. Come on! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Nev? Where are you? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
I'll check Mr Barney's flat, then. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
BANDIT MEOWS AND GRUMBLES | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Here, Bear! Come to Mr Prank! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
Stupid bear! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
I hope he's gone for good. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
It would make my life a lot easier... | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
As if I'm gonna waste my time searching for that blue furball! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
Let those mugs search for him on their own. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Ooh, hello! Oh, yes! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:04 | |
Ooh. Now that's comfortable, yes! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
BUBBLING | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
A man could get used to this sort of luxury! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
-Oh yeah, this is the life! -BUBBLING | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Ooh! Oh, no! Help! I'm sinking! Help! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Bandit! Mr Barney! HELP! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Strewth! Angry Pants is being eaten alive! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
I'd better notify Nevvy and the Barnster! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Nevvy! Barney! Emergency! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Keith, are you serious? The beanbag has eaten Mr Prank? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
Saw it with my own eyes, mate! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Sucked him in like a smoothie through a straw! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
I know he's an old angry pants, but we still need to rescue him! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
I'd better throw him a line. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
I still can't understand how a grown man can fall into... | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Whoa! Something's pulling on it. Something heavy. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
He's alive! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Looks like you've caught yourself a caretaker, | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
and I don't wanna be around when you land him! Catch you later! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
Nev? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Prank? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
Hang on... | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Hang on. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
BUBBLING | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Come and have a sit down. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
There you go. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Nev? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
Mr Prank? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Well, say something! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
-NEV'S VOICE: -Love you, Barney! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
-PRANK'S VOICE: -Where am I? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
I'm sorry. Are you OK? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
-Ti-topperoo! -I think so! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Mr Prank, are you sure you're all right? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Of course I'm all right, Mr Barney, sir. Very good of you to ask! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:53 | |
Nev? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Here I am! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
OK, something very strange has happened here. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Don't worry about me, sir. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Cup of tea and a sit down and I'll be as right as rain. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Oh well, better get back to the skirting boards. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Who's that handsome fellow with Mr Barney? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:12 | |
Seems familiar somehow... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
Nev? Is that you? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Feel icky! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
I'm not surprised, mate! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
It looks like that beanbag's got magic powers! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
-It's swapped your body with Mr Prank's! -Confused! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
I'm sure you are, but we can work it out. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
-Magic beanbag! -No, don't go back in there! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
We don't know what else it might do. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
-I'm sure it'll wear off sooner or later. -Frightened. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
I know you are, but I'll look after you. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
HE SOBS | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Love you, Barney! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Yeah, I...I... | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
I love you too, mate. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
-IN MR PRANK'S VOICE: -Huh. Something's not quite right here. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
BANDIT MEOWS AGGRESSIVELY | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
I can't quite put my finger on it, but... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Ow! Bandit, get off me, you stupid moggy! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
Get off! It's me! Mr Prank! Your master! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
I said...get off! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
SMASH | 0:10:16 | 0:10:17 | |
Anyone would think I was a little blue bear. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
Ahhhhhhhh! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
I am a little blue bear! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Oh, no! I'm allergic to myself! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Yum, yum! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
See, Nev? We can still have fun. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
Jam! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Erm, maybe we should get back to the clearing-out. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Er, I dunno. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
OK... | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Parrot, sauce bottle, slipper...don't need that... | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
what about this T-shirt, Nev? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
No, no, no, no! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
It won't fit you any more. You'll have to lose a lot of weight. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
No...oh! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Mondo problemo! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
Right. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Come on, let's... let's get you cleaned up. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
-OK. -What am I gonna do with you? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Do-do-doo, do-do-doo, do-do-do-do-doo... | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
I've got to say, Nev, you're taking this very well. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Hello, ducky! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Stop it! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
I mean, I could get used to it. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
You're still the same Nev underneath, aren't you? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Too right, bro! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
I suppose you'll change back to normal in time. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
