Red Nose Day Extravaganza! Blue Peter

Hello, and welcome to Blue Peter's...

Red Nose Day extravaganza!

-Wait, who are you?

-Hang on...

-I'm Radzi!

-You're Radzi?

-Really?

-Prove it.

Hang on a minute, you're not Radzi.

You're supposed to be in the audience.

Well, it's Red Nose Day!

ALL CHEER

Do not worry, Radzi hasn't shrunk and become tiny -

he is, in fact, just not here today -

but luckily, we've got the most amazing Red Nose Day crowd.

Say hi, everyone!

-ALL:

-Hi!

-Hello.

-Hello, guys. Welcome.

So, today is all about making your laughs matter,

so, let's start with Rico.

Hello, sir. A joke, please.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? I don't know.

-Because she might let it go.

-Yes!

-Nice!

-That's what we're talking about. Comedy right here.

A lot of giggles over here, and, Lida,

you've got a fab joke for us, haven't you?

-Off you go.

-What's a reptile's favourite movie?

Reptile...? I don't know - what's a reptile's favourite movie?

The Lizard Of Oz.

I like that. Yes!

That's not easy to say

when someone's pinching your nose, either, is it? Well done.

As you can tell, today's show is all about LOLs and jokes,

and luckily, we are joined by a comedy genius -

it's Joel Dommett from I'm A Celebrity.

A Frenchman complimented me on my fancy dress dog costume.

He liked the attention to deTAIL.

It's "detail" and it's "the tail" in French.

Very nice. That was lovely. OK, let's walk this way,

because Joel is going to be judging the winners

of the comedy classroom competition a little bit later on,

and letting us know who the winners are.

Somebody who's not as funny as Joel is Hacker T Dog.

-Hello, son.

-Wahey!

-How are you doing?

-Don't be rude.

-You all right, Barney?

-All right, Lindsey, what's up?

-Hello.

That was a rubbish intro.

-All right, you lot?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Good to see you. Have you got any jokes for us?

Yes, got a great joke, Barney, you'll love this one. Ahem.

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

-With some jam within the doughnut.

-WIND WHISTLES

-No...

-The man loves a doughnut or two!

-Do you understand?

-I think because...

-Jammin'.

I think the joke is, he likes it wi' jam in. I think that's...

-I don't get it.

-That's one of his songs.

OK, as well as that,

I've got chills - they're multiplying.

-I like what you did there.

-Get it?

-Very good.

Cos we're going to be joined by the cast of Grease,

having a little song and dance later on in the show.

Hello, there they are. Lovely.

Now, as part of this year's Red Nose Day,

I've been challenged to write a joke about something very simple.

Mentored by the amazing Peter Kay,

-I then had to go out and have a joke...

-Hacker, stop it.

..to as many people as possible in one day.

It's called Barney's Jokeathon. Here's part one.

It is 6:14am. Why am I up this early? Well, it's simple.

I'm going to try and tell my joke to as many people as possible today.

How do I do that? I have to find people first.

Where are their loads of people? London.

So, we are on a journey to London.

I'm being followed by the Blue Peter crew. This is Cazza on the clicker.

-Hi!

-Hello, Cazza on the clicker.

-Hello.

That's the clicker, that's Cazza. She's going to keep a tab

of how many people have heard my joke today.

Just so you can play along at home, as well,

there's one at the bottom of the screen for you.

So, yes, it is very early,

but it's never too early to make people smile -

so, let's see how funny this joke really is before we even set off.

Oh, there's somebody. Excuse me.

-Can I tell you something about my boots?

-OK.

They're really cheeky.

-Are they?

-They are.

Well, they're always sticking their tongue out.

Four people. It's a good start -

but if I'm going to share my gag with some serious numbers,

I need to think bigger - and the station manager has just the thing.

This is where they make all the announcements from,

all over the station.

What, as in, like, if I speak into that microphone,

everybody in the station can hear me?

-Everyone will be able to hear you, yeah.

-Oh-ho-ho!

TANNOY CHIMES: Hi, my name is Barney.

I'm from Blue Peter. I'm doing something funny.

You know my boots?

They're really cheeky.

Always sticking their tongue out.

Ping-pong!

Now, we reckon that there are about 200 people at the station -

oh, and it's probably worth me saying here that our totaliser

is a totally unscientific guess.

