Episode 2 Buzz and Tell


Episode 2

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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It's Buzz And Tell - the silliest, quizziest

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question and answer show on the telly.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And here's your host,

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Walter Flipstick!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.

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Now, let's meet the contestants.

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My name is Melanie Wiggles

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and I'm learning about long orange vegetables.

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My name is Karl

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and I'm learning about the history of nuts.

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My name is Henrietta Peck

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and I'm learning to sit on an egg.

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I'm Charles Cheese

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and you can please me, if you give me something cheesy! Ha-ha-ha!

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My name is Mr Biscuits

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and I'm taking lessons in nuclear biscuit dynamics.

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Time to ask some questions. Fingers on buzzers, everyone.

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What are the missing words

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in this sentence?

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"Jack and Jill went..."

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BUZZER

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-Charles Cheese!

-Round the corner.

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No. BUZZER

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-Henrietta Peck.

-For a pizza.

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No.

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Me, me, me, Mr Walter. Me. I know this.

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-You need to buzz, Karl.

-Oh, yes!

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BUZZER

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Karl!

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Jack and Jill went to the shops

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to get a lovely bag of peanuts.

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Oh!

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BUZZER

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Mr Biscuits!

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Up the hill,

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to fetch a pail of water.

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Yes, they did!

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One point. Well done, Mr Biscuits!

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APPLAUSE

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Was their tap broken?

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We don't know, Charles, but we need to get on with the quiz. Ready?

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BUZZER

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Charles Cheese!

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Yes. Do I get a point?

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No, Charles.

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OK, everyone, let's have our next round,

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which is the Picture Round.

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What is this?

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CLOCK TICKS

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BUZZER

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Henrietta Peck!

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Is that a flying saucer?

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No, Henrietta, it's not.

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BUZZER

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Mr Biscuits!

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It's a shiny hat.

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Not quite.

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BUZZER

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Charles Cheese!

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It's a toilet seat.

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No, Charles. I'll give you a clue -

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you can ring it.

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BUZZER

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-Karl!

-It's my granny.

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You can ring here, because she's got a telephone.

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Oh, my word.

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BUZZER

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-Henrietta Peck!

-It's a...

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Ohh... It must be...

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Ohh-ohh!

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AUDIENCE GASPS

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-CHICK:

-It's a bicycle bell.

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That's right, Henrietta and chick.

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It is a bicycle bell! That's a point to you.

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APPLAUSE

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Now for our Numbers Round. Let's do some adding up.

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If three sheep from a field join one sheep in the field next door,

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what would you get?

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BUZZER

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Melanie Wiggles!

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-An empty field.

-Well, yes,

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but that's not what I meant.

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BUZZER

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Mr Biscuits!

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A great big woolly jumper.

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Eh, no, Mr Biscuits.

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Do sheep make jumpers?

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Jumpers don't have anything to do with it.

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Can we now please answer the question?

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BUZZER

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-Mr Biscuits!

-Yes.

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-Well, what is it?

-I don't know.

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I was just saying, "We can now answer the question."

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BUZZER

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Charles Cheese!

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You've got to add them up.

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It's three sheep and one sheep,

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which is four sheep!

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Brilliant, Charles! You got it right.

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That's one point to you.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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It's time for our Sound Round.

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Listen to the sound, tell me what it is.

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I'll give you a clue -

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this thing is really,

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really, really big!

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ELEPHANT TRUMPETS

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BUZZER

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-Melanie Wiggles!

-A carrot.

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-What?

-I had a really big carrot last night for tea.

-No.

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Me, me, me, Mr Walter.

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-Buzzer, Karl.

-Oh, yes, yes, yes.

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BUZZER

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Karl!

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Is it a giant blowing his nose?

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Good guess.

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-Try again.

-OK.

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It's a giant blowing his trumpet.

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No! BUZZER

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Henrietta Peck!

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Could it be an elephant?

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Oh, correct, Henrietta!

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It was the sound of an elephant.

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One point to you. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Our last round is General Knowledge.

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Fingers on buzzers.

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In which sport would you use a football?

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BUZZER

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-Karl!

-Swimming.

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No. BUZZER

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-Henrietta Peck!

-Running?

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No. BUZZER

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-Charles Cheese!

-Wrestling.

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No, no, just listen to the question.

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In which sport would you use a football? A football.

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BUZZER

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Melanie Wiggles!

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It's football.

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Yes! Yes, that's right!

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Thank you, Melanie! Thank you!

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That's one point to you.

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Well, that's the end of Buzz And Tell today.

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Let's look at the scores.

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So, our winner is Henrietta Peck, with two points!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And your special prize, Henrietta,

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is a day out

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on the farm!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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But I already live

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-on a farm.

-It's not that farm.

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Oh.

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Thank you, everyone,

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for watching Buzz And Tell.

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Goodbye! See you next time!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, the enthusiastic but dim Henrietta Peck, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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