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Argh!

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-Hello, Mr Prank.

-Hello, Mr Barney, sir. Ooh!

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Been shopping, have we?

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No, at the funfair.

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Nev won ten free rides on a roller coaster.

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La-da-di-da.

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Hello, Bear. At-choo!

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Hello, Mr Angry Pants.

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Oh, Mr Prank, can I borrow that hammer, please?

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I need to put this funfair mirror up. Apparently, it's magic.

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Magic. Woo.

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Magic, Mr Barney, sir? Oh.

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You've been had, mate.

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-See you later.

-See you later, Mr Barney. At-choo!

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Blooming bear allergies.

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Wobbly Bear, oh-oh.

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-Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

-Waaaa!

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Sorry.

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Come here, you little blue terror.

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Run, run.

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Come here!

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Bear!

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Ohhhh.

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Wobbly.

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Take it easy, the wobbles will wear off.

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G'day!

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Oh! Crazy Keith.

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Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.

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Crazy Keith.

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Feeling a bit crook, eh, Nevy?

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Rolly coasty.

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It's OK, I'm going to make him some jam sandwiches,

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once I've put the mirror up.

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Jam!

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Jam butties on the way. Oh,

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I'd better get that hammer.

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-Ohhh.

-Hmm.

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As far as I know, there's only one cure for roller coaster sickness.

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-Do you want to try it?

-Yeah, yeah.

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What you need to do is keep riding the roller coaster.

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-Chase!

-Chase! I'm coming to get you, Nevy!

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Can't catch me!

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Whoa.

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Whoaaaaaaaa.

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Whoaaaaa.

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I'll find you, Nevy.

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Ho-ho-ho. It's me!

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-Ho-ho-ho.

-Ha-ha! Coming to get you, Nevy!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha.

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You can't hide from a koala. Ha-ha-ha-hee-hee-hee.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha.

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Gotcha! BEAR BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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-Ho-ho-ho.

-Boo! Can't catch me. Ha-ha ha-ha.

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How about that sarnie?

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Your favourite - jam.

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CRASH

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Keith? Nev?

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Ouch!

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Ahhhh.

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Hello, wiggy wiggy Barney.

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Ah. Morning, Nev.

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Waaaaaaaa!

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What is it? What's going on?

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Mr Angry Pants. Hide!

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Waaaaaaaaa!

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So, Nev, let me make my favourite bearsome brekkie.

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then we can hang out like best flatmates do before I go to work.

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Mr Nice Pants?

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Confused.

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Hmm.

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Strange.

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Hmm. Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

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There - a yummy brekkie for my bestest buddy in the whole world.

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You and I have had some brilliant adventures together, we have.

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Confused. Angry Pants?

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Nev, why do you keep calling me that? I'm Mr Nice Pants,

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and the only thing that spoils our nice world is...

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KNOCK ON DOOR Oh, no!

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Our caretaker.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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-Hello, Mr Prank, sir.

-Morning, Mr Harwood.

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I wonder if you've a hammer I could have. Mine appears to have gone.

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Ah, that's a lovely mirror, Mr Prank, sir. Lovely mirror.

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Wasted on you, but that would look great in my flat.

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Nev and I won that at a funfair.

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I'll get you that hammer.

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Ah, here it is - a little blue pest.

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Barney?

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Barney... What do you think you're doing, Bear? You'll set off my...

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At-choo! My allergies.

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-Love you, Barney.

-Yeah, well, I don't love you, Bear.

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There you go, Mr Harwood.

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-One hammer.

-Excellent. Thank you, Mr Prank, sir.

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I'll be seeing you. Yes. And I'll be seeing you, you lovely mirror, you.

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Cheerio, Mr Harwood.

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Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. Evil Barney.

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What? I'd better get ready for work.

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TV shows do not present themselves.

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Best you keep out of Mr Harwood's way today, Nev. Love you.

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OK, Mr Nice Pants.

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Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

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Nice pants - too weird.

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Hmm.

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Home, please.

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3, 2, 1.

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Ow!

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Hey, Nevy!

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-Crazy Keith.

-Nice Pants is not the only weirdo round here.

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Follow me. See who I want you to meet.

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Groovy!

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You're never going to believe it.

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Nevy, look.

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Allow me to introduce you to my new pal, Keith.

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Oh, hello.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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Wackadoo! Nev, Nevy, mate, it's OK,

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Keith's a friend.

