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Yum-yum!

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B-Barney, now, please!

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Mate, how many times? I'm not making pizza. I'm in a pizza advert.

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I've got my costume, props and my lines,

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"Bronto's Pizza - we love making dough"

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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So no pizza, but you'll find something in the fridge.

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Eat to keep warm cos the heating's broken.

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-HE CHATTERS

-Love you, B-B-Barney.

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Laters, mate.

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Congratulations, Barney.

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I see you've got a proper job at last instead of that TV rubbish.

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Pizza delivery is a growth industry.

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No, I'm not delivering.

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I'll take your dog for walkies later.

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He's not actually a dog.

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It's the least I can do.

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-Run along, we don't want the pizzas getting cold.

-They're not...

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Never mind. Bye, Aunt Barbara! See ya.

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# Doo-do-do doo-do-do. # Yum-yum.

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SCREAMING

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Yucky!

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Mmm...

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Ah!

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Nothing. Oh!

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Hungry.

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Yeah, yes!

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I know it's chilly, Doris, but you'll have to make do.

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Why don't you make yourself a nice hot bath?

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Get a few bubbles going,

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scented candles. Oh, nice and relaxing. Yeah!

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LOUD RUMBLING

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Crikey!

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That's either a busted boomerang or a didgeridoo.

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I'll check it out.

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Wait here, Doris.

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I won't be long.

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Don't you move a muscle. Wackadoo!

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Oh! Oh! Ooh!

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Keithy boy'd recognise that noise any place.

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Oh dear, oh dear.

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HE STRAINS

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-HIS BELLY RUMBLES

-Oh!

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Oh, hungry.

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I knew it!

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Strewth, Nevvy, that's what I call a tummy rumbler.

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Hello, Keith. I'm hungry.

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You know, my Doris suffers in the tummy department.

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She doesn't like to talk about it.

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-HE CHATTERS

-Feel icky. Oh...

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Sounds like you need some belt stretcher, Nevvy.

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I know just where to find some - Angry Pant's flat.

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-He's just had a fresh delivery of ice cream.

-Tip-top-aroo!

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That's it. That should stop my new delivery from melting.

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Useless thing.

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Oh! The sooner I get that thing fixed the better.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Hello? Who?

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'Plank! Plank! Plank, where are you?'

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It's Prank and I'm here...

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-at home.

-'Caretaker! Caretaker? Couldn't care less taker!

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-'I need you this instant.'

-I'm on my way up, Miss Barbara, sir, ma'am.

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Yes, OK, bye. The sooner I get that old thing fixed the better an' all.

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HE MUTTERS

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-Come on, buddy, follow Crazy Keith.

-Yeah-yeah!

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-OK, Nevvy, courtesy of Mr Prank...

-Angry Pants!

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..it's tucker time!

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Zippy-dea!

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THEY LAUGH

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Pass me that one, Nevvy.

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Me favourite flavour. THEY CHOMP

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Gonna need some raspberry sauce.

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Yum-yum!

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LOUD BURPING

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-SCREAMING

-Run!

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Wah! Don't worry, Nevvy.

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-It won't hurt you.

-It's me.

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Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, it's a pre-hysterical blue bear-asaurus.

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-Smile, please.

-That might be tricky.

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He's been frozen for thousands of years.

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HE BURPS Excuse me.

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We'd better skedaddle before old Angry Pants gets back.

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Lonely beary-saurus.

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Oh...

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You wanna take him with us, don't you?

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Groovy.

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Well, we'd better get him somewhere chilly fast.

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Even with the heating skewwiffy,

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he'll defrost quicker than a sauna full of arctic pants.

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-Heave!

-Heave!

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At last, Plank!

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What's the problem, Miss Barbara, sir? Er, Ma'am?

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It's my heating. It's on the blink!

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-That's why I'm wearing this.

-Well, it's very...

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nice. Let's have a look at your pipes, shall we?

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Oh, no, you can't come in, you'll have to book an appointment.

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Yeah...oh!

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Batty old...

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Ah-choo!

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Ah-choo!

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-Ah-choo!

-Miaow!

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THUMP!

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This isn't just a blue bear allergy.

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This is a Neville blue bear allergy that's much worse than usual.

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Something's going on in that flat below and it smells of bear trouble.

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If I don't get rid of Neville soon,

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I'm gonna sneeze myself into oblivion

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or...or...worse.

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Ah-choo!

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-Hurry, Nev, the bear-asaurus is melting fast.

-Quick! Push!

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I am!

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Phew-ee!

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Ah-choo!

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I know you're in there, bear.

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And I want you out of here. Now.

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-Angry Pants!

-Can't catch me!

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Whoa! Hide!

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Come to Uncle Andy...

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Whoa! Ah!

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THUMP!

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I'm all right. I'm fine, I'm fine.

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Ah-choo!

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I'll get you, bear!

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Can't catch me!

