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Steady on, mate.

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OK, Barney.

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Nev, you're making such a mess.

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Morning, Barnster!

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Nevy!

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Oh...

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Careful, Barney.

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You are making such a mess!

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NEV LAUGHS

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Very funny. Hiya, Keith.

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NEV LAUGHS

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Buddies, I need some help.

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Sure.

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Ta.

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-What's that?

-My snaps!

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Ah... Look, it's me and Doris at the top of Mount Everest.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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Oh! Here we are bungee jumping in the Grand Canyon.

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-Groovy!

-What can I do this year?

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Mmm. Confused.

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It's our anniversary today.

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-Oh, I see.

-Doris expects another big trip.

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I've run out of ideas.

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Why don't you keep it simple? Have a romantic evening in.

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Hmm...

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I know, I know! Ice cream!

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Yeah! That might work. Doris can't get enough of the cold stuff.

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Yum-yum!

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Bonzer, Nevy!

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An ice-cream feast it is!

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Nice one, Nev. Don't go bothering Mr Prank for his ice cream, OK?

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-Love you, Barney.

-Yeah, love you too.

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I'm off, see you later.

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Laters!

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Right, Nevy!

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Let's head down under and get our paws

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-on some of Angry Pants' ice cream!

-No, no, no, no! Barney.

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Oh, come on, buddy!

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Barney was kidding when he said not to bother old Angry Pants.

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He loves a good chase!

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Hmm...

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Me and Doris will just have to eat it all ourselves then...

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Crazy Keith, wait!

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DRYER WHIRRS

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Oh yeah, doll!

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I've got it all sorted!

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We're going to have the best anniversary ever!

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We'll need a whole haul of ice cream. I can't let Doris down.

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OK, Keith. Love you, Doris.

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RUMBLING

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-Wobbling Wallabies! What is that?

-BANGING

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Let's have a shifty.

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Ow!

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Ow! Ooooh.

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Oh, Mummy. This security system is the best money can buy.

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I'll be able to do all my caretaking duties without that thieving blue...

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bear getting his hands on my ice cream.

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"The Thief-Thwarter 3,000..."

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Yes... "..much more than just your average alarm."

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At least now, my ice cream will be safe!

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Give that back!

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Ow!

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Nevy! Angry Pants is installing some kind of security system

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to protect his stash of ice cream.

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Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

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Doris will give me the silent treatment if I don't deliver.

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Hmmm... Oh! I know, I know!

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# Do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do

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# Do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do. #

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I get you! We need to go on a secret mission!

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Like in that film we watched!

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Yeah, yeah!

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We could be secret agents, with our own theme music and everything!

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-We'll get the booty from under Angry Pants' nose!

-Groovy!

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Bonzer! Ha-ha! No security system is too much for us secret agents!

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Woo-hoo! Tip-top-aroo!

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# Do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do... #

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That theme tune could get annoying!

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Oh, what a guy.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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I'll just switch it on...

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Now, to find me a guinea pig - or should I say, a guinea bear -

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to try it out on!

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I've got just the thing to lure him in!

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Neville!

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Oh, Neville!

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Oh, Neville!

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I've got a nice big tub of ice cream here for you!

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Oh... And there's plenty more inside!

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Just help yourself!

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MOBILE RINGS

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Hello?

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Plank, is that you?

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It's Prank, and yes, ma'am, it is me. What can I do for you?

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Do stop jibbering, Plank!

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I need your help with a large bag of manure in the garden.

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I'm in the middle of something...

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I'm waiting for you outside NOW!

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But I've just...

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Hello?

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Oh!

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Blooming caretaker duties...

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Mind you...

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Give me a chance to test my new security system.

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That bear is going to get caught red-handed by this!

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Ha-ha-ha! I'm a genius!

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We need to come up with a new plan, Nevy.

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-That is definitely a trap!

-Yeah, yeah.

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Doris will be putting her party frock on soon!

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I need that ice cream!

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Any ideas?

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I know, I know!

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Bonzer!

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Oh, the plan doesn't involve more theme tunes, does it?

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It's not that I...

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Hello, Mr Prank?

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Postie!

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Hold that thought, Neville!

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Mr Prank?

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I've finished my rounds, thought I could come in for a cosy cuppa.

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Oh, I guess that's a yes then!

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Oh, ice cream!

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Oh, what a lovely thought.

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I'll just come in then, shall I?

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ALARM AND SCREAMING

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'Violation detected.'

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'Re-setting.'

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Postie!

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That security system has taken Postie hostage, Nevy!

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Oh!

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Oh, indeed!

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That thief-thwarter is totally tonto.

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Yes, Miss Barbara, sir. No, Miss Barbara, ma'am...

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Three bags full, Miss Barbara, ma'am.

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Angry Pants! Crazy Keith, hide!

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Aaargh!

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-No!

