Episode 9 Buzz and Tell

Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the fastest, funniest quiz show in the world.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Here's your master of mayhem - Mr Walter Flipstick.

Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.

Meet the contestants.

My name's Melanie Wiggles.

I'm learning to fire a carrot into space.

My name is Karl. I'm learning to get a nut out of a shell in two seconds.

My name is Henrietta Peck.

I'm learning to strut around the farmyard.

I'm Charles Cheese.

I'm learning how to make a cheese sandwich with no bread.

It's cheese between two pieces of cheese! Yeah-ha-ha-ha!

My name is Mr Biscuits. I'm learning all the different words for biscuit.

Fingers on buzzers.

See if you can spot the missing word in this rhyme.

"The grand old Duke of York He had 10,000..."

BUZZER

-Henrietta.

-Turnips.

-No.

-BUZZER

-Melanie.

-Is it 10,000 carrots?

No. Answer anybody?

I know this! Me, please, Mr Walter.

Buzzer, please, Karl.

-Oh, yes.

-BUZZER

-Karl.

-He had 10,000 doorknobs.

-LAUGHTER

-No. I'll give you a clue.

"They marched to the top of the hill and down again."

BUZZER Charles.

-Penguins.

-What?

When you see them walking they look like they're marching.

I don't think the Grand Old Duke of York had 10,000 penguins.

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

He had 10,000 men.

He certainly did. Well done. You get one point.

Let's have our next round, which is the picture round.

Take a look at this picture, buzz and tell me what it is.

BUZZER

-Henrietta.

-It's a big golden pointy hat.

No.

BUZZER

-Melanie.

-It must be a...

-Are you going to say carrot?

-I think so, yes. Carrot.

-No.

-BUZZER

-Charles.

-My dad's nose.

No.

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

Is it a goldfish?

No.

I know this. Please, Mr Walter, I know.

Buzzer, Karl.

Oops, I did it again.

BUZZER Karl.

It's a trumpet.

Yes, Karl. It is a trumpet. You get one point.

APPLAUSE

Time for our numbers round. Let's do some adding up.

We all know that a pair of shoes is two shoes,

so what would I have if I had two pairs of shoes?

BUZZER

-Melanie.

-A lot of feet.

What?

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

Is the answer a shoe shop?

-No.

-BUZZER

-Charles.

-Smelly feet!

-No.

-BUZZER

-Henrietta.

-Two pairs of shoes is two shoes and two shoes, which is...

Oh...oh...

Oh!

AUDIENCE GASPS

-CHICK IN A DEEP VOICE:

-It's four. You'd have four shoes.

Yes, Henrietta and the chick. Four shoes. One point.

APPLAUSE

Now it's time for our sound round.

Listen to the sound

and tell me what it is.

WHISTLE

BUZZER

-Karl.

-Is that the trumpet we saw earlier?

No. I'll give you a clue.

This noise is made by a long thing, which travels from place to place.

BUZZER Henrietta.

A snake yawning.

I beg your pardon.

Snakes are long, they travel from place to place.

It must be tiring doing that with no legs.

Oh, my word!

BUZZER Charles.

This is a train and we heard the train's whistle.

That's correct. You get one point.

APPLAUSE

It's our last round - general knowledge. Fingers on buzzers.

What do we call a baby dog?

-BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

-Keith.

Nice name, but no.

-BUZZER Melanie.

-Ruffles.

Also a nice name, but again, no. I'm not looking for an actual name.

I mean the name we give to all baby dogs.

BUZZER Charles.

Don't worry, Mr Flipstick. I think I know. Is it a puppy?

That's it. Well done, Charles.

A baby dog is called a puppy.

You get a point. Let's look at the scores.

DRUM ROLL

Our winner is Charles Cheese with two points.

APPLAUSE

Your special prize is a pair of my own shoes.

LAUGHTER

Oh, Mr Flipstick, your feet are really cheesy!

Very rude. I think it's time we said goodbye

until another silly episode of Buzz & Tell. Goodbye!

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