It's the number we think MAY have heard my joke -

and it's time to get it really ticking.

I'm going to London, baby.

Ooh!

Now, I could sit back and enjoy the two-hour journey south - or...

ANNOUNCEMENT CHIME

My boots are really cheeky.

Do you know why?

They're always sticking their tongue out.

Thanks for that, ladies and gentlemen. Have a pleasant journey.

The train crew reckoned 175 new victims -

oh, sorry, audience members - heard that,

and with my onboard entertainment, the journey flies by.

OK, so, here we are - London Euston.

The capital city, with 8.5 million people living here.

If there's one place I'm going to get more people to hear my joke,

it's right here - but I genuinely have no idea where to start.

PHONE RINGS Ooh, sorry, one second.

-Hello?

-Hi, it's Graham Norton here.

Oh, hey, Graham.

It's Graham Norton.

I hear you're in London for your Red Nose Day jokeathon challenge.

I am, yes.

If you want, I could fit you on my radio show -

but you have to hurry up.

I'm on air at 10:00.

Really? 10:00?

I'm about 20 minutes away.

Well, that's a stroke of luck.

If I get my joke on national radio, I've hit the jackpot.

I want to try to tell this joke to as many people as possible -

that's why going on the Graham Norton Show is ideal,

because he has over four million listeners.

So, yeah, what a great place to start the challenge here in London.

My boots are really cheeky. Why?

Always sticking their tongue out.

One more click, please.

OK. Here we go.

I'm joined now by the 35th presenter

of the world's longest running and most famous

children's television show, Blue Peter.

-His name is Barney Harwood. Hello, how are you?

-Good morning, Graham.

-I'm good, how are you?

-You've only just got to London, haven't you?

-Yes. I've been up since five o'clock this morning.

-OK.

So, the joke is this...

My boots, they're really cheeky.

Always sticking their tongue out.

MOURNFUL TRUMPET PLAYS

You can't please them all -

but, with Graham's listeners added, I'm well into the millions.

But I'm just warming up.

It's time to share my rib-tickler with the good people of London Town.

My boots are really cheeky.

Always sticking their tongue out.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Red Nose Day Comedy Pod.

Take a look at my boots. They're so cheeky, you know.

Always sticking their tongue out.

LAUGHTER AND GROANS

See, this is great, but it's also frustrating -

I know I can reach more people.

The city centre traffic is slowing me down -

I need a part of London where there are no cars.

No traffic.

What I need...is a boat.

OK, the one thing I really hadn't thought about

was how these people are going to be hearing this joke

when we're going this fast.

But I'll try it anyway.

My boots are really cheeky.

Always sticking their tongue out.

To throw up.

Oh...

Not one of my better ideas.

Yeah, maybe a bit slower.

Hello!

My boots are really cheeky.

Always sticking their tongue out.

They laughed, they definitely laughed, right there.

It's early afternoon and we think more than four million people

have heard my joke -

which is incredible,

but I know I can do better.

If I'm going to reach even more people,

to tell this one joke on Red Nose Day,

I'm going to have to think even bigger.

And you know what? I have.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Part two coming up later - stay tuned for that.

Now, I'm not the only one who's been writing jokes -

as you know, over the past four months,

you've been getting involved

by sending in your three original jokes into our comedy classroom.

Well, now all those entries have now been judged

by Miranda Hart and Richard Curtis, two geniuses of comedy,

and they have ratified that they are 100% original.

So, now, we can announce the winners.

So, here we go.

In the six to eight category...

..it's Finn.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Up top, dude.

What a proper high ten.

OK, in the nine to 12 category...

..it's Connie!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Low ten.

-So, welcome to the show. How are you feeling?

-Amazing!

-You've got your orange competition winners' badges on, as well.

-Yes.

That's very exciting, not many people have those.

Now, as you know, as part of the prize,

you were going to get your jokes read out by a professional comedian.

-Do you want to meet him and hear your jokes?

-Yes.

-Yes.

From I'm A Celebrity, it's Joel Dommett.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

OK, we can be the audience for this. Thank you so much for being here.

It's a pleasure. It's a lot of pressure.

-You've got six jokes - that's all it is.

-Here we go.

We're going to start with Finn's first three. Whenever you're ready.

What did the policeman say to the man stealing ice cream?

Freeze!