-You!

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You been after my ice cream, bear?

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Ah-choo!

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-Move it, you're setting off my allergies!

-Poo-ey! Smelly wellies!

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Yes, pooey! That's why I want to get in my flat, to have a bath!

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No, no, no, no! The postie! Nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw! Trapped!

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Help!

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I haven't got time, bear!

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Ah-choo! Move it!

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Ouch!

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ALARM WAILS

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Aargh!

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Run!

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Oh, Mr Prank. How brave of you to try and save me.

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What? I didn't, I was just...

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Argh!

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ALARM WAILS

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We might be stuck here together...forever!

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Crazy Keith, help!

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Postie and Angry Pants trapped!

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I don't care that old Angry Pants is trapped too,

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but I do care about how I'm going to get that ice cream for Doris!

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Postie!

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She's really going to town on her new hair-do, too.

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Postie!

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Yeah, yeah, all right, buddy. And we need to rescue poor old Postie.

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KNOCKING

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-Where are you, Plank?

-Walloping wallabies!

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-PLANK!

-This doesn't look good, Nev!

-What do you think you're doing?!

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-Barbara's banging on Angry Pants' door!

-Barbara?

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Sirens are wailing, string is firing everywhere...

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-And that massive, scary arm is pulling her in!

-Oh, no!

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-She's trying to hit it with her hand bag!

-Ouch!

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Chops is barking.

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-BARKING

-Chops!

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Oh! Didger-me-doo-da! Thief-Thwarter has scored a hat-trick.

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What about Postie? Trap!

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Unbelievable!

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What is the meaning of this?

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Well, you see, Miss Barbara, sir...

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uh, ma'am...

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I was trying to protect my ice...

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uh...block of flats,

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and I heard there was burglars.

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You silly man, Chops is an excellent guard dog!

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We don't need this thing! Turn it off!

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I can't just turn it off.

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The button is over there, I can't get through the string.

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Oh! Did you hear that, Nevy?

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He's put the on/off switch on his mum's picture!

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Do I have to do everything around here?!

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Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't care less-taker! Aargh!

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ALARM WAILS

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Help! Somebody rescue us!

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If you save us, I'll... give you a tub of ice cream!

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Typical! No generosity, even in an emergency!

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All right! I'll give you ten tubs of ice cream!

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And I'll offer one of my knitted doggie cardigans!

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Oh, I'll offer my necklace!

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ALL: Help! Help!

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Somebody help!

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We need to go on a new kind of mission.

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A rescue one.

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Yeah, yeah!

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Postie! Brah-bara! Angry Pants!

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If we save them, I'll get lots of ice cream from Angry Pants!

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Aye-aye, Captain!

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Right, secret agents Nevy and Keithey-boy! Let's go, go, go!

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# Doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo... #

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Oh, strewth! Not that "Doo-doo-doo." stuff again!

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Oh!

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# Doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo-doo...

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# Doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo... #

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Wackadoo, Nevy, you're going to drive me doolally with that tune!

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-Sorry, Crazy Keith.

-Right, we just need to get into Angry Pants' flat,

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press the button, get out, then it's ice-cream time!

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-Yum-yum!

-KNOCK ON DOOR

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Who's that?

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I don't know.

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Here I am.

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Agh!

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-Aah...!

-Nevy?

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Aah...!

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Oh! Oh!

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Buddy?

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Huh...

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-MACHINE IS ACTIVATED

-Argh!

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Oh! Waah! Oh!

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WHIRRING

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-Frightened.

-Don't panic, buddy. Ha-ha!

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MACHINE WHIRRS

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BOTH: Argh!

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-'Violation...'

-Right, Nevy,

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-a great secret agent always has a back-up plan.

-What's that?

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Unfortunately, I'm still only a really, really good secret agent.

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-All I know is that I need that ice cream for my Doris.

-Oh.

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-'Reset.

-Oh!

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Oh!

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-Shh!

-Scary handy gone.

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Let's hope so. One face-to-face encounter with that weird arm

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-is enough for this koala. Ha!

-Mm.

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HE SNEEZES

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Hopefully, my Eau de Doggy will get rid of this stench.

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It wasn't MY choice to haul that smelly manure round the garden!

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Well, it is your job, Plank. At least, it was when you had one!

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-You're fired!

-Oh...

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Oh, don't be sad, Mr Prank.

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-I've got something to tell you...

-BLEEPING

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-..I love you!

-Argh!

-Argh!

-Argh!

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THEY GASP

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Oh!

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-'HELP!'

-Oh!

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'HELP!'

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Right, Nevy, we'll have to brave it.

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Aye-aye, Captain.

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-Doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo...

-Stop!

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First, we need to find out if anything happens

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if we touch that string. Now...

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Ah!

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-Sorry, Nevy!

-Ah, Ducky!

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-It's the only way to find out what might happen to us.

