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Robopostie Rampage

Comedy series. Postie loses her job and is replaced by a robot, who causes havoc. Can Nev and Crazy Keith the koala stop the machine before it is too late?


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Ah, looking good! Ha!

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Right, fellas, I'm off to work. See you later, Nev. Love you.

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-Love you, Barney.

-Huh?

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Oh, wackadoo! Oh...

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Hey! Where did you get all those letters?

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Keith?

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Er, well, they're all, kind of, er...fan mail?

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I'm sorry, from who now?

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From, like, fans. Gulp!

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Right. Why do I 100% not believe that?

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Anyway, must dash. See you later.

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Yeah, cheers. Right! Time to start all over again.

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-TOWER CREAKS

-Nev - it's Postie!

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BOTH: Gasp!

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Ohhh...

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Crazy Keith, hide!

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Oh, wackadoo!

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Postie!

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Hello, Nev. I've got a delivery here for...

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-..Barney.

-SHE WEEPS

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-Ah!

-Oh!

-Poor Postie.

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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SHE WEEPS

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Hey! Boys! I just noticed -

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one of these letters is from old Angry Pants' cousin, Benny,

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the one that set his pants on fire.

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WEEPING

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What can that be?!

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-Oh, thanks, Nev.

-NEV GASPS

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Yeah, thanks, thanks.

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Thanks, thanks. Thanks, Nev.

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I've got plenty now.

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-Love you, Postie.

-Oh!

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I love you too, Nev.

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That's why I'm so upset. I really love this job.

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And now...I have to leave! Oh!

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No-no-no-no!

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I'm afraid so. I'm being replaced.

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The Posting Service says that posties are inefficient.

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SHE WEEPS

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Wackadoo, Doris!

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Looks like poor old Postie's for the high jump. Oh!

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It's not her fault all the post keeps falling through the floorboards.

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So they said they're going to replace me

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with a-a-a...with an android copy of myself.

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-That's some kind of robot, apparently.

-Oh, miss you, Postie.

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I'm going to miss you too, Nev!

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Now I suppose I'll have to go and tell Mr Prank.

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Angry Pants?!

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Oh, he's such a big softie.

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He's bound to take it hard.

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..And so they're going to replace me with a robot, Mr Prank.

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-Oh, so this is your last day, is it?

-Yes.

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-And after this I'll never see you again?

-Well, I suppose I could...

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YES!

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Ha-ha! Woo-hoo! Yes! Ya-ha-ha! Woo!

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Oh, Nevvy! Mwah!

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Bleugh! Ha-ha-ha! Yee-ha! Woo! Ha-ha!

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Oh, that's terrible news. Anyway, on with me caretaking duties. Goodbye.

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Oh, poor man!

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He's so overcome with grief, he doesn't know what to say.

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Love you too! Mwah!

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Well, looks like this is my last day delivering the mail.

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NEV GASPS

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No way, Jose! Hmm, Crazy Keith...

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Wackadoo, Nevvy, you're right!

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-We can't let the Posting Service replace Postie. I'm in.

-Groovy!

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Tomorrow morning, we commence Operation Get Postie Her Job Back

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By Getting Rid Of The Robot

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-And Getting Everything Back To Normal!

-Jibbidy-ya!

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But first,

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we need to find a catchier name for the operation.

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MECHANICAL BUZZING

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Delivery for Miss Beatrice. One china teaset.

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Open up and accept delivery.

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MECHANICAL BUZZING

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Ha! It won't be able to deliver that. Beatrice isn't in.

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Uh, never mind.

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SMASH!

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BOTH: Gasp!

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-Huh?

-Oh!

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Parcel for Miss Beatrice delivered.

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Wackadoo!

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This Robopostie looks like Postie, but it's very different.

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Too right, bro. Miss you, Postie.

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Yeah, and I don't want some crazy robot going hunting

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for post under the floorboards! Ha!

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It's time to commence Operation Get Rid Of The Crazy Robot

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And Get Poor Old Postie Her Job Back!

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Aye-aye, Captain!

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-Still got to work on the name, though.

-Mmm.

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Letter for Nev the bear delivered.

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-BLEEP! BLEEP!

-Error. Error.

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Error. Error.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Letter delivered.

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-BLEEP! BLEEP!

-Malfunction.

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Letter delivered. Letter not delivered. ERROR!

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-FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYS

-Arriba!

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Nev the bear.

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No-no-no-no.

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CRACKLE! BUZZ!

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HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

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Yo! Yo-yo-yo!

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-CRACKLE! BUZZ!

-Nev...the bear.

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No-no-no-no.

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Error. Error. Does. Not. Compute.

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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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-CRACKLE!

-Nev...the bear.

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No-no-no-no.

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Great work, Nevvy! Robopostie must be properly confused now.

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-Too right, bro.

-Our plan is working perfectly.

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Nothing can possibly go wrong.

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BANGING ON DOOR

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Wackadoo!

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Fwightened.

