Episode 22 Buzz and Tell


Episode 22

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover and the very shy Ken Koala.


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Oh, my goodness, it's that time again!

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The time when we say "welcome" to Buzz & Tell.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Please welcome the fact-flipper general, Walter Flipstick!

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-CHEERING

-Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.

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I'm the one with the questions,

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so let's meet the ones with the answers.

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I'm Miss Honkover and I'm here to entertain you all.

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I've got 100 songs and you'll love all of them.

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I'm Ken Koala and I'm building a den under the desk.

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It's made of pillows and fluff.

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My name's Orange Bernard, and I can eat a banana...

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sideways!

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I'm Charles Cheese. I love cheese so much that I'm named after it.

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The second name, not the first - Charles isn't a cheese, Cheese is!

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My name is Mr Biscuits,

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and I've invented a biscuit that bakes itself.

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Fingers on buzzers, everyone.

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The first round is our missing-word round.

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see if you can spot the missing word in this well-known rhyme.

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Old MacDonald had a...

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BUZZ! Orange Bernard.

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Fruit cake.

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No, Orange Bernard, not a fruit cake.

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-Sponge cake, then.

-No.

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Chocolate cake.

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No, Bernard, it's not any kind of cake.

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Old MacDonald had a...

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BUZZ!

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Miss Honkover.

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Dance, everybody loves to dance.

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No, sorry.

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BUZZ!

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I think Old MacDonald

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had a farm, Mr Flipstick.

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Yes, you're right, Ken. Old MacDonald had a farm.

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One point to you!

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Now it's time for our picture round.

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Look at this picture and Buzz & Tell me what it is.

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BUZZ!

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Mr Biscuits.

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It's a football.

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I'm afraid not, Mr Biscuits.

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Did you say football?

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-Yes, I did.

-Are you sure?

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Absolutely.

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You're not going to say cake

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or lamppost or door knob like you usually do?

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Why would I? It's a football.

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Yes! It is a football. Well done, Mr Biscuits,

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for the first time ever, we've a correct answer straightaway!

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A point to you!

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Now it's our numbers round.

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We're adding up, so fingers on buzzers and listen carefully.

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If I have five people at my birthday party,

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and then three more arrive,

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How many people are there at my party?

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BUZZ!

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Miss Honkover.

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You're having a party? You never told me!

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Nor me! None of us were invited.

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There's always cheese at parties too!

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Yes. I could have done my tyre and banana balancing act.

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It's popular at parties. It's very dangerous, but popular.

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Well, let's sing him Happy Birthday anyway,

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even though he didn't invite us.

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One, two...

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Please, don't sing. There isn't any party and it's not my birthday.

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It's just a question.

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If there are five people at the party,

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and three more arrive,

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how many people are there?

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BUZZ!

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Charles Cheese.

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It's five add three, which is eight!

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Yes! Five people and three people is eight people!

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So, that's a point to you, Charles.

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Now it's time for our sound round.

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Fingers on buzzers, listen to this and Buzz & Tell me what it is.

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TINKLING SCALE

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BUZZ! Orange Bernard.

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That's someone hitting a lot of half-empty milk bottles

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in a row on a wall.

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No.

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Oh! Bluebottles!

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No, Bernard. No bottles of any kind.

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Bluebottles are large flies anyway.

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Yes, I knew that.

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No, he didn't!

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Thank you, Mr Biscuits.

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-Do you know the answer?

-To what?

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-What the sound was.

-Which sound?

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-This one.

-TINKLING SCALE

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Oh! That one!

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-No.

-BUZZ!

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Miss Honkover.

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It's what I sing along to all the time in my show.

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It's a piano.

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Yes! Well done, Miss Honkover, it's a piano.

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So, that's one point to you, Miss Honkover.

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Now it's time for our final round - the general knowledge round.

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Fingers on buzzers.

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What colour is an orange?

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BUZZ!

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-Charles Cheese.

-Red.

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BUZZ!

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-Miss Honkover.

-Yellow.

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-No.

-BUZZ!

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Mr Biscuits.

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-Green.

-No.

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What colour is an orange?

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BUZZ!

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Orange Bernard.

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-It's, um... Ooh! Ah...

-Yes?

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-It's... Ooh, or... Oh, dear.

-Yes?

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Um... Ooh, orange... Orange...

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Purple! Hey-hey!

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No!

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BUZZ!

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Mr Biscuits.

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It's orange!

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An orange is orange.

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At last! Yes, an orange is orange.

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That's a point to you, Mr Biscuits.

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Let's look at the final scores.

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So, we have a clear winner - Mr Biscuits with two points!

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Your prize is this bunch of balloons!

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Oh, thank you! It's just what I wanted.

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That's all we've got time for,

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and it's goodbye from me and all the contestants.

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Join us next time

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when we play another fantastic game of Buzz & Tell!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and a general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

The contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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