Let's get you out of the bath. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Let's find out what Crazy Keith's done with our charity stuff. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:57 | |
Actually, I might need to get a bigger towel. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Well, I suppose I've no other choice than to get on with my painting | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
until this swapsy-body thing wears off. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
It's much easier when you're only a foot tall. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
Neville, is that you? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Oh, thank gravy you're all right! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
No, it's not actually. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Well, aren't you a helpful little doggy! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
No, I'm not. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Don't grizzle-growl like that, | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
as that nasty caretaker made you do his jobs for him. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:40 | |
What a lazy man he is! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Lazy? I think he works very hard as a matter of... | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Oh, don't grizzle like that. Would Neville like a little choc drop? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
Oh. Choc drop, you say? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Well, I'm a bit peckish, now you come to mention it. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
All-righty. Up you come. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Come on now. Bark like a good dog if you want to have a choc drop! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
Do what? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
If you want a choc drop, you've got to bark like a good doggy! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
Oh. I see. Well, er... | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Woof. Woof. Woof. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Woof, woof, woof, woof. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Woof, woof, woof... | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
Now, can you believe the things people throw away, Doris? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
This is a perfectly good trumpet! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
-NEV'S VOICE: -Crazy Keith! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
Ah! Nevvy! Is that you? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Come down here and say g'day to me and Doris! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Here I am! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
It's old Angry Pants! We're done for! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
Crazy Keith! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
Help! Help! | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
Get behind me, Doris! I'll protect you! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Crazy Keith, it's me! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Huh? Nevvy? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Yeah-yeah! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
Oh no, Doris! The caretaker's eaten Nev! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
No-no-no-no! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
-It's me! Help! -It IS you! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:07 | |
Nevvy, you've changed a bit, fella! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Angry Pants! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Bang on. You've changed into your own worst enemy! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Friends? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Well, we don't judge by appearances, do we, Doris? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Come on, Nevvy, let's have some Angry Pants fun! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
-Go for it, Nevvy! Shake that booty! -Jibbidy-ya! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
I've never seen the flat from this angle before! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
There's some interesting stuff on those shelves. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
-Don't think Barney would mind if I borrowed that radio? -Groovy! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
HE CATCHES HIS BREATH | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Goodness! You do like your choc drops, don't you, little doggy? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:46 | |
-BREATHLESSLY: -Woof, woof, woof! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Sorry, Neville, you've eaten them all! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Now, it's time I popped you down | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
and I went to see if I can find out where that lazy caretaker's got to. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:58 | |
And I'll tell Barney that I found you. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Woof... | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
-De-doo! -Ah! Thank you, Nevvy! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
And...ah! What about that dusty old remote control? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
Groovy! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
-Hello, you two! -Barney! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
You've got more stuff to clear out? Just as well I got these boxes. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
I never did know what that remote control was for. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
Then you won't mind me holding on to it. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
I suppose not. How are you doing, Nev? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Tip-topperoo! | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
-AUNT BARBARA: -Plank! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
Time for a sharp exit! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
There you are! Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't-care-less-taker! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
I found little Nev, Barney, by the way. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
That caretaker is making that little dog do his work! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
Oh no, Barbara, you don't understand. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
I do understand, you silly boy. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
What have you got to say for yourself, Plank? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
HE BLOWS RASPBERRY | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Oh! So that is the respect you have | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
for a lady just over... well, early twenties... | 0:16:03 | 0:16:08 | |
I shall be letting my brother Rupert know about this. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
I'd be surprised if he doesn't give you the sack. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
HE BLOWS RASPBERRY | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Nev. You don't want to be responsible | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
-for Mr Prank getting the sack? -Yeah-yeah! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
No, you don't! Just say sorry to Aunt Barbara. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
-I'm sorry! -Too late! I'm going to write to my brother Rupert. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:30 | |
Brace yourself, Plank, to get fired! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Wow. She really is hard on poor Mr Prank, isn't she? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-Poor Angry Pants! -No wonder he's so miserable all the time. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
Yeah-yeah! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
I'll have a word. See if I can stop here from writing that letter. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
-You can carry on painting the skirting boards. -OK, Barney! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:54 | |
HE MUMBLES TO HIMSELF | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
I can't believe this stupid bear spell hasn't worn off, | 0:17:01 | 0:17:06 | |
