Episode 19 Buzz and Tell

It's time for another exciting edition of Buzz & Tell,

the quiz show which even makes cats laugh!

APPLAUSE

And here's your host - the man with the fabulous facts -

Walter Flipstick!

-CHEERING

-Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.

I'm the one with the questions,

so let's straight away meet the ones with the answers.

-AMERICAN ACCENT:

-I'm Miss Honkover,

and I'm learning to sing really high notes.

-AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:

-Hello. My name is Ken Koala,

and I'm learning to say "yes" instead of just nodding.

My name is Orange Bernard,

and I'm learning to swing from a tree with one hand

whilst scratching my armpit with the other.

I'm Charles Cheese, and I'm learning how to make a cheese-flavoured hat.

My name is Mr Biscuits,

and I'm learning about advanced biscuit engineering.

So those are our contestants, and they look ready to start.

Fingers on buzzers, everyone, for our Missing Word Round.

See if you can spot the missing word in this well-known rhyme.

"There was an old woman who lived in a..."

-BUZZER Orange Bernard.

-Handbag.

No, Bernard. "There was an old woman who lived in a..."

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

World of her own. Mum says I live in a world of my own.

If I did, it would be made entirely of cheese.

-BUZZER Miss Honkover.

-Big pink castle.

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

I'm sure I know this.

-She lived in a shoe.

-That's right!

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. One point to you.

Our next round is the Picture Round. I'm going to show you a picture.

Tell me what it is.

What's this?

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

Is it someone's leg with a boot on the end?

-No.

-BUZZER

-Orange Bernard.

-A television aerial.

Nice try, Orange Bernard, but sadly not.

Did I ever tell you that I've appeared on television many times?

-Thank you, Miss Honkover. Do you know what the picture is?

-No, Walt.

Maybe you need a clue. You can play golf with this.

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

My brother, Reginald. He's a keen golfer.

That's a funny picture of him.

-I don't think that's your brother, Mr Biscuits.

-Whose brother is it?

Nobody's.

BUZZER Ken Koala.

-I've seen one of those before. It's a...golf club.

-Yes!

It's a golf club, and a point to you. Well done!

Now it's time for our Numbers Round. Let's do some taking away.

If there were six muffins in a basket and somebody ate two muffins,

what would there be?

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

Someone with a full tummy.

That's not the answer.

BUZZER Orange Bernard.

-Were they banana muffins?

-Er...I don't know, Orange Bernard.

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

-53 muffins.

-What?

Sorry, I got carried away.

I like muffins a lot, but not as much as I like biscuits.

BUZZER Miss Honkover.

You've just got to do a little sum.

It's six muffins take away two muffins

which has to be four muffins.

Yes, well done, Miss Honkover. One point to you.

So now it's time for our Sound Round.

Just listen to the sound and tell me what it is.

MOOING

-BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

-A motorbike.

No.

-BUZZER Miss Honkover.

-A motorboat.

No.

BUZZER Orange Bernard.

A motorcar.

No, it's nothing to do with a motor.

I'll give you a clue. This gives you milk.

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

Ooh! My mum gives me a glass of milk every night before bed.

That's nice of her, but does she make a sound like that?

She does when she falls asleep in front of the TV.

-Oh, dear!

-BUZZER

-Miss Honkover.

-Maybe I can help, Walt.

The sound we heard was a cow mooing.

That's right! Well done, Miss Honkover. One point to you.

Well, it's the end of the show.

Our winner is...

-..Miss Honkover, with two points.

-CHEERING

And your special prize today

is to sing one of your beautiful songs to us.

Take it away!

-SHRILLY:

-# I am only a bird... #

-That's all we've got time for.

-Oh.

I'm sorry, Miss Honkover. Maybe next time when we play Buzz & Tell.

See you then. Bye!

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