An Earful of Willi Bottersnikes & Gumbles
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HE CHUCKLES | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
RAM BLEATS | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
MECHANICAL ARM WHIRS | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
Whoa! | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Best Bottersnike costume at the annual Gumble fancy dress party - | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
check. Plate of grubs - check. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
One last mirror check - check. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
-TOY: -'Here is a cow - moo, moo.' | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
It is clearly some kind of predictorating device. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
It knows what things are and what they will say. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
I'm the predictorator around here. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
It should stay with me. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
It's technology - it belongs with me. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
THEY GRUNT | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Give it here! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
'The wolf goes...' | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
HE SNORES | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
TOY HITS KING | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
'This is a pig - oink, oink.' | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
HE GROANS | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
'Oink, oink.' | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
HE GROANS | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
# Bottersnike, yeah Bottersnike, Bottersnike. # | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
-Woo! MERRI: -Willi! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
You are obviously... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Late. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
It's cos I wanted my Bottersnike costume to be the best ever. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
Hm... Time well spent! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
-Your Bottersnike costume is almost as good as Tink's. -Huh? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
What? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Wow. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Toot! Toot! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Nice one, Willi. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
That's the second-best Snike question here. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
FLOAT GIGGLES | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
How is this Bottersnike costume | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
better than my Bottersnike costume? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Uh... | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Um, well, Bottersnikes are tall, | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
and Tink is taller. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
And Tink's is more Bottersnikey. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
How?! And what have you come as? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
She's a Grubling. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
I am. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
-She looks just like one. -I do. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
No-one knows what they look like, she made them up! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
HE MOANS | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
My Bottersnike costume IS the best. You're all whomp-wits. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
That was a very Snikey reaction. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
-Not bad at all. -Yeah. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
SHE WHIMPERS | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
Explain this. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
-TOY: 'This is a horse...' -TOY WHINNIES | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
HE GROANS | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Would you believe... | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
i-it's a rogue conscience? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Depends. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
What's a conscience? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
You know - that inner voice | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
that tells you if you're about to do something... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
bad? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
No! | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
Well, exactly. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Bottersnike consciences almost never work. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
I demand you get rid of this conscience at once. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
I'm sure I can extraculate it. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Hm... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Whomping Tink, always better than me. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
I'll show them how to be the most Bottersnikey. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Hurry up, you po-pudding! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
HE GROANS | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
'The rooster says - cock-a-doodle-doo!' | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
The King says, "Why is this not working?!" | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Conscience extraculation is a-a delicate | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
medicical procedure that cannot be rushed. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Oh. Well, go on, then. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
HE GROANS | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
'The bird says - chirp, chirp, cheep.' | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Whomp! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
Just need to extraculate harder, | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
with this! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Release this precision extraculator at once. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
WILLI SCREAMS | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Ow! | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
THEY GASP | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
What are you looking at? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
SHE WHIMPERS | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
What the Bot?! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
WILLI WHIMPERS | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Why is a tiny Bottersnike coming out of my ear? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
I-I was just passing through? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
Wait, you think I look just like a Bottersnike? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
You couldn't look more like a Bottersnike | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
without being a Bottersnike. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
I knew it. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
ARE you a Bottersnike? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
What else would I be? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
I think we've awoken and almost extraculated his actual conscience. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Are you the King's conscience? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Yes. Yes, I am. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Why were you telling me what noises things make? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Consciences do that sometimes? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
This is the sound your bum makes... | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
PARP! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
Oh! Your conscience knows his bum sounds. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
My lumpy liege, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
perhaps removing your conscience is not such a good idea. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
You might need it. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
It occurs to me, Weathersnike, | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
that you don't have a clue what you're talking about. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
-I should sit on your head. -SHE GASPS | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Sitting on heads is such a stupid Bottersnike thing to do. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
You should listen to your conscience. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
Really? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
WILLI STRAINS | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
What? Who's there? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Oh! Ow! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Pointy-pokey-pooping-ow! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
See? Stupid thing to do. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