on such a sunny day! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
I could be selling hundreds of ice creams out of my van today, | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
and making some real money for once! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
HE BURPS, MAN SPITS | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Hang on, so what if I am a bear? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
I can still sell ice cream! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
In fact, being a bear, | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
I can even get away with it without that old bat, | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Miss Barbara, spotting me at it when I should be caretaking. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
Yes, maybe things aren't so bad after all! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:37 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Right, then... | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Let's sell some ice cream! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
-Hello! -Oh, what do you want? Ice cream cornet? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
Yes, please! | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
Right, coming up. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
CRASHING | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
There you go, kid! £2.50. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Oi! Where's my money? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
Come back here, you thieving rascal! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
SHE CRIES | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
HE GRUMBLES | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
This is getting ridiculous now! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
How's a man supposed to run a business | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
when he's a one-foot-tall blue bear | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
who's allergic...to...him...self? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
CRASHING | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Right, that's it! I'm gonna find that bear, I mean me, | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
and get this swap sorted once and for all. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
Do-doo-doo, do-do-doo... | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
There you are! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Look at the mess you've made of my lovely floor! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
I've had enough of this business. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
You and me are getting back inside that cranky beanbag. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
No-no-no-no! | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
Ye-ye-ye-yes! Come here! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Run! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Come here, bear! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Can't catch me! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
BANDIT MEOWS | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Get off me, you stupid cat! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Didn't I tell you this before? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
I am Mr Prank, your master! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
That handsome creature over there is the bear. Got it? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
Now get him! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Run! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
BANDIT MEOWS AGGRESSIVELY | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Come here, bear! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
No way, Jose! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
BANDIT MEOWS | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Ha-ha! Got ya! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
Now let's get this magic reversed. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
BANDIT MEOWS | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
OK Nev, so I've spoken to Aunt Barbara, and... | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
BUBBLING | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
Nev? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
BUBBLING | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
-NEV'S VOICE: -Barney! Help! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
-MR PRANK'S VOICE: -Come here, bear! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Nev, what are you doing in the beanbag? It's dangerous! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Anything might happen in there! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
-NEV'S VOICE: -Barney! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
-Problem, Barnster? -You could say that, Keith. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
I need to get Nev out of the beanbag, quickly. Seen my scarf? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
You don't need a scarf, mate. It's not how the beanbag works! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
What do you mean? It's a magic beanbag! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
No, it's not. You just have to use the remote control. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
There's a remote control? For the beanbag? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
Yeah! It's the one I found on your shelf earlier. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
It's amazing what a beanbag can do. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Travel through time, make people invisible... | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
-I thought it was just for sitting on! -You thought wrong! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
Right, which button is it? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
The one that says "Put people back in the right bodies". | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
I guess that's what happened to them. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
That'll be that one...there. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
And...eject. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
-Aah! -Ooh! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
Nev! Mr Prank! Are you OK? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
-NEV, IN HIS OWN VOICE: -Love you, Barney! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Yay! Welcome back, mate! Not that you went anywhere. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
-It's good things are back to normal. -Too right, bro! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
I'm sorry about the mess we made of the painting. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
I spoke to Aunt Barbara, and she's not sending a letter yet. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
-BANDIT, IN MR PRANK'S VOICE: -Thanks, Mr Barney, sir, | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
as long as everything's back to normal. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Come on, Bandit, let's go home. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
MR PRANK MEOWS LIKE BANDIT | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
-Ah. -Hmm... | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
NEV YAWNS | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Sleepy-bear! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
-I'm not surprised, mate. What a day! -Too right, bro! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Still, I'm glad we got Mr Prank and Bandit into the right bodies. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:47 | |
Well, after we coaxed Mr Prank down from that tree. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Ha-ha! Angry cat! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
And I think Keith might be right about throwing stuff away. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
-I'm glad he kept the remote control. -Aye-aye, captain. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
And I held on to something for you. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Jack And The Beanstalk! Fancy a bedtime story? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
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