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# It doesn't matter If you're tiny or tall

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# It doesn't matter If you're big or small

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# If you wanna have fun It doesn't matter at all

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-# You've got it, Big

-Why, thank you, Small

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# Skipping, flipping, climbing Up a rope

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# Hiding, riding, sliding Down a slope

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# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star

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-# It makes no difference What size you are... #

-Nice.

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BOTH: # If you wanna have fun It doesn't matter at all

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# Cos here we are We're Big and Small

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# Yeah! #

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OK, OK, are you ready for this one?

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-Uh-huh.

-OK, Furtis R Plump holds the record

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for most pumpkins jumped on a scooter.

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Ha-ha-ha! Thirteen and a half!

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-Wow!

-Look at that!

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No way! Let me see.

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Ooh, look at this, Big.

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The biggest tomato ever grown was...woah...

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That is the size of your head, Big.

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Wow! That's huge!

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Ha-ha, ha-ha! Don't you love that book?

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That is the best book ever written, I think.

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What? This one right here

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The Book Of Biggests, Bests And Firsts?

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Nah, I think The Gwelf And The Lima Bean's better.

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I just sort of find it inspiring, you know.

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Makes me wish I could do something important.

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Oh, Big, you do something important every day.

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You play with me!

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Well, yeah. I mean something big, Small.

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Or best, or first.

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Oh. Well, why don't you?

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Well...

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..I suppose I could try.

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Yeah. It's simple. Here's the card.

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"Have you done something impossible or amazing?

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"If so, write it down on this card and send it in

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"and we'll put you in the next edition

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"of The Book Of Biggests, Bests And Firsts."

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Wow! I didn't know about this!

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I never even dreamed of being in the book.

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Well start dreaming, big guy.

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Oh, what can I do, Small, that's amazing?

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Um...

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Ooh, you could take a really long bath.

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You're good at baths.

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Mmm?

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Um, I don't think so.

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Oh, what can I do though?

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Now, how about...

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teeth brushing?

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Oh, I'm an excellent teeth brusher, Small.

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-Um, let me see.

-Easy.

-OK.

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Um, OK.

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Ooh, all right.

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"The world's best tooth brusher is LR Gump who brushed her teeth

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-"without stopping..."

-Yeah?

-"..for three months."

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Three months?! Oh, I can't do that.

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Yeah, I know.

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Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! How about swinging, Big?

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Oh...look it up!

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Let me see. Let me see. Ooh... Ooh, here it is.

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"The current record for most swings in a row is 8,002!"

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Hmm. 8,002, eh?

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OK, let's see. Here now. OK, all right.

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8,002 divided by 24,

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carry the two, drop the ten, add the four,

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move the... OK, OK, OK, I've got it! I've got it.

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If I can swing for two days and two nights, without stopping,

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I, Big, can beat that record.

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Oh... Woo-hoo!

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Heh-heh-heh-heh! You said it! Woo-hoodli-hoo!

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-I didn't say that.

-You didn't?

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-I said, "Woo-hoo."

-Woo-hoo.

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OK, let me see, Big. OK, warm socks?

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-Mm-hm.

-OK, very good.

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-Lunch box and glow-in-the-dark water bottle?

-Yeah.

-OK, very good.

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Er, big torch for waking up Small if you need to.

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Um, yeah. T-Rex has it.

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Excellent, excellent. OK. Check, check, check!

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-OK, Big, you are go for liftoff!

-Woo-hoo!

-Ha-ha!

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OK, Big, once I don't mind but twice?

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Woo-hoo's what I say, OK? You'll have to find something different.

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Erm...

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How about yay?

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Ooh, good one. OK, yay, yahoo and woo-hoo, too!

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Yeah, here I go!

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Are you ready, Small?

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-Oo-oo-oo-ooh, OK. Hang on.

-Mmm?

-OK. Now, you can go.

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OK!

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One...

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Two...

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Three...

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Four...

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Five...

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I don't have to stay for ALL of this, do I?

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I don't? OK, well, thank you.

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Hoo! OK, see you later, Big. Bye!

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Bye, Small. Eight...

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Nine...

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Ten...

