The Missing Biscuit Big and Small


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# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall

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# It doesn't matter if you're big or small

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# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all

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-# You've got it, Big!

-Why, thank you, Small!

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-BOTH:

-# Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope

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# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope

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# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star

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-# It makes no difference what size you are!

-Nice!

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# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all

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-# Cos here we are we're Big and Small!

-Yeah! #

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OK, one more biscuit for me,

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easy, good and...

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And one more for me.

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That makes four biscuits each.

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MUNCH MUNCH!

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Mmm, delicious.

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Did you just eat all of your biscuits?

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Yes, yes, I did.

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In one bite?

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Big, you and I are so different!

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Not in one million years would I do that

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because it's wrong, Big. It's not how you eat biscuits.

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-Are you saying there's only one way to eat biscuits?

-No.

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All I'm saying is there's two ways, the wrong way and the right way.

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Watch. Now, Big, you take your biscuit like this,

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then you pick out all the chocolate chips and put them in a pile, OK?

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-Are you with me?

-I'm with you.

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Then you pick out the raspberry crunchies and apricot chewies

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-and you put them in another pile.

-But...OK, OK.

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So you're left with pure, 100% biscuit

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and a load of other stuff you can eat later.

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OK, but that's not how I like to do it.

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I like to eat all my biscuits in one big bite.

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OK, Big, but you don't know what you're missing.

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-HE HUMS

-Oh!

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Hey, Big! I've finished my biscuit!

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That's nice.

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But I still have three left. Woohoo!

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Hey, Big, does that make you sad? Huh? That yours are all gone?

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Um...no.

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No, not a bit.

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Really?

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Cos I'd be so upset if I didn't have any more biscuits.

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Oh! Speaking of biscuits...mmm!

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Bye, Small.

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Hey, Big, should I eat this, because then I'll only have two left?

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You know what? I think I'm gonna eat it!

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MUNCH MUNCH!

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-Ah, man, that was good!

-Hey, Small...

-Huh?

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What happened to your right way of eating biscuits?

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Where you take out the chocolate, then the apricots...

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This is ANOTHER right way, Big.

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Big bites, but only one biscuit at a time.

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Ah!

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But now... Now it's gone.

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You still have two left, remember.

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Oh, yeah!

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Hah!

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I wouldn't mind another biscuit right about now.

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-HE SIGHS

-Oh, well.

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HE HUMS

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Hey, Big, would you mind if I ate biscuit number three in bed?

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I won't drop a single crumb, I promise.

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-Um, I suppose.

-Woo!

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MUNCH MUNCH!

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Er, Small...

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Oh, oh, that's good, Big!

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Ah! Hey, do you want some?

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-Ah!

-Oh, wait, wait. Sorry, you can't cos I've got germs on this biscuit.

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-I will still eat it.

-Are you joking, Big?

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What if I was ill? What if I had a bad cough?

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Aha! Like that?

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You're making me hungry, Small.

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Really? How?

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By eating that biscuit in front of me and saying how great it tastes.

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-Oh, I'm sorry, Big. I won't eat in front of you any more, OK?

-OK.

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OK.

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Unbelievable. Mmmm.

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I can hear you eating!

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Oh, OK.

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What are you doing? What are you doing?

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MUNCH MUNCH!

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Oh, my.

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Oh, this is deliciousness!

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-Small.

-Yeah?

-Small, I can still hear you eating.

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Oh, OK.

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Well, from now on, let's take our mind off biscuits, OK, Big?

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-Good idea.

-OK?

-OK.

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Completely off them. I won't even say the word biscuit any more.

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The word biscuit will not pass by my lips.

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Instead, I wrote a song today, do you want to hear it?

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-Yeah!

-All right, hit it!

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# A biscuit's a small thing I know

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# But check out this song

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# I'll tell you why biccies are great But I won't take too long

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# You can make up your own flavour From lots of your favourite stuff

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# Don't hold back Go crazy

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# Cos one bite's never enough

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# Don't you love biccies? Whoa-oh

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# Cos I love my biccies Whoa-oh

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# Biscuits are great!

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# Just throw in some oatmeal Some wheat germ or chocolate chips

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# Get out the guava Hey, you're licking your lips

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# Add grapes and bananas Papaya, peaches or pears

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# Some say, "Hey, hold back!"

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# I say, "Go crazy, who cares?"

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# Don't you love biccies? Whoa-oh

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# Cos I love my biccies Whoa-oh

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# Biscuits are great! #

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There. Did that get your mind off biscuits, Big?

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How could it, Small?

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Your song was all about biscuits.

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-Oh, yeah.

-"Oh, yeah."

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OK, well, I'll just finish this up quickly...

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MUNCH MUNCH! ..and go to bed.

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-There, all done, no more biscuits.

-Finally.

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I do not want to hear, see, smell or think about biscuits any more.

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You said it, Big.

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I am done with biscuits.

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Except...

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Can I tell you my idea about what I want to do with my last biscuit?

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No!

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Okey-dokey.

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Good night, Big.

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'Night, Small.

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Oh...

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Oh, my stomach is really not happy.

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I need to get something to eat.

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HE YAWNS

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Here we go, Mr Fridge,

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what have you got for me? I'm hungry.

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Not much here.

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Oh...

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Oh!

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Small's last biscuit...

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Oh! Now, I know I can't eat this,

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but Small wouldn't mind if I smelt it.

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-SNIFF!

-Oh. Apricot.

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-Oh, I just...

-SNIFF SNIFF!

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I just love...

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MUNCH MUNCH!

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Mmm, mmmmm!

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..apricot!

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Ah...

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What's that?

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I just... I just ate Small's last biscuit?

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I just ate Small's last biscuit!

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Oh, oh, er...

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Er...er...OK...

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There, he won't notice that. Do you think he'll notice that?

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Of course he'll notice that! Oh, no, Small will be so cross!

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-I don't believe it.

-Cross about what, Big?

-Ah!

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What, what, what?

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Ah!

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What happened to my biscuit?

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Oh, Small, I know, I know. I'm so, so sorry.

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Who? Who would do such a terrible, horrible, completely wrong thing?

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I mean, who, Big? WHO?

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Um...well...

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I'm sorry, Big. I'm really, really sorry.

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But...why are you sorry?

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Because my great idea -

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the one you didn't want to hear -

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was to give you my last biscuit.

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That biscuit was yours!

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-Oh.

-Oh.

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Oh, oh, oh, Small.

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Oh, Big.

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The thing is...

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I ate it. I ate your biscuit.

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It was practically an accident and I didn't mean to,

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but I did.

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Well, first of all...

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Yay!

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And second of all, you shouldn't have done that.

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I know, I know. I think I got too hungry.

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That's because you ate your biscuits the wrong way, Big. I told you!

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I think it was because you were eating in front of me.

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Yeah, that too.

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Hey, there's still some left. Do you want to split it?

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-Well, thank you, Small.

-You're welcome.

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That's very generous.

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Wait, wait, wait!

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From now on, let's eat our biscuits at the exact same time, OK?

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The right way.

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-Or the wrong way, but whatever we do, let's do it together, OK?

-OK.

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OK, on your marks, get set...

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-Go!

-MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!

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