Episode 9 Buzz and Tell


Episode 9

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the fastest, funniest quiz show in the world.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Here's your master of mayhem - Mr Walter Flipstick.

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Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.

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Meet the contestants.

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My name's Melanie Wiggles.

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I'm learning to fire a carrot into space.

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My name is Karl. I'm learning to get a nut out of a shell in two seconds.

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My name is Henrietta Peck.

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I'm learning to strut around the farmyard.

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I'm Charles Cheese.

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I'm learning how to make a cheese sandwich with no bread.

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It's cheese between two pieces of cheese! Yeah-ha-ha-ha!

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My name is Mr Biscuits. I'm learning all the different words for biscuit.

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Fingers on buzzers.

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See if you can spot the missing word in this rhyme.

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"The grand old Duke of York He had 10,000..."

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BUZZER

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-Henrietta.

-Turnips.

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-No.

-BUZZER

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-Melanie.

-Is it 10,000 carrots?

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No. Answer anybody?

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I know this! Me, please, Mr Walter.

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Buzzer, please, Karl.

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-Oh, yes.

-BUZZER

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-Karl.

-He had 10,000 doorknobs.

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-LAUGHTER

-No. I'll give you a clue.

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"They marched to the top of the hill and down again."

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BUZZER Charles.

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-Penguins.

-What?

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When you see them walking they look like they're marching.

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I don't think the Grand Old Duke of York had 10,000 penguins.

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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He had 10,000 men.

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He certainly did. Well done. You get one point.

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Let's have our next round, which is the picture round.

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Take a look at this picture, buzz and tell me what it is.

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BUZZER

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-Henrietta.

-It's a big golden pointy hat.

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No.

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BUZZER

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-Melanie.

-It must be a...

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-Are you going to say carrot?

-I think so, yes. Carrot.

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-No.

-BUZZER

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-Charles.

-My dad's nose.

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No.

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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Is it a goldfish?

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No.

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I know this. Please, Mr Walter, I know.

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Buzzer, Karl.

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Oops, I did it again.

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BUZZER Karl.

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It's a trumpet.

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Yes, Karl. It is a trumpet. You get one point.

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APPLAUSE

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Time for our numbers round. Let's do some adding up.

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We all know that a pair of shoes is two shoes,

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so what would I have if I had two pairs of shoes?

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BUZZER

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-Melanie.

-A lot of feet.

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What?

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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Is the answer a shoe shop?

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-No.

-BUZZER

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-Charles.

-Smelly feet!

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-No.

-BUZZER

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-Henrietta.

-Two pairs of shoes is two shoes and two shoes, which is...

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Oh...oh...

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Oh!

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AUDIENCE GASPS

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-CHICK IN A DEEP VOICE:

-It's four. You'd have four shoes.

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Yes, Henrietta and the chick. Four shoes. One point.

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APPLAUSE

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Now it's time for our sound round.

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Listen to the sound

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and tell me what it is.

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WHISTLE

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BUZZER

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-Karl.

-Is that the trumpet we saw earlier?

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No. I'll give you a clue.

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This noise is made by a long thing, which travels from place to place.

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BUZZER Henrietta.

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A snake yawning.

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I beg your pardon.

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Snakes are long, they travel from place to place.

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It must be tiring doing that with no legs.

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Oh, my word!

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BUZZER Charles.

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This is a train and we heard the train's whistle.

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That's correct. You get one point.

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APPLAUSE

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It's our last round - general knowledge. Fingers on buzzers.

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What do we call a baby dog?

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-BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

-Keith.

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Nice name, but no.

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-BUZZER Melanie.

-Ruffles.

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Also a nice name, but again, no. I'm not looking for an actual name.

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I mean the name we give to all baby dogs.

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BUZZER Charles.

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Don't worry, Mr Flipstick. I think I know. Is it a puppy?

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That's it. Well done, Charles.

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A baby dog is called a puppy.

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You get a point. Let's look at the scores.

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DRUM ROLL

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Our winner is Charles Cheese with two points.

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APPLAUSE

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Your special prize is a pair of my own shoes.

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, Mr Flipstick, your feet are really cheesy!

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Very rude. I think it's time we said goodbye

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until another silly episode of Buzz & Tell. Goodbye!

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Subtitles by Shaun Hadnett Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, the enthusiastic but dim Henrietta Peck, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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