Episode 25 Buzz and Tell


Episode 25

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover and the very shy Ken Koala.


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It's Buzz And Tell - the busiest, fuzziest quiz on the telly.

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CHEERING

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And here's your host - the man with the facts at his flipper tips -

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Walter Flipstick!

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Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.

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Let's straightaway meet our contestants. We have...

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I'm Miss Honkover and I am studying

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the most fascinating subject in the whole world - singing.

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I'm Ken Koala. I'm studying the end of my nose

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and it's making my eyes go funny.

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My name is Orange Bernard and I'm studying

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the possibility of me having a quick snooze.

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I'm Charles Cheese and I'm studying

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what happens when you eat too much cheese.

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-HE BURPS

-Ooh!

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I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm studying

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big, small, round, square, soft and crunchy biscuits.

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Thank you, everyone.

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I can tell we're raring to go so fingers on buzzers.

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This is our missing words round.

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Buzz and tell me what are the missing words.

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"The wheels on the bus go..."

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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Flat.

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I hope not, Mr Biscuits.

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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Er, missing?

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No, sorry.

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Shame, I'd like a nice tyre to swing on.

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"The wheels on the bus go..."

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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-# The wheels on the bus go up and down. #

-No.

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-BUZZER

-In and out?

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No. Remember, it's the missing word ROUND.

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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Round and round.

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Yes. One point to Mr Biscuits.

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APPLAUSE

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And now for our picture round.

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Buzz and tell me what the picture is. Take a look at this.

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What is it?

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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Orange.

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Yes, it is, but what sort of orange thing is it?

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Er, an orange orange.

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No, it's not an orange.

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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You said it was orange.

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Yes, it's orange, but not an orange.

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BUZZER Miss Honkover.

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It looked like a microphone for singing into.

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# I'm only a bird... #

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It's not a microphone.

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BUZZER Ken Koala.

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A vegetable?

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-I beg your pardon, Ken.

-A vegetable.

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Yes, but could you tell me what kind?

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No.

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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A crunchy carrot kind of vegetable.

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Yes! Spot on, Charles, a carrot. One point to you.

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APPLAUSE

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And now onto our numbers round.

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If I have five cabbages growing in my garden

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and a rabbit comes in and eats two of them

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what would I have?

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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A very happy rabbit.

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That's not quite the answer I was after, Charles.

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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Ooh, a very big happy rabbit.

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Well, yes, but that's not the answer, Orange Bernard.

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Five cabbages in my plot,

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two are eaten, now I've got...?

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..to grow some more.

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No. Five cabbages, take away two, gives me...?

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BUZZER Miss Honkover.

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Five cabbages, take away two cabbages... Three cabbages, Walt.

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The answer is three.

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Correct, Miss Honkover. One point to you.

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APPLAUSE

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Thank you. Now it's time for our final round.

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Listen to the sound then buzz and tell me what it is.

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Here's your sound. What is this sound?

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GLASS SHATTERS

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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Daybreak.

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Ooh! Ha-ha-ha-ha. Very good. Daybreak.

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Yes, very good, Mr Biscuits. He-he-he-he.

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Er, no. It's not daybreak.

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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Oh, tea break. I'll have a banana smoothie.

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Oh, I'll have a bird seed smoothie.

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I'll have a biscuit smoothie.

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Ooh, I'll have a cheese smoothie.

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And I'll have a fish smoothie... No, wait a minute, it's not a tea break.

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Let's get back to the quiz. What is this sound?

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GLASS SHATTERS

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BUZZER Orange Bernard.

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Sounds like the last time I played football.

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-BUZZER

-That is a really smashing sound, Walt.

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Smashing glass is the correct answer.

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-What is?

-That.

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Miss Honkover has the answer. It is, in fact, smashing glass.

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One point to Miss Honkover.

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With two points, Miss Honkover wins the show!

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Oh, thank you, thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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It's not a tea break, then?

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No, it's not.

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And your special prize, Miss Honkover, is...

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some singing lessons.

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Oh.

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That brings us to the end of another Buzz And Tell.

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Now it is time for a tea break. Goodbye and see you next time.

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Goodbye!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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