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POP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Here you go, mate, sunnyside up for a sunny day! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Groovy, Barney! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
I love this radio station. Always gets me revved up for the day. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
-Wow! -Too right, bro. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Good shot, mate. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
-BARNEY SINGS ALONG -There you go. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Radio Doris! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Phew! Oh! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Crikey! It's hot enough to boil a bungee. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Isn't that right, Doris? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
Yeah. Well, fear not, listeners, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
DJ Cr-a-a-a-zy Keith's here to hit the chill button | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
with the coolest radio show in town! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Wack-wacka-wacka-wacka-doo! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
And today we've got a wackadoo special guest coming up | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
so sit back and relax with The Didgeridoodahs. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:17 | |
DANCE SONG FEATURING DIDGERIDOOS | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Crazy Keith! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Yeah, I know. He's quite a talented DJ, isn't he? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Who'd have thought he could run his own radio station from his hideout? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
Anyway, I'll see you when I get back from swimming. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
-You're going to help Crazy Keith? -Yeah-yeah! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
-Love you, Barney! -Love you too, mate. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Barney! I see you finally got yourself a proper job at last. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
A lifeguard - very good. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Actually, I'm just going for a swim. Um...you look different. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
Yes, that caretaker caretaker couldn't-care-less-taker | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
has one day's holiday a year and he's taken it today! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
What, Mr Prank? On holiday? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Hmm! It's a good job I know my S-bend from my U-tube. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
He's left me all his dirty work! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
-Well, you better get cracking then, eh? -Yes, and so had you. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
And, Barney, good luck. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
And beware of the yellow water! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
OK. Thanks, Aunt Barbara. Bye. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
RADIO PLAYS | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
-Hi, Mr Prank. -Oh! Hello, Mr Barney, sir! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
-You just caught me. -On holiday, I hear. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Oh, yes! And what a scorcher! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
I've been filling the van full of ice cream to sell, but... | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
we don't want the old gas bag to know, do we? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
If you mean Aunt Barbara, I wouldn't worry, | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
-she's downstairs in the cellar doing your job. -Is she? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
She better get used to it. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
I reckon I could earn enough money today to make this holiday permanent, | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
if you know what I mean. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Right, well, good luck with that. Goodbye. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
All right, Mr Barney, sir. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
HE CHUCKLES AND SINGS | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Oh! Oh! Nothing but nothing is going to spoil my day. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:09 | |
Hello, Mr Angry Pants. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
Yeah, and not even you, bear! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
Or my snivelling bear allergy. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
You can't catch me! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Too right I can't! Aha! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
My ice cream fortune awaits! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
# Radio Doris! # | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Phew! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
-HE SNIFFS -Phew-ing! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Doris, doll. I'm sweating like a hippo running a marathon | 0:03:33 | 0:03:38 | |
in an elephant suit! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
NEV HUMS | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Hey, morning, Nevvy! Enjoying my radio show? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Yeah-yeah! Groovy! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
Phwoar, I need to cool down, mate. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
So that means a double dollop of old Angry Pants' ice cream. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Can you get that for me, Nevvy? Can ya, can ya, can ya? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
No, no, no, no, no! Angry Pants - fwightened. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
Ah! I know, Nevvy. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
I'd do it myself, being fearless and all that, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
but I can't leave my fans. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Confused. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
-FANS WHIRS -No! My fans, Nevvy. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
My little Dorisettes listening to the show at home. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
-If I leave, I'll be letting them all down. -Oh! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
Yeah, see what I mean? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
And that one goes out to a good mate of mine, | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
who's just popping out to get me some ice cream. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
Off you go, mate, before I melt! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
NEV SIGHS | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
Aha! Thanks, buddy! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
OK, let's slow things down. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Here's Reggie Weggie with that timeless classic, | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
It's Raining On My Barbie. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
SONG PLAYS | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Ah! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Hmm! The sweet taste of success. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Now that's the last load. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
OK, Pranky, you've got a van full of ice cream | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
and a world full of sweaty customers. Ha-ha! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
They'll be throwing their pocket money at ya! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
Oh, it will soon be goodbye poxy caretaking | 0:05:15 | 0:05:20 | |