LAUGHTER

What day is it when you walk into a lamppost?

It's Red Nose Day.

LAUGHTER

What you call a nose in a car park?

A nosy parker.

Finn, everybody. APPLAUSE

Very nice work. Nice work. Very good.

OK, Connie, here are your three.

Ahem.

Why should you not fly an old plane?

Because it might spit fire.

LAUGHTER

How do crocodiles gossip?

On Snapchat.

LAUGHTER

What you call a quick nan?

Instagran.

That'll do! Round of applause for Connie, everybody.

APPLAUSE That was really brilliant.

So, there you have it -

your jokes read out by an award-winning comedian.

It's beautiful, isn't it? Only one thing for it now, Linds,

-and that's the trophies, please.

-Yes, indeed.

Guys, I was having a very big LOL to those jokes.

-Well done, Connie.

-A blol.

Well done, Finn. Yeah - big LOL, blol. Good!

One final time, a huge round of applause for our winners, everybody.

-Yay!

-Connie and Finn.

-Joel, thank you so much for being here.

-Pleasure.

-Brilliant, thank you, mate.

-Great stuff.

-PFFRRT!

-Agh, fell for it again!

Now, Red Nose Day, of course, is all about the LOLs,

but it's also about helping people in the UK and Africa

who are less fortunate than ourselves,

and face some serious challenges,

so, as 13-year-old Ellie went to Kenya

to make this special film about it.

My name is Ellie, and I've travelled all the way to Nairobi

to show how some of the money that you've raised

can help children who live here.

This is my Blue Peter Red Nose Day report.

This is Lynette.

She is 12 years old and lives here

in a slum community in Nairobi called Korogocho.

Is this is where you live?

She lives in this house made of mud

with her gran Irene and her younger cousins.

Lynette and her family really struggle for money.

Every day they go to this dump site,

where they collect bottle tops and other plastics to sell.

What the best thing you've ever found on the dump?

The dump site is very dangerous.

There is lots of broken glass, big dumping trucks and harmful rubbish.

Lynette's life is a lot different to mine,

because I don't go to work, I go to school -

but Lynette, she has to come out to work with her grandmother.

Lynette and her cousins don't go to school.

This is because they don't have enough money.

Would you like to go to school instead of working on the dump site?

Sometimes Lynette and her gran don't earn enough money to buy food,

so they all go to bed hungry.

Me and all my friends, we wake up in the morning

and think, "Ugh, we've got to go to school,"

like, we think of it as a bit of a chore, really,

but there's kids out here that would do anything to go to school.

The good news is,

a project supported by Red Nose Day uses the money that you raise

to help Lynette and other children like her have a much better future.

The project will help Lynette get into school,

but also help her gran set up her own business

so they can earn enough money and not have to go to sleep hungry.

I hope this has inspired you to get involved in Red Nose Day.

-ALL:

-Thank you, Blue Peter.

APPLAUSE

Aww.

Ellie, a huge well done -

and also, we need to start by saying happy birthday -

-it's the big one-three today, isn't?

-Yeah.

-Great, you're 13.

-Thank you for coming in to Blue Peter.

-Thank you.

I thought you did a wonderful job there.

What was the experience like?

It was one of the best things I've ever done,

-but also one of the most difficult.

-Mm.

-It was basically -

it showed you how much that you should appreciate things

and just be grateful of what you have.

Absolutely - and how important do you think it is

that everyone, especially today, gets involved with Red Nose Day?

I think the fundraising for Red Nose Day is really important,

because such little money can make such a huge difference

around the world. I do think we should donate.

Well, you've definitely done your bit.

-You've been brilliant, thank you for coming on.

-Thank you.

You've also made your very own joke template -

we were having a giggle earlier, weren't we?

And I know exactly where this can go - follow me.

-We'll take it over to Barney and Hacker.

-Hello!

-We're ready.

-Hello.

By the way, Ellie, that was an amazing film.

You did an incredible job in that film.

Red Nose Day is all about LOLs, as well,

and we've been collecting as many as possible for as long as it feels,

and we've actually had that many

that we have decorated the studio with them.

-Look how many we've had in - it's awesome.

-Nice, innit?

-It's like wallpaper.

-Yeah.

-Unbelievable.

-What do you think, do you like it?

-I like it! I like it a lot!

