Episode 23 Buzz and Tell


Episode 23

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover and the very shy Ken Koala.


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It's Buzz & Tell, the busiest, fuzziest quiz on the telly!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And here's your host, the man with the facts at his flipper-tips,

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Walter Flipstick!

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Hello and welcome to the show that buzzes and tells, tells and buzzes,

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it's Buzz & Tell!

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Now let's straightaway meet the contestants.

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I'm Miss Honkover and I'm learning a new song about feathers.

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My name's Ken Koala and I'm learning not to be so quiet in company.

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My name is Orange Bernard

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and I'm learning to wrap my arms around my head twice!

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I'm Charles Cheese

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and I'm learning how to juggle three pieces of cheese.

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My name is Mr Biscuits

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and I'm learning how to stop crumbs falling off your biscuit.

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-How do you do that?

-Eat it in one go!

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So, those are our contestants

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and their brains look like they're bulging with answers.

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Fingers on buzzers, everyone.

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Our first round is a missing word round.

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See if you can spot the missing word in this well-known song.

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Row, row, row your boat gently down the...?

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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Lane?

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No.

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-BUZZER SOUNDS

-Street!

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-No.

-BUZZER SOUNDS

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Road!

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You can't row a boat down a lane, a street or a road, Charles.

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You can if the puddles are big enough!

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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-Stream?

-What was that, Ken?

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You might need to pop up and answer that.

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It's row, row, row your boat

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gently down the stream.

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That's right. Well done, Ken! One point to you.

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Now it's time for our picture round.

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Take a look at this and tell me what it is.

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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Is it a man with a moustache?

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No.

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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A man with a moustache, wearing a funny hat.

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I don't think so.

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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It's a man with a moustache, wearing TWO funny hats!

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No. Here's a clue - this tells you the time.

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-My dad tells me the time.

-BUZZER SOUNDS

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Is it Ken's dad?

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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With a moustache?

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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And two hats?

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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That's not Ken's dad, it's a clock!

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That's right, Mr Biscuits, it is a clock. One point to you, well done!

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OK, now it's time for our numbers round.

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Let's do some adding-up!

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Now, if a train was pulling three carriages,

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and it picked up two more carriages at the station,

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what would there be?

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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A very long train.

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No, Charles, it's a number.

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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A very long number of trains.

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What?!

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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I don't know the answer, but I do know a song about a train.

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-SHE SINGS

-I'm so sorry, Miss Honkover,

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we really must get on.

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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You've got to add three carriages to two carriages,

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that's three added to two, which is five.

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It's five carriages on the train.

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Yes, well done, Mr Biscuits, that's absolutely right,

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it is five carriages. One point to you.

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OK, so now we're rushing headlong into our sound round.

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Listen to this and buzz and tell me what you think it is.

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CAR HORN HONKS

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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-Ah, yes, it's a banana!

-Banana?!

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Yes, a banana, being peeled.

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Bananas don't make a noise when they're peeled!

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That's right, bananas don't. But I do!

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-Like this!

-HE MAKES HONKING SOUNDS

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I see. But that doesn't answer the question.

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Listen again and see if you can tell me what it is.

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CAR HORN HONKS

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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A seagull.

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-No.

-BUZZER SOUNDS

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A flock of seagulls!

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-No.

-BUZZER SOUNDS

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I know what this is! It's a car horn. Honk! Honk!

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It's the right answer, Charles. It is a car horn.

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Honk! Honk! Well done, one point to you.

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Well, we've come to the end of the quiz

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and our winner is Mr Biscuits, with two points!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And your special prize today, Mr Biscuits, is...

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-a banana!

-LAUGHTER

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Er, thank you!

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-BERNARD HONKS

-Keep calm, Orange Bernard!

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I can't, I love bananas!

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It's OK, Orange Bernard. You can have it.

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Oh, thank you!

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Well, that's all we have time for on this edition.

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Don't forget to join us again

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for another flip-tastically funny edition of Buzz & Tell. Goodbye!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Featuring exotic showbird Miss Honkover, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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