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BANGING ON DOOR

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-When I said nothing could go wrong...

-Yeah-yeah?

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-BANGING ON DOOR

-Oh...!

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..I may have been wrong!

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RUN!

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Aaargh!

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CRACKLE! BUZZ! CRACKLE!

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Woah-ah-ah! Quick, Nevvy - hide!

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Woah-ah!

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Nev the bear.

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C-c-c-can't scare me!

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-Hm-mm!

-Nev the bear. Letter delivered.

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Hm-hmph-hm-mm-mm!

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Raaargh! What's all this noise?!

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Postie?! I thought you had lost your job.

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I am not Postie. I am Robopostie.

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Robopostie is an exact copy of Postie.

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Except 1,112% more efficient.

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Well, you certainly knocked down that door more efficiently than she would.

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But the thing is, Robopostie,

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you can't go knocking doors down.

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You know why?

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I'm the caretaker...

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ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS

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..to fix all these doors and THAT can be dangerous!

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Miss Barbara's going to hit the roof when she sees all this damage.

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Why d'you keep looking at me like that?

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Robopostie loves you.

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-What?! I...

-You love Robopostie.

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-Now, wait a sec.

-We will be together forever.

-Oof!

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-Robopostie is fitter, stronger.

-Ooh, ow, ugh! Yeah...

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That's all very well but I've just gotta... I... Oh!

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Door...fixing time.

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Come back, love man!

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Confused.

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-Crikey! It really doesn't like doors, does it?

-Too right, bro.

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BANG! SMASH!

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-'Robopostie love Prank man.

-You're crazy, you are!'

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BANG! CRASH!

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-Looks like it's taken a real shine to old Angry Pants, though!

-Yeah-yeah!

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BANG! CRASH! I reckon we need a new plan.

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Robopostie's gone crazy-weird!

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Never mind delivering the post - it sounds like it wants to move in now!

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BANGING 'Aaaargh!'

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-Mondo problemo.

-SMASH!

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-Maybe we could try winning it over with ice cream.

-No-no-no-no.

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Oh, you're right - it's a robot!

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-Probably doesn't even like ice cream. Ha!

-Hmm.

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-Have you got any ideas, Nev?

-Hmm. Socks! Socks! Socks!

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I think this may be one of those rare problems

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that can't be fixed with socks, Nevvy. Oh...

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At least it's over at Angry Pants' and not here.

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THUMPING

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-Oh! I should just stop predicting stuff altogether!

-Hide!

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You are husband. You are lucky Prank man.

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I'm not ready for that sort of commitment!

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This will be our new home.

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We will live here together forever.

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-Oh, dear.

-Just you, Robopostie...

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NEV GASPS

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ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS

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-..and our son.

-What?!

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Fwightened.

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Come here, son. Your dinner is almost ready.

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NEV SCREAMS

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NEV SCREAMS

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Quick, bear - free me!

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Oh. Oh. Woah-ah!

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WHIRRING AND CREAKING

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-NEV'S TEETH CHATTER

-Fwightened.

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Lunch is at optimum readiness.

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Oh, darling, I do so look forward to your magnificent meals!

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Yeah-yeah.

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THEY LAUGH

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Lunch is at optimum readiness.

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Well, I'm not hungry so let me go. And that bear is not my son!

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Aye-aye, Captain!

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Incorrect. Nev is baby Prank man.

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-He has same dashingly handsome good looks.

-Huh?

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This is all your fault, bear.

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NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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Achoo!

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-I have prepared your favourite meal.

-Oh!

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Potatoes.

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Cabbage.

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And stake.

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What?! That's the wrong kind of steak, you complete loony robot!

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-I have worked worked very hard on this meal.

-Uh...

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'Oh, and it looks absolutely lovely.

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'The cabbage looks particularly nice.'

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-'Scaredy cat.

-Shut it, bear.'

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PLA-A-A-A-A-ANK!

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'Caretaker, caretaker. Couldn't-care-less-taker!'

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Plank! What is going on?!

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Oh, Miss Barbara, sir... Oh! I mean, ma'am.

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I-I-I-I can explain.

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The post is everywhere,

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the doors are smashed in, and here you are playing HOUSE?!

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With the post lady?!

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-Warning. Danger. Detecting romantic threat.

-Excuse me?

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-You love Mr Prank.

-What?!

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You are shouting and giving orders. That is the same as love.

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-Not exactly.

-You are prisoner.

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-Excuse me!

-Resistance is futile.

-Oh, you wait -

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I'll report you to the Postmaster General. You won't have a job...

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Right, bear - I don't like you and you don't like me...

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Love you, Mr Angry Pants.

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Achoo! But listen, I'll untie you,

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and then I'll distract her with my - brrrrr! - irresistible charm.

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And then you press that red button on her back to stop her.

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-Got it?

-Yeah-yeah.

-Good.

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-Don't mess this up, bear, else you're for it!

-No problemo.

-Right.

