Episode 16 Buzz and Tell


Episode 16

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include exotic show bird Miss Honkover and the very shy Ken Koala.


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Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the cheekiest and chuckliest quiz on TV!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Featuring your charming host, Walter Flipstick!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello and welcome to the show that buzzes and tells,

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tells and buzzes, it's Buzz & Tell.

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Let's meet the contestants.

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My name's Melanie Wiggles,

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and I'm really interested in crunching carrots.

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I'm Karl, and I'm really, really, erm...

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interested.

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GROANING

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I'm Henrietta Peck, and I'm really interested in laying eggs.

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LAUGHTER

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I'm Charles Cheese, and I'm really interested in nibbling cheese!

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LAUGHTER

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I'm Mr Biscuits, and I'm really interested in nibbling biscuits!

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-CHEERING

-Thank you, everyone.

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Our first round is our missing words round. Fingers on buzzers!

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Now, buzz and tell me, what's the missing word?

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Hey diddle-diddle

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The cat and the fiddle

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The cow jumped over the...

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Melanie Wiggles!

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Gate.

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-Nope.

-Henrietta Peck.

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Fence.

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-Nope.

-Charles Cheese.

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Crocodile.

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What was a crocodile doing there?

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Trying to get away from the cat with the fiddle!

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That's all very well, but what did the cow jump over?

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I'll give you a clue.

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It shines at night.

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Melanie Wiggles.

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A lamppost.

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No, something else that shines at night.

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The moon.

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Correct, the moon!

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-One point to Melanie Wiggles!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Now for our picture round. You're going to see a picture of something

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and you have to buzz'n'tell me what it is. Look at this.

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What is it?

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Me, me, me, please, Mr Walter!

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Buzzer, Karl, buzzer.

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Yes, but I, but I-I-I...

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Buzzer, Karl!

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BUZZING Karl.

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The moon.

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That was the last question, Karl.

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Melanie Wiggles.

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-Is it something to do with sport?

-Yes.

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Do you use it with a ball?

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Yes, well done, Melanie!

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Charles Cheese!

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It is a racket?

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Yes, Charles Cheese, a tennis racket, one point to you.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And now, onto our numbers round.

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If I had five turnips growing in a field,

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and one of them disappeared, what would I have?

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Charles Cheese.

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-Some very happy rabbits!

-Probably, yes, but it's not the answer.

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Melanie Wiggles.

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Where is this field? I must go there.

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It's not a real field, Melanie, I just made it up.

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If I did have five turnips - and I don't! - and one disappeared,

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how many would be left?

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-Karl.

-Five.

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-No.

-Nine.

-No.

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-Three!

-No!

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Melanie Wiggles.

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I make that four. Four juicy turnips.

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Absolutely right, Melanie!

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-One point to you!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Now it's time for our sound round -

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listen to the sound and tell me what it is.

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-DOORBELL RINGS

-Oh, who can that be?

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LAUGHTER

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If it's someone selling feather dusters,

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then tell them I don't need any!

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It might be my cousin, Buster. He sells dusters!

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-Are you going to let him in, then?

-No!

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-Me, me, me! Hello! Mr Walter, I know!

-Buzzer, Karl!

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No, it was more of a "bing-bong".

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WALTER GROANS

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Henrietta Peck.

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It was a doorbell, wasn't it?

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Yes, it was, one point to you!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And now for our final round, general knowledge.

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What does a sheep give us?

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Henrietta Peck.

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They give us lovely little cuddly lambs that spring around the fields.

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Yes, and WHY are they cuddly?

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Their little woolly coats!

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Yes! So, what do sheep give us?

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Mr Biscuits!

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A rash.

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-LAUGHTER

-No, not a rash!

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Oh, yes! Wool! They give us wool!

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That's correct! They give us wool. One point to Mr Biscuits.

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Let's look at the scores.

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And that means today's winner, with two points,

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is Melanie Wiggles!

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-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Your special prize is...

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a trip to the seaside!

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Thank you, everyone. Can I change it to a trip to that turnip field?

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No!

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That brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell.

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Thank you for sticking with it.

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Goodbye! See you next time, probably!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include exotic show bird Miss Honkover, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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