-Oh...

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Love you, Ducky.

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Uh...

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-SECURITY SYSTEM IS ACTIVATED

-Oh!

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-THUD

-Oh!

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-We definitely don't want to be touching that string!

-No.

-Oh!

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There's nothing for it, we'll dodge into Andy Prank's flat.

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-Too right, bro.

-I need a disguise. I can't have that lot

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seeing a crazy koala like me. I'll have to cover up.

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-Any ideas?

-Oh... Quack-quack!

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Huh?

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Phew!

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Doo-doo-doo.

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Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo.

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Doo-doo-doo.

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-Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo.

-Cracking disguise, Nevy!

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Quack... Doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo.

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-ACTION MUSIC BLARES

-Oh, never mind.

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Ready, Agent Nevy? Agent Ducky says go, go!

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SCRATCHING, THEN MUSIC STOPS

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-I'll follow you, buddy.

-I'm frightened.

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Think of the others. They need you, Nevy.

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And so does my Doris.

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We love you, Doris.

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Uh... Uh...

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Uh... Ooh... Uh... Ooh...

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-Uh...

-Oh, oh, oh!

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-Jibbidy-ya.

-Nice one, Nevy.

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Here I come!

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Uh, uh.

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Oh.

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Didger me doodah!

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One down...150 to go!

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Oh!

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Three, two, one...

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Zoom!

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Oh...

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Oh!

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Ah...

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-Oh!

-Oof...

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Oh, oh, groovy!

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Crazy Keith, quick!

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Oh...

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This is for you, Doris, doll!

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Geronimo!

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Ah... Yah!

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Bonzer! Easier than taking eucalyptus leaves off a baby koala.

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Easy-peasy!

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Oh!

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Nevy, look at this!

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-Oh-oh!

-Wackadoo!

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-How are we going to get over it?

-Hmm.

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Oh, I know, I know!

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-Ha-ha!

-Er, Nevy, you know I love a snack as much as any koala,

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-but now's not really the time.

-No, no, no, jump.

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What?

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Oh! Pole vault with a baguette over the string?

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-Yeah, yeah.

-Oh, bonzer idea, Nevy!

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Ha-ha! After you.

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OK, Keith.

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Whoa...

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Whoa...

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Oh... I win, I win!

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Dithering dingoes, Nevy, that was awesome!

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-Love you, Crazy Keith.

-Love you too, buddy.

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My turn!

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Right...

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Whoa...

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Oof! Oh...

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Uh!

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-Ow!

-Crazy Keith?!

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I'm...fine, buddy.

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Oh... Right, now, to turn off that security system gizmo doodah thingy.

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-Too right, bro.

-Wait, buddy, we need a plan.

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I'll distract that weird big arm,

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-you press the button and the picture of Mummy Pants, OK?

-Yeah, yeah! Run!

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Wait for me!

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Yay, we're saved!

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Oh!

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Quack! Yes, help is here.

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-Quack! I'm Agent Duck and this is Agent...Nev.

-Woof!

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Oh, we're doomed!

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HE SNEEZES

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SECURITY SYSTEM IS TRIGGERED

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Ah, come on, metal mouth, have a go if you think you're tough enough!

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Quack!

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Come on, Nev, you can save us!

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OK, Nevy. Quack!

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-ALARM WAILS

-Our new home!

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BOING-BOING!

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SECURITY SYSTEM IS DEACTIVATED

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Woof!

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-'System shutdown.'

-THEY CHEER

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Oh, Mr Prank, we're safe!

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Honestly, Plank, what a to-do!

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-Ow!

-We could have been stuck inside this hovel of yours forever...

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if it hadn't been for dear little Nevy and his friend, the duck.

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Where is the ducky?

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-Woof!

-Anyway, Plank, you can go and get those ten tubs of ice cream.

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-But...

-Come along, dear, let's get out of here. And, Plank,

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-bring the ice cream over to Barney's.

-Woof-woof!

-Grr!

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Happy anniversary, doll.

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Oh, you look a treat.

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That cardie really brings out the colour of your eyes.

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Do you want some more ice cream?

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Oh, I thought you might! Ha-ha!

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Whatever you say, my sweet. Ha-ha!

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Hah...

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It sounds like you've had quite a day, Nev. And everyone was

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so relieved to be rescued from that weird security system that

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-they believed that Keith was a trained ninja duck.

-Mm.

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-Love you, Barney.

-I love you too, mate. Although I did say

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-not to go too close to Mr Prank's ice cream.

-Sleepy bear.

-But...

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you were quite generous giving it to Keith for his feast.

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NEV SNORES

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(Night, Nev.)

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SECURITY SYSTEM IS ACTIVATED

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Argh...!

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Doris only wanted one more tub!

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Oh!

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Oh, dear. Oh. dear. Oh, dear.

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'System shutdown.'

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