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CRASH! Hold still.

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She's coming - act casual, bear.

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# Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo

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# Doo-doo-doo

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# Doop-doo-doo

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# Doo-doo-doo

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# Doo-doo-doo. #

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Romantic threat contained.

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Oh, Postie - you say the funniest things. You're so funny!

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Thank you. Compliment received. Postie pleased.

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Have I mentioned how lovely your hair looks today? It really suits you.

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Thank you. Robopostie commencing blushing.

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And your...your eyes! Oh, your eyes.

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They're lovely, they really go with those flashing things in your ears.

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Yes. Of all the crazy robots that have ever taken me captive,

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you're the first to ever capture my heart.

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-Yucky.

-Get, get, get!

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Prank man affectionate humanoid.

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Boing. Boing.

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Boing.

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-Oof!

-I wish...

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YES! Ha-ha-ha!

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I'm a genius!

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Big red button pressed. Dance sequence initialized.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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Huh? The only thing that can make this worse!

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Groovy!

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Son untied. Dance sequence terminated.

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-MUSIC STOPS

-Commence pursuit.

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Uh-oh!

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Whoa!

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Crazy Keith!

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Whoa! Uh! Ouch!

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You OK, buddy?

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-Ugh... Here I am.

-Phew!

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At least you got away.

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We've been racking our brains for a plan to stop Robopostie.

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And I think we've got one!

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Tip-top-a-roo!

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Yeah, we reckon if we stay hidden down here for, like, 20 years,

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maybe Robopostie will run out of batteries!

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Hmm. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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Oh, you're right, Nevvy - it's a terrible plan!

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(It was Doris's idea.)

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What are we going to do, Nevvy? Postie's gone...

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Miss you, Postie.

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..and now her crazy robot replacement has gone wackadoo and taken over.

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Barney!

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You're right! When Barney comes home, he'll fix everything.

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Hey! What's happened to me door?

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Is something going on?

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I'll take that as a yes.

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Oh, boy! I've got good news and I've got bad news, Nevvy.

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The good news is that Barney's home.

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Love you, Barney.

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And the bad news is...

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-I enjoy watching TV.

-Yeah, but there's never anything good on.

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Especially now that our daughter, Barnadetta, has joined us.

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My dream has come true.

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I'm not happy about this.

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Do the voice.

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Oh, Mummy. It's wonderful that we're spending time together.

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Aw. Any brilliant ideas yet, Nevvy?

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No-no-no-no.

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Aw, me neither, buddy. Oh, wackadoo! Oh...

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Wait a sec - I've just had an idea about having an idea!

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Hmm. Confused.

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I invented this thinking hat for you ages ago, Nevvy.

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It's to help you come up with a brilliant plan.

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Groovy!

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We need it because Robopostie has got everybody -

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Barney, Aunt Barbara, old Angry Pants. It's up to you and me.

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Aye-aye, Captain!

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We need something to defeat a super strong robot.

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But what are posties afraid of?

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I know, I know!

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KLAXON WAILS Wackadoo!

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-I knew that thinking hat would work!

-Quick!

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Wait for me, buddy!

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Oh, all right then. Is it a film, a book or a TV show?

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Is it a song?

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This is pointless - you can't play charades with your hands tied.

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Do the voice.

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Oh, Mummy. It's terribly difficult to play charades when tied up.

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CRASH!

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Aaaaargh!

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Oh... I've had enough of this nonsense!

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How did you get free?

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-Here I am!

-I was freed by this frightfully clever little doggie.

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Woof-woof!

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Dog? Danger!

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Grrrrr!

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Oh, yeah. Aunt Barbara's right, he is a dog -

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a guard dog!

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Woof-woof!

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Grrrrr!

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Dogs are the nemesis of post deliverers. Danger!

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Danger! Danger! Danger!

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Woof-woof-woof-woof! Grrrrr!

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-Woof-woof-woof!

-Doggie danger! Doggie danger!

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Woof-woof-woof-woof! Grrrrr! Woof-woof!

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Posting Services'll be round soon to pick it up.

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Tell you what, Nev,

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it's lucky you figured out what all posties are afraid of - scary dogs.

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Who's the cutest little dog?

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-But, Aunt B, he's not...

-Would the little doggie like a treat?

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-Woof-woof!

-Wait for it, wait for it - and go!

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Yum-yum! Burp!

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The Posting Service apologised and offered to pay for the damages

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-and the real Postie'll be back as usual tomorrow.

-Jibbidy-ya!

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So, everything's back to normal... nearly.

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I'm scared to leave, Mr Barney, sir.

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But Mr Prank, I've told you - the robot has gone.

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I know, but I made the mistake of telling the real Postie

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how glad I was to have her back.

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She seems to have got the wrong idea.

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'Mr Prank! Where are you?'

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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Postie loses her job and is replaced by a robot, who causes havoc in the block. Can Nev and his secret friend, Crazy Keith the koala, stop the machine before it is too late?