Episode 11 Buzz and Tell


Episode 11

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover and the very shy Ken Koala.


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Set your brains to stun and your laugh muscles to fun

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because it's Buzz & Tell!

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And here's your host, the man with the facts at his flipper tips,

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Walter...Flipstick!

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CHEERING

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Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.

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Now let's meet the contestants.

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I'm Miss Honkover,

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and I'm learning a fabulous song and dance routine!

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My name is...Ken Koala,

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and I'm learning to be very brave!

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My name is Orange Bernard

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and I'm learning 100 ways to swing from a tyre!

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I'm Charles Cheese

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and I'm learning how to make a house

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entirely out of cheese!

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My name is Mr Biscuits and I'm learning

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the atomic weight of biscuits.

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Welcome to our contestants and they look ready for anything.

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Fingers on buzzers, everyone.

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Can you spot the missing word in this rhyme?

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A sailor went to sea, sea, sea to see what he could...

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BUZZER

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Do.

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-No, Mr Biscuits.

-BUZZER

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Find?

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No.

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The missing word sounds remarkably like "sea".

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BUZZER

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-It's got to be tree, then.

-No!

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BUZZER

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The last time I was at sea, it reminded me of a song

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I often sing in my big, musical show!

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# I'm only a bird... #

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But do you know the missing word?!

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"A sailor went to sea, sea, sea

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"To see what he could..."

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BUZZER

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See?

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-It's...

-See what he could see.

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That's absolutely right!

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The sailor did go to sea, sea, sea to see what he could see.

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That's one point to you.

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Now let's have the picture round.

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I'm going to show you a picture and you have to say what it is.

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Well, what is it?

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BUZZER

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Useless!

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But why, Bernard?

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No ball! You can't have a bat without a ball!

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-It's not a bat.

-BUZZER

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-It's a spaceship!

-No.

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Here's a clue.

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You can cook things in it.

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BUZZER

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-An apron.

-What?

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I always cook in my apron to protect my feathers.

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-No.

-BUZZER

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Um...

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It's a frying pan, Mr Flipstick.

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Brilliant, Ken, it is!

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You get another point.

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Now it's time for our numbers round.

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If three children were bouncing on a bouncy castle

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and they were joined by two more children,

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what would you have?

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BUZZER

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A big pile of shoes.

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-What?

-You can't wear shoes on a bouncy castle.

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So you'll get a big pile of shoes with all those children bouncing.

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No!

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BUZZER

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A sore bottom!

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-What?

-You shouldn't go bouncing on a castle, they're made of stone.

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But it's not a real castle. It's a bouncy castle, for bouncing on.

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I need to know how many children are on it.

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BUZZER

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You have to add two children to three children.

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That's three and two

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which is five children!

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You've got it, Charles. It is five children.

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One point to you.

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It's time for our sound round.

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Listen to the sound and say what it is.

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HORN BLARES

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BUZZER

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Is that a cow?

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No. Here's a clue.

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-You find this on a ship.

-BUZZER

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Did I ever tell you about the time I was on a ship,

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it reminded me of a song I sing in my big, musical show.

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# I'm only a bird...#

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As much as we'd like to hear your song, I need an answer.

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BUZZER

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It's a ship's horn!

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Yes! Absolutely right! That sound was a ship's horn.

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One point to you.

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Our last round.

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It's general knowledge so fingers on buzzers.

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What noise does a cat make?

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BUZZER

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They make a terrible noise. Unlike me!

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No!

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BUZZER

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We had a cat in our house and he's always saying,

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"Come back with our cheese!"

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Oh, no!

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BUZZER

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Ken Koala!

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Miaow.

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Cats go, "Miaow".

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That's the right answer! One point to you!

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That's the end of the show. Our winner is,

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Ken Koala with three points!

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CHEERING

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And your special prize is a big, honky horn.

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This is absolutely...

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Thank you for watching Buzz & Tell.

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Goodbye, see you next time!

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Subtitles by Rosemary Douce, Red Bee Media Ltd.

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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