Episode 23 Buzz and Tell

It's Buzz & Tell, the busiest, fuzziest quiz on the telly!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And here's your host, the man with the facts at his flipper-tips,

Walter Flipstick!

Hello and welcome to the show that buzzes and tells, tells and buzzes,

it's Buzz & Tell!

Now let's straightaway meet the contestants.

I'm Miss Honkover and I'm learning a new song about feathers.

My name's Ken Koala and I'm learning not to be so quiet in company.

My name is Orange Bernard

and I'm learning to wrap my arms around my head twice!

I'm Charles Cheese

and I'm learning how to juggle three pieces of cheese.

My name is Mr Biscuits

and I'm learning how to stop crumbs falling off your biscuit.

-How do you do that?

-Eat it in one go!

So, those are our contestants

and their brains look like they're bulging with answers.

Fingers on buzzers, everyone.

Our first round is a missing word round.

See if you can spot the missing word in this well-known song.

Row, row, row your boat gently down the...?

BUZZER SOUNDS

Lane?

No.

-BUZZER SOUNDS

-Street!

-No.

-BUZZER SOUNDS

Road!

You can't row a boat down a lane, a street or a road, Charles.

You can if the puddles are big enough!

BUZZER SOUNDS

-Stream?

-What was that, Ken?

You might need to pop up and answer that.

It's row, row, row your boat

gently down the stream.

That's right. Well done, Ken! One point to you.

Now it's time for our picture round.

Take a look at this and tell me what it is.

BUZZER SOUNDS

Is it a man with a moustache?

No.

BUZZER SOUNDS

A man with a moustache, wearing a funny hat.

I don't think so.

BUZZER SOUNDS

It's a man with a moustache, wearing TWO funny hats!

No. Here's a clue - this tells you the time.

-My dad tells me the time.

-BUZZER SOUNDS

Is it Ken's dad?

BUZZER SOUNDS

With a moustache?

BUZZER SOUNDS

And two hats?

BUZZER SOUNDS

That's not Ken's dad, it's a clock!

That's right, Mr Biscuits, it is a clock. One point to you, well done!

OK, now it's time for our numbers round.

Let's do some adding-up!

Now, if a train was pulling three carriages,

and it picked up two more carriages at the station,

what would there be?

BUZZER SOUNDS

A very long train.

No, Charles, it's a number.

BUZZER SOUNDS

A very long number of trains.

What?!

BUZZER SOUNDS

I don't know the answer, but I do know a song about a train.

-SHE SINGS

-I'm so sorry, Miss Honkover,

we really must get on.

BUZZER SOUNDS

You've got to add three carriages to two carriages,

that's three added to two, which is five.

It's five carriages on the train.

Yes, well done, Mr Biscuits, that's absolutely right,

it is five carriages. One point to you.

OK, so now we're rushing headlong into our sound round.

Listen to this and buzz and tell me what you think it is.

CAR HORN HONKS

BUZZER SOUNDS

-Ah, yes, it's a banana!

-Banana?!

Yes, a banana, being peeled.

Bananas don't make a noise when they're peeled!

That's right, bananas don't. But I do!

-Like this!

-HE MAKES HONKING SOUNDS

I see. But that doesn't answer the question.

Listen again and see if you can tell me what it is.

CAR HORN HONKS

BUZZER SOUNDS

A seagull.

-No.

-BUZZER SOUNDS

A flock of seagulls!

-No.

-BUZZER SOUNDS

I know what this is! It's a car horn. Honk! Honk!

It's the right answer, Charles. It is a car horn.

Honk! Honk! Well done, one point to you.

Well, we've come to the end of the quiz

and our winner is Mr Biscuits, with two points!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And your special prize today, Mr Biscuits, is...

-a banana!

-LAUGHTER

Er, thank you!

-BERNARD HONKS

-Keep calm, Orange Bernard!

I can't, I love bananas!

It's OK, Orange Bernard. You can have it.

Oh, thank you!

Well, that's all we have time for on this edition.

Don't forget to join us again

for another flip-tastically funny edition of Buzz & Tell. Goodbye!

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