Episode 10 Buzz and Tell


Episode 10

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include carrot-studying rabbit Melanie Wiggles and the very shy Ken Koala.


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..the jolliest and jokiest quiz on TV...

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CHEERING

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..featuring your tickly, tashed host,

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Walter Flipstick!

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Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.

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Let's meet our contestants today. We have...

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I'm Melanie Wiggles and I'm very interested in carrots.

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I'm Ken Koala and I'm interested in trying to talk...

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LOUDER!

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My name is Orange Bernard and I'm interested in, well, bananas really.

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I'm Charles Cheese and I'm interested in chee-eese!

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I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm interested in biscuits.

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-CHEERING

-Thank you, everyone.

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It's time to play Buzz & Tell. Fingers on buzzers,

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this is our missing-word round.

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Now buzz and tell me what's the missing word.

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The tooth fairy visits when a wobbly what falls out?

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Jelly!

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No, Charles.

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Banana trifle.

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No, Orange Bernard.

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A wobbly tummy.

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No, Melanie. Listen carefully to the question. The tooth fairy...

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The TOOTH fairy visits when a wobbly what falls out?

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This is hard, because you never see the tooth fairy.

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She's shy like me.

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Yes, I'm sure she is, Ken, but I'm afraid that's not the answer.

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Tooth, Mr Flipstick. The answer must be tooth.

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You're right, Mr Biscuits. It is tooth and that's a point to you.

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Now for our picture round. Here's a picture -

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you have to buzz and tell me what it is.

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Take a look. What's this?

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It's a box.

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It's not a box.

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It looks like a box.

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Well, it isn't a box.

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Not even a thin box?

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Not even a thin. It's not a fat, tall or short box. It's not a box.

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Is it a pile of paper?

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Getting closer, Charles Cheese.

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A writing pad for taking notes.

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Even closer, Melanie Wiggles.

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It's something that opens up.

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A box.

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OTHERS: It's not a box!

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All right.

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I think it's a book.

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It is indeed a book. One point to Charles Cheese.

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CHEERING

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Now on to our numbers round. If we have five biscuits

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and Charles Cheese ate three of them, what would we have?

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I haven't had any biscuits.

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Mr Flipstick said you did.

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Three, to be precise.

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Who'd have thought a little mouse could eat all those biscuits?

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No, no, no. No, really, Charles HASN'T had any...

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When did he eat them? I haven't seen any biscuits.

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Because he's eaten them all.

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I didn't eat any biscuits.

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I'll put it another way. If I had five biscuits

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-and

-I

-ate three of them, how many would

-I

-have left?

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There would be five, take away three, leaving two biscuits.

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Two biscuits is the correct answer. One point to Ken Koala.

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Now time for our final round.

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It's our sound round. Listen to this sound,

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and buzz and tell me what it is. Here's your sound.

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WHIRRING AND SUCKING

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Is it a musical instrument?

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No, Melanie, it's not a musical instrument.

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Here's a clue.

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It can suck up crumbs off the carpet.

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Oh, that's easy. Hey-hey! It's Mr Biscuits. Heh-heh-heh!

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That isn't the answer I'm looking for.

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Oh, I always use a plate anyway.

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An elephant can suck crumbs off a carpet.

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Yes, it could, but it's not an animal, Ken. Listen again.

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WHIRRING AND SUCKING

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It's an electric elephant.

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No, but it is an electrical machine

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for sucking crumbs off the carpet.

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A crumb sucky-uppy machine.

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No.

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An uppy-sucky crumb machine.

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No.

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It's a vacuum cleaner, Mr Flipstick.

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Well done, Mr Biscuits.

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One point to you and that brings us to the end of the show.

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Let's look at the scores.

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And today's winner is...

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Your prize, Mr Biscuits, is a box of biscuits.

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I hope Charles Cheese doesn't eat them all.

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I didn't eat any biscuits.

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Can I have the box?

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Well, that brings us to the end of another show.

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See you next time on Buzz & Tell.

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Featuring carrot-studying rabbit Melanie Wiggles, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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