Episode 1 Buzz and Tell


Episode 1

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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'Yes, it's Buzz And Tell, the busiest, buzziest quiz on TV.'

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APPLAUSE

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'And here's your host, Walter Flipstick.'

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This is Buzz And Tell. Let's meet the contestants.

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My name's Melanie Wiggles. I'm learning about carrots.

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My name is Karl. I'm learning about nuts.

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My name is Henrietta Peck. I'm learning to fly.

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I'm Charles Cheese. I just love cheese!

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My name is Mr Biscuits.

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I'm taking lessons in advanced biscuit technology.

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Now it's time to ask some questions. Fingers on buzzers.

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See if you can spot the missing word.

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One, two...three, four, five Once I caught a fish...

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With chips.

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It's fish and chips, isn't it?

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-What?

-BUZZER

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It's, "Once I caught a fish and pie."

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Pie?

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BUZZER

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-Is it, for supper?

-No.

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Me, please. Mr Walter, I know this.

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You need to buzz, Karl.

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OK. Bzzzzzz!

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No, not like that. You have a buzzer on your desk. Press it.

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I can't. My hand's in the air.

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Use your other one.

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I can't. I'm holding my lunch.

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Well, put your hand down.

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OK, if you insist.

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BUZZER

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I can't remember the question!

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One, two, three, four, five Once I caught a fish...

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Alive!

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Once I caught a fish alive!

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Well done, Karl! That's one point to you.

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Our next round is the picture round. Take a look.

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What is this and which animal does it belong to?

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-This is the noise the animal makes.

-QUACK!

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BUZZER

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That's a diving board.

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What kind of animal has a diving board?

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My cousin's got a swimming pool AND a diving board.

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That might be the case, but I was...

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BUZZER

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Was that noise a fire engine?

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If it was, that's a fireman's helmet.

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No, it's not a fireman's helmet. It belongs to an animal!

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Me! Please, Mr Walter, I know this.

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-Er, buzzer, Karl.

-Oh!

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Oh, yes! I did it again!

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BUZZER

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Is it an orange sweetie?

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No.

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BUZZER

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That noise was a duck.

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It must be a duck's bill.

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Yes! At last! That's one point to you, Melanie.

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APPLAUSE

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OK, now it's time for our numbers round.

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If I had two apples in this hand, ha-ha, and two apples in this hand,

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what would I have?

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-Big hands.

-What?!

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BUZZER

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A healthy diet.

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Not really. You've got to add them up!

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BUZZER

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It's two plus two, which is... Er...

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THUNK!

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Anyway, it's four.

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You've got it, Henrietta and chick. It's four apples.

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Now it's time for our sound round.

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Tell me what the sound is.

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WAVES CRASH GENTLY, GULLS CRY

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BUZZER

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A hairdryer and a squeaky wheel.

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-Oh... No.

-BUZZER

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Is it a man blowing up a balloon and rubbing it?

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-No!

-BUZZER

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It's the sea and a seagull. It's the seaside!

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Thank you. One point to you.

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APPLAUSE

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Thank goodness,

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it's our last round, and it's general knowledge.

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Fingers on buzzers.

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What day comes after Friday?

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BUZZER

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My birthday.

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-Having a party? I'll bring cheese!

-I'll bring biscuits.

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Does anybody know the answer?

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BUZZER

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No!

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-I do! Me!

-You need to press your...

-My buzzer.

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Yes!

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BUZZER

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The day after Friday is Saturday.

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Yes! One point to you, Karl.

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That's the end of Buzz And Tell today.

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Let's look at the scores.

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So, our winner is Karl, with two points!

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And your special prize, Karl, is... a great big nut.

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Thank you, everybody!

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I love nuts!

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Goodbye. Thank you for watching Buzz And Tell.

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, the enthusiastic but dim Henrietta Peck, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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