hello, Barbara-free Bahamas! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Oh! And no more blinking bears stealing me ice cream | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
and setting off me allergies. Oh, that's a point. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
I wonder if bears are banned from the Bahamas. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
I'll have to check that on me inter-web thingy. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Anyway... TURNS RADIO OFF | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
..mustn't dally. Work to be done. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Whoa! Steady, Pranky! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
I'll come back for you, little radio, in a tick. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Phew-wee! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Ice cream, please! Ha-ha! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
HE GASPS | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Oh! No ice cream! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Ah! I know, I know! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
HE HUMS A TUNE | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
Ice cream! Yum-yum! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
"Job number one - clear out cellar." | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
Oh! What a dirty little Prank he is. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Oh! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
NEV CONTINUES TO HUM A TUNE | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
-NEV LAUGHS -Bummed! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Ice cream, please! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
-HE GASPS -Oh! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
No ice cream! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Poor Crazy Keith. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
-Oh. -HE CONTINUES TO HUM A TUNE | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Oh. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
ICE CREAM VAN JINGLE PLAYS | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Ah! | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
I know, I know! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Think of all those kiddie customers you're going to please | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
with that ice cream. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
Half a scoop, double the dosh. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
# Radio Doris! # | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Yeah, as I was saying, my little Dorisettes, | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
today we've got a very special guest, | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
so say a big wa-aa-ackadoo to Auntie Kath! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
JINGLE PLAYS | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
Oh, wackadoo, Auntie Kath. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
-HIGH VOICE: -Hello, suffering listeners. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Auntie Kath here. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
If you've got a problem, just phone in. Goodbye! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
JINGLE PLAYS | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Too right. Ha-ha! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
NEV HUMS | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
RADIO PLAYS | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Ice cream! Yum-yum! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
Ah! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Time for a tea break. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Hello! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Hello! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
Can anybody hear me? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
Oh, good gravy. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Prank, if is this some sort of joke | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
you can rest assured there will be consequences. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Prank? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
Prank?! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
PRA-AA-AA-AA-NK! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Oh! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
SHE SPLUTTERS AND COUGHS | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
SHE SWITCHES RADIO ON 'Why suffer in silence | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
'when you can be suffering on... # Radio Doris! # | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
'With Auntie Kath and... # Agony Corner! #' | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Oh, just the ticket! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
A nice juicy problem to keep me occupied | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
until somebody comes and rescues me! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
SHE TAPS TOP OF RADIO, COUGHS | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
'And Auntie Kath will be here after this track | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
'from Wally Wallaby and the Wamps.' | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Yeah, but only a loser would phone Auntie Kath! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Hello, Mr Angry Pants! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Bear! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
What do you want? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
-Ice cream, please! -What?! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Come here! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-Come here! -Oh! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Oi! Where are you? Come here! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
That's my ice cream, bear! Get out of here! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:38 | |
Sorry, Mr Angry Pants. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
Ah! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-Oh! -Oops! Can't catch me! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Oh! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Oh, my only day off. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Half my ice cream stock ruined! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
My dream shattered by that blue...bear! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
HE SOBS | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Bear! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
MR PRANK SOBS | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
'# Radio Doris! # Hey-hey! Right, Dorisettes. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
'Are you feeling a bit daggy? Has your wacka lost its doo? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
-'Has your didgeri lost its doodah?' -Yeah, that's me. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
'Then do something about it, you daft goose! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
'Call Auntie Kath. Cos here she is...' | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
'# Agony Corner! #' | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
HE PANTS | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
Come on, Nevvy. Where's that ice cream, huh? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Me sunnies are steaming up! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
But the show must go on, eh? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Wackadoo! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
# Agony Corner! # | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Auntie Kath here. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Now, a trouble bared is a trouble shared. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
And I'm prepared, so...don't be scared. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Ooh! Our first caller on line three. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
It's a Mr Plonk. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
G'day, Mr Plonk. What's eating ya? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
