Episode 26 Buzz and Tell

Yes, it's Buzz & Tell,

the only quiz show on TV that leaves you wanting less.

APPLAUSE

MUSIC

Featuring your happy-go-lucky host, Walter Flipstick.

Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.

The quiz show that makes you realise how clever you really are.

Let's meet our contestants today. We have...

I'm Miss Honkover and my specialist subject is my adoring fans.

I'm Ken Koala. My specialist subject is trying to be loud.

My name is Orange Bernard and my specialist subject is bananas.

I'm Charles Cheese and my specialist subject is cheese.

My name is Mr Biscuits and my specialist subject is crumbs.

MUSIC

Thank you, everyone. We're right on schedule. Let's get going.

Fingers on buzzers. This is our missing words round.

Now, Buzz & Tell me what's the missing word.

Coconuts are covered in what?

BUZZER

-Mr Biscuits.

-Chocolate.

Not chocolate, Mr Biscuits.

BUZZER

-Orange Bernard.

-Fleas.

No, Orange Bernard, coconuts do not have fleas.

BUZZER

-Charles Cheese.

-Cheese.

Er... I've never seen cheese on a coconut before, Charles.

Oh!

BUZZER

-Mr Biscuits.

-Aren't they a bit hairy, Mr Flipstick?

They certainly are, Mr Biscuits.

Coconuts are covered in hair. One point to you. Ha-ha.

Now for our picture round. You're going to see a picture of something

and you have to buzz and tell me what it is. Take a look at this.

What is it?

Orange Bernard.

-Erm... A teapot.

-No.

It's got a handle and a spout.

BUZZER

-Mr Biscuits.

-It's a musical instrument. A sort of trumpet.

No, I'm afraid not, Mr Biscuits.

BUZZER

-Miss Honkover.

-Did I tell you my voice is a musical instrument?

Thank you, Miss Honkover. I'm sure you've mentioned it before.

Anyone know what this is?

BUZZER

-Charles Cheese.

-It's a shower for small creatures like me.

You can't be suggesting it covers you with water.

-Oh, yes. You scrub yourself clean.

-Oh, you can't be serious.

BUZZER

-Ken Koala.

-Can.

-What?

-Can. Watering can.

Oh, I see. It's a watering can to water plants.

Oh, that's a relief!

One point to you, Ken.

Now, onto our numbers round.

You have 10 blueberries and you eat nine of them.

What are you left with?

BUZZER

-Charles Cheese.

-A tummy ache.

-Not the right answer, Charles.

BUZZER

-Orange Bernard.

-A blue tongue.

-No.

BUZZER

-Mr Biscuits.

-You're left with a feeling you should've shared them

instead of gobbling them all yourself.

Probably, but it's not the right answer.

BUZZER

-Charles Cheese.

-Have you tasted blueberries and cheese? Mmm.

I can't say I have.

Since there's only one left, I don't think you'll get the chance.

One blueberry left is the correct answer.

One point to Charles Cheese.

Now, it's time for our final round.

Listen to this sound then buzz and tell me what it is.

Here's your sound.

WOLF HOWLS

BUZZER

-Charles Cheese.

-It's an owl.

-Not an owl, Charles.

BUZZER

-Miss Honkover.

-It's... It's... Oh, I can't remember.

It's... It's big and hairy.

A giant coconut!

No, no. It's very dangerous.

A giant angry coconut.

No, no, it howls at the moon.

Oh, a giant angry coconut that can't sleep.

No, no, no, no. Bernard. Miss Honkover is very close.

BUZZER

-Mr Biscuits.

-Sounds like a dog to me.

-You're getting warmer, Mr Biscuits.

BUZZER

-Charles Cheese.

-A hotdog.

-No.

-A hairy hotdog with an owl.

It's just one creature, Charles.

It can only be one thing. A wolf that owls.

You've got it, Charles. A wolf's howl.

That's what I said. An owl. A wolf's owl.

Whatever you said, Charles, it's correct. One point to toy.

HE LAUGHS

Let's look at the scores. Our winner this time is Charles Cheese.

THEY CHEER

Hooray! I'm the big cheese again.

Your special prize, Charles Cheese, is a giant coconut.

THEY CHEER

Oh, lovely. Just what I've always wanted.

That brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell.

It was all a bit hairy but we got there in the end. See you next time.

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