Good. Let's see what you think about these jokes.

We've had a few duff 'uns in.

-Read 'em out, Barney.

-I like them!

-I'm good at duff jokes.

-So, why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

-I don't know, why?

-Because he has no skin.

-Fact.

It is just a fact, that, isn't it?

Shouldn't it be he's got no body to go with,

-or something like that?

-Yeah, that's just a typo.

-Yeah.

-I think it's good.

-How...

-This is actually my favourite joke of all time.

-OK.

-Seriously.

-How does a mouse fly?

-I don't know, Barney!

How does a mouse fly?

-It does not.

-Yeah, they don't fly.

-Isn't that absolute genius?

-Yeah, more science.

-Now, Barney, I'm going to do a top five rundown.

-OK.

-Go for it.

-Can't wait.

-My favourite jokes you've sent in, and that.

-Bring it on.

-In at number five...

That's the graphic. Lovely.

-Why did the banana go to hospital?

-Don't know.

It wasn't PEELING well.

-Yeah, very good.

-In at number four...

-Oh, right.

-What do you call a deer with no eyes?

-Don't know.

-I don't know.

The no-eye deer.

In at number three...

-Why was six afraid of seven?

-Don't know.

-Because seven ATE nine.

-Did he now?

-I like that one.

-That's a good one. We like that.

-In at number two...

We don't need that. We don't need the graphic.

-There's no need for number two.

-It was there!

-Was it there?

-Why did the cow cross the road?

-Don't know.

-To go to the moo-vie.

-Ah, because cows moo, you see?

And your most favourite joke of all time, in at number one...

is this one.

-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

-Doctor.

-Doctor who?

Yes, it's Doctor Who at my door. Have you got any ID?

No. Don't need it.

-Hacker! That's not the joke.

-Thank you.

-Hacker...

-Your bit's fallen off.

-Me bit's fell off.

Right, let's go this way and find out our total.

-Let's walk this way.

-Always a pleasure, sir.

MUSIC: Walk This Way

-Hacker's being naughty.

-Did you like it?

So, you've been sending us your jokes for the totaliser,

and each week, you've been smashing the totals.

The first week, we smashed 1,000.

Then we went and smashed 2,500.

Then some further smashing down the road

meant that we smashed 5,000.

Now, we've added plenty more to this,

-including the audience's jokes.

-Yeah.

-Hold up your jokes.

They've all been added to the totaliser.

Dhruv, you've got a joke, haven't you?

What do you call a lizard that can sing?

What do you call a lizard that can sing?

A rap-tile.

-A rap-tile. That's actually really good.

-That's very Radzi.

That's the last one and that's gone into the totaliser.

We've got one here. What's your joke?

Why did the picture go to jail?

Picture go to jail? I don't know. Why did the picture go to jail?

-Because it was framed.

-Framed! Nice.

-Yeah, boy!

-Very good.

Right, it's time to see how many jokes we've collected.

-Drumroll, thank you very much.

-DRUMROLL

Ready?

The total is...

8,454 jokes.

CHEERING

That a lot of jokes.

Thank you so much for pledging your support for Red Nose Day.

That's brilliant.

Also, maybe you should get online and play Hacker's Nosey Adventure.

-Here he is. Hacks, where have you been?

-Hey, Hacks.

I'm not cleaning that up.

If you haven't played yet, this is what you've been missing out on.

Oh, nose!

Look out, noses.

He's heading for Mount Snosedon. We've got to stop him.

-Oh, no!

-Oh, it's a cliffhanger!

-Yes.

-What happens?

-We don't know.

-That's what a cliffhanger is.

You can head online,

because you've been voting on who your favourite nose is,

and the winner is...

-That could have gone so much better.

-Good catch.

-The winner is...

-We are live, everyone.

..Sniffer the dog. Very smooth.

-Oh, there's... There was a shot.

-Don't be shy.

That was a lovely shot.

So, head online if you want to see how Sniffer saves Red Nose Day.

-I will.

-Sorry I missed it.

Right, sticking with numbers, let's talk about the big number.

How many people did I tell the same joke to in one day?

It's part two of Barney's Jokeathon.

-You're not coming back again, you know that?

-Never.

Up to now, I've managed to tell my joke

to more than four million people.

So far, so good, you might say, but I wanted to go bigger.

So I've come here.