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Nev, we've got a problem.

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The cavebear's gone!

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Oh! Mundo problemo!

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CREAK!

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Uh-oh!

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MUNCH Pleurgh!

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Aaaaaaaah!

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Aaaaaaaaaaah!

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Aaaaaaaaah! It lives!

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Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!

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-I think he's more scared of us than we are of him.

-Frightened!

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Nah! All the same, you go first, Nevvy.

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Ah! Don't leave me!

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It must be behind the shower curtain, Nevvy.

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I know, I know.

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Oh! Easy boy, easy.

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-Aaah!

-Here I am.

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Rock?

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I'll handle things from here now, Nevvy.

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Rock, rock, rock, rock. Rock-rock, rock, rock.

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Rock.

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Oh! Rock, rock, rock. Rockedy rockle rocka.

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Rocky rock, Doris, rockedy, rock-rock.

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Rock!

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Yeah, just as I thought.

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Rocky here is homesick and starving hungry.

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Like poor Doris before we hooked up together,

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though she doesn't like to talk about that.

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-Hmmm. Poor Rockety.

-Yeah.

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Ice cream!

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What?

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Nev!

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Rockety, ice cream.

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Nah, I don't think he'll like it, Nevvy.

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He's a wild cave bear, thousands of years old.

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SCOFF! SCOFF!

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SLURP! MUNCH!

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BU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-RP!

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Wow! Now that's what I call evolution!

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Rock! Rock! Rock!

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Mundo ice cream!

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Ah, you'd better keep it coming, Nev,

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he loves ice cream. Ha ha!

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Ro-o-o-ock! Rock!

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OK, Bandit, take a big sniff of his scent.

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Now then, you get rid of that blue bear,

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and you'll get this.

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-Cash on delivery!

-Miaow.

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Now, you sort my Neville problem,

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and I'll fix the boiler in the cellar.

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-Miaow!

-Ah-choo!

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That bear!

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-Well, go on! Get him!

-Miaow.

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Miaow.

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Miaow.

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Walkies! Neville, doggy! Walkies.

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Huh!

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THUMP! Oh!

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Plank! What are you doing, man?

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Shouldn't you be fixing the heating? Run along!

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Run along? I just...! Yes, of course, run along.

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I was just doing it, Miss Barbara, sir...er...ma'am.

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I was just doing it.

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Just doing it, yeah.

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Oh! Whoa!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock.

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Rock-rock, rocko. Keep your loincloth on, Rocky.

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Nev, rock, rockedy ice cream, rock.

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Oh, Nev, at last.

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Walkies!

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Digi-me-doodah! Hide!

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Oh, this doggy needs a new collar.

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Rock!

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-When did you last brush your teeth?

-About 30,000 years ago!

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Who said that?

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Rock!

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Rocky, no!

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-Rock!

-Aaaah!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh, Rocky! I think Rocky thinks Aunt Barbara's a woolly mammoth!

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Neville! Neville, stop it. What do you think you're doing?

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And she thinks Rocky is Nev!

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I'm outta here!

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Nev! Nev! NE-E-E-EV!

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Neville, stop it! What do you think you're doing? Stop it!

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-It's Rocky. He's gone and...

-Miaow!

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Aaaaaaaah!

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See ya! Aaaah!

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Miaow!

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Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock.

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-Rock, rock, rock.

-Ha-ha-ha!

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Rock?

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Miaow!

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RO-O-OCK!

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-Miaow!

-THUMP!

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RUMBLE! SMASH!

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-Rock!

-Miaow!

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Oh! Digi-me-doodah!

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Now Rocky thinks Bandit's a sabre-toothed tiger!

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LOO FLUSHES

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Rock!

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-Miaow.

-SNIFF! SNIFF!

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Rock!

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Hello, Rockety!

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Rock.

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Rock, rock, rock.

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Rock, rock, rock, rock!

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Hey, I thought you were getting him some ice cream.

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-BURP!

-Ooops. Yum-yum.

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-You ate it yourself?

-Mmm.

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-Rock!

-Oh, never mind. Just come on, Nev!

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Rocky's off his rocker!

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Rockadoo!

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Oh!

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Must stop...mad dog.

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Neville! Oh!

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Oh! Call! Plank!

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Oh! Uh! Ah!

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CLONK! Oh!

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello! Oh!

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Ow! Ah!

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Who is it?

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Oh, Plank, I've just been attacked by that hairy hound, Neville.

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He's gone doggone crazy!

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First of all, he's not a dog... Anyway, he's gone what?

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Just get rid of that savage blue dog!

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Could you please follow my instructions, just this once?

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Oh, yes, Miss Barbara, sir...er...ma'am.

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Yes. Ha-ha-ha!

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Ha-ha-ha! Ow!

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Hee-hee-hee! Ow! I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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Rockety!

