Episode 18 Buzz and Tell


Episode 18

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover and the very shy Ken Koala.


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Now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, oranges and lemons

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it's time for the fast and furious Buzz And Tell.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And here's your host, he's the one with the whiskers and flippers,

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it's Walter Flipstick! CHEERING

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Hello and welcome to another edition of the only show on the telly

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with me as the host. So let's meet the contestants

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in this edition of Buzz And Tell.

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I'm Miss Honkover and this is the Miss Honkover Show!

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Only kidding!

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I'm Ken Koala. I like playing hide and seek.

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I'm really good at it.

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I'm called Orange Bernard cos I'm orange and my name is Bernard.

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I'm Charles Cheese

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and I've got the largest collection of cheese in the world! Lovely!

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I'm Mr Biscuits and I've just invented a biscuit

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that glows in the dark.

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Well, there we are and now it's the first round -

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the missing word round!

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So, fingers on buzzers. Let's go.

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What's the missing word in this nursery rhyme?

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Baa-baa black sheep, have you any...?

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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Bananas!

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-Nope.

-BUZZER

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Charles Cheese.

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Cheese!

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-Nope.

-BUZZER

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Mr Biscuits.

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-Sweets.

-No, Mr Biscuits. Sheep don't have sweets.

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-Well, they're missing a treat!

-BUZZER

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Miss Honkover.

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Feathers. I've got a song about feathers.

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# I've got my feathers... #

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Not now. We haven't got time. Sorry.

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I can give you a clue.

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It's what jumpers are made from.

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Is it wool?

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Yes! Correct! Well done, Miss Honkover. One point to you.

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CHEERING

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So now on to our second round - the picture round!

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Take a look at this and tell me what you think it is.

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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It's not a telephone, is it?

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Right. It's not a telephone.

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Oh, do I get a point?

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Not for being wrong.

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-But you said I was right!

-BUZZER

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Ken Koala.

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I know what it is.

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OK, Ken. What is it?

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-It's a snail.

-That's right!

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It's a snail. So that's a point to you, Ken.

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So it's time for round three - the numbers round.

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Let's do some adding.

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Listen carefully. If I have two helpings of mashed potato for lunch,

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and I have four helpings for supper,

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How many helpings have I had altogether?

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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Too many!

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I couldn't even eat one helping! Not on top of all the cheese.

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Does anybody know the answer?

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BUZZER Miss Honkover.

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The answer is, two helpings and four helpings is six helpings.

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You're right! 2 + 4 = 6

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So that's six helpings. Well done.

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Another point to you, Miss Honkover.

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That brings us to round four - the sound round.

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Listen to this sound and tell me what it is.

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HOOTING

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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It's a frog with a sore throat.

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That's not even close, Bernard.

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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It's someone blowing into a biscuit barrel

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to see if there are any biscuits left in it.

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Sorry, Mr Biscuits, it's not someone blowing into a biscuit barrel

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to see if it's empty.

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Oh. I was sure that was right.

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Hard cheese.

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Oh, that sounds nice, actually.

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I'll give you a clue. They only come out at night.

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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Bed clothes!

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-Nope.

-BUZZER

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-Orange Bernard.

-Head lights.

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-Nope.

-BUZZER

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-Miss Honkover.

-Stars.

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-No.

-BUZZER

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-Mr Biscuits.

-It's a bird, isn't it?

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And it's called an...eh... Hmmm, yes...

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Oh, an owl! That's it!

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Yes! At last! It's an owl.

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So that's a point to you, Mr Biscuits.

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So, on to our final round - the general knowledge round.

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Fingers on buzzers. Here we go.

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What month comes after March?

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BUZZER Miss Honkover.

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January.

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-No.

-BUZZER

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-Orange Bernard.

-November.

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No.

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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-Monday!

-Uh, no, that's a day of the week, Charles.

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OK, everyone, remember how the months are ordered.

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-January, February, March...

-BUZZER

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ALL: April!

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Yes, you're right. It's April. Well done.

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So, you all get a point for that.

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So, let's look at the final scores.

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Well, we have a clear winner. It's Miss Honkover, with three points!

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Oh, thank you. Thank you. How wonderful.

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So, you win this week's special prize, which is...

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some bird seed!

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Oh...

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Thank you for watching and thanks to our contestants.

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Join us next time for another fun-tastic edition of Buzz And Tell!

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Bye!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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