I've travelled out of Central London to BBC Broadcast Centre.

This is where they record the links in between the BBC's TV shows.

Duncan is one of the voices of BBC One

and has let me join him and tell my joke

before tonight's Let's Sing And Dance For Comic Relief.

All I have to do is record it.

Now on BBC One...

-Oh, excuse me. Sorry. Hi.

-Who's this?

It's Barney from Blue Peter.

Barney, I can feel the perfect joke for Comic Relief coming on.

Here it is. Have you seen my boots?

-They're really cheeky. Do you know why?

-Why's that?

They're always sticking their tongue out.

While you're here, if you could just read this script I prepared earlier.

Now on BBC One, a chance to laugh at more celebrities.

Let's Sing And Dance For Comic Relief.

When that goes out, it should be heard by millions,

but I want to keep the numbers coming.

Luckily for me, just a few miles down the road,

the biggest sporting event of the weekend is about to kick off.

Twickenham Stadium is hosting England v Scotland

in rugby's Six Nations in front of 82,000 people.

And I've been allowed to walk out on the pitch and tell my joke.

I just have to get there.

We haven't made it on time, we've missed the kick-off.

I can actually hear the roar of the crowd as the game gets played.

Hopefully, in about 40 minutes' time, when it's half-time,

we can go onto the pitch, tell the joke

and get the same kind of roar

that they're cheering on for their teams.

I'm feeling a little bit nervous about this,

because it's not every day

you get to walk into a room of 82,000 people and tell them a joke.

Not only that, but a joke that you've written about your shoes.

-Well, you've got 80,000 captive audience here.

-OK.

-You're on.

My boots, they're really cheeky, you know.

Always sticking their tongue out.

That'll do.

OK, one of the most nerve-racking moments of my career.

But it's given me an idea.

Now, I was thinking, if we can get to Elstree Studios now

to go and see Let's Sing And Dance For Comic Relief,

we might be able to tell some jokes

to the audience that are watching that,

and I reckon we can make it.

Let's go.

In front of a live audience already wearing their red noses

is the perfect place to end my jokeathon challenge.

But it's going to be tight.

The studios are an hour's drive away.

If I'm delayed, I won't get the chance to tell my gag.

OK, I think we've just made it in time.

We've got one more chance to get this joke in front of an audience

before we run out of time completely.

This is one of those moments where you realise

that you haven't really thought through what you're about to do.

Make some noise for Barney!

CHEERING

Wow, that's a lovely welcome. Hello, everybody.

How are we doing? Having a good night?

My boots, they're really cheeky.

Always sticking their tongue out.

LAUGHTER

That's not bad, is it?

CHEERING

Hear that?

That is actual laughter.

What a perfect moment to end my journey,

and as I leave the studios,

I tune in to BBC One for more good news.

-'Now on BBC One, it's time...'

-'Sorry.'

-'Who's this?'

'It's Barney from Blue Peter.'

'Barney, I can feel the perfect joke for Comic Relief coming on.'

'You're going to love it. You see my boots, they're really cheeky.

-'Do you know why?'

-'Why?'

'They're always sticking their tongue out. Good one!'

You see? That's what it's all been about today.

It's been about everybody else getting involved and supporting us.

What a day.

But it's not quite over.

The thing about a joke is, once it's been told, it's gone.

So I've thought of the perfect way to keep my gag alive.

At the Museum of London.

So, Laura, what can you do to help me?

Well, we've got a beautiful little showcase,

and we thought we'd pop your boots in here.

-So you can see the boots the joke was created for.

-Mm-hm. Precisely.

-I'm up for this, definitely. What a great idea.

-Great.

OK, there you go.

-Those are my boots.

-Thanks very much.

This is amazing. My boots are on display in a museum.

Yeah, they're their very own artefact.

-Ha!

-There we go.

I am going to miss them, Laura, because you know what?

They are so cheeky.

Always sticking their tongue out.

-It's funny, innit?

-Y... Well, yes.

I hope my jokeathon has inspired you to get involved

with this year's Red Nose Day.

Now, I wonder what that final total is.

CHEERING

Well...

before I tell you the final total, I want to say a huge thank you

to the team that looked after me on the day, Barney's Jokeathon team.

You were all awesome. Karen, I hope your thumb gets better soon.

All right, let's get this drumroll, please.