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Two Keiths. Too weird.

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No, Nevy, mate, I'm crazy Keith,

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this is just Keith.

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Indeed. Crazy Keith explained how you got here.

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It all made sense. He told me you fell through a magic mirror.

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Isn't that right, Crazy Keith?

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Yep, straight up.

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Which means you're visitors from another world,

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another reality, if you will, a parallel universe.

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Yeah, yeah, skip the hoopla, just tell him the good bit.

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I think I know a way by which you can get back home.

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Oh. Oh.

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Tip-toperoo.

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Er, yes. All very exciting,

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so if you'd care to accompany me to my library,

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I'd be only too pleased to show you the necessary documentation.

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Seriously, mate, that dude is as dull as a damp doughnut.

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-Too right, bro.

-But he's our only chance of getting home. Come on.

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Welcome to my library. Now, do remember to be quiet at all times.

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Ah... My Favourite Numbers?

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Hmm.

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23 Things That Are Beige?

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I've got to hand it to you, mate,

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this is the most boring library I've ever seen.

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Yeah, yeah, boring.

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Shhh!

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The A To Z of Dust, Fun With Potatoes,

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ah, here we are!

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The Fool's Guide To Magic Mirrors

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Oh, tip-toperoo!

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Shh!

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Right, a list of magic to use to journey through a magic mirror.

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Try one of the following.

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Prune, spoon, bassoon.

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Balloon.

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Shhh!

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No, not balloon.

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Bassoon, typhoon,

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macaroon...

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-Yum, yum!

-Shh!

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Platoon, balloon,

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moon, pantaloon...

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LOUD SNORING

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Lagoon...

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dragoon, doubloon, monsoon...

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Strewth, mate, how many words are there?

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10,048.

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I'll tell you what, instead of going through them all,

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Nevy can go and try the first few words out on the mirror.

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-Aye, aye, Captain.

-Are you ready to go, Nev, mate?

-Yeah.

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-You remember the words?

-Groovy.

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Spoon, tune, prune,

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-baboon...

-No! Not baboon!

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Shh! Oh, wackadoo!

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Mirror, ah-hm...

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Prune, spoon,

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bassoon,

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-baboon...

-DOOR OPENS

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Mr Prank, sir...

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Mr Prank?

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Oh, good, there's no sign

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of that goody two shoes Nice Pants or his blue rat.

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-NEV GASPS

-Now, that mirror will be mine.

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall

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you'd look great in my flat across the hall.

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HE LAUGHS IN EVIL, MENACING WAY

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Phew-wee!

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They're gone.

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Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

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Crazy Keith!

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Help!

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If those magic words don't work, Nev is going to need some more.

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Repeat after me - spam...

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Spam.

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Ham.

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Ham.

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Jam.

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Jam. Jibbidy doo-dah.

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We've been doing these magic words for 20 minutes now,

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my head's spinning.

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I'm sorry. Memorising these words would be a lot easier

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if I wasn't so boring.

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What? No, no, you're not boring, mate.

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In fact, you remind me of my brother Dennis - reliable.

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Reliable?

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I...I like that.

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Oh, Crazy Keith, mirror, mirror gone.

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-You what?

-Mirror gone.

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Quick!

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There you are. Caretaker, couldn't care less taker!

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Hello, sir... ma'am.

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My punch bag's broken again. I wonder if you'd fix it for me?

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I'm in the middle of something, can't it wait? Argh!

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-No, no, it can't wait, let's do it now.

-Come on, then, chop chop!

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Wackadoo! Everyone we know is SO weird, mate.

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Too right, Crazy Keith.

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-Ooh, er.

-Bonzer.

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Let's say the right magic word and get out of this freaky place.

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Prune.

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Oh!

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Spam!

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Um, prune again! Oh!

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Ham!

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Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

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-I don't know any more magic words, do you?

-No, no, no, no.

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Wait here and guard the mirror.

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-I'll go and get some more magic words.

-Aye, aye, Captain!

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Help. Love you, Barney.

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Oh, please.

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I'm not making it up.

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Nev disappeared into the mirror.

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Oh, come on, Mr Barney, sir.

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-It does seem a bit strange.

-But that's what happened.

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Yes, of course it did. Yes.

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I think Mr Barney's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

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Now we all like a bit of fun, but telling fibs is naughty.

