Episode 20 Buzz and Tell


Episode 20

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover and the very shy Ken Koala.


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Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the maddest and messiest quiz on TV...

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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..featuring your muddled, mild-mannered host, Walter Flipstick.

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Welcome to the buzzalicious, telltastic, Buzz & Tell.

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Let's meet our contestants today.

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I'm Miss Honkover and I'm very interested in my wonderful fans.

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My name is Ken Koala

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and I'm learning to speak a little bit louder.

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Yes...um...ooh... ahh... My name's Orange Bernard

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and I'm interested in bananas.

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I'm Charles Cheese and I'm interested in...cheese!

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Just cheese! Nothing else but cheese!

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Hello, I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm interested in...

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guess what? Biscuits!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Thank you, everyone. Now we're eager to get started. Let's get going.

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Fingers on buzzers, this is our missing words round.

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Buzz and tell me what's the missing word here.

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Mary had a little...

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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Moustache.

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Not a moustache, Mr Biscuits.

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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Head. She had a little head.

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No, Orange Bernard, sorry.

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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A big head?

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No, sorry.

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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Mary had a little...fish. No. Um...armadillo.

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Um...no. It's an animal, I know it is. Goat...er, sheep...lamb!

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That's it! Definitely lamb.

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Yes, correct. She had a little lamb that followed her to school one day.

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One point to Charles Cheese.

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I knew a lamb that went to school one day.

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Really? Did he like it?

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No, he never went baaa-ck!

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LAUGHTER

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-Did you like that?

-Yeah!

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Now it's time for our picture round.

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You're going to see a picture of something -

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buzz and tell me what it is.

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Take a look at this.

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What is it?

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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Um... It's a prickly banana.

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No, it's not a banana.

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Shame, I love prickly bananas, I really do. I love them.

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Oh. Does anyone know what it is?

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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-If it's green and got prickles it must be a gooseberry.

-No.

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BUZZER Miss Honkover.

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It reminds me when I played Sleeping Beauty

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and I pricked my finger on the spinning wheel,

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but first I sang...

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# The spinning wheel... #

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Thank you. Does anyone know what this is?

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BUZZER Ken Koala.

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-QUIETLY:

-Cactus.

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Beg your pardon, Ken?

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It's a cactus, Mr Flipstick.

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Yes, yes! Thank you, Ken, it is indeed a cactus. One point to you.

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And now onto our numbers round.

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If I had two bananas and then bought two more,

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what would that give me?

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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Ooh... Me, as a friend, cos I love bananas! Hey-hey-hey!

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Not quite the answer I was after.

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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Er... Tummy ache.

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I didn't say I'd eat them all, Charles.

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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I'll have what you can't eat, then!

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Can we get back to the question?

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If I had two bananas and then bought two more, what would that give me?

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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Two bananas and two bananas makes four bananas.

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Absolutely right, Mr Biscuits. Eventually,

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but one point to Mr Biscuits.

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It's time for our final round.

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Listen to this sound then buzz and tell me what it is.

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Here's your sound.

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THUNDER

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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It's a giant moving its furniture round.

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No.

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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-A giant dancing.

-No.

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BUZZER Miss Honkover.

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-A giant's tummy rumbling.

-No.

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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My tummy rumbling - no bananas, you see! Hey-hey!

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One last time, what is this sound?

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THUNDER

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BUZZER Ken Koala.

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I know what it is.

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OK, Ken, what is it?

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-QUIETLY:

-It's thunder.

-A bit louder, Ken.

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It's thunder.

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It's the correct answer! One point to Ken Koala.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Let's look at the scores. Our winner with two points is Ken Koala.

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Oh, yippee! Whooooo!

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He's going bananas!

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Oh, don't mention bananas. I'm hungry!

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And your special prize, Ken, is a ride on a camel!

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Oh, I was hoping for a dinghy!

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I'm sorry, we've run out of dinghies!

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That brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell.

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Goodbye! See you next time!

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Subtitles by Shaun Hadnett Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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