Episode 8 Buzz and Tell


Episode 8

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the zappiest and zingiest quiz on TV.

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CHEERING

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And here's your host, Walter Flipstick!

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Welcome to Buzz & Tell, the quiz show that always surprising.

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Let's meet our contestants today. We have...

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My name is Melanie Wiggles, and I'm a rabbit.

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My names is Karl, and I'm, erm... I'm always forgetting things.

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I'm Henrietta Peck, and I'm a hen.

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I'm Charles Cheese, and I am a mouse.

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I'm Mr Biscuits, and I'm furry, and I like biscuits.

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CHEERING

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Fingers on buzzers, this is our missing word round.

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Buzz and tell me what word is missing.

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"London Bridge is falling..."

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-BUZZ Charles Cheese!

-Is it?!

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Erm, it's not actually falling, it's a missing word round.

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BUZZ Mr Biscuits!

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Into the water.

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Yes, but...

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-BUZZ Charles Cheese!

-So it is falling?!

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It's not going to fall into the water.

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Oh, good!

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Let me give you a clue. If London Bridge IS ever going to fall,

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and I can assure you it isn't at the moment,

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would it fall up or down?

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BUZZ Henrietta Peck!

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Things don't usually fall up, so I say...down.

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Yes, correct. "London Bridge is falling down."

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One point for Henrietta Peck.

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Now for our picture round. Look at this,

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and tell me what it is.

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-BUZZ Charles Cheese!

-A mouse umbrella!

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No, Charles, it's not an umbrella for a mouse.

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BUZZ Melanie Wiggles!

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It looks like lunch.

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Possibly, but what's it called?

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-BUZZ Mr Biscuits!

-Albert.

-No.

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-BUZZ Charles Cheese!

-Geoffrey!

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No!

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-BUZZ Henrietta Peck!

-It's Tracey.

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Take this seriously, please. What is this object?

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-BUZZ Charles Cheese!

-It's a house!

-No.

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BUZZ Karl!

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It is a...mushroom?

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Yes, mushroom! Thank you, Karl. One point to you.

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And now on to our numbers round.

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If five worms poked their heads out of the ground,

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and a bird came and gobbled one of them up,

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how many worms would be left?

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-BUZZ Charles Cheese!

-None!

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Sorry, Charles, that's wrong.

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I don't think it is.

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The rest would wriggle away, and none would be left.

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OK, how many ran away?

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BUZZ Charles Cheese!

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None! Worms can't run, they wriggle.

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All right, how many wriggled away?

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Four would wriggle away.

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Four, that is correct. One point to Charles Cheese.

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Now it's time for our sound round.

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Just listen to this sound, and buzz and tell me what it is.

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DOG BARKING

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BUZZ Karl!

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-He's a cactus plant.

-What?!

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BUZZ Melanie Wiggles!

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-Is it a carrot?

-No, it's not a carrot!

-Thank you, Charles.

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-Ooh, do I get a point for that?

-No!

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One last time, what is this sound?

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DOG BARKING

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BUZZ Mr Biscuits!

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That's my next-door neighbour, Henry.

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-All right, Mr Biscuits, what is he?

-Loud!

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Yes, but is he a cat, a slug, or a budgerigar?

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He's a dog, Mr Flipstick.

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He's correct, thank you! One point to Mr Biscuits.

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And now on to our final round at last, general knowledge.

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Fingers on buzzers. What colour is a raspberry?

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Oh, I love raspberries.

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-So do I!

-Me, please, I know this, me, please!

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Karl, use your buzzer.

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Oh, I forgot.

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BUZZ Karl!

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Er... And I forgot what I was going to say now.

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What colour is a raspberry?

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-BUZZ Melanie Wiggles!

-Red.

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Red, yes! You're right, Melanie, a raspberry is indeed red.

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One point to you.

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That was the final, frustrating round.

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I'm sure you'll be relieved, I know I am.

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Let's look at the scores.

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Oh, no, the scores are level.

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We now have to have a tie-break to decide. Fingers on buzzers.

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Which pattern would you find on a zebra?

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-BUZZ Mr Biscuits!

-Tartan.

-No.

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-BUZZ Melanie Wiggles!

-Stripes.

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Yes! A zebra has stripes.

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Zebra? Oh, I thought you said "Deborah."

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She's always wearing tartan.

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That makes Melanie Wiggles today's winner.

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-CHEERING

-Thank you, everyone.

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Your special prize is

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a handy set of spanners.

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Spanners? What am I going to do with spanners?

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That brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell.

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Goodbye, see you next time.

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, the enthusiastic but dim Henrietta Peck, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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