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-EXHAUSTED LOW VOICE:

-2,062...

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2,063...

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Hey, Big, how's it going?

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Two thousand... Pretty good. ..and 64.

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Just a little tired, that's all. 2,065.

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You're tired...from swinging?!

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That's unbelievable!

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2,066. Yeah...

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-Hey, do you want to know what

-I

-was doing?

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2,067...

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What were you doing, Small?

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I was thinking of my old pal Big and what I could do to make him happy

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while he's going for the record. And here's what I decided.

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2,068.

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You swing and I'll sing to you a special swinging song

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that I just made up and I'll play...on my guitar.

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2,069...

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I didn't know you knew how to play the guitar.

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Er, I don't.

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TWANG!

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# She bop she bop a da-da

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# Chimli bop a boola bee-bee ba-ba

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# Hamani hammani hammani hammani ba-ba da-ba

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# R-r-r-r yea-ea-ea-eah

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# Make no mistake He's a mover he's a shaker

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# Check out that champ He's a rocking record breaker

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# He's got rhythm he can swing it He can rock it so I'll sing it hmm

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# He's the king of the swing

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# If you don't believe me You can take a second look

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# Swinging like he'll never stop He'll make the record book

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# He's got rhythm he's got style He'll be swinging for a while huh

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# He's the king of the swing

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# King of the swing

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# King of the swing

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# I've just got to sing and shout it

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# There ain't no doubt about it

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# King of the swing yeah

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# King of the swing

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# I've just got to swing and shout it

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# There ain't no doubt about it

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# Yeah you're looking at a winner He's the king of the swing! #

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Oh, was that great or...?

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Uh...? Oh, no!

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BIG SNORES

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Oh no.

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Oh, no, no, no! Big! Big, you've got to wake up!

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Big, wake up! You're not supposed to stop.

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You're supposed to swing without stopping!

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OK, you've got to help me out.

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You try waking him up, OK? Yell Big!

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SNORING CONTINUES

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Louder!

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Oh, no, this is terrible.

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The terriblest, most terrible thing EVER!

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Now Big can't be in the book.

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Wait a minute...

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Wait a minute!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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BIG CONTINUES TO SNORE

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-SLEEPILY:

-Mmm... Hmm... Um...

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Did somebody say...?

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-YAWNS:

-Did somebody say my name?

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Um... Oh, hi.

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What? You want me to wake up?

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Well, why? Oh...

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Oh, no. Oh, no! N-n-n-no!

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Oh, no, I fell asleep! Oh, no! Oh, no!

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I stopped swinging, too! I wasn't supposed to stop swinging.

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HE SIGHS

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It's harder to break a record than I thought.

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HE SIGHS

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Oh, well, I suppose I'd better go and tell Small.

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Hmm...

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-HE SIGHS

-Small?

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I've got some very bad news.

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I'm upstairs!

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I hate to tell him. He was so excited for me.

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Oh... OK.

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Oh... Small?

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Oh, Small, I fell asleep.

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I didn't break the record.

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That means...

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I can't be in the book.

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Oh, I know.

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But it doesn't matter because guess what?

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-Wha...?

-You're already in a book!

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This one right here!

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See? It's called The Big Book Of Big.

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What?

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Here, look.

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This book is all about the stuff that you're best at. Like this one.

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Loudest snore? Big!

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Biggest toe?

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Big!

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-I do have a big toe!

-Look at this.

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Right here. OK,

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best piano player? Big!

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-Aw!

-I came in second, though.

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-You're getting very good.

-And here's my favourite.

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Only guy who makes orange juice come out of his nose when he laughs?

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BIG!

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Uh...

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You made this?

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Uh-huh. I did write it personally. There's my name - Small.

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The Big Book Of Big by Small.

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I like how that sounds.

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Yeah, I'm pretty great sometimes.

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-You're pretty great all the time, Small.

-That's very true.

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Hey, wait a minute, we can put that in the book!

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Great all the time - Small.

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Yeah. I'm also going to add one more thing.

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Best friend ever...

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Small.

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-Woo-hoo!

-Woo-hoo-doo!

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I mean yay!

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That was very close, Big.

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..Yeah.

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