It's that blue...bear. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
He's ruined everything, ruined my life. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
I can't take any more! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
I know that voice - it's old Angry Pants! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
-We might be able to have some fun here, doll. -Hello? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
You poor little possum! You must be at the end of your tiny tether. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:31 | |
Yeah, I am. I am, yeah. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
What can I do about it? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Why don't you get it off your hairy chest, Mr Plonk? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Well...it all started many, many years ago. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
I'm the caretaker in this block of flats, I've been there 37 years. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:49 | |
One day a bear and a bloke moved in. KEITH YAWNS | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
'This bear - he's come in and taken all the ice cream...' | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
Crazy Keith...! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Oh, Nevvy! I meant BRING the ice cream, not wear it! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
-Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. -Oh, what am I going to do? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
My mouth feels like I've been surfing in a sandstorm. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
OK, Mr Plonk. While Auntie gives this some thought, | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
relax to another track by The Didgeridoodahs, | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
that sounds very much like the one we played earlier. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
RECORD STARTS UP | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
-NEV GASPS -Oh... Mondo problemo! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Mmm. Angry Pants not playing nicely, eh? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
OK. You head up to Barney's flat and wait. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
Leave this...to me! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
-OK. -Ha-ha-ha-ha... | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
# Agony Corner! # | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
G'day, Mr Plonk. Are you still with us? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
Just tell me. How do I get rid of the blue...bear? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
Well, Plonky... | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
sometimes the only way to get over loathing someone | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
is to give them your love. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Love?! Love the blue...bog brush? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Yes. Share a special moment together. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
Give him something nice to share with his little friends. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
Something to cool him down on this hot summer's day. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
I don't know... An ice cream, perhaps. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
Ice cre...! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
Ooh. You know what? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
That might just work. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
That's amazing! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
How do you know that, Auntie Kath? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
And you think this'll make me feel much better, do you? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
I've got a warm fuzzy feeling, Mr Plonk. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
But I'm going to see the doctor about that pronto! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
NEV HUMS | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Nevvy-wevvy! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Dear little Nevvy...! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
Erm...here I am. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Don't be scared, little...bear. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
I thought we could share a special moment together. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:55 | |
Maybe...a snack? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-HE GASPS -Snack?! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Yum-yum! Yeah-yeah, Mr Angry Pants. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Oh, yes! Mr Angry Pants, yes. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
Very funny. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
Come on, my beauty. Just give Nev the ice cream! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
Yeah...? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
For you, Neville! | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
To cool you down, on a hot summer's day. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:22 | |
Ice cream! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
HE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
It's not the biggest...but it'll do! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
Yum-yum, Mr Angry Pants. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
-Bye-bye. -Eh? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
Where are you going? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Giving you a free ice cream was supposed to make me feel better. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
I feel worse! I could charge a fortune for that. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
-Love you, Mr Angry Pants. -BEAR! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Aaaagh! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
SPLAT | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
Yucky! More please! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
I hate you... | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
bear! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
-HE GASPS -Strewth! Nev lucked out. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
I need ice cream! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
HE PANTS | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
HE SOBS I feel worse than ever. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
I need help. Auntie Kath... | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Auntie Kath! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Oh... Crazy Keith! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Crazy Keith? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
Mondo problemo. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
I saw, buddy! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Oh! | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
-# Agony Corner! # -Time to turn up the heat! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
OK, listeners. We've got Mr Plonk here again on line three. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
So...how did it go? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Oh, Auntie Kath! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
I'm in a worse state than ever. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
It's that bear, he's ruining everything. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Even when I try to be nice. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
HE SOBS | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Oh, calm yourself, Mr Plonk. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
-You sound stressed out. Overworked. -And it's my one day off this year! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:04 | |
Oh. And what were you planning on doing with your one day off? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
Making a secret fortune! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
