Episode 25 Buzz and Tell

It's Buzz And Tell - the busiest, fuzziest quiz on the telly.

CHEERING

And here's your host - the man with the facts at his flipper tips -

Walter Flipstick!

Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.

Let's straightaway meet our contestants. We have...

I'm Miss Honkover and I am studying

the most fascinating subject in the whole world - singing.

I'm Ken Koala. I'm studying the end of my nose

and it's making my eyes go funny.

My name is Orange Bernard and I'm studying

the possibility of me having a quick snooze.

I'm Charles Cheese and I'm studying

what happens when you eat too much cheese.

-HE BURPS

-Ooh!

I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm studying

big, small, round, square, soft and crunchy biscuits.

Thank you, everyone.

I can tell we're raring to go so fingers on buzzers.

This is our missing words round.

Buzz and tell me what are the missing words.

"The wheels on the bus go..."

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

Flat.

I hope not, Mr Biscuits.

BUZZER Orange Bernard.

Er, missing?

No, sorry.

Shame, I'd like a nice tyre to swing on.

"The wheels on the bus go..."

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

-# The wheels on the bus go up and down. #

-No.

-BUZZER

-In and out?

No. Remember, it's the missing word ROUND.

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

Round and round.

Yes. One point to Mr Biscuits.

APPLAUSE

And now for our picture round.

Buzz and tell me what the picture is. Take a look at this.

What is it?

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

Orange.

Yes, it is, but what sort of orange thing is it?

Er, an orange orange.

No, it's not an orange.

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

You said it was orange.

Yes, it's orange, but not an orange.

BUZZER Miss Honkover.

It looked like a microphone for singing into.

# I'm only a bird... #

It's not a microphone.

BUZZER Ken Koala.

A vegetable?

-I beg your pardon, Ken.

-A vegetable.

Yes, but could you tell me what kind?

No.

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

A crunchy carrot kind of vegetable.

Yes! Spot on, Charles, a carrot. One point to you.

APPLAUSE

And now onto our numbers round.

If I have five cabbages growing in my garden

and a rabbit comes in and eats two of them

what would I have?

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

A very happy rabbit.

That's not quite the answer I was after, Charles.

BUZZER Orange Bernard.

Ooh, a very big happy rabbit.

Well, yes, but that's not the answer, Orange Bernard.

Five cabbages in my plot,

two are eaten, now I've got...?

..to grow some more.

No. Five cabbages, take away two, gives me...?

BUZZER Miss Honkover.

Five cabbages, take away two cabbages... Three cabbages, Walt.

The answer is three.

Correct, Miss Honkover. One point to you.

APPLAUSE

Thank you. Now it's time for our final round.

Listen to the sound then buzz and tell me what it is.

Here's your sound. What is this sound?

GLASS SHATTERS

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

Daybreak.

Ooh! Ha-ha-ha-ha. Very good. Daybreak.

Yes, very good, Mr Biscuits. He-he-he-he.

Er, no. It's not daybreak.

BUZZER Orange Bernard.

Oh, tea break. I'll have a banana smoothie.

Oh, I'll have a bird seed smoothie.

I'll have a biscuit smoothie.

Ooh, I'll have a cheese smoothie.

And I'll have a fish smoothie... No, wait a minute, it's not a tea break.

Let's get back to the quiz. What is this sound?

GLASS SHATTERS

BUZZER Orange Bernard.

Sounds like the last time I played football.

-BUZZER

-That is a really smashing sound, Walt.

Smashing glass is the correct answer.

-What is?

-That.

Miss Honkover has the answer. It is, in fact, smashing glass.

One point to Miss Honkover.

With two points, Miss Honkover wins the show!

Oh, thank you, thank you.

APPLAUSE

It's not a tea break, then?

No, it's not.

And your special prize, Miss Honkover, is...

some singing lessons.

Oh.

That brings us to the end of another Buzz And Tell.

Now it is time for a tea break. Goodbye and see you next time.

Goodbye!

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