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Rocky, rock-rock, rocker! Don't know where he's gone,

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but we need to find Rocky before he destroys everything.

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I'll check out Angry Pants' pad,

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you check Barney's, in case he's doubled back.

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Rock!

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Rock! Rock, rock.

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# Doo dee-do Doo dee-do do-do... #

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Aaaaah!

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-Aaaaaaah!

-Plank!

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Woof-woof!

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Ah-choo!

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There you are, bear!

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Can't catch me!

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Come here, bear.

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Rock! Rock!

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-Aaaaah!

-THUMP!

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Aaah! Whoa!

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-Aaaaah!

-Aaaaah!

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Rock, rock, rock.

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Oh, strewth! Rocky thinks he's bagged a T-rex!

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Scaredy pants! Ha-ha-ha!

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-Rock!

-Oh!

-Rock!

-Ah!

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Rock, rock, rock!

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-Ah...ah...ah...

-Plank! Plank, don't you dare!

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Nevvy, let's take cover under the floorboards in my lair.

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He's gonna blow big time!

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-Rock!

-Ah...

-Rock!

-Ah...

-Rock!

-Ah...

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Aaaah...

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-No, no, no!

-Ah-choo!

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RUMBLE! SHATTER! CRASH!

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CRASH!

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Plank! Hanky, and untie me! SHE SOBS

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-Oh, excuse me!

-Just act like we're not here, Doris.

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Come on, Nev, we've got to get Rocky back where he belongs

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-before he wrecks the whole block.

-Rockety!

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I've got something that might just work. Behold!

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A gift from Dodgy Dave down the market.

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It's a time machine. I hoped it would come in handy one day.

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Zoom!

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-GROWL!

-Rockety!

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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Rock.

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Rockety.

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Oh, poor little fella. He looks so sad and homesick, Nev.

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Nev? Nev!

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Oh, wackadoo!

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-Oh, hurry up, Plank!

-All right, hold tight.

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GROWL

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He's hungry.

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What is that mad dog doing?

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Apart from getting up my nose, just standing there.

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Rock, rock.

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Rockety!

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Ice cream.

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Nev, it's you!

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You and not...him!

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I always knew that beast could not be my Nevvy.

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Do something, Plank. Don't let that messy monster get him!

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Right, OK then...

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Hang on!

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Is that ice cream, bear?

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Is that my Prank's ice cream?

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Your what, Plank?

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Oh, er... Oh!

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Oh, do shut up, Plank!

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-What's the ice cream got to do with you?

-Nothing.

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Nevvy's using it to save the day.

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Ice cream. Yum-yum.

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Rock, rock.

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Oh, Nevvy-doggy is such a hero!

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Oh.

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Here, Rockety. Ice cream.

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Love you, Rockety!

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Ha-ha. Ah.

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Rock, rock.

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And there we go.

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Ahem! Rock, rock, rock, rockedy ice cream.

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Rock-rock, home rock-rock.

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Rock! Rock!

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OK, Nevvy, it's time to say goodbye.

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Miss you, Rockety. Love you, Rockety.

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That's touching, buddy. Any last words before you go?

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Er...rock-rock, rock rock-rock.

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Rock, rock. Ha-ha-ha! Rock, rock rockedy rock-rock.

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Yeah, he says, "Bye."

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Jimminy-ah! Aaaah! Aaaah!

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Rock!

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Aaaaaah!

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Oh, er...that'll be the boiler.

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BOOM!

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See what you and your boiler have done, Plank?

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Poor Neville, the doggy. It's all over for him.

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-It should have been you.

-Yeah, I know.

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What?

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-Yeah, well...

-SNIFF!

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Well, the good news is my allergy's fine.

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CREAK!

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Wait!

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Oh! Ooooh!

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COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!

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It's me!

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It's Neville, the doggy!

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COUGH! COUGH!

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Walkies!

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Ah-choo!

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Who's a brave doggy then?

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I take it that's it for the monster then, young Neville?

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-You've seen him off?

-Yeah, yeah.

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Very good, but in future, if there's any unwanted guests in this block,

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I will deal with them.

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BLOWS RASPBERRY

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-Doggy needs a treat.

-Woof-woof!

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Good doggy!

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Rargh!

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-Aaaah!

-Aaaah!

-Aaaah!

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Hey, guys, where are you going? It's me! It's Barney!

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It's my Bronto's Pizza costume. I've got pizza!

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Guys?

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Were they expecting someone else?

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I can't believe everyone thought I was a real caveman!

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What gave you such a silly idea?

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-Everyone knows there's no such thing.

-Rock!

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Rockety!

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Rock, rock, rock, rock! Rock rock-rock rock!

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Rock!

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Oh, I take it back(!) Look, Nev, a real caveman.

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-Pizza! Rock!

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-Here you go.

-Cheers, Barney. Don't mind if I do!

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-Crazy Keith!

-Crazy Rockety Keith!

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