HE BAWLS | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
'And if my horrible boss finds out...I'll get the sack!' | 0:16:13 | 0:16:18 | |
SHE SNORES | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Ah... OK, Mr Plonk. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Deep breaths. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
You need to put your feet up, | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
and let the bear do your dirty work for you. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
Yes...I'll get the bear to earn a fortune for me! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
Then I can have a proper day off. Brilliant! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Another problem solved, thanks to... | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
# Agony Corner! # | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
What did I tell you? Get back up and get that ice cream! | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
-Aye-aye, Captain. -Heh-heh. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
And now, little Dorisettes, back by popular request - | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
it's THAT song again. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
Right, bear! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
You've splattered half my ice cream and ruined my day, | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
but now you're going to make me feel better. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Groovy! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
Yes. You're going to sell ice creams and make me a fortune, | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
while I take it easy. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
Hmm... Tip topper roo! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Right. Fill that baby up | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
and when you've sold them, fill it up again! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Here's the keys. Now hop it. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Oh... | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
# Radio Doris! # | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
So, Auntie Kath. I've handed the bear the keys to the ice cream van, | 0:17:34 | 0:17:39 | |
and put my feet up. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:40 | |
No ice cream to sell. No caretaking to do. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
I feel like a new plonk. Er, plank. Er, Prank! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
-Hello? -OK, listeners, here's a news-flasheroo! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
DJ Cra-a-a-azy Keith needs a cool-down and a feed-up. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
So, it's wackadoo until the next time, on... | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
# Radio Doris! # | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
Wait for me, Nevvy! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
INTERFERENCE ON RADIO What happened there, then? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
Not even the radio to listen to now. Oh... | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
SHE SNORES | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
-Oh, hello, Mr Prank. -Oh, hello, Mr Barney. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
-Have you sold all your ice creams already? -No, no, no... | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Oh. I thought you'd still be out making your fortune. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
I reckon I can earn enough today to make this holiday permanent, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:43 | |
if you know what I mean! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
All under control, Mr Barney, sir. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
In fact, I'm just going to go and collect my earnings now. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
See ya. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
-NEV LAUGHS -Yum-yum! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Hey! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
Didgeridoodah! It's the Pants. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
See ya, Nev. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Hello, Mr Angry Pants... | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
You've pilfered the lot! My ice cream! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
Feel icky. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Hey, Auntie Kath... I think I've found a way to cope with the bear - | 0:19:18 | 0:19:23 | |
squish him to a pulp while I've got a chance! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
Oh! Can't scare me! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Come here! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
-NEV LAUGHS -Here I am. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Aaargh! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Ah, just like old times. Ha-ha! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Go, Nevvy. Give him the runaround! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
NEV GIGGLES | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
Oi, bear! Get out of my flat. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Come here! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Got you now, bear! | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
Ooh, I haven't felt this good in ages. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Oh, forget the ice cream fortunes. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
There's no greater joy for a caretaker on his day off | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
than squishing a blue bear. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Oooh... | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
Nev's trapped! I've got to do something. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
-Oh... -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Aaagh! CRASH | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
THUD | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
Oops. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:23 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Bwabra! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Oh, Nevvy-doggy, good boy. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
-Coming to save your Auntie Barbara. -Woof-woof! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
-Got you now! -Leave the poor little doggy alone. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
If this is how you spend a one day's holiday, | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
in future, Plank, you won't be having any more! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
Come along, little Nevvy-doggy. Let me find you a nice big treat. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
I'll get you, bear! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
Where am I going to find the time to do all this? Hundreds of it... | 0:20:57 | 0:21:02 | |
Oh, Nev. It's too hot. I just can't sleep. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:08 | |
Too right, bro. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
-Fan, please. -There you go. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
NEV LAUGHS | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
-Oh, Ducky, please. -Go on, then. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Ha! Don't sweat, fellas! That's why I'm here. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
I thought I'd do you a favour, and cool you down. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Oh, yeah-yeah, Crazy Keith! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
-Oh, yeah? How's that then, Keith? -Yeah... Ice cream! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
Ah, not quite. Take it away, Doris! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
FANS BLAST | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Too hard, Doris. Pull back! Pull back! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
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