HE SCOFFS | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
HAMMER STRIKES METAL | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
GUBBO GRUNTS | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Hey, Conscience, watch this. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
MECHANICAL ARM WHIRS | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
I'm going to lob that massive ball on Gubbo's roof. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:02 | |
He'll be squashed. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
You can't do that. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Watch me. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
KING LAUGHS | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
KING GROANS | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
HE GRUMBLES | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
You appear to know what you're talking about. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
I do. Want to know what you should do? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Depress me. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
You should go to the Gumble tree right now | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
and point out just how much your conscience looks like a Bottersnike. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
And, I don't know, maybe apologise for being mean. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
I'll be doing none of that. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
If you don't, your bum will fall off. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
What?! Nonsense. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
It will. That's exactly what will happen. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
If you don't do exactly what your conscience - me - | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
tells you to do, your bottom will fall off. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Everyone knows that. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
They do? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
CHANK CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
-Huh? -My melodorous monarch, | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
where might you be going in such a discreet, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
some might say suspicious manner? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Answer that after - why do you have a miniature Snike | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
-coming out of one ear? -That's his conscience. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Silly. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Conscience? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
Then I call for you to stand down as king. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
The Snikes can't have a king with a conscience bossing him around. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
-HE SCOFFS -I'm not being bossed around, | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
I'm simply taking good care of my bottom. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
-Are you going to the Gumble tree to sit on them? -To spang them? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
No, I'm going to... | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
-HE COUGHS: -Apologise. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
-ALL: -Apologise?! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
I have to listen to my conscience or my bottom will fall off. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
Everyone knows that. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
THEY GASP | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
We must all wake up our consciences! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
HE GRUMBLES | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
-WEATHERSNIKE: -We must all wake up our consciences! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
THEY GRUNT AND MOAN Ow! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
PARTY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
THEY GASP | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
WILLI CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
The Bottersnike King has something very important to say. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Yuck! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Actually...don't worry about it. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Hm, is that a loose bottom I hear? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
-HE GROWLS -Fine. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
I'd just like to say, I'm sorry for being mean to the Gumbles. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
There, I said it. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
WILLI: He has another thing to tell you. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
-Huh? -He also wants to tell you that I, his conscience, | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
could not...? Could not...? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Not what? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
Could not look more like a Bottersnike. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Oh, that. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Yes, he could not look more like a Bottersnike. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
WILLI: Do we all hear that? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
This Bottersnike thinks I could not look more like a Bottersnike. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Without being a Bottersnike - | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
-like that fella. -THEY GASP | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Hello, have we met? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
I expected I'd be the only Bottersnike here. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
You ARE the only Bottersnike here! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
-Oops. -The only one that matters, obviously. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
This conscience is the worst. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Any second, it'll probably start | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
telling me the sounds things make. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
This is the sound of a really angry Gumble. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
WILLI ROARS, THEY YELP | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
I DO look the most like a Snike. How would he know anyway? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
He's so stupid, he thinks I'm his conscience. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
HE GASPS | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
THEY GASP | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-Eh? -Grumble-guts. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
THEY STRAIN | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
If you're not my conscience, what are you? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Just a really tiny Snike? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Then prepare to get tinier! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Whoa! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
Ah-ha! Not shrinking? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Not a Snike. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Would you believe I'm pre-shrunk? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
No. That'd be stupid. HE LAUGHS | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Right. Who shall we spang first? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
-Um... -No. No. Tell him - | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
just for the party, the Gumbles have filled their moat | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
with non-Snike-shrinking water. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Yeah. Yeah. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
That's exactly what they've done. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
See? Come on in, the water's fine. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
Last one in's a rotten Gumble! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
HE MOANS IN A HIGH VOICE | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Non-Snike-shrinking water. Nice one, Willi. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
That idea was even better than one of Tink's. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Really? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
Better than Tink? Woohoo! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Hey-hey! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
KING SIGHS | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
It turned out my conscience | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
was actually... | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
THEY PANT AND MOAN | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
..very much worth getting out. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
You'll find superior extraculators over there. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
-ALL: -Ow! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
This is so much more enjoyable without a conscience! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 |