How many people heard that joke in one day?

DRUMROLL

It's...

8,124,149 people.

CHEERING

High fives. Low fives, low fives.

Low fives. High fives. Don't leave me hanging. There we go.

That's what it's all about -

getting you inspired to tell your own jokes

and make your laugh matter.

We've got lots of high fives.

So, yes, maybe do a school jokeathon,

there's lots of things you can try.

High fives! Hey!

Lindsey, help me out.

Whoa, that is a huge number. Well done, Barney Harwood.

Now on to something a little bit different.

We're joined by the cast of Grease. Hello.

-Hi!

-Welcome to Blue Peter. Well done on your badges.

-Now, you guys, are you proud?

-Yes, I love it.

You're currently on tour. Tell us a little bit about that.

Yeah, we're going to be on the road with Grease

for the next 12 months across the entire country.

And we've just opened in Manchester

and it's been so much fun and we're having an absolute blast.

You're going to do Summer Nights later for us.

-We are.

-I'm very excited. It's my favourite one.

I'll let you get ready. Good luck. Thank you so much, guys.

-Thank you.

-Cheers.

Cannot wait to see that performance. Make sure you're watching.

That's in, like, three minutes.

-Linds, come over here.

-Wait for me!

-It's the end of the show.

-I know!

Make sure you're watching Red Nose Day night, though.

That's tomorrow, 7pm, BBC One. It's going to be good.

As well as that, make sure you watch next week,

because it's our purple badge takeover,

where everything we do has been requested by you.

We've got amazing ballroom dances,

we've actually got a ninja with swords...

-Yes!

-..and we've got an internet superstar.

It's going to be a good one.

Radzi's not going to be here in person next week,

but he can be here in film form.

There are three films that you can pick between, two wet, one dry.

Which one do you want to see Radzi do?

Go onto the website,

make your selection, it will happen here next week.

But now, has everyone got their red noses at the ready?

-Red noses on, please.

-Because this is Grease with Summer Nights!

See you next week. CHEERING

OK, you guys, you want to know what happened?

-GUYS:

-Yeah!

No, he was real nice! It was all very romantic.

# Summer loving, had me a blast

# Summer loving, happened so fast

# I met a girl crazy for me

# Met a boy cute as can be

# Summer days drifting away to, oh, oh, the summer nights

# Well-a, well-a, well-a, well-a

-# Tell me more, tell me more

-Did you get very far?

-# Tell me more, tell me more

-Like, does he have a car?

-# Uh-huh

-Doo-doo

-Uh-huh

-Doo-doo

-Uh-huh

-Doo-doo...

# She swam by me, she got a cramp

# He ran by me, got my suit damp

# Saved her life, she nearly drowned

# He showed off, splashing around

# Summer sun, something's begun

# Oh, oh, the summer nights

# Well-a, well-a, well-a, well-a

-# Tell me more, tell me more

-Was it love at first sight?

-# Tell me more, tell me more

-Did she put up a fight?

# Dooby-doo, dooby-doo Dooby-dooby-dooby dum

# Dooby-doo, dooby-doo Dooby-dooby-dooby dum

# Took her bowling in the arcade

# We went strolling, drank lemonade

# We made out under the dock

# We stayed out till ten o'clock

# Summer fling don't mean a thing

# But, oh, oh, the summer nights

# Whoa, whoa, whoa

-# Tell me more, tell me more

-But you don't gotta brag

-# Tell me more, tell me more

-Cos he sounds like a drag

# Shoo-bab-bab, shoo-bab-bab Shoo-bab-bab, shoo-bab-bab

-# Shoo-bab-bab, shoo-bab-bab...

-He got friendly, holding my hand

# She got friendly down in the sand

# He was sweet, just turned 18

# She was good, you know what I mean

# Summer heat, boy and girl meet

# But, oh, oh, the summer nights

# Whoa, whoa, whoa

-# Tell me more, tell me more

-How much dough did he spend?

-# Tell me more, tell me more

-Could she get me a friend? #

No.

# It turned colder

# That's where it ends

# So I told her

# We'd still be friends

# Then we made our true love vow

# Wonder what she's doing now

# Summer dreams

# Ripped at the seams

# But...

# Oh!

# Those summer...

# Nights

# Tell me more, tell me more

# Ohh

# Ohhhh. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE