Frog Fight Big and Small


Frog Fight

The adventures of two unlikely friends. Big invents a mad-o-meter that can sense when people are being cranky with each other and discovers an argument between two frogs.


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# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall

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# It doesn't matter if you're big or small

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# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all

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-# You've got it, Big!

-Why, thank you, Small!

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BOTH: # Skipping, flipping, climbing up a rope

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# Hiding, riding, sliding down a slope

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# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star

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-# It makes no difference what size you are!

-Nice!

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# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all

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-# Cos here we are We're Big and Small!

-Yeah! #

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OK, don't need that, um, don't need that.

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A banana! What's that doing there?

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-If I put that there and attach...

-Hey, Big!

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-Hmm?

-What you making?

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Well, my little orange friend, I am making...

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..a cross-o-meter!

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Oooh! What's a cross-o-meter?

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Hmm? Oh.

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Well, it's a machine that tells you whether a person is slightly upset

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or a trifle furious or even hopping mad.

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Oh! Well, why would you want to know that?

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Well, why do we need to know about...

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Oh, well, it could be used for information.

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It could stop a row

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or...fix a prob... HORN HONKS

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It's working!

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It's working! It's working!

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IT'S WORKING!

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-Oh!

-Look at that, Small.

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-Somewhere, somebody in the world is...slightly upset!

-Wow!

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BIG LAUGHS Slightly upset! That's great.

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FROGS CROAK

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You see! You see!

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My machine clearly indicated that the frogs are absolutely hopping mad.

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So what now?

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Now, we stop the row.

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Er, excuse me, excuse me, frogs!

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Hello! Could I have your attention, please?

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Oh, good. Thank you.

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Um...I just wanted to say that, in general,

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if you're upset with someone, it's a good idea to tell them,

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but not too loudly, because then it can only make things worse.

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Thank you.

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FROGS CROAK

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QUIET!

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You guys are breaking my ears.

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Now, I don't know what your problem is,

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but I do know what it's like to be cross with a friend.

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Like when Big said I couldn't store worms in his shoes.

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-Well, I was cross.

-What?!

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And when he said, "Don't eat cake in the bath",

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-CROSS-O-METER BEEPS

-and then one minute later he said,

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"Don't eat it in the bed either." I mean, make up your mind, Big!

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BEEPING FADES

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-Hmm.

-So, anyway, what I'm trying to say is stop fighting.

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The end.

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Phew!

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-See that Big?

-Yeah.

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-I am GOOD.

-Wow!

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So, if you need any more advice, frogs, come and see me any time, OK?

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Small - super frog-helper. That's me.

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Yep. We can go now, Big. Our work is done.

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SNORING

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FROGS CROAK AND CROSS-O-METER BEEPS

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THEY GASP

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I'm up! I'm up, OK.

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Hey, frogs! When I said, "Come and see me any time,"

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-I meant a different "any time".

-Yeah!

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Can't you make it stop, Big?

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Uh, hold on.

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BIG GRUNTS

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There's no off switch! The machine won't be quiet until they're quiet.

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Well, then go and take it downstairs. It's too loud!

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Right! OK!

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Hey, frogs! We'll talk about this in the morning, OK?

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But right now, it's sleepy-time!

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HE SIGHS

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HE YAWNS

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HE SIGHS

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The frogs must have worked everything out

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because everything is finally quiet.

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Oh, yeah, thank goodness!

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HE YAWNS

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I don't think I could take another frog.

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-No. Toast?

-Oh, yeah!

-Yeah.

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FROG CROAKS

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This is fine. This is all right. We can handle this.

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One frog we can handle.

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Now, TWO frogs would be a problem.

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Yeah, because then they'd...

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FROG GULPS

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BIG WAILS

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Because then they'd start rowing again!

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CROSS-O-METER BEEPS

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Oh, no! Ahh!

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No, no, no, no, no!

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-Run, Big, run!

-No! No! No!

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Run for your life!

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Aah! Aah!

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We have to get them to stop rowing!

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Well, it would help if we... Oh.

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It would help if we knew what they were rowing about.

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So, maybe what we need to do is think like frogs.

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OK. We have to put ourselves in their shoes.

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Frogs don't wear shoes, Big.

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Besides, I have a better idea.

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You see, if the frogs are in our house...

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CRASH!

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..then I'm moving to their pond.

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HE SIGHS OK. How to think like a frog.

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A froggy green frog, just sitting on a log.

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# I'm gonna think like a frog

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# Yes, to think like a frog would be wise

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# I'm gonna think like a frog

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# And see the world through their froggy eyes

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# Does one frog have a loud snore

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# Which the other frog just can't ignore?

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# And having no rest They're angry and stressed

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# Maybe that's why they're so sore

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# I'm gonna think like a frog

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# Yes, to think like a frog would be wise

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# I'm gonna think like a frog

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# And see the world through their froggy eyes. #

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-HE PANTS

-That's the last of it, Big.

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All of our stuff's now down at the pond.

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HE SIGHS

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Hey, what's the matter?

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Well, I've been trying all afternoon,

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but I just can't think like a frog.

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Well, that's because, Big, you're not a frog.

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To think like a frog...

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..you've got to LOOK like a frog!

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Does this really make me look like a frog?

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Well...

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it makes you look frog-ish, Big.

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Now, pick a hat.

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Hmm? Oh, right.

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Can't be a frog without a hat.

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Yeah.

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That's right.

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SMALL GASPS

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BIG GASPS

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BOTH: The hats!

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FROGS CROAK

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SMALL LAUGHS OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

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OK, frogs, we've figured it out.

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-Relax!

-Easy, easy!

-Shh! Shh.

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-Easy!

-Shh.

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And now...

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and...

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OK. OK.

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BEEPING FADES

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BIG AND SMALL SIGH

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Wow! And all this time, they had the wrong hats.

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No wonder they were so cross!

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Wearing the wrong hat can really ruin your day.

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HE WHISTLES

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Yeah. I'm glad that's over with.

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I'm going back to bed, Big.

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OK.

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Oh! Er, Small! Small! Small!

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What's the matter?

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Er...the bed.

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-Oh, yeah.

-Yeah.

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SMALL SIGHS

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We can move everything back tomorrow.

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-Oh, yeah. But hey, Big?

-Hmm?

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-What did you do with the cross-o-meter?

-Oh, that.

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I gave it to the fish.

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If I never hear that thing again,

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I will be very, very happy.

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Yeah, me too.

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-Good night, Big.

-Good night, Small.

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Big has invented a mad-o-meter that can sense when people are being cranky with each other. To his and Small's surprise they have detected a row between the two frogs down at the pond. Big tries to calm them down without success. Small thinks he has quietened them for a while - but the frogs come up to the house and start croaking at each other more loudly than ever. Big decides he must think like a frog to understand what is causing their argument. Small, however, just moves all their furniture down to the pond, which is now the quietest place!

When thinking like a frog doesn't seem to help the situation Small suggests that Big should look like a frog and wear a hat like the frogs. On hearing the word hat Big suddenly realises what has been the problem. Somehow the frogs have ended up wearing each other's hats! A simple swap and peace is restored, although Big and Small are left with their bed on the banks of the pond...


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