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-Aunt Barbara, it's true.

-Yeah, well,

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I've got to go, there's a toilet in flat 7 that needs unblocking.

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That's the real world, Mr Barney - blocked loos! Magic mirror things...

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Honestly, Beatrice, I'm telling the truth,

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-Nev and Keith are stuck behind that mirror.

-If you say so.

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-Poor Nev and Keith.

-What are we going to do?

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NEV SOBS

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Home, please.

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DOOR CREAKS OPEN

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Frightened.

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Ah! Beetroot!

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There you are. You're perfect.

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Perfect to complete my blue bearskin coat.

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LAUGHS IN EVIL, MENACING WAY

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Look, your fur is the perfect size.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Crazy Keith!

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Come here!

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And this is me on holiday.

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That's Colin from Warrabunda.

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SHRIEKS FROM UP ABOVE

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Strewth!

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I'm meant to be helping Nev with the magic words.

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Sorry, mate, I've got to go.

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Hey, is that Kathleen from Hayawonga?

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Why, yes, do you know her?

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Know her?! We used to be off the same eucalyptus tree.

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Let's have a look.

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Crazy Keith! Crazy Keith!

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Wackadoo!

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Coming, Nevy!

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Kathleen! Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha. Memories.

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Come here, you little fur coat.

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Shells.

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Bells.

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Funny smells.

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I warned you, Bear.

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Time to be turned into a coat, Bear.

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You're not getting out of this jam.

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Magic.

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Home, please.

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Nevy, I've got some new words to try.

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-Strewth, he's gone!

-Where have you gone, Bear?

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Under the floorboards? Or maybe upstairs? Don't worry,

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you're not getting away from me.

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HE WHISTLES Nevy! Nevy, mate! What's the magic word?

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Don't leave me!

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Ants!

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Pants!

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Ooh! Underpants!

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Right,

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that's the punch bag fixed. Where was I?

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Oh, yeah!

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Time for that lovely mirror to go on my wall.

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I'm the fairest of them all.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Double wackadoo! He's only gone and taken the mirror! Oh!

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Nev, you're back!

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-Oh!

-What's up?

-We've been worried sick!

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Oh. Love you, Barney!

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Love you, Beetroot! Love you.

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Oh! Crazy Keith!

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Crazy Keith!

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Oh!

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Poor Crazy Keith!

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So, it looks like I might be stuck down here for some time.

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Oh, well, never mind. Come and have a look at my 10,000 piece

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rock collection before bed.

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Ta-da!

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What?! Wackadoo!

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Early to bed

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and early to rise, makes a koala wealthy and wise.

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Bed time!

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Sweet mother of garlic, give me strength.

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It sounds like you've had a bit of a nasty shock, mate.

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You eat your crisps and we'll stay up and watch DVDs, eh?

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Crazy Keith.

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I know. I'm sure we'll find a way of getting him back.

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I know what will help us think - a nice jam sandwich!

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Jam.

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Time to be turned into a coat, Bear.

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You're not getting out of this jam.

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Jam, jam, jam...

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Nev, where are you going? Careful with that mirror.

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"Dear Keith, Thanks for putting me up.

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"Unfortunately, I need to get back to where it's less boring."

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Scrub that.

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"I need to get back to where my mate Nev is.

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"Yours, Keith."

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There. Now, right, time to find that mirror.

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There you are! Oh!

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You beauty!

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A-ha. Blancmange!

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Ow!

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A-ha! We've been waiting for you, Bear.

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Didger-me-doo-dah!

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Hang on, that's not the blue bear.

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No, that's right.

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You may not be the bear I was looking for, but a talking koala

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is far more valuable than any blue fur coat. Come to Beatrice.

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No, I saw him first, he's mine.

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This is not looking good.

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-You can't jump at a mirror, it's dangerous.

-Jam!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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-Stand still!

-He's mine!

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He's mine!

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It's me!

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Quick!

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-Get him!

-Get him!

-Say "Jam!"

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Jam!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Ouch!

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Where did my torch go?

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Ice cream. Yum, yum!

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Bonzer!

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I've got to say, you have earnt it. What a day, eh?

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Still, no place like home.

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Hello! Hello!

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Magic mirror.

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Don't you go anywhere near that mirror. No jumping through.

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-Waaaaaaa!

-Waaaaaaaa!

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