Episode 17 Buzz and Tell

Welcome to the buzziest show in the history of the world!

It's buzzier than a kazoo band in a bee hive,

it's Buzz and Tell!

APPLAUSE

And to ask the questions, he's the unmissable Walter Flipstick!

Hello and welcome to Buzz and Tell.

Now, let's meet the contestants.

I'm Melanie Wiggles and I'm sitting on a chair.

Hi, I'm Karl and I have been on holiday in a bucket.

I'm Henrietta Peck, and I'm really interested in laying eggs.

I'm Charles Cheese and I can name 400 types of cheese

and I've eaten them all.

I'm Mr Biscuits, and I'm working out how to travel through time

so I can find out where I left my biscuits.

We've met the contestants,

so let's dive into the round that's first, round one -

our missing word round.

What is the missing word in this rhyme?

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of...

BUZZER

-Karl!

-Oranges.

Oranges? Really, Karl?

No, I was making it up! He-he!

I make a joke, Mr Walter!

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of...

BUZZER Henrietta Peck!

Paint.

-No.

-BUZZER

Mr Biscuits.

Poodles?

No, Mr Biscuits, no it's not poodles.

It begins with R.

BUZZER Melanie Wiggles.

I think I know this.

-Rain.

-Yes! Well done, Melanie.

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain!

One point to you.

That's the end of round one so it's time for round two,

the picture round.

Look at this picture and see if you can tell me what it is.

BUZZER

Mr Biscuits.

I was going to say space rocket.

-No!

-Me, please, Mr Walter, I know this. Me, please.

-Karl, please use your buzzer.

-Oh, I forgot.

BUZZER

Karl!

-Is it a space rocket?

-No, Karl, it's not a space rocket.

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

Well, if it's not a space rocket

it must be a mug.

Well done, Charles, it is a mug!

That's a point to you.

Now let's move on to round three, our numbers round.

If I have six towels in my bathroom,

and I put two of them in the washing machine,

what do I have?

BUZZER

Mr Biscuits.

-A washing machine.

-No.

BUZZER

-Henrietta Peck.

-Clean towels.

No.

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

-Wet hair.

-No. This is a numbers round, remember?

BUZZER

Mr Biscuits.

-Two washing machines.

-Can we stop talking about washing machines?

BUZZER Melanie Wiggles.

If there were two towels in the washing machine,

and six towels in the bathroom, 6 - 2 = 4

Yes! Thank you, Melanie! 6 - 2 is indeed 4.

A point to you, Melanie, and on we go to round four.

Now, onto our sound round.

What is this sound?

GURGLING

I know, Mr Walter, I know!

Buzzer, Karl.

Oh, yes, my Buzzer.

BUZZER

Karl.

It's a bee stuck in a trumpet.

No, it's not a bee stuck in a trumpet.

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

It's a trumpet stuck in a bee.

No, it's not that either. Here's a clue. You hear this in the bathroom.

BUZZER Henrietta Peck.

I know.

Squawwwwwk!

Squawwwwwk!

POP!

-AUDIENCE GASP

-It's somebody gargling, innit?

Yes, it is somebody gargling. One point to you both.

And now for our final round - general knowledge.

What do you call the first meal of the day?

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

-Cheese!

-Charles, it's not called cheese.

It is in my house.

BUZZER Melanie Wiggles.

Is it called Simon?

What? No, meals don't have boys' names.

First meal of the day...

Me, please, Mr Walter, I know this, me please!

-Karl, use your buzzer please.

-Oh, I forgot.

BUZZER

-Karl.

-Breakfast.

Yes, the first meal of the day is breakfast.

That's a point to you. Let's look at the scores.

The winner is Melanie Wiggles with two points!

-Thank you.

-Your prize, is this lovely box of false moustaches.

Thanks for watching, from all of us it's goodbye until the next time

we buzz